It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

hi, im a teenager from the south who hates grammatical errors, but makes them anyway.

I love music really like fantasy novels

(Tears of Artamon series, Sword of Truth series, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter etc.)

young adult fiction

(Anything by John Green, Hunger Games Trilogy and yes, i will admit it i liked twilight for awhile but i grew out of that rather quickly)

and "classics" (Anything by Alexandre Dumas or Victor Hugo, Pride and Prejudice, Wuthering Heights ect.)

Favorite TV shows are:

Doctor Who

Sherlock

Legend of the Seeker

Glee

These are my favorites i guess, but I dont read many fanfictions about them because, in my opinion, you have to be a very good writer to be able to do a masterpiece like Pride and Prejudice, or Wuthering Hieghts justice, and there are these types of writers here on fan fiction, but there are also some that are in need of improvement(me especially). To be honest, Im really lazy and do not feel like trying to find good FF often...Well thank you for reading this long drabble and, thank you in advance for reading my stories :)

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a dumb man for the referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "Hooray!"
A paralyzed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye.
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came and killed those two dead boys.
And if you don't believe this lie its true,
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes are unchanged, but one word from you will silence me on this subject for ever. But if indeed your feelings have changed then i must inform you that you have bewitched me body and soul and I Love...I Love...I Love you and I never wish to be parted from you from this day on.-Mr. Darcy

"In the darkest of nights to the brightest of morns I will be there,

Not because I care about you, but because I am you and you are me. We are one.

I will shine in you like the dawn and you will live in me.

You guide me like the stars in heaven and are always present in my mind and in my heart.

Love endures all things, and thus I will endure all things because your love makes me strong.

I pledge myself, my life, my love utterly unto you. For now and till the end of days.

Words said to your life mate, your twin, words that bound you forever into one being split between two bodies. Taking the knife in his hand he slit his hand if he had the courage now was the time to use it. Now was the time to end it.

In the dark of the night love escapes me, and my light dims.

I cannot live as two, no longer am I split.

Whole I shall be without you I will guide myself

and seek the light on my own.

Alone I will fight, alone I shall endure, alone I will suffer.

Into myself I retreat, from myself and my God I seek forgiveness.

I withdraw my pledge and my life is my own." Passage from "The Forgiver"(A Bue Blood's FF)

Writer's aren't exactly people...they're a whole lot of people trying to be one person. - F. Scott Fitzgerald

She's like a woman fighting for more than life. She fights like fighting is her life. It is the air she breathes, and she knows she will win because...there is no alternative-

-Who really cares if you're in your house, or in a big open field? There is always something to surround you. You can pretend like you're free, but you're not. Not really. You will always be trapped. Four walls of plaster or the roundness of the encroaching atmosphere. I see no difference-

-Aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know it, so it keeps flying anyway-

"The report of my death was an exaggeration." - Mark Twain

"It was not in my ear you whispered, but in my soul. And it was not my lips you kissed, but my heart" - Judy Garland

The world isn't split into good people and Death Eaters we've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are'' -Sirius Black

The unreal is more powerful than the real, because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. because its only intangible ideas, concepts, beliefs, fantasies that last. stone crumbles. wood rots. people, well, they die. but things as fragile as a thought, a dream, a legend, they can go on and on.” - Chuck Palahniuk

“It is very sad to me that some people are so intent on leaving their mark on the world that they don’t care if that mark is a scar.”

-John Green, responding to the shooting of Congresswoman Giffords in Arizona

"Maybe our favorite quotations say more about us than about the stories and people we’re quoting” -John Green