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Author has written 50 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Secret Window, Benny and Joon, Sleepy Hollow, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Misc. Movies, 21 Jump Street, Alice in Wonderland, Finding Neverland, Libertine, Sweeney Todd, A Nightmare on Elm Street, From Hell, Public Enemies, Corpse Bride, Child's Play, and Blow. JDLuvaSQEE (Sweeney Todd, Captain Jack Sparrow, SamBenny & Joon, Will Turner, Norrington, John Dillinger, Mort Rainey, John Wilmot, Roux, Agent Sheldon Jeffrey Sands, Constable Ichabod Crane, Inspector Frederick Abberline, Gilbert Grape, ErikThe Phantom of The Opera, JM Barrie, Raoul Duke, Tom Hanson, The Joker, Legolas Greenleaf, Wade "Cry-Baby" WalkerCry-Baby, Axel BlackmarArizona Dream, Gene watson, George Jung, Spencer Armacost, CesarThe Man Who Cried, Don Juan DeMarco, BonBonBefore Night Falls, The Mad Hatter, Scott Tucker, Ed Wood, William BlakeDead Man, Edward Cullen, Willy WonkaJD version, Dr. Gregory House, Edward Scissorhands, Glen Lantz, and Dean Corso.)HELLO!! I'm a HUGE JOHNNY DEPP FAN!! JD is all I think about!! I also like Gerard Butler, The Phantom of the Opera, Heath Ledger, The Joker, Orlando Bloom, Legolas Greenleaf, Alice In Wonderland, REGINALD THE MAD HATTER, NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET, GLEN LANTZ, and FREDDY KRUEGER!! If every time you see or hear grilled cheese sandwiches, Buster Keaton, Charlie Chaplin, blue balloons, suspenders, mashed potatoes, wooden bamboo canes, etc.., you automatically think of SAM (from BENNY & JOON), copy and paste this into your profile! If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile! If every time you hear the names Sweeney or Todd, you automatically think of Sweeney Todd, copy and paste this into your profile! If you are completely obsessed with and/or have a major crush on Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, Lord Cutler Beckett, or James Norrington and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and put the ones you like in Italics. If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile.Really Stupid Stereotypes: I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when you friend all had confuzzled expressions on their faces you were like, well duh that made perfect sense. Copy this into your profile. So many people thought AWE was confusing. I don't know what's wrong with them, it made perfect sense to me! If you could follow AWE when you first saw it, copy and paste this into your profile. Month One Mommy I am only eight inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Everytime I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heartbeat is my favorite lullaby. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me You could definetly tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It's so warm and nice in here. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Month Three You know what Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you cant hear me. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Month Four Mommy My hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can curl my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs I am becoming quite good at it too. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, whats abortion? XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I dont like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy, what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I cant get away from it! Mommy! HELP ME! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Month Seven Mommy I am OK. I am in Jesus' arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Mommy, why didnt you want me? XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Every abortion is just... One more heart that was stopped Two more eyes that will never see Two more hands that will never touch Two more legs that will never run One more moth that will never speak. Abortion is wrong. People are here on earth for a reason, and some crazy mothers dont want their babies. If you are against abortion repost this into your profile! If after seeing At World's End, you thought getting eaten by the Kraken might not be such a bad thing, if you got to go to the Locker and be with multiple Jacks. Copy this onto your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. If you went to save Jack just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, if you can raed tihs psas it on! For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you act completely, well, crazy and make a total fool of yourself and don’t even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being (every cell in your body) to Eragon, Star Wars, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favourite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-mums glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school excursion to bush gardens, laugh for two hours straight WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your friends, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you claim you can walk on water and then get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement (It works!!) Crazy is when you fight with your friend over which vegetable you want to be. Crazy is when you say pineapple and then threaten to slap someone if they even mention the word; claiming that it's yours. Crazy is when you have a whole glass of coke in one go and go so hyper you laugh for several hours straight and bounce on