Autobots, Estirar! (Literally 'Autobots, Roll Out!' in Spanish)

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Thank you,

Chistarpax

What this country needs is a leader that isn't afraid to tell their people what they need to do to be happy... a leader that isn't squeamish about knocking some sense into even the densest minds! I am willing to put my neck (and, consequently, my head) out on the line to suggest this Candidate for President... Ratchet, the Autobot Chief Medical Officer (also referred to as "The Medic of Doom") is the mech! He would be willing to tell those who need to shove it to... well, shove it. Not only that but he can stare down the likes of Megatron... The Fallen... and Unicron! This mech is not only well versed in the ways of 'shut up and deal with it', he is skilled in the art of 'Don't like it? I don't care, you asked for it." Join me, brave souls, as I nominate Ratchet, Autobot CMO, for Presidential Candidate! (Hopefully we can dodge the projectiles that were once labeled medical tools.)

RATCHET FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!

I've posted a visual representation of Quicksilver and Celestia on my DeviantART account! Check it out at http://chistarpax.deviantart.com/ That'll take you strait to my deviant page. I'm not that good of an artist... and all of my drawings are done by hand. (I don't have a tablet) Hope you guys enjoy it!

I am just a Southern girl trying to write stories and survive today's economy. What with gas (and other) prices so high and the fact that finding a job at my age (just under 20) is nearly impossible, its not easy, but I know I can get through to the end. There are hundreds of people out there that look at the economy and decide it's not worth the effort, but I look at it as a challenge. And then I go "Challenge Accepted" and keep on keepin' on. Because nothing in this life is given, it must be earned.

When life gives you lemons, throw the annoying fruits back at life and demand chocolate be thrown instead.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world figure out how you did it.

I like to be one of those people that keeps those around me on their toes. One time I said 'good afternoon' to people, when it was seven in the morning. Not very many people caught the difference, so I started asking if anyone had seen a brain roll by, because I seemed to have lost mine. That's when the strange looks started, and that's when I started laughing as hard as I could. People needed to lighten up a bit, and I wanted to be the one to make them laugh. XD

College is almost exactly like high school. There are classes, deadlines to meet in said classes, and teachers that hate it when you text during class. The only big difference is who motivates you to do what you need to in order to pass. YOU are your motivation... the teachers would like to see you pass, but they don't care if you do or not. In other words, its time to grow up and start making your own decisions in College... and its time to put some activities on the back burner in order to get the work done.

WARNING!! 25 SIGNS OF A RABID TRANSFORMERS FANGIRL!!

1. Can know what is happening in the movie by the background music.(I own the movies, have memorized said movies, and have the music on fav playlist.)

2. Can tell you the past of at least two Autobots and one Decepticon in detail.(Actually... *sideways glance* I can tell you about at least half of the 'cons, and all the bots...)

3. Always has tabs on the best Autobot fanfiction, wallpaper and other such things.(Can I say slag yes?)

4. Gets into accidents on the off chance Ratchet might pick them up.

5. Whenever they leaves home yells ROLL OUT!!(My sister wanted to kill me... but i did it!)

6. Will stare out their car window as a Camaro, Peterbuilt Semi, Pontiac Solstice, GMC Topkick, or Hummer drives by.( I was driving, and I SAW the actual Bumblebee concept car... Autobot symbol and everything. I wanted to die with excitement until my sister pointed out that Bumblebee wouldn't come to AR... oh well.)

7. Blames all power outages on Blackout.(I did... several times... without cracking a smile.)

8. Wishes that her phone was an Autobot and would name it after a fallen Autobot.(My Cell Phone's name is Ironhide... nuff said.)

