Author has written 7 stories for High School Musical.
Emily Grace Gardini-Taylor my extrememly long and boring name. I met a girl called Jatika once.. see? much more interesting, although kind Bleaugh!!
Cortnie Jane Heaven
Heaven is fucking right babe!
High School Musical- Duh! who doesnt like it! Seriously if my High School was a musical i would be kicking down the walls, i gotta make em fall, just break through em all... and most of all i would scream. So down to the basics.. everyone wants to know Troyella? or Troypay? I think thats a pretty simple question with an extremely obvious answer. Troyella Forever those two are just too amazingly cute! Seriously if they wanted it to be Troypay then in then Sharpay wouldve one out in the end of the second one and their would be no Senior Year can you say suicide?
Music- My life is music, i play music, i listen to music, i sing-along to music, I perform music. But most importantly, I live music. Some of my favourite artists/bands include; The Kooks, Kasabian, Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana, The Script, Jonas Brothers, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale, The All-American Rejects, Aly & Aj, Black Eyed Peas, Breaking Benjamin, Bring me the horizon, Demi Lovato, the Fray, The Getaway Plan, High School Musical 1&2&3, Hoobastank, Katy Perry, Kings Of Leon, Leighton Meerster, Madcon, Motion City Soundtrack, One Republic, Secondhand Seronade, Snow Patrol, Taylor Swift, The Veronicas, Young MC.
My Friends- My friends are amazing i love them to bits! Friends are what keep me grounded, theyre what keep me sane well half of the time... The Girls.. Kirstie, Kaitlyn, Alysha, Sabina, Gabrielle or Gabby lol, Milly, Fiona, and more. You guys are absolutely amazing! You know how to make me smile and make me cry. Special shout out to Milly who was actually the first one to make me cry with happiness lol. The Guys.. Josh, Billy, Bora, James, Dale, Kyle, Kaiden, Jordan, Alex, Robert, Mitch, Kerry. You guys are the funniest people i have ever met.. i dont know what i'd do without you, you guys where there when others wernt. So thanks :D
ZAC EFRON!- My future husband. He is amazing. Seriously what guy can sing? and dance? and act? and still look amazingly hot? Well actually, i do know someone who can fit that quota but moving on. 17 Again has to have been the best movie of all time, the best one liners i have ever heard. and again, he looks hot in every single scene. He is waaaaaaaaaaay hotter than stinkin Robert Pattison. Zac deserved to win Teen Choice Hottie so much more. And what makes Zac particularly special to me? Well its simple I HAVE MET HIM! Yes.. I drove up to the city of Melbourne for the premiere of 17 Again and arrived at 6:27am and waited 12 and a half hours to get his autograph but boy was i in for a suprise. My so-called Father, had gotten myself and my sister tickets inside! So Thats when i met him! I had a 15 minute long conversation with him.. yes i timed it... it went something like this..
Emily- "Oh my god! I love you!" yes my cheeks flushed red
The Movie Twilight- Dont get me wrong, i absolutely adore the book. and i love Kristen Stewart. But i absolutely HATE the movie, as of a few months ago.. Dont diss me for it. its just my opinion, I AM NOT SAYING DONT WATCH IT. The teen choice awards may have had something to do with it but yeah..
Robert Pattison- He absolutely repulses me. He seems stuck up and really should have stuck to dying on Harry Potter. Everyone says they love Robert Pattison but what i really think they love is his charecter, Edward Cullen. Edward i must admit charms me a little bit in the movie, his eyes mainly. But Robert Pattison as himself is just yuckkkk
Troypay- Okay so i dont get it, High School Musical was written as Troy and Gabriella, Gabriella and Troy. Not Troy and Sharpay. Troy and Gabriella are just so cute and the chemistry between them is amazing. Sure theyre corny but honestly they are the perfect couple.. what every girl wishes their relationship was. Whereas the Troypay stuff that was seen in HSM2 just completely annoyed the shit out of me! Sharpay was treating Troy exactly as she would Ryan.. like her slave and really thats just not on! lol
Liars- Im just going to be completely upfront about this.. I hate liars. With a fiery passion! I know this sounds like a sympathy thing when i say this but i have honestly been lied to my whole life. I dont see the point. Your only hurting people. In my opinion lying is the lowest thing a human being can do. and if your looking for a way to break my trust... well then... Lie to me
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak
You say Edward Cullen
Best Movie Lines EVER
"Hi, My Name is Rod and i like to party"
"You look pretty tonight Denice... Uhhh I said you look shitty! Goodnight Denice"
"Qwhat? Qwhere do you get off?"
"Yeah thats right bitch! I've Been Drinking Green Tea all god damn day!"
"Lungs of a bottle nose Dolphin"
"This is my hat now! This is totally my hat!"
"Hey Denice... Theres something i've been wanting to ask you... Well, I couldnt help but notice we've both matured a lot.. physically and... i was just wondering if, maybe... I was going to ask you who you think would win in a fight? Between... A grilled cheese sandwhich and a taco"
"Hey Rod, whats that song about a grandma getting run over by a reindeer?... Grandma got run over by a reindeer... No thats not it"
"FINE! Have fun being married to SATAN"
"Great... because i also think it sounds like fun... Alot"
Singing "Oh when your going on a date, you put on a shirt! and you drive your bike.. To the daaaaatttteee"
"Hey have i ever shown you a picture of my dead dad? Oh you gotta see it... he's super dead"
"He died instantly... The next day"
"I have a question... Is there a Tai Chi move that would make a grown man crap his pants and not know why?"
"Hey Frank, its me.. Just wanted to let you know we've raised three thousand dollars.. soon im gonna jump 15 buses.. and then im gonna kick your ass"
"Yeah! And you know what wont make him smile?! Me MURDERING HIM"
"So how did my dad die?... he choked on some Pie... WHAT?! Seriously?"
"You dont get it do you Denice? I used to be Legit, In fact i was too legit. I was too legit to quit. But now, im not legit, Im un legit, And for that reason i must quit"
"Im not gonna lie to you rod, you look like an eagel.. with fire all around you and a mountain for a face"
"In fact.. i've got a tattoo here that fully illustrates my point. Its of this rebellious young man, and he's urinating on this FM radio and then this other stream of urine is going on to that television set. Impossible i know but i like to imagine he had sex the night before, and now a little bit of residue is blocking his urethra Allowing the urine to flow in two different directions, you may also note that an AM radio is sitting dry safely in the middle"
"Your gonna get yourself killed... well i'd rather die than live in a world where i cant kick your ass"
"Frank, if i do this jump... will you respect me?"... 'Not until you beat me in a fight you pathetic washout'... "I cant wait to punch your face in!"
"Matt you are cool, dont be like Frank... Oh and dont let your dads eat pie!"
"Babe! babe! babe! No! No Babe! Wait! Babe! Babe! Wait Babe! Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabbbeeeeeeeeeeeee! babe! Babe! No Babe!"
"Frank! Im gonna get you better you old sack of shit! And then Im gonna uncork the ass beating of a lifetime on you! And you will respect me! Peace!"
"Whoa whoa! Whys Rod kissing his sister man?"... 'Ahh Denice isnt his sister'... "She's not?" 'No'... "Man that shattered my entire universe"
"Souls of the animal kingdom, Eagel! Fox! Bottle Nose Dolphin! Octopus! House Cat! Okay... lets jump this jump!"
"Denice... you were right! The taco won!"
"Gods of war!... May your Hammer be mighty"
"Ahhh! What the hell is that a Ninja throwing star!?"
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