Bonjour! KBird here!

So I haven’t written anything for fanfic yet, even though I’ve been a member for quite some time. I just haven’t found my muse yet, but in the mean time…I’m having one hell of a time reading everyone else’s masterpieces! I’m a fan of all things lemony fresh and I’m a self-professed smut addict. If you can’t deal with that, then what the hell r u doing looking at my profile?!

I sort of run in and out of all genres and stories (as proven by my very random favorites folderJ). That’s how I roll, so deal with it. I think that’s all I have to say for the moment which isn’t much considering I just discovered that this space was empty after all this time…Whoops!

Oh yea…I also have the grammatical skills of a two year old. I know I’m a pathetic excuse for a person, sorry.

Never interrupt your enemy when he’s making a mistake- Napoleon Bonaparte

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing!- unknown