9. Has used movie quotes to finish her sentences.(I was sparring with my sister and pulled the Optimus quote "One shall stand, one shall fall"... My sister kicked my butt and then we laughed about it for days. XD)

10. Throws wrenches like a certain Autobot medic.(In my fan-fics, I throw laser scalpels... in real life, i throw wrenches )

11. Makes references to Transformers in every school subject. *(Wrote, like, three papers about them in english and learned how to say 'roll out' in spanish! XD)

12. Wishes that Wheeljack could help blow up some certain places.(Anyplace that I hate going to I picture one of Wheeljacks experiments blowing up in...)

13. Immediately snaps awake from sleep when someone says something about Transformers. (My friends used to do this when the teacher looked my way and i had fallen asleep... immediate alert paying attention look!)

14. Sings the Transformers theme in the shower, on the way to school, and on the way home.(Drove my mom crazy until I learned to drive, now I drive those who ride with me crazy! XD)

15. Gives their friends labels as some of the Autobots.(Hmmm, well, my close friend that is a girl is Chromia, and my closest guy friend is Sideswipe... And my sister is on a level all her own! She's Firestarter, and I'm Celestia! Read my fanfic, Two Sets of Twins to catch the reference. XD)

16. Gives their enemies labels as some of the Decepticons.(My best friend turned enemy is referred to as Megatron, and my other best friend turned enemy is referred to as Starscream because she's annoying.)

17. Wishes they could use a double plasma cannon. (That too... I want a laser scalpel more though! XD)

18. Has posters of their favorite Transformers.(Hecks yeah!)

19. Reads wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many fan-fictions about these guys. (There is no such thing as way too many fan fics about my favorite fandom.)

20. Has their username having to deal with Transformers.(Pax is Optimus' last name before he became prime... you know. Orion Pax?)

21. Listens to a song and then immediately thinks of a Transformer. (I can't tell you how often this happens... case in point. I am listening to a song and immediately thought of Chromia and Ironhide... 'Beatutiful Soul' by Jesse McCartney)

22. Notices every vehicle that even remotely looks like a Transformer.(Drives my mom up the wall, but makes my sister glance and stare when I'm right! XD)

23. Hides from police cars because they remind them of Barricade.(Not Barricade, Prowl... and Prowl is scary when he wants to be...)

24. Acts and pretends to be a Transformer constantly.(... Celestia is ME, and I am CELESTIA... 'nuff said.)

25. Thinks every electronic device they own is a Transformer. (You have NO IDEA. I swear my laptop is a TF! What else could give me this much trouble!? XD)

1- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

At this moment… Jazz.

2- WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

I would most likely faint from absolute shock… then, after I woke up, figure out how in the world I had been transported to another dimension that he was real in…

3- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER DO IF HE/SHE MET YOU?

Eh… probably try and get to know me… and then be either A) creeped out because I’m so weird or B) Find me funny.

4- WHAT MUSIC DOES HE/SHE LISTEN TO?

It’s JAZZ music is his forte.

5- DO YOU HAVE AN OC?

I have two: Chikara, and Celestia (Also known as Celestial Prime).

6- WHAT WOULD YOUR OC DO IF HE/SHE MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

Well… Celestia has technically known him all her life… and Chikara would probably laugh and get along with him just fine.

7- WHO IS YOU FAVORITE AUTOBOT?

… Jazz… kinda hoped that would have been obvious.

8- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?

It’s Jazz… he’s done everything and then some when it comes to the crazy book…

9- WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE DECEPTICON?

Soundwave, hands down.

10- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?

Showing emotion.

11- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE AUTOBOT AND DECEPTICON DO IF THEY MET EACH OTHER?

Well… Jazz would probably try and insult Soundwave… only for Soundwave to blackmail him into silence. XD

12- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE AUTOBOT?

Arcee… Don’t ask me why, because I’m not very sure about that myself.

13- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE DECEPTICON?

Starscream… he has a brilliant mind, just not a brilliant sense of timing. That and he has a voice that reminds me of nails on a chalkboard…

14- IF YOU COULD MARRY YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER, HOW MANY KIDS WOULD YOU HAVE?

