Hey Everybody!!

So this is my profile, Whoopee!

Anyway, I'm on summer vacation right now (yay me!) so I'll try and update as fast as possible, but no promises.

I love quotes so here are some of my favorites!! (Some of them I got from other people's profile because I loved them so much! So thanks a bunch!)

"Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most." (I don't know)

"We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!" (I don't know)

"One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!" (I don't know)

"Dream as if you will live forever, Live as if its your last day." (I don't know)

"ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder." (I don't know)

"LIFE is too SHORT to WAKE UP in the morning with REGRETS. So LOVE the people who TREAT you RIGHT, FORGET about the ones who DON'T. BELIEVE that EVERYTHING happens for a REASON. If you get a CHANCE, TAKE IT. If it changes your LIFE than LET IT. NOBODY said it'd be EASY, they just PROMISED that it'd be WORTH IT!" (I don't know)

"To laugh often and much;
To win the respect of intelligent
people and the respect of children;
To earn the approbation of honest critics
and endure the betrayal of false friends;
To appreciate beauty;
To find the best in others;
To give of one’s self;
To leave the world a bit better, whether
by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a
redeemed social condition;

To have played and laughed with
enthusiasm and sung with exultation;
To know even one life has breathed easier
because you have lived
This is to have succeeded."

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

"A faithful companion is a sure anchor." (I don't know)

"Heaven kicked me out. Hell is afraid I'll take over." (hehe, I don't know)

"Wanna know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there." (I don't know)

"But...why is the rum gone?" - Captain Jack Sparrow

"Hey Mr. Grumpy Gills...you know what you gotta do when life gets you down? Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming..." - Finding Nemo

When Insults Had Class :

The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, 'If you were my husband I'd give you poison,' and he said, 'If you were my wife, I'd drink it.'

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." - Oscar Wilde

"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop

"Smile. It confuses people." (I don't know)

"I smile because I have no idea what's going on." (I don't know)

"The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible." - Albert Einstein.

NCIS PROVERBS (Taken from NCIS Wetpaint Wiki)
1. If you leave the door open, the iguana might come in
2. Never mess with silver haired snipers
3. Some people are born great, some people have greatness thrust upon them...and some people are DiNozzo
4. Opportunity is often missed because it is dressed in overalls and looks like hard work. Tony's talent is often missed because it is dressed in a Hawaiian shirt and looks like fun
5. Ask not what the boat in the basement does for you, but what you can do for the boat in the basement

"Maybe if we don't move, he won't see us." -Shawn Hunter, Boy Meets World.

"She needs to sort out her priorities." - Ron, Sorcerer's Stone.

"Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason" - Oscar Wilde

"Arguments are to be avoided: they are always vulgar and often convincing." - Oscar Wilde again!

"It is surprising that history should be so dull considering that so much of it is invented" - Jane Austen

"To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition" - Woody Allen

A: That dress looks like a piñata
B: Yea, I just want to hit it with a STICK!

A: You're so spoiled
B: I know. It's terrible. . . and I love it!

"A.K.A. Nothing!!" (I don't know)

"This is an OMG moment!!" (I don't know)

"The very young never do as they are told..." (I don't know)

"A Poor Man's paradise is a wise man's hell..." (I don't know)

"Don't run with scissors??" (I don't know)

"The music is there, you just have to listen." -August Rush

"True friends come in the good times when we tell them to, and come in the bad times...without calling." (I don't know)

"To each his own magic." (I don't know)

"A friend sees the first tear, catches the second, and stops the third." (I don't know)

"All is fair in love and war." (I don't know)

"God knows I don't want to be an angel." (I don't know)

King of Pop >

Michael Jackson >

R . I . P . >

Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.