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I CHANGED MY PEN-NAME FROM: HEARTNET-SEMPAI13 TO : FALLEN YAOI ANGEL13

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Name:Kristine Ciara Baello

Age: 11

Birthday: April 15, 1998

Faves:

Band: Silverstein, My Chemical Romance, Flow, Three Days Grace, Nico Touches the Walls,Thirty Secods to Mars, Paramore, UVERworld,Skillet, Mayday Parade, Panic! At the Disco...etc...

Food: pocky, lollipop, chocolate, candies, peanuts... all thing sweet...

Song: All songs sung by my fave. bands

Color: Black, Red, Violet,Silver

How I look like : Black waist long hair,Onyx Eyes&4"10 in height

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Fave….

ANIME / Manga(not in order)

Naruto,Shakugan no Shana ( I & II),Black Cat,Bleach,D. Gray-Man,1/2 Prince,Princess Princess,Junjou ( spelling) Romantica,Shaman King,Full Metal Alchemist,Death Note, Juushin Enbu

And more that is over 5700…

HOW I EXPLAIN LIFE AND DEATH...

Life, is like God's way of kicking your sorry ass out of heaven and yelling, "AND DON'T COME BACK!!"

Death, is like God's way of dragging you back up to heaven by your collar, mumbling, "Okay, I think you've done enough damage..."

A good friend will bring you bail money when you're in jail. A BEST friend will be right in the cell next to you saying, "You have GOT to learn to run faster!"

(yah...and I AM pretty slow...)MY OWN FAVE. QUOTES

"Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Whenever I flush the toilet,

I remember you!"

"Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

If your parents say you're pitiful,

They're telling the truth!"

"Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

If your parents say you're beautiful,

They're lying to you!"

"Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

If God made me beautiful,

What happened to you?"

PLS. TAKE NO OFFENSE IN MY QUOTES THOSE ARE ONLY JOKES OKAY?

I have PMS and a handgun. Any Questions?

~~~~~~~You know you live in 2009 when...~~~~~~~

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen-name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!

~~~~~~~JUST TO MAKE MY PROFILE EVEN LONGER ~~~~~~~

Crazy is when you do or say a totally randome thing, like "do you ever wonder were the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if your crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Some people say . . . they see dead people. Other people say . . . they see stupid people. I say . . . I see both.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back at em and say 'make your own damn lemonade!'

“Destroy is such a strong word! I prefer ‘redecorated for free’.”

"A wise man once said, "I don't know - go ask a woman."

(SMART man!)

"A good friend will bail you out of jail. Your best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying 'That was freakin awesome!'"

"If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?"

"It takes 42 muscles to frown and only four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me."

"Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are okay, you're it."

"Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them."

"You say you dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me."

"Stupidity kills, unfortunately not fast enough"( Yeah it needs to kill WAY faster.)

"They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?"( that. is. my. life. story.)

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how in seven hells you did it."(hm...how in the hell DID I make grape juice?)

"Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Sugar is sweet,

and so are you.

But the roses are wilted,

the violets are dead,

the sugar bowl is empty

and so is your head!"

Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk besides me either. Just leave me the hell alone!

Jesus loves you. The rest of us think you're an idiot.

They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient. But giving the finger is free too, and I find it more personal and sincere. XD

To often we loose sight of life’s simple pleasure, remember when someone annoys you it takes forty-two muscles in your face to frown. BUT, it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the damn bastard! (OOOHH some1 gets it)

It takes fourty-two muscles to frown, but it takes only four to raise my middle finger and say, "bite me, slut"

Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.(yep...ANIMALS ( Usually Pigs 4 Cholesterol)HAVE GOTTEN REVENGE!! BWAHAHAHAHahahaha...I'm NOT crazy!!)

Insane people never know that they're insane. It's the sane ones you have to worry about. Because they know they're insane. And they know how to use it.

When life hands you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate.

(TOO true...)

Most people:"Why don't you just give up?!"

Me:"I never really learned how to!"

One of us will fall. The rest will point and laugh.

(sounds like school...GAWD!! it follows me EVERYWHERE!!)

"If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... and then find someone who's life has given them Vodka, and have a party."- Ron White

Way of the Sarcastic and Rude

(From Talon83)

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving ain't for you.

If you don’t have anything nice to say, say the bad stuff again!

Someone told me to get a life, but I'm not sure where to download that from.

It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys.

Warning: The above post may contain sarcasm.

Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.

Question authority and the Authorities will question you.

Quitters never win, and winners never quit, but those who never quit AND never win are idiots

I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.

If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!

You're only young once... you can be immature forever.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.

I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?!

My imaginary friend thinks you have issues.

Death is life's way of telling you that you're fired.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

I don’t need your attitude; I have one of my own.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

You are my friend and I'll always be there for you. When you cry, I cry, when you laugh, I laugh...When you jump off a bridge-Dude, I'm sure gonna miss ya!

You have the right to remain silent...anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

You're just jealous because the voices only speak to me.

Never go to bed angry... stay up and plot your revenge.

If it weren't for physics -and law enforcement- I'd be unstoppable.

I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm?

Admit nothing. Deny everything. Make counter accusations.

Now you know The Way of the Sarcastic and Rude, use it wisely...or fear the wrath of Drum roll me!

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