Emily Grace Gardini-Taylor my extrememly long and boring name. I met a girl called Jatika once.. see? much more interesting, although kind Bleaugh!!
I'm 16 years old. I'm In Year 11 at my High School, so only 2 more years until i'm out of that hell hole.
I'm am half Australian half Italian. So yes i speak Italian just not as fluently as i'd like.
I try to base my stories around real life events some of which i have been through myself.
I know its corny to quote Hannah Montana but...
Lifes a Climb, But the view is great

Cortnie Jane Heaven

Heaven is fucking right babe!
You are absolutely amazing!
You are the best friend i could ever ask for
I can talk to you about everything..
You are non judgemental
You always lighten up my mood
You make me laugh until i cry
And i can talk on the phone to you for hours..
We talk so much i hardly know what to say to you anymore lol
But i dont care.. as long as im talking to you im happy
I cant wait for you to come down! Its gonna be amazing!
Your also the cutest chickpea ever lol..
And yeah yeah i know you hate chickpeas..
But your amazing lol.. some of your replies make me cry haha
Not that i care.. its amazing!
You are amazing!
Your the person i trust the most in this whole world
I love that we share the same brain..
The same interests..
The same guys..
(YOU ONLY GET HIM A WEEK!!)
You are just amazing..
There is no other way to describe you..
Love ya lots my cute little bestie/ sister/ muffin/ chickpea
Cant wait to be friends with you forever..
And ever.. and ever lol
Love ya lots!!

LIKES

High School Musical- Duh! who doesnt like it! Seriously if my High School was a musical i would be kicking down the walls, i gotta make em fall, just break through em all... and most of all i would scream. So down to the basics.. everyone wants to know Troyella? or Troypay? I think thats a pretty simple question with an extremely obvious answer. Troyella Forever those two are just too amazingly cute! Seriously if they wanted it to be Troypay then in then Sharpay wouldve one out in the end of the second one and their would be no Senior Year can you say suicide?

Music- My life is music, i play music, i listen to music, i sing-along to music, I perform music. But most importantly, I live music. Some of my favourite artists/bands include; The Kooks, Kasabian, Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana, The Script, Jonas Brothers, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale, The All-American Rejects, Aly & Aj, Black Eyed Peas, Breaking Benjamin, Bring me the horizon, Demi Lovato, the Fray, The Getaway Plan, High School Musical 1&2&3, Hoobastank, Katy Perry, Kings Of Leon, Leighton Meerster, Madcon, Motion City Soundtrack, One Republic, Secondhand Seronade, Snow Patrol, Taylor Swift, The Veronicas, Young MC.

My Friends- My friends are amazing i love them to bits! Friends are what keep me grounded, theyre what keep me sane well half of the time... The Girls.. Kirstie, Kaitlyn, Alysha, Sabina, Gabrielle or Gabby lol, Milly, Fiona, and more. You guys are absolutely amazing! You know how to make me smile and make me cry. Special shout out to Milly who was actually the first one to make me cry with happiness lol. The Guys.. Josh, Billy, Bora, James, Dale, Kyle, Kaiden, Jordan, Alex, Robert, Mitch, Kerry. You guys are the funniest people i have ever met.. i dont know what i'd do without you, you guys where there when others wernt. So thanks :D

ZAC EFRON!- My future husband. He is amazing. Seriously what guy can sing? and dance? and act? and still look amazingly hot? Well actually, i do know someone who can fit that quota but moving on. 17 Again has to have been the best movie of all time, the best one liners i have ever heard. and again, he looks hot in every single scene. He is waaaaaaaaaaay hotter than stinkin Robert Pattison. Zac deserved to win Teen Choice Hottie so much more. And what makes Zac particularly special to me? Well its simple I HAVE MET HIM! Yes.. I drove up to the city of Melbourne for the premiere of 17 Again and arrived at 6:27am and waited 12 and a half hours to get his autograph but boy was i in for a suprise. My so-called Father, had gotten myself and my sister tickets inside! So Thats when i met him! I had a 15 minute long conversation with him.. yes i timed it... it went something like this..

Emily- "Oh my god! I love you!" yes my cheeks flushed red
Zac- "Urmm thanks? I love you too" He smiled.. his smile is yummm
Emily- "Can i have a hug!" i was practically bouncing off the walls here
Zac- "yeah sure!" he smiled again.. and there we go WE HUGGED! Thats right ladies I HUGGED ZAC EFRON and then we talked about him and vanessa and high school musical and 17 Again.
So yes it is safe to say that him and i will be married

DISLIKES

The Movie Twilight- Dont get me wrong, i absolutely adore the book. and i love Kristen Stewart. But i absolutely HATE the movie, as of a few months ago.. Dont diss me for it. its just my opinion, I AM NOT SAYING DONT WATCH IT. The teen choice awards may have had something to do with it but yeah..

