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since: 12-19-08, id: 1774785, Profile Updated: 11-06-09
country: Jamaica

Name: Morgan, though I like my middle name Rachel more.

OHMIGOD I AM GOING TO MELT It's like Jamaica has never heard of the season FALL- this place fails ! It just keeps getting hotter :(

My passion :):

Naruto
Gakuen Alice
Bleach
Vampire Knight
Alex Rider books
Music.Is.Life.

I'm obsessed with all things Japanese ! I love reading, so recommend books for me, kay?

I love this website and many of the people on it. :D

Birthday: July 22

Age: 12 be jealouss :)

Hometown: Fortlauderdale( sadly i'm not sure if that's how u spell it )

Where I Live Now: JAMAICA BABY :)

Favourite Colours: Black, purple, green, red.

Likes:

VAMPIRES

ANIME

PEOPLE :)

ROMANCE

COMEDY

BOOKS

Dislikes:

Stereotypes

Sakura Haters

Detentions -_-

When my mom yells at me to get off the computer

Homework

Favourite Naruto Couples:

SasuSaku

ItaSaku

SasoSaku

ShikaTema

InoShika

NejiTen

NaruHina

Favourite Gakuen Alice couples:

NatsuMikan

HotaRuka

Yuka/Narumi

Tsubasa/Misaki

Youichi/Aoi

Favourite Vampire Knight couples:

KanaYuki

Seiren/Zero (they'd be pretty cute)

Aido/Yori

Ruka/Kain

RIMA&SHIKI (they are the most adorable couple in the entire manga/anime)

Juuri/Haruka

Quotes:

1: "This hostage stuff is fun." -Alice Cullen (Eclipse)

2. "I'm pure at heart, it repels dirt." -Isabelle (Mortal Instruments)

3. "I was just wondering why you stabbed him, not that I object." -Edward Cullen (Eclipse)

4. "Alice: I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors.
Edward: Why don't you just tell me who wins?
Alice: I do. Excellent." -Breaking Dawn

5. "Over my pile of ashes." -Rosalie (Breaking Dawn)

6. "Polka Dots." - Natsume (Gakuen Alice)

7. "Who want's to do me?" -Jace Wayland (Mortal Instruments)

8. "Loser." -Sasuke (Naruto)

9. "Don't screw with me." -Zero Kiryuu (Vampire Knight)

10. "Ami: Do you have any hobbies?
Fahrenheit: I'm an excellent sniper.
Ami: You shoot things?
Fahrenheit: No, no, no. I don't shoot things, I shoot people." - President's Daughter (Volume 1)

11. "Bloody Bastard." -Zero (Vampire Knight)

12. "I'm going to RIP out your heart, TEAR it to pieces then- wait, never mind, you have no heart."

13. God made Adam for Eve, not Adam for Steve.

Twitter: morgzlovescandi
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:) Add me

WHAT CELEBRITIES MIGHT SAY WHEN ASKED: "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?"

"Why would he be on a road? I thought chickens lived in the ocean..." -Jessica Simpson

"That (censor) fool of a chicken didn't (censor) know what the (censor) he was doin' crossin' a (censor) alley in (censor) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censor) morning" -Snoop Dogg

"To cross or not to cross, that is the question" -Shakespeare

"I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe he should not get to the other side" -John Kerry

"Chickens, over a great period of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads" -Charles Darwin

"And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken 'Thou shall cross the road'. And the chicken did, and there was much rejoicing" -Moses

"To go where no chicken has gone before" -Neil Armstrong

"We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. Its either with us or against us, there's no middle ground here" -George W. Bush

"Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road. But why it crossed, I've not been told" -Dr. Seuss

"In my day, we didn't as why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us" -Grandpa

"Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask 'What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyways?'" -Jerry Seinfeld

"The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road" -Richard Nixon

"This was an unprevoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it" -Saddam Hussein

"I missed one?" -Colonel Sanders
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END RACISM!

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black.""But you sir..."

"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...Copy this onto your profile and help stop racism!

ONLY IN AMERICA...

...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance

...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks

...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front

...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8

...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter

...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke

...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages

...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place

...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures

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