One… that would not even be logical. Prowl would fritz if he could hear you ask that… and two: I would want one. (it would be a sparkling)

15- WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS PAIRING?

Optimus Prime and Elita-One

16- HAVE YOU EVER CALLED A TRANSFORMER HOT?

More times than I want to admit… Jazz is hot, sexy, kinky… and so on and so forth.

17- IF YOU COULD TRANSFORM INTO A CAR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

I would not be a car… I would be a military stealth plane… probably a Predator.

18- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE AUTOBOT?

Chromia… no contest. She has guns and knows how to use them!

19- WHAT SIDE WOULD YOU JOIN?

Autobots… the ‘cons would annoy me too much.

Pick 10 characters from Transformers and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!

1. Jazz

2. Sideswipe

3. Sunstreaker

4. Optimus Prime

5. Ratchet

6. Bumblebee

7. Prowl

8. Bluestreak

9. Wheeljack

10. Red Alert

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Me: Do you have a death wish?

Jazz: Nope, just wanted to tell you sweet dreams.

Me: … *can’t stay angry*… Thank you.

Jazz: Night kitten.

Number 2 asked you to go out with him/her?

Me: Sideswipe, are you ok?

Sideswipe: willyougooutwithme?

Me: Say that a little slower, so that I might understand that.

Sideswipe: *takes a deep breath* Will you go out with me?

Me: O.O

Sideswipe: BAZINGA*! Joking! Wow, the look on your face.

Me: I am going to kill you.

(* Check out ‘Big Bang Theory’ and pay attention to Sheldon when he makes a joke.)

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Me: *singing in shower* “In the end…”

door opens I freeze and glance around the curtain*

Me: *screech* GET OUT OF HERE YOU YELLOW SUNFLOWER!!!!

Sunstreaker: *runs away in fear with mental scarring*

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Me: You have got to be joking…

Optimus: I’m not sure when I realized…

Me: Stop! Stop right there, before you scar me for the rest of my life.

5 cooked you dinner?

Me: Awww thanks Ratchet!

Ratchet: You’re welcome Chi, now about helping me with those repairs…

Me: *Glare* Fine, but the food better be good.

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Stares at him, and then glances around.

Me: Bee…

silence*

Wide smile then sits guard so twins can’t play a prank.

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Prowl: I am apparently your long lost cousin on your mother’s brother’s step-uncle’s cousin’s sister’s side… twice removed.

Me: MOM! YOU’VE GOT SOME ‘SPLAININ TO DO!

8 got into the hospital somehow?

Me: What did you do?

Bluestreak: Well, you see, I was racing Tracks and took a curve too quick, not sure why the curve was so sharp anyway… humans should really put signs up warning about that kind of stuff, and did you know that there are so many types of signs... *continues*

Me: *Mutters* Why did I ask?

9 made fun of your friends?

Me: You have no room to make fun of people.

Wheeljack: I did not make fun of them, I only pointed out that the hairstyle the one had definitely should not be legal, Hot Pink on a guy, are you serious?

Me: …

10 ignored you all the time?

Me: Hey Red Alert!

Red Alert: …

Me: Still mad about that prank?

Red Alert: …

Me: Fine, see if I care.

Walks away, pulls out radio when out of hearing range*

Me: Project purple is a go.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Jazz: I’ll get to them first. Nobody is gonna hurt my kitten.

Me: I’m your kitten?

Jazz: Ummm, not as a pet kitten… just as a… ummm.

Me: Got it Jazz.

Jazz: Thought ya might kitten.

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Me: He panicked, and called Jazz

Sideswipe: I’m sorry! I didn’t know what to do and you were out cold.

Me: Sorry I hit my head too, you shouldn’t have convinced me to jump off the cliff.

Jazz: You did what?!

Sideswipe: *Glares at me and runs away*

Jazz: Get back here Sideswipe! Or the punishment will be worse!

Sideswipe: *continues running only goes faster*

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Me: Ummm, Sunny…

Sunstreaker: Yes?

