Author has written 4 stories for Shakespeare, Big Time Rush, and X-Men: The Movie.
hi i am royal shadow I'm a girl, and a teenager, I am 18 y'all,so Look out world.
I like writing but i also try to limit it otherwise i wouldn't get anywork done, so try and bear with me.
I love my friends and family, and i am kinda over protective. Any of my teammates, friends, or family members can agree with that :)
I have a dog, she's a rottwiler and the sweatest thing ever.
If you met me in person you wouldn't believe that i want to be a writer, i am a "Jock" in the cool-nice sense of the word, but at the same time I'm probably the dorkiest person you'll ever meet because i have a great sense of humor if i do say so myself.
i am sensitive enough to harden my self to the world.
i take a long time to pick out food but big decissions are a snap.
my sister likes to mess with my profile. Well she used to until i changed the password, so yeah i'm really sorry for the confusion.
i don't care what people think about me i am what i am and i really can't
help myself so if you don't like it go hang with some-body else i'll never
change my ways this ain't no phase this is how it always is and this is how it always stays.
I love to read and watch good movies
I LOVE STARKID!!!!
MY FAVORITES MOVIES
-A Vampire Assistant
- harry potter
MY FAVORITES SHOWS
-big time rush
MY FAVORITE YOUTUBE VIdeo
Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.
-Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.
-The trouble with real life is that there is no background music
-Forecast for tonight: darkness
-If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?
-If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something
-We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!
-The below statement is true
The above statement is false
-Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.
-PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.
-Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much
-I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah!
-Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.
-Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful.
-My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems
-I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
-Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.
-I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words
-Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!
-Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?
-You should always proofread what you write in case you any words.
-By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life
-A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you.
29 reasons why girls are the best
1.We got off the Titanic first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. (Well if it's a hot MALE cartoon character...)
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. (or new sports equipement)
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:
Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile!
+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one
+If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.
+Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
WHAT A KISS MEANS
Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
+Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
+Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
+Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
+Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
+Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
+Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
+Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"
What the gesture means...
+Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
+Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
+Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
+Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
+Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
+Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
+Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
+picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"
Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide a hickeys...not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now...make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH!
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted.\
YOUR GUY SIDE:
x You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
x Dogs are better than cats.
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
x Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
x At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
x You watch sports on TV.
x Gory movies are cool.
x You go to your dad for advice.
x You own like a trillion baseball caps.
x You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
x It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
x Sports are fun
xTalk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
x You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
x You love to shop.
x You wear eyeliner.
x You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
x You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
x It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
x You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
x You care about what you look like.
x You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
x Like being the star of every thing