WELCOME! To my crappy attempt at a profile! :D

Name- Alice.

Nicknames- Flyfloyd, floydie, Al

Age- Phsh. like i'm gonna tell all of you that. rolls eyes

Gender/sex- female you fools, female. I mean how many men do you know named Alice, for pete's sake. ( bar alice cooper. thank you to Fluffy Chainsaw for pointing that out. hehe, i forgot all about him.)

About meh

1. I have brown hair and stormy grey eyes that scare people.

2. I have a older sister named Rebecca, becca for short.

3. I live with my mum, but my dad lives on the other side of my town so i visit him, my stepmom and two stepbrothers every couple of days.

4. I am taller than my mum.

5. I support gay, lesbian or bi people. I am bi, and if you run screaming from this page you are a stupid assed bigot who doesn't seem to understand that love is love and when it all boils down to it, people are all the same, just half the population has boobs while the other half has dicks.

6. I will be rather sarcastic at times.

7. I have arachnophobia and a small fear of people hating me or shouting at me or anybody else.

8. i know that life is unfair, and i hate war. If everyone stopped fighting the world will last longer.

9. i HATE people who make huge changes to other peoples lives so they can so something. eg. near where i live, there is practically half a town with no-one living in it. no kidding. its a ghost town. the council kicked all the people their out of their homes and made them move so they coud enlarge the nearbye motorway, because the world really needs bigger roads to cause traffic jams, doesn't it? well, all these people were made to move and say goodbye to their neighbours, and in the end, the friggin motorway enlargement wasn't done. >o

10. by b-day is on december 18th :D

11. I like harry potter and kingdom hearts. those two things rule my life.

12. no insane person is ever actually very insane. no sane person is actually very sane.

13. i consider myself slightly insane, quite morbid and overall rather depressing. but im okay once you get to know me.

14. every human being loves to be hugged or comforted in some way. well, most do anyhow. i am part of that most.

15. i don't mind blood. infact, i smile slightly when i see it. hey, i warned you i was slightly insane and morbid.

Quotes!

Sirius laughed breathlessly. “Wild thing… you make my heart sing…”

Remus groaned. “Please don’t sing at a time like this. It completely ruins the mood.”

“Well, what would you rather do?” Sirius asked, grinning down at him, then opening his mouth to sing again.

He gasped instead when Remus wrapped both arms and legs around him – either in answer or in an effort to stop him singing, Sirius wasn’t sure - and arched up against him. Either way Sirius wasn’t complaining. “Moony!”

At that moment, the curtain was flung back with cheerful abandon. “Hey, Padfoot, I think Moony already went down for – OH MY EYES!! MY POOR TORTURED EYES!!”

Sirius and Remus jerked apart with shrieks and both made a grab for the bed curtains, which they pulled together quickly.

“James Potter, this is the day you DIE!” Sirius yelled through the closed curtains.

“...My eyes…my eyes…” was his only reply.

“Were they shagging?” Peter’s voice asked with interest. “I didn’t think they shagged yet. Just kissed and stuff…” There was a pause, then, “Oh, Merlin - my brain! My brain! Must…scrub…away…images…”

“You need to scrub away images?” James moaned.

“For the love of Merlin’s baggy underpants, we weren’t shagging!” Sirius yelled. He paused then, remembering his rather limited knowledge in the men-shagging-men area and added, “What exactly were you picturing?” - Casting Moonshadow, Chapter 61, a Harry Potter fanfic by Moonsign.

Link --> http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3378356/1/Casting_Moonshadows

'I can imagine a world filled with peace, a world with no war. And i can imagine us attacking that world, because they would never suspect it.' - i can't remember.

Please, PLEASE go visit FluffyChainsaw :D link to her profile--> http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1762280/

She has this amazing kingdom hearts story named The Forest of Screams. It's really good, but if you don't like boyXboy and/or girlXgirl you might not like it, which would be a terrible shame as the story is very well written.