About Me!

Pen Name: Random- Because I just am, and I like the word. =P
Chara- Because I love Shugo Chara. =D Also, just 'cause I like the word, too. xD

Name: Seira-Alice

Nicknames: You can either call me Ai, Alice, Utau, Yua, or Seira.

Age: I dare you to guess! xD

I live in: Los Angeles!!

Race: Filipino

Personality: Random (like my name), hyper (most of the time...), and sarcastic (sometimes...)

Add me in these places, please:

imeem: Miki Ai

crunchyroll: iluvhellokitty

youtube: RandomChara

mangafox: Tsuki_Hoshi_Hime-chan

Favorites!

Favorite Bands

Jonas Brothers (Sort of...)

Linkin' Park

Paramore

(I LOVE ROCK! Pfft. Obviously!)

Favorite Singers

Alicia Keys

Avril Lavigne

Beyonce

Demi Lovato

Jordan Pruitt

Jordin Sparks

Katy Perry

Kelly Clarkson

Leona Lewis

Mariah Carey

Myco

Nana Mizuki

P!nk

Rihanna

Sarah Geronimo (Filipino Singer)

Taylor Swift

Favorite Colors

Blue, Purple, Black, Red (Just because I like some dark colors does not mean I am emo or goth. Actually, I'm afraid of sharp things. xD)

Colors I hate

More like the ONLY (Notice how I capatalized, underline, bolded, and italiced for emphasize xP) is... pink. Love the singer, hate the color. Used to love it, now hate it. Oh, but I sorta like hot pink, but it's more of a magenta color.

ANIMES AND MANGAS!

(Along with my favorite couples and characters!)

(Not in any particular order. . .)

1. Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch/Pure ~ LuciaxKaito HanonxNagisa Lina/RinaxMasahiro
Favorite Characters: Seira, Rina, and Hanon

2.Full Moon Wo Sagashite ~ TakutoxMitsuki EichixMitsuki IzumixMeroko
Favorite Characters: Mitsuki and Meroko

3.Shugo Chara/Doki/Dokki Dokki (Party/Puchi) ~ RimaxNagihiko (xD Hehe. Rimahiko!) KukaixUtau
Favorite Characters: Utau, Miki, Dia, Yoru, Nagihiko/Nadeshiko, Rima, Amu, and Yua with Cecil
Chara-Naris: Amulet Spade, Amulet Dia, Amulet Devil, Amulet Fortune, Dark Jewel, Lunatic Charm, Seraphic Charm, Death Rebel, Clown Drop

4.Ouran High School Host Club ~ HaruhixTamaki
Favorite Characters: Haruhi, Hunny, The twins Kaoru and Hikaru, and Tamaki

5.KamiKaze Kaitou Jeanne ~ MaronxChiaki
Favorite Characters: Fin and Access

6. Kaitou Saint Tail ~ MeimixAsuka Jr.
Favorite Characters: Meimi and Seira.

Gakuen Alice ~ MikanxNatsume, MisakixTsubasa
Favorite Characters: Mikan, Hotaru, and Mr. Bear xP

8.Daa Daa Daa! ~ MiyuxKanata RuuxMomo
Favorite Characters: Ruu, Wanya, Miyu, and Kanata

9.H2O - Footprints in the Sand ~ TakumaxHayami
Favorite Characters: Hinata, Otoha, and Hayami

10.Vampire Knight/Guilty ~ YuukixKaname ShikixRima
Favorite Characters: Yuuki, Kaname, Zero, Rima, Shiki, and Aidou

11.Lucky Star
Favorite Characters: Izumi, Kagami, Tsukasa, and Miyuki

12. Avatar the Last Airbender
Favorite Characters: Katara, Toph, Sokka, Aang, Zuko

13. Card Captor Sakura ~ SakuraxSyaoranFavorite
Characters: Sakura, Tomoya, Kebro

14. Kamichama Karin ~ KarinxKazune
Favorite Characters: Karin, Kazune, Himeka (both Himekas), Micchi, Kazusa, Shii-chan, Suzune, and Kirika