Me: Why did you give me this? *holds up keychain*

Sunstreaker: It’s your birthday, remember?

Me: *freezes* It is! Thank you!

Sunstreaker: … you’re welcome?

Me: *skips away humming*

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Optimus: *runs into burning house* Chi! Where are you!?

Me: Over here!

Optimus: *scoops me up and runs back out* Why did you feel the need to play with hairspray and a lighter?

Me: *shrugs* I was trying to copy a movie… and it looked cool until the curtains caught fire…

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Ratchet: Don’t, I don’t care if you think it’s a good idea… don’t.

Me: Fine.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

Bumblebee: I thought you and Red Alert hated each other?

Me: So did I… *looks at Sideswipe* You had something to do with this… didn’t you?

Sideswipe: Not this time, Jazz would definitely kill me.

Red Alert: I say we ignore this and move on.

Me: You’re not ignoring me anymore!

Red Alert: …

Me: Jerk.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Prowl: You have Jazz.

Me: Thanks Prowler… that makes me feel so much better.

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

Bluestreak: Do you want to go to the beach?

Me: HECKS YES!

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

Me: I can do this…

Wheeljack: Are those Yu-Gi-Oh cards?

Me: Yep.

Wheeljack: … *starts playing Yu-Gi-Oh theme song.*

Me: *Focuses on cards* Heart of the cards don’t fail me now…

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Red Alert: Maybe she’ll leave me alone… *walks away, not noticing the ‘kick me’ sign on his back*

Me: *Points and continues laughing.*

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Me: *sigh* Well, he likes music… has a sense of humor

Jazz: Gave you a nickname that isn’t embarrassing.

Me: That too.

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

Me: O.O

Sideswipe: BAZINGA!

Me: I will kill you one of these days.

You're dating number 3 and introduce him/her to your parents. Will they get along?

Me: Mom, dad… this is Sunstreaker.

Sunstreaker: Hi.

Mom: Honey, we need to talk.

Dad: This is so unhealthy.

Me: *sweatdrops*

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Me: *looks at Sideswipe* Now you can say BAZINGA and I won’t kill you.

Sideswipe: BAZINGA!

Optimus: I agree with Sideswipe.

Wheeljack: What the frag?

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Bumblebee: I will now be extremely uncomfortable around you.

Ratchet: I feel the same way.

Me: … remind me to never end up in the same room as the two of you.

6 appears to be a player, he/she breaks many hearts. What do you do?

Me: Bee?

Bumblebee: They were all fan girls and their hearts broke because I refused to date them.

Me: Then you’re not a player.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Me: Prowl, stop staring at me.

Prowl: …

Me: *looks closer* Ratchet! Prowl’s glitched again!

Number 8 thinks he'll/she'll never get a girlfriend/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Me: Look at it this way Blue… You still have plenty of time to find a lifemate…

Bluestreak: But…

Me: I’m serious Blue… just give it time, good things happen to those who wait.

Bluestreak: … You’re right. Thanks Chi!

Me: No problem my hyperactive blue friend.

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

Me: I’m not eating that.

Wheeljack: Why not, I just created it using all the ingredients I found here.

Me: *looks at website* Wheeljack…

Wheeljack: What?

Me: That’s the Arsonists cookbook.

Wheeljack: Really… *bagel explodes*

Me: I’m not eating anything you make.

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he/she stay?

Me: He won’t.

Red Alert: There were too many security violations… *twitch*

Me: Ratchet! You need to come sedate Red Alert, he’s about to glitch!

1 offers you a CD. Considering his/her tastes, do you listen to it?

Me: Hells yes, Jazz has some of the best music choices in this universe!

Jazz: Thanks kitten.

Me: No problem Jazz-man.

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?

Sideswipe: *comes into break room with a completely black paint job*

Bluestreak: Are you trying to look like the movie version Sideswipe? Because you really do pull it off well… *continues*

Me: -.-‘

3 told 6 she started her period.