your knees on your friend's bed until it breaks (it was an accident okay). Crazy is when you walk up to random people in the swimming pool and do a Rose Tyler impersonation and ask what planet your on. Crazy is when you walk up to someone you've never seen before in the street and sprout some random technobabble that ends with "And that's why you should always carry a banana around with you." Crazy is when you ruin your science exams by answering them using only Gallifreyan numerals and covering it in other random...alien symbols, and then trying to pass it off as legitimate to the Head of Department, by claiming that really, you honestly are a timelady from the planet Gallifrey. Crazy is when you insist on dressing up as Doctor Who characters for an Olympic themed fundraiser, then end up going as an Olympic Torch instead! Crazy is when you can't sit in Physics without nicking the teacher's shaky thing! Crazy is when you do a headstand against you classroom wall and start to sing "By the Sea" from Sweeney Todd. If you're crazy and crazy about it, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done too. If you love Cap'n Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile! . . . . . . . .JJJJJJJJJJJJ . . . . . . . .AAA . . . . . . . .CCCCCC . . . . . .KK. . . . . . .KK •.¸ (''•.¸ ¸.•')¸.•' You Say Pink I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. ~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, torchwoodfanx3, PyroFairyGirl, .insane.lil.piratess., JohnDillinger'sSweetheart. Your One and Only Wish (This is really cool) Do it one by one, WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T LOOK AHEAD! 1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green. 3. your first initial? 4. your month of birth? 5. which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. your favorite number? 8. do you like California of Florida more? 9. do you like the lake or ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.) Are you done? If so, Pencils down. DON'T CHANGE YOU ANSWERS!! Ok, Now Scroll down to see you results! (Don't cheat--) Your Results Are:... 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and you life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If you're initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If You were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change. white: You will have a friend who completely confides in ykou and would do anything for you but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters inc.)MrsEdgarAllanPoe(Sweeney Todd, Jack Skelington, Edward Scissorhands, Tobias Ragg, and Agent Fox "Spooky" Mulder), -Nellie-flipping-Lovett (Klaus Baudalaire, Tobias Ragg, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Cedric Diggary, Edward Cullen-I still have crushes on all of them!!), JDLuvaSQEE (Sweeney Todd, Captain Jack Sparrow, SamBenny & Joon, Will Turner, Norrington, John Dillinger, Mort Rainey, John Wilmot, Roux, Agent Sheldon Jeffrey Sands, Constable Ichabod Crane, Inspector Frederick Abberline, Gilbert Grape, ErikThe Phantom of The Opera, JM Barrie, Raoul Duke, Tom Hanson, The Joker, Legolas Greenleaf, Wade "Cry-Baby" WalkerCry-Baby, Axel BlackmarArizona Dream, Gene watson, George Jung, Spencer Armacost, CesarThe Man Who Cried, Don Juan DeMarco, BonBonBefore Night Falls, The Mad Hatter, Scott Tucker, Ed Wood, William BlakeDead Man, Edward Cullen, Willy WonkaJD version, Dr. Gregory House, Edward Scissorhands, Glen Lantz, and Dean Corso.) 98 percent of the teen population automatically thinks the word "Cullen" whenever they hear the name "Edward". If you're part of the 2 percent that thinks "Scissorhands" post this on your profile. Every Abortion Is Just . . .One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit! If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Sweeney Todd needs a hug, copy and paste this onto your profile I don't suffer from Johnny Depp addiction, I enjoy every minute of it. Paste THIS in your profile If you think Lucy Barker should have been the one thrown into the oven, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate Lucy Barker, copy and paste this into your profile. COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND CONTINUE THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SUCKS TRAIN! Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you can't wait for Tim Burton's next movie, Alice in Wonderland, to come out, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, well duh that made perfect sense. Copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile coughsweenettscough If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile. If you know the smell of phsyco murderer barbers copy and paste this into your profile you obbsessed freak If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters inc.)MrsEdgarAllanPoe(Sweeney Todd, Jack Skelington, Edward Scissorhands, Tobais Ragg, and Agent Fox "Spooky" Mulder) Spitfire47(Tobias Ragg, Seth off Prison Break, David "Tweener" Apolskis) SweeneyToddRocksMySocks (Sweeney Todd, Erik, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Edward Scissorhands, Anthony Hope, Batman),JDLuvaSQEE (Sweeney Todd, Captain Jack Sparrow, SamBenny & Joon, Will Turner, Norrington, John Dillinger, Mort Rainey, John Wilmot, Roux, Agent Sheldon Jeffrey Sands, Constable Ichabod Crane, Inspector Frederick Abberline, Gilbert Grape, ErikThe Phantom of The Opera, JM Barrie, Raoul Duke, Tom Hanson, The Joker, Legolas Greenleaf, Wade "Cry-Baby" WalkerCry-Baby, Axel BlackmarArizona Dream, Gene