15. K-On
Favorite Characters: Mio, Azusa-nyan, and Yui

16. La Corda D'Oro ~ HinoxLen
Favorite Characters: Hino, Len, Hihara, Nami, Shouko, Ryoutaro, ad Lili

17. Special A ~ YahiroxMegumi, HikarixKei, TadashixAkira, JunxSakura, RyuuxFinn
Favorite Characters: Megumi, Hikari, Akira, Yahiro, Kei, and Tadashi

18. Pandora Hearts ~ AlicexOz SharonxBreak AdaxGilbert/Raven. AdaxElliot
Favorite Characters: Alice, Oz, Gilbert/Raven, and Break

19. Vocaloids/Hatsune Mix ~ MikuxKaito, RinxLen (Twincest!! =P)
Favorite Characters: Megpoid/Gumi, Miku, Rin, Len, and Kaito

(Favorite Books/Series)

Twilight Saga

Vampire Academy (My new book obsession. :P)

Vampire Diaries

Series of Unfortunate Events

Teen Idol

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlie's sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

~Copy and paste this on your profile if you're a true Twilighter/Fanpire/etc...~

A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?
Breaking Dawn

How long did it take you to read the books?
Idk. About two weeks probably since I couldn't find New Moon for two days, and I'm sort of a slow reader...

Who introduced you to the books?
All my friends! =D

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?
Bought Twilight and Eclipse with my own money, but my parents bought New Moon and Breaking Dawn.

Are you most looking forward to: Midnight Sun, or the movie?
Midnight Sun. I wanna see Edward's POV of Twilight, and besides, I already saw the movie. It was... good...

What's your dream ending to the series?
Idk. Bella being a vampire. A fight with the Volturi.

Favorites:

Who is your favorite character?
Alice, Emmett, Jasper, Seth

Who's your favorite vampire?
Alice, Jasper, Emmett, Esme, Carlisle, Renesmee (I guess she counts, but she's only half), Jane, and Alec

Who is your favorite werewolf?
Seth. He's so cute and funny.

What's one of your favorite quote from the stories?
"I'm not coming over anymore if Alice is going to treat me like Guinea Pig Barbie."

-Bella, Twilight

"Fall down again Bella?"

“No, Emmett, I punched a werewolf in the face.”

-Emmett and Bella, Eclipse.

Stop being so... Optomistic. It's getting on my nerves.

No problem. You want me to be all doom and gloom, or just shut up?

Just shut up.

Can do.

Really? Doesn't seem like it.

-Jacob and Seth, Breaking Dawn

Maybe we should be thinking something like, "We come in peace."

Go for it.

Edward? Edward, you there? Okay, now I feel stupid.

You sound stupid, too.

-Seth and Jacob, Breaking Dawn

Mom dropped him a lot as a baby. Apparently on the head... He used to chew on the crib bars, too. Lead paint?

-Leah, Breaking Dawn

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?
The prom scene in the end of Twilight.

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?
The parts in New Moon when Jacob was pretty cool and showed her how to ride a motorcycle, and hung out with Bella.

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?
The part in Breaking Dawn when Bella was saying that she might fall asleep during the wedding and Edward will make his escape. And Alice says she’ll throw her flowers at her when it’s time. Also the part when Alice comes back in New Moon after she thought Bella was dead, and they went to Volterra to save Edward, and meet the Volturi (who are awesome! xD)

What was your favorite adventure/battle?
The fight with Edward, Seth and Victoria. That was the only best battle scene there ever was!

Which book cover was your favorite?
Breaking Dawn and New Moon. I like the chess pieces and the tulip.

Are these books among your favorite books of all?
I love the whole Twilight Saga, even thought some parts were annoying and sort of boring.