Bumblebee: Wait… you’re a femme?

Sunstreaker: Nope, just thought I’d tell you that to see the look on your face. *walks away*

Bumblebee: *horrified look*

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

Optimus: You did what?

Prowl: *fzzzzz*

Wheeljack: Ratchet, Prowls glitched again!

6 got high.

Bumblebee: *humming strange tune and smiling at nothing*

Me: Bee, are you ok?

Bumblebee: The pretty rainbow flowers are dancing… *giggle*

Me: What…

Jazz: I think the twins drugged him.

Bumblebee: *giggle*

7 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

Me: *happily eating cookies*

Prowl: *stalks into rec-room and causes me to choke*

Me: What are you wearing?

Prowl: Jazz won the bet.

Me: Oh…

8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about?

Bluestreak: Why am I not in your fanfics?

Me: Haven’t figured out where you’d fit into one just yet… don’t worry. You’ll end up in one somehow.

Bluestreak: *suddenly frightened face* thanks?

9 can't stand 1, so how does he/she get his/her revenge when 1 spills Soda all over him/her?

Wheeljack: Hey Jazz, here’s a new cd.

Jazz: *oblivious* Thanks ‘jack!

Wheeljack: *smirks evilly hears explosion and walks away.

10 starts working at a bar.

Me: Have fun.

Red Alert: It can’t be worse than Chuck-E-Cheeses.

Me two hours later: You’re back early.

Red Alert: *twitch* …

1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2.

Me: Incest much?

Jazz: …

Sideswipe: BAZINGA!!!!!

Me: I will kill you…

Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him/her?

Me: You aren’t going to drown me are you?

Sunstreaker: Why would I do that, then I’d have to listen to dad…

Me: Ok. *Changes into bathing suit* LETS GO!

4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?

Optimus: How did you…
Prowl: I get bored.

Me: O.O

5 is having a birthday party and he/she picks a theme. What is it?

Me: Remind me to never try and understand Ratchet.

Jazz: ‘The Amityville Horror’… seriously?

Me: The toaster, it’s gotta be the toaster.

6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?

Me: They’re speaking in Cybertronian…

Jazz: …. Chi….

Bumblebee: *nods*

Me: O.O

7 stalks 9 home. 10 sees this. What does he/she do?

Red Alert: *runs into base panicking* IthinkProwlis.beingcontrolle bytheDecepticons!

Me: O.o Why?

Red Alert: He was just following Wheeljack and it looked like he wanted to kill him!

Me: Probably because Wheeljack tried to blow Jazz up with a CD… you do know that Prowl and Jazz are best friends… Right?

Red Alert: Oh, yeah…

8 buys a computer. What is the first thing he/she does on it?

Bluestreak: Here Chi, you can have this… I don’t really need it.

Me: New laptop, thanks! Wait… where did you get this?

Bluestreak: A fangirl.

Me: *glances at screen and eyes widen in horror*

Bluestreak: What?

Me: Ironhide! Destroy! *throws laptop in the air and lets it get shot by Ironhide* Bluestreak, don’t ever take another gift like that from a fan girl… it had ‘bad’ pictures on it.

Bluestreak: O.O OHPRIMUS.IAMNOWSCARRED FORLIFE!

Favorite Quotes

"Are you cereal?" Fellow employee at job.

"I don't break the rules, I bend them... A lot!" Sideswipe, Transformers Generation 1

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage, Mythbusters.

"Don't be afraid to be yourself."

"Even if being myself includes blowing objects up?"

"... Don't blow up any buildings or people and you should be fine."

"Yay!"

-two hours later-

"What happened?"

"Well... I let the guy know that I love blowing things up... and he told me to 'begone evil Satan child' so I walked away and couldn't help but say 'I'm not a child of Satan, Satan is a child of me."

"... You didn't..."

"I did!"

"I don't suppose you told him anything else before you told him that."