Robert Pattison- He absolutely repulses me. He seems stuck up and really should have stuck to dying on Harry Potter. Everyone says they love Robert Pattison but what i really think they love is his charecter, Edward Cullen. Edward i must admit charms me a little bit in the movie, his eyes mainly. But Robert Pattison as himself is just yuckkkk

Troypay- Okay so i dont get it, High School Musical was written as Troy and Gabriella, Gabriella and Troy. Not Troy and Sharpay. Troy and Gabriella are just so cute and the chemistry between them is amazing. Sure theyre corny but honestly they are the perfect couple.. what every girl wishes their relationship was. Whereas the Troypay stuff that was seen in HSM2 just completely annoyed the shit out of me! Sharpay was treating Troy exactly as she would Ryan.. like her slave and really thats just not on! lol

Liars- Im just going to be completely upfront about this.. I hate liars. With a fiery passion! I know this sounds like a sympathy thing when i say this but i have honestly been lied to my whole life. I dont see the point. Your only hurting people. In my opinion lying is the lowest thing a human being can do. and if your looking for a way to break my trust... well then... Lie to me

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak

You say Edward Cullen
I say Troy Bolton
You say Robert Pattison
I say Zachary David Alexander Efron
You say Bella Swan
I say Gabriella Montez
You say Ashley Tisdale
I say Vanessa Anne Hudgens
You say Zashley
I say Zanessa
You say Troypay
I say Troyella
You say Twilight
I SCREAM High School Musical

Best Movie Lines EVER

Hot Rod

"Hi, My Name is Rod and i like to party"

"You look pretty tonight Denice... Uhhh I said you look shitty! Goodnight Denice"

"Qwhat? Qwhere do you get off?"

"Yeah thats right bitch! I've Been Drinking Green Tea all god damn day!"

"Lungs of a bottle nose Dolphin"

"This is my hat now! This is totally my hat!"

"Hey Denice... Theres something i've been wanting to ask you... Well, I couldnt help but notice we've both matured a lot.. physically and... i was just wondering if, maybe... I was going to ask you who you think would win in a fight? Between... A grilled cheese sandwhich and a taco"

"Hey Rod, whats that song about a grandma getting run over by a reindeer?... Grandma got run over by a reindeer... No thats not it"

"FINE! Have fun being married to SATAN"

"Nailed it.."

"Great... because i also think it sounds like fun... Alot"

Singing "Oh when your going on a date, you put on a shirt! and you drive your bike.. To the daaaaatttteee"

"Hey have i ever shown you a picture of my dead dad? Oh you gotta see it... he's super dead"

"He died instantly... The next day"

"I have a question... Is there a Tai Chi move that would make a grown man crap his pants and not know why?"

"Hey Frank, its me.. Just wanted to let you know we've raised three thousand dollars.. soon im gonna jump 15 buses.. and then im gonna kick your ass"

"Yeah! And you know what wont make him smile?! Me MURDERING HIM"

"So how did my dad die?... he choked on some Pie... WHAT?! Seriously?"

"You dont get it do you Denice? I used to be Legit, In fact i was too legit. I was too legit to quit. But now, im not legit, Im un legit, And for that reason i must quit"

"Im not gonna lie to you rod, you look like an eagel.. with fire all around you and a mountain for a face"

"Cool Beans.."

"FunkyFresh"

"In fact.. i've got a tattoo here that fully illustrates my point. Its of this rebellious young man, and he's urinating on this FM radio and then this other stream of urine is going on to that television set. Impossible i know but i like to imagine he had sex the night before, and now a little bit of residue is blocking his urethra Allowing the urine to flow in two different directions, you may also note that an AM radio is sitting dry safely in the middle"

"Your gonna get yourself killed... well i'd rather die than live in a world where i cant kick your ass"

"Frank, if i do this jump... will you respect me?"... 'Not until you beat me in a fight you pathetic washout'... "I cant wait to punch your face in!"

"Matt you are cool, dont be like Frank... Oh and dont let your dads eat pie!"

"Babe! babe! babe! No! No Babe! Wait! Babe! Babe! Wait Babe! Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabbbeeeeeeeeeeeee! babe! Babe! No Babe!"

"Frank! Im gonna get you better you old sack of shit! And then Im gonna uncork the ass beating of a lifetime on you! And you will respect me! Peace!"

"Whoa whoa! Whys Rod kissing his sister man?"... 'Ahh Denice isnt his sister'... "She's not?" 'No'... "Man that shattered my entire universe"

"Souls of the animal kingdom, Eagel! Fox! Bottle Nose Dolphin! Octopus! House Cat! Okay... lets jump this jump!"

"Denice... you were right! The taco won!"

"Gods of war!... May your Hammer be mighty"

"Ahhh! What the hell is that a Ninja throwing star!?"