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?
Twilight

New Moon or Eclipse?
Eclipse

Eclipse or Twilight?
Erm... Both!

Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?
Breaking Dawn since Stephenie may not do Midnight Sun

Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie?
Both

The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn?
I kinda like both as the same.

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?
I like Edward and Bella as lovers, and Jacob and Bella as best friends.

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?
. . .

Bella or Jacob?
Erm... Give me my whole lifetime to think...

Bella or Alice?
Alice! She my #1 favorite!

Alice or Jacob?
Alice!

Rosalie or Alice?
Alice!

Jasper or Alice?
Pfft. You're actually going to make me choose between these two?

Jasper or Edward?
Jasper!! xD

Carlisle or Esme?
Friggin TIE!

Emmett or Jasper?
Emmett rocks, but Jasper is cool, so... Tie!

Emmett or Jacob?
Emmett! Duh!

Bella or Rosalie?No answer. Kinda hard.

Esme or Charlie?
Esme. She's way more caring and understanding.

Charlie or Carlisle?
Carlisle.

Charlie or Billy?
Charlie.

Jacob or Sam?
Jacob.

Sam or Quil?
Quil’s cool.

Quil or Embry?
Tie.

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?
Victoria. She actually had something better planned out in a way...

Werewolves or Vampires?
Vampires all the way!

Movie Stuff:

How did you first find out about the movie?
The book...

And were you excited?
Of course, but I was pretty dissappointed after watching. It was way too different.

What do you think of the casting so far?
Alice was really good. Probably the best character they had. Rosalie was okay. A little over dramatic. Emmett was hilarious. Jasper was okay, but he was still awesome. Esme was okay, too, and Carlisle was pretty good. Edward was okay, but I don't think he fit the part perfectly. But Bella or Kristen was terrible! Also why is her voice so deep?

Are you going to go see it?
…I saw it.

Planning on going with anyone in particular?
I was going to see it with my friend Nancy, but I just watched it at the mall instead since she couldn't make it. And no I didn't go alone!

Do you think it will stay true to the book?
Nope. They didn't with the first, why the second? Although the trailers did seem pretty close to the book, but you'll never know until you watch! ;)

Breaking Dawn Speculation:

Are you planning on buying this book as soon as it's out?
I already have it...

Do you think Bella will be turned into a vampire finally?
Um... Edward bit her...

Do you think she and Edward will get married?
THey're already freaking married! Gosh... But the wedding, in a way, was actually kinda funny.

Do you think Jacob might imprint in this book?
Sigh... He did!! Stop asking question that already happened! Gossshhhh!!

Who do you think Bella will end up with : Edward or Jacob?
Is that a rhetorical question? Edward, duh!

Do you think it will be a happy, sad, or shocking ending?
Obviously it's going to have a happy ending. Maybe they should've made it a little sad and shocking...

Who do you think will be the villain(s) of the book this time?
Of course it should be the Volturi.

How would you feel about a possible vampire/werewolf cross?
I don't even think that's possible...

Will Charlie find out Edward is a vampire?
Pfft. No!

Will the vampires and werewolves continue the truce they had in Eclipse?
They’ll keep it for Bella's sake! Sheesh. That klutz...!

If anyone, who do you think will die in this book?
Irina died in the book, but maybe someone very important should've died to make more drama. (Wink, wink; Nudge, nudge ;D)

For a twist: what would you think if Edward was somehow turned human?
No! That's pretty much impossible, and it just wouldn't be good!

Do you think Jacob will be over Bella by the end of the book?
Well some people actually like Jacob, so Stephenie has to give him a happy ending since it's pretty obvious Bella would end up with Edward.

What do you most want to happen in Breaking Dawn?
Edward to change Bella in to a vampire, and a battle scene with the Volturi.

What's your dream ending?
Umm...

In which book did you like Bella's character best?

Twilight

How about Edward's?

New Moon

Alice's?