"Well... I did mention that I think some things are overrated... like religion."

"... You're a dweeb."

Me and a friend one day at school. I was talking to a new guy and this actually happened. I don't 'believe' in a specific religion, that does not mean that I don't believe in a higher being, that just means that I don't follow the rules of a religion. I'm not religious or atheist... I am spiritual, big difference.

"Don't judge me because I'm different. Difference is the worlds way of letting us know that we are not drones that have no brain." Me to a person who called me stupid due to the fact that I didn't go to church.

"Question everything, but never settle for one answer to your questions." Best friend

"Don't... just don't." Me after dropping a glass gallon jar of pickles when going to put it in a customers shopping cart and a fellow employee goes to make a comment on it. (Cashier=me)

"And for the life of me, I still don't know where the lid to that Pepsi bottle went..." Funny story to this one. I was at a register and a 1.5 liter Pepsi bottle fell off of the register, bounced once on the floor, the lid flew off, the Pepsi bottle hit the back of the register in front of me then shot off about twenty feet at the speed of a missile and finally came to rest in front of a five gallon water bottle return bin. This happened in the time it takes a person to blink and then took twenty minutes to clean up. Five weeks later and I still don't know where in the world the lid to that Pepsi bottle went. I swear it went through the metal roof of the building, but there was no hole. Oh well, guess it will turn up... eventually.

"If you knew you wouldn't like the answer, why did you ask the question?" My Mother. XD

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

Lennox to Director Galloway; Talking about parachute

“Red’s your back-up, Blue’s your primary. I want you to pull the blue… I need you to pull it really hard!”

Galloway pulls blue pin, releasing parachute.

“NO-no not now, we’re on the plane you dumbass!”

Galloway gives Lennox horrified look and gets yanked out of plane by parachute; Lennox walks back over to Epps.

Epps: “Did he say goodbye?”

Lennox: “No, he didn’t even say goodbye.”

-Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

When you are afraid to be yourself, you have abandoned your hopes and dreams. And that is the greatest sin of all.

I'm a spiritual person, and I get a lot of people telling me that I am 'lost' and need to be 'found' because of it. It appalls me how often this happens and then I realized that if doesn't matter what other people think of me, as long as I believe in myself. Just because I don't follow a specific religion doesn't mean I have nothing that I believe in, it just means that my beliefs don't fit any specific religion. Therefore i call myself spiritual, I find beauty in everything because I can be open minded and not worry about any repercussions when I pass on. To me, God gave us a brain to use, to question, and to accept. I believe that there is a God, but I also believe that there is a second, and equal being... There is a Goddess. Because life cannot be created without two parts, male and female. Where God gave us the ability to think for ourselves, the Goddess gave us the want to learn and grow. I don't judge people by their beliefs, and I hope people won't judge me by mine.

Chistarpax

I, Chistarpax, do not own Transformers in any shape, form, or fashion.

Cybertronian Time Equalities*

Astro-click: a second

Nano-click: 1 second

Click: 1 minute

Breem: 1 hour

Cycle: 24 hours

Megacycle: Week

Vorn: Month

Stellar Cycle: Year

Solar Cycle: Day (there is one solar cycle in one cycle, consisting of 12 breems)

Lunar Cycles: Night (there are two lunar cycles* in one cycle, each consisting of 6 breems)

*Equalities do not necessarily match the actual estimated time that each measurement has been calculated to. However, this is a simplified version of how each time measurement is applied in the Cybertronian language. Also note that this is my (Chistarpax’s) version of the time measurements and may not follow any other author, continuity, or cannon time measurements. Thank you for reading this and please direct any questions to my PM inbox.

*Cybertron has two moons, therefore justifying the need for two Lunar Cycles. I am aware that, in the 1986 movie that was released (The Transformers: The Movie), one of the moons was destroyed by Unicron. However that time frame would still exist on the planet itself, there would just not be a moon in the sky during those 6 breems.

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