watson, George Jung, Spencer Armacost, CesarThe Man Who Cried, Don Juan DeMarco, BonBonBefore Night Falls, The Mad Hatter, Scott Tucker, Ed Wood, William BlakeDead Man, Edward Cullen, Willy WonkaJD version, Dr. Gregory House, Edward Scissorhands, Glen Lantz, and Dean Corso.) Symptoms of OSTD (obsessive Sweeney Todd disorder) 1. Every little thing reminds you of Sweeney Todd, and when something doesn't, it still ends up reminding you because you think "Wow here's something that doesn't remind me of... SWEENEY TODD!! 2. You have the movie memorized 3. You sing "A Little Priest" whenever you have pie for supper 4. Instead of saying "the beach" you say "by the sea" 5. You sing "My friends to your razor and/or kitchen knives 6. You have a strange fear of tea kettles. (Seriously folks, I have one in my house that looks just like the one in the movie. I try to keep my distance from it) Paste this on your profile if you have OSTD 13 Ways to know you're obsessed with Secret Window 1. You get scared whenever you see a shovel or a screwdriver 2. When you have corn for a meal, you look at it skeptically, but then bite into it, being careful to make a loud sound (Okay, I can't actually do that because I have braces. But I do saw it off the cob and crunch it.) 3. When you see corn you yell "TED AND AMY!!" 4. You started loving Mountain Dew and Doritos after you saw the movie 5. You have a fan-girl freak out whenever you see Morton Salt 6. You've taken the line, "I'm just peachy Mr. Shooter, how are you?" but applied it to someone else you know 7. You noticed I forgot the line "oh" above. It should be "Oh, I'm just peachy..." 8. You get sad if someone buys you a bottle of Mountain Dew. It's gotta be a can! 9. Even though it's a fictional story, it's changed your opinion about cabins on lakes 10. You say "Chiicccooo doonn'tt beee diiissccourraggged" to all your pets and/or friends 11. Whenever someone you know gets braces you say "Braces. Getting a few things straightened out?" 12. If you don't already have a southern accent, you talk in one and when someone asks you about it you answer, "It's just the way I talk." 13. You plan on copying and pasting this to your profile, then adding a bunch of other stuff to it. You know you're Sweeney Todd Obssessed When: Not only do you own the DVD and the soundtrack - you know the lyrics off by heart. You re-enact Helena's Worst Pies in London in your own kitchen. Whenever you get into a discussion about movies with your friends, you're out to convince them Sweeney Todd is the BEST movie ever made. Even if they look at you like this O_O. You can't walk past a barber shop anymore without thinking of Sweeney Todd. You can't think of PIES, FLOUR or ROLLING PINS anymore without thinking of Mrs Lovett. Everytime you walk down to the sea, you start to hum/think of By the Sea. Believe me, it's hard. I live two hundred metres from the ocean lol. You've written your own Sweeney fic. Whenever a problem comes up or you get into a fight with someone, you immediately think: what would Helena/Mrs Lovett do? You want to name one of your kids after one of the Sweeney Todd characters. Well, if it's good enough for Helena, you think! You've cosplayed/dressed up as one of the characters from Sweeney Todd. You've not only bought/made the following articles Helena wears in the movie: her black lace gloves, ribboned boots, black corset, red and white by the sea bustle dress... Give yourself a gold star if you wear the said articles OUTSIDE. In public. How's THAT for devoted? Or just plain nutty... You catch yourself thinking/talking like Mrs Lovett. Wot, wot was that, love? Me ears isn't wot they once wos. Now, where's that flamin' Mr T gone to? If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile. | |||||||
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Victor Van Dort reviewsA poem describing Victor Van Dort.Corpse Bride - Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-23-09 - Complete15. Victor Van Dort Acrostic reviewsthe title says it all.Corpse Bride - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-23-09 - Complete16. Agent Sheldon Jeffrey Sands' Resignation reviewsthe title says it all. This story is based off of Jacques Cartwright's story 'Resignation'.Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-23-09 - Published: 6-19-09 - Complete17. Animal I Have Become reviewsThis is a songfic from Agent Sheldon Jeffrey Sands' POV a few scenes later in the movie after his eyes get removed. Rated: T for languageOnce Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-11-09 - Complete18. AIM Window » reviewsMort, Mort's Conscience, and Shooter have found AIM. Read & Review! Should I continue with this story?Secret Window - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-21-09 - Published: 2-18-0919. Sultry Captain Jack reviewsA poem describing Captain Jack Sparrow!Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-3-09 - Jack S. - Complete20. Sweeney Todd After a MurderAnother poem describing everyone's favourite demon barber!Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Published: 4-18-09 - Sweeney T. - Complete21. BonBonThis both a poem and an acrostic describing... BonBon! Johnny Depp's character in the film Before NIght Falls 2000 .Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Published: 4-3-09 - Complete22. John Dillinger Acrosticthe title says it all. READ & REVIEW!1Public Enemies - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Published: 3-28-09 - Complete23. John Dillinger Smooth Criminal reviewsA poem about John Dillinger! READ & REVIEWPublic Enemies - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-28-09 - Complete24. Sensual FrederickA poem describing.. Inspector Frederick George Abberline! SQEE! READ & REVIEW!From Hell - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Published: 3-27-09 - Complete25. Alluring Sheldon Jeffrey Sands reviewsA poem describing Agent Sheldon Jeffrey Sands!Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-12-09 - Complete26. Glen Lantz reviewsA poem describing Glen Lantz! READ & REVIEW!A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-12-09 - Published: 3-9-09 - Complete27. My Last Breath Falling With No Sound reviewsThis a songfic poem describing a drawing I found on deviantart of Sweeney Todd drawn by terrabm called: Falling With No Sound. This is from Sweeney’s POV. READ & REVIEW!Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-3-09 - Sweeney T. - Complete28. John Wilmot, Second Earl of RochesterA poem describing John Wilmot, Second Earl of Rochester! READ & REVIEW!Libertine - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Published: 3-2-09 - Complete29. John Wilmot, Second earl of Rochester Acrostic reviewsTitle says it all. READ & REVIEW!Libertine - Rated: K+ - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-2-09 - Complete30. There's Something About Sam reviewsThis is about Sam! READ & REVIEW! I LOVE SAM!Benny and Joon - Rated: K - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-1-09 - Complete31. Reginald The Mad Hatter » reviewsA poem describing Reginald L. Theophilus III The Mad Hatter! READ & REVIEW! I LOVE REGINALD L. THEOPHILUS III!Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-28-09 - Published: 2-27-09 - Mad Hatter - Complete32. Tommy Hanson reviewsA poem describing.. TOMMY HANSON! READ & REVIEW! "POKE-AGE!" "Did someone mention the manly art of poker on Valentine's day?" -Tommy Hanson CAN YOU GUESS WHAT SEASON AND EPISODE THESE TWO QUOTES ARE FROM?21 Jump Street - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-25-09 - Complete33. Tommy Hanson Acrostic reviewstitle says it all21 Jump Street - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-24-09 - Complete34. I'm Not As Think As You Stoned I AmA funny Jack/Will fluffiness. Rated T for a bit of language.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Published: 2-10-09 - Jack S. & Will T. - Complete35. Here Without You: JackWill reviewsA sad Jack/Will songfic.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-10-09 - Jack S. & Will T. - Complete36. Constable Ichabod Crane Acrostic reviewsTitle says it all. Rating: K Genre: Poetry This is about Johnny Depp's version of Ichabod Crane from Tim Burton's movie: Sleepy Hollow!Sleepy Hollow - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-8-09 - Complete37. Axel Blackmar AcrosticTitle says it all.Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Published: 2-5-09 - Complete38. Sweet Axel BlackmarA poem describing.. AXEL BLACKMAR! SQEE! ARIZONA DREAM!Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Published: 2-5-09 - Complete39. Cowboy Take Me Away reviewsA songfic about Sheldon Jeffrey Sands and me! SQEE! SJS IS MY COWBOY!Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-28-09 - Complete40. UPDATED Ichabod Crane reviewsA poem describing... CONSTABLE ICHABOD CRANE! SQEE!Sleepy Hollow - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-26-0941. Ichabod CraneA poem describing.. CONSTABLE ICHABOD CRANE! SQEE!Sleepy Hollow - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Published: 1-23-09 - Complete42. Sam UPDATEDUPDATED! A poem describing.. SAM! YAY! This lovely drawing inspired me:http://foreverdelayed./art/Sam-Johnny-Depp-2896965 *stares at it then SWOONS HAPPILY* SQEE!Benny and Joon - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Published: 1-22-09 - Complete43. Sam reviewsA poem describing.. SAM! YA! This lovely pic inspired me:http://foreverdelayed./art/Sam-Johnny-Depp-2896965 *stares at it then SWOONS HAPPILY*Benny and Joon - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-22-09 - Complete44. The Relationship Between Mort and his Couch! reviewsA songfic about the relationship between Mort Rainey and... his Couch! I do NOT own Secret Window, Mort Rainey, Mort's couch, OR the song "My Everything" by: 98 Degrees!Secret Window - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-21-09 - Complete45. I Need A Nap reviewsA poem during the movie from Mort's POV.Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-18-09 - Complete46. Scrumdidilyumptious Willy Wonka reviewsA poem about Willly WonkaCharlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-17-09 - Complete47. IT WASN'T THAT FUNNY! reviewsA little drabble based on a POTC caption I found on Savvy?Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-12-09 - Jack S. & Will T. - Complete48. Captain Jack SparrowHow Can You Resist? reviewsAnother poem about everyone's favourite pirate captain: CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-12-09 - Jack S. - Complete49. Good Morning Starshine reviewsA poem about WILLY WONKA! THE DEPP VERSION DUH!Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-10-09 - Complete50. Captain Jack Sparrow's Eyes reviewsThis is a poem about Captain Jack Sparrow's best feature if you HAD to pick one : his gorgeous eyes! BTW: I changed my pen name so just ignore the old one NeverScrewThePooch please!Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-10-09 - Jack S. - Complete
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