Rhetorical question?
All of them! Duh!

Random Things I Like to Post!

A poem about Child Abuse

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

Now i roam the underworld,

to help those in need.

I may seem evil,

but i'm not.

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

A One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

-- You know you live in 2009 when... --

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did (i fell 4 it! XD)

Try This!

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~~~Post-It-On-Your-Profile-Things~~~

Boys are like slinkies. Useless, but still VERY fun to watch fall down stairs.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If Orlando Bloom said breathing was uncool, half the female population would die.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice-versa, copy this into your profile.

If you constantly need a new bookshelf in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you know at least three people more obsessed with Twilight than you, copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this to your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever lost a bet to yourself, copy this to your profile.

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. XD hehe.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it that everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Insanity is perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

Don't take life too seriously, no one gets out alive.

You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there.

A good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A true friend would be sitting there beside you saying, "Man that was fun!"

If you have every tripped on a flat surface (you have skill), copy and paste thos into your profile.

If you have ever written something then later regretted it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE anime, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, The Misadventures of Miyako, AkUrO HaChIrObEi, RandomChara

95 percent of teen & pre-teen girls would have a nervous breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a tower, ready to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're part of the 5 percent of people yelling "Jump, Bitch!"

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. Because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

There are three kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who don't know what the heck is happening.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet, then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

I'M A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUD OF IT! If you are a smidiot, paste this on your profile.

If you go crazy every time you get another comment, copy and paste this.

If you've ever fallen backwards in your chair, copy and paste this.

If you wish that people would just grow up and stop being racist, copy and paste this.

If you want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this.

If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.

If you've ever laughed and couldn't stop yourself from laughing for the next few minutes, copy and paste this.

If you hate it when those pretty sissy girls get all the attention and the tough girls are ignored then copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list:Icewolf13, Papasbookworm, moonray9,Maru-chan, heavenlywolfdemon, AkUrO HaChIrObEi, RandomChara

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a wall, copy this on your profile!

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your different in a good way put this in your profile.

A best friend is someone who yells in the hall I LOVE YOU!!
not caring that people think your a lez.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT! If that's ever happened to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!)

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people as much as i do, PLEASE put this on your profile!

If every time you here a High School Musical 1 and/or 2/or 3, Hannah Montana, or any other Disney channel song you want to bleed from the ears, put this on your profile.

If you have weird friends put this on your profile.

If you hate school, copy this into your profile

If you ever wondered about the different types of cheese there are, copy this into your profile

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile

If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile

If you ever felt the need to stop copying and posting these things but just can't help but keep it up, copy and paste this to your profile

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate...

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy and past this to your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Sharpiequeen666, Contestshipper, uchihakiriko,beautifly-soul,DawnzNo1, Luna Rei Harmony, RandomChara

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

YOU MUST READ FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY!! If you truly love god. Post this in your profile.16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

16 Things to do At Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
"'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone.

She wasn't afraid because it wasa small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, half-way down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, askingfor God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day,she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the manone question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.

READ THIS: Funni~
Before Marriage - - -
Boy: "Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait."
Girl: "Do you want me to leave?"
Boy: "NO! Don't even think about it."
Girl: "Do you love me?"
Boy: "Of course! Over and over!"
Girl: "Have you ever cheated on me?"
Boy: "NO! Why are you even asking?"
Girl: "Will you kiss me?"
Boy: "Every chance I get!"
Girl: "Will you hit me?"
Boy: "Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!"
Girl: "Can I trust you?"
Boy: "Yes."
Girl: "Darling!"
After marriage - - - simply read from bottom to top

Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God...
Yes there is many people in the world. But god walks beside you always.

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted..

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Who are you?

(I'm in BOLD)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. viet ;)
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. (depends on how you look at me)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
.I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER.
I'm a TOMBOY so I MUST be a homosexual that's looking for attention.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS!

this is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.