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Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter. Name: xoxoxLoveEternalxoxox Age: 13 Favourite fictional characters: Draco Malfoy, Zuko, Edmund Pevensie, Prince Caspian X, Micheal Scofield, Sam/Dean Winchester, Zero, The whole of the Quiluete pack except Sam... Favourite pairings: Dramione, Zutara, PansyxRon, HarryxLuna, Zutara, JaredxKim, JasperxBella, StevexAnnie, EdwardxKim, PaulxKim, JacobxKim, JacobxAngela, QuilxClaire, EmmettxBella, Dair, Caspian x Susan P, Edmundx OC/ME!!... Piarings I ABSOLUTELY HATE: Drarry, EdwardxBella, JasperxAlice, JacobxNessie (hate it just a bit), AngelaxBen, EmmettxRosalie, Favourite Books: Harry Potter, Twilight, The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, Cirque Du Freak, Favourite Hogwarts House: SLYTHERIN!! I BELONG IN SLYTHERIN HOUSE...LIKE DRACO MALFOY WHOOO! http://www.thealmightyguru.com/Reviews/HarryPotter/Docs/Quiz-House.html I belong in Slytherin house! Stories: Cool and Collected: Kim's clothes Twilight tee: http://rlv.zcache.com/in_love_with_the_big_bad_wolf_tank_top_tshirt-p235971013395505051uht4_210.jpg Black skinny Jeans: http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=506743 Black hoodie: https://www.ocsurfsport.com/images/honey-comb-hoody-black1.gif Grey Ed Hardy Shoes: http://www.edhardystore.org/pictures/shoes1.jpg Memories: Hermione's dress: Music: DC or Dashboard Confessional, Green Day, Blink 182, Cute Is What We Aim for, Paramore, The Killers, U2, Avril Lavigne, The Fray, Coldplay, All American Rejects, Yellowcard, Sugarcult, Fall Out Boy, The Click 5... Favourite Songs: Annasay winter air this is love (im yours) city lights years for goodbye what i need is you headlines (we are) from nothing the sound of doubts breaking Linkin Park: numb leave out all the rest in the end Faint new divide shadow of the day what iv'e done one step closer lying from you somewhere I belong Green Day 21 guns holiday wake me up when september ends boulevard of broken dreams basket case american idiot 21st century breakdown Dashboard Confessional hands down stolen secrets in the telling swiss army romance vindicated again i go unnoticed dusk and summer so beautiful when theres gold several ways to die trying Avril Lavigne when your gone sk8er boi hot girlfriend complicated naked things i'll never say my happy ending All American Rejects dance inside it ends tonight dirty little secret gives you hell stab my back swing swing my paper heart move along change your mind womanizer (all american rejects version) The Click 5 pop princess kidnap my heart all i need is you catch your wave all i need is you i think were alone now just the girl jenny HATES A World Without Dramione/Twilight/Things I LOVE! School HSM Snape x Hermione(ewwww) Draco x Harry (it's sickening and disturbing) Lucius Malfoy Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FrevrnvrLasts, The Dawn Is Breaking, I-tAUght-BeLLa-THosE-tRICks95, reader13lovesbooks, Twilight Awesomeness,xoxoxLoveEternalxoxox TEAM JACOB: because I don't mind a little extra hair... I kissed a WEREWOLF and I liked it! I hope my VAMPIRE don't mind it! One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: General Are you obsessed with Harry Potter? Could You Prove That Statement In Court? Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s? What’s Hermione’s? What’s Ron’s? What’s Harry’s? What’s Ginny’s? Have You Seen All The Movies? Read All The Books? What Do You Think Of JKR? Favorites Weasley? Character, Overall? Female Character? Male Character? Group Of Characters? Adult? Professor? Ship? Spell? Reducto! Sweet? Place? Weasley Twin? Product? Love potion? So I can make my favourite ships come true! Shop? The three broomsticks Least Favorites Weasley? Character, Overall? Female? Male? Adult? Student? Spell? Book? Ship? I HATE draco/harry draco/snape snape/hermione harry/snape Sweet? Death Eater? Shop? Place? Professor? Couples? What Do You Think? Ron/Hermione? Harry/Hermione? Harry/Ginny? Harry/Luna? Harry/Pansy? Ron/Lavander? Ron/Luna? Ron/Pansy? Ron/Fleur? Hermione/Krum? Hermione/Draco? Hermione/Fred OR George? James/Lily? Lily/Snape? Lily/Sirius? Lily/Lupin? Tonks/Lupin? They're okay i guess Draco/Pansy? Fred/Angelina? Bill/Fleur? Harry/Cho? This Or That? Harry or Ron? Hermione or Ginny? Neville or Seamus? Snape or Slughorn? Fred Or George? Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna? Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna? Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione? Ron/Lavender or Ron/Hermione? ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey? Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes? Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks? James/Lily or Snape/Lily? Hogwarts or Hogsmeade? Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley? Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley? Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees? Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet? Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch? Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw? Random Have you Been to A Release Party? Ever cried while reading one of the books? A Movie? Books or Movies? Had A Dream About Harry Potter? Been To A Fansite? YEAH! Fiction alley or muggle.net are awesome! Been to JKR’s Site? Have You Ever Roleplayed? If So/Do..Who were you/ are you? Did you use to have an absurd theory? What was it? Did you/Do you hide your obbsession? Did it/ Does it work? Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all? Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”? Did you just try to prove that wrong? Notice That If Harry & Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Intials? Did you just try to prove that wrong? Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are alot alike? Do you find it wierd that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So ALike? Do you know what fanfiction is? If i didn't i wouldn't have written any stories or have a profile all about Harry potter that has the most fics in fanfiction.net! Ever Been To A Fanfiction site? Do you read fanfiction? If so, do you like it? Are you a member of a fanfiction site? What site? Do you write fanfiction? Do you like to write fanfiction? Ever had Harry Potter Candy? Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff? Do you have Harry Potter Scene It? Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt? What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too? Do You Agree With This? Do You Have Any Nicknames That Have To Do With Harry Potter? What Are They? Do you object to being Called By them? Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession? Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter? What’s One?(You don’t have to explain) Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter? Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter? Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts? Have you re-read the books? Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party? Have You Had An RP Party? Do You Want To? Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical? Have You Ever Wrote One? Do You Want To? Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter? If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it Are You Going To Write One? IS The Musical Thing Annoying You? Little bit Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter? Harry Potter Survey!! Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? DH Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie? HBP Who is your favorite HP character(s)? Draco, Hermione, Luna, Blaise, Pansy... What house do you prefer to be in? Slytherin But what house would you think you'll be in? Slytherin Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? Nearly Headless Nick What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? DADA, Potions, Astronomy, Divination Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? McGonagall, Remus, or Dumbledore Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? Keeper Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? Chaser Who do you want to make friends with? Draco/Hermione so I can get them together as well as Harry/Luna, Blaise/Ginny and Ron/Pansy If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? Luna Why would he/she be your best buddy? We've got lots in common Which character in the book can you relate to? Luna What pet would you get? A dragon named Draco or an owl named Dramione! If's (if questions): If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? All my fav ships together, married and in love! If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? DUH! If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? Scream and freak out then ask him what it's like to be related to Draco and Death Eaters, to have been in azkaban, to have met and be related to Harry potter and be friends with Hermione, Ron, Fred/George etc and how it felt like to die! What would be his reaction to your reaction? He would probably ask why i'm asking and then after telling him, he'd probably chuckle then think i'm weird for liking death eaters, Draco/Hermione, Harry/Luna, Ron/Pansy and I doubt he'd know pansy or blaise but also blaise/ginny :D! If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? Maybe Luna, Hermione or Harry...Tell Dumblydore! If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? I'd probably hex her then pretend to faint and then wake up and say "what happened. Why am i here. Who are you etc" then end up in the hospital and when my friends come to me and say why did you hex her and i'd be like "i did what?" then laugh and praise myself on the inside for thinking up such a great plan! More questions: Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? Draco! So i can get him with hermy, then get harry and set him up with luna, then ron with pansy then blaise with ginny! Its all good...YAY! Post a character that has the same hair color as you do. Cho Chang...unfortunately Post a character that has the same eye color as you. Cho Chang still :( What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? Brown...colour of his moustache and his hair What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? Gingery red What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? Red What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? Brown...her eyes are 'chocolate orbs in Dramione stories! BOO-YAH! What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? Maybe green, his eyes. What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? Platinum Blond(?)...HIS AWESOME, WONDERFUL, OH-SO GREAT HAIR! Is this quiz getting boring and too long? Kinda If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? When getting all my fav ships together at Hogwarts! Do you like the books more or the movies? Both? Who's your favorite out of the Marauders? Probably Remus coz he's awesome! What would your Patronus take shape in? Probably a dragon(For draco!) or wolf. What would be your Animagus form? Probably a wolf What subject do you want to be the best in? DADA, Potions, Astronomy, Divination This or that: Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Remus coz he...i dunno just remus Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Severus Snape Hermione or Cho? Hermione...DUH! Cho pisses me off with her silke, perfect black hair and s! James Potter or Snape? Snape coz he got bullied by james Hagrid or Snape? Maybe Hagrid coz he's friends with harry and i can use him to get to harry and make him like luna The Marauders or The Golden Trio? The golden trio Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? Probably Animingus Harry or Ron? Harry Fleur or Tonks? Tonks coz i'm scared of Fleur...kinda Hermione or Ginny? Hermione! Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Cedric Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? Luna...DUH! Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? Dumbledore! Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? Grawp Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? Zonko's Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Bertie Bott's Death Eaters or Aurors? Aurors...some Death Eaters Dumbledore or Voldemort? Dumbledore Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Narcissa I praise her for bringing Draco into the world Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? First? Is this survey fun or boring? A little bit of both Your FanFiction preferences: Favourite femslash/het/slash pairings? Why? Jacob/Harry Least favourite femslash/het/slash pairing? Why? Zilch Favourite kind of FF? Dramione, Harry/Luna and...well..you know. Ones with children and smut Least favourite kind of FF? Slash...especially Drarry but yaoi(guy/guy) is okay...just in animes though Things you hate seeing in a FF? Short...when Draco/Hermione or any of my favourite characters die or my fav ships don't end up together...especially if it's a story i like. Harry Potter Quotes Most favourite HP movie quote Draco Malfoy: "You're gonna regret this...you and your bloody chicken" Most favourite HP book quote WHAT A KISS MEANS Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready" What the gesture means... --Advice-- --Requirements-- If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now OI!! If ya hate stereotypes, labels, name calling, and think people should just shut the hell up and stop judging others, then REPOST THIS! Pick the stereotypes that fit ya the best, and bold, underline, italic, or strikethrough it when ya repost it!! I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. The Rules of Hogwarts 1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball 2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office 3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter 4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick 5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar 6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination 7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms" 8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy. 9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus's "time of the month" 10) I am not allowed to make light sabre sounds with my wand 11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals 12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force" 13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work" 14) I will not give you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot 15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it 16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive 17) I will not charm the suits of armour to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast 18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day" 19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways 20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor 21) I will not use the phrase, "Get a Life" when talking to Voldemort 22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy 23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling 24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full" 25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell 26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate 27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways, not even on Halloween 28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colours indicate that they're "covered in bee's" 29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge 30) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core" 31) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm, not even if they are in Slytherin 32) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers 33) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion 34) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends" 35) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts 36) I do not have an Edward Cullen Patronous 37) I will not lick Trevor 38) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey" 39) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween 40) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously 41) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions 42) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet 43) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice 44) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God 45) In the middle of the tri wizard tournament I will not scream "Are you trying to kill them?!" 46) I will not draw a thunder scar on my forehead and tell everyone i'm 'The-Other-Person-Who-Lived' and round up a ginger guy and a bushy-haired, bookworm to seem like Harry Potter. 47) I will not try and immitate Snape's voice from a wall and sneak up on first years just to scare them. 48) I will not call Harry Potter a tosser. 49) Must not shout 'Yay, I graduated from Hogwarts. I didn't get expelled. In your face fat giant!' to Hagrid. 50) Never stalk Hermione in the library and become the new Viktor Krum, whether i'm a girl or not. 51) I will not pick my nose with my wand or anyone else's. 52) Must not try out to get into my house Quidditch team and keep using a Confundus charm to get in. 53) Must not interrupt and shout 'WHOO! Way to go' every time Dumbledore or anyone makes a speech in The Great Hall. 54) I will not set Peeves on anyone who I hate or annoys me. 55) i will not try to get someone killed in front of you just to see who actually pulls the carriages to Hogwarts. 56) Never write with ketchup on the walls (coughGinnycough). 57) Never sneak into the Gryffindor boys' dormitory to steal Harry's Invisibility Cloak. 58) Never lock the Slytherins with The Golden Trio. 59) Never call Draco Malfoy a 'bouncing ferret'. Judge me and I'll prove you wrong. Tell me what to do, and I'll tell you off. Say I'm not worth it and watch where I end up. Growing old is mandatory...but growing up my friends, well that is optional. I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for someone I'm not. We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they learn how to live in the same box. You have to take to good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you got, remember what you had, always forgive, but never forget, learn from your mistakes, but never regret, people change, things gor wrong, but just remember that life goes on. You may regret what you do, but you'll regret what you don't do even more. Stand up for what you believe in, even is it means standing alone. Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART, Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, Calling me POOR won't make you RICH, Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT, Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL, So why bother? 37 Secrets About Yourself. 1) have you ever been asked out? 2) where did you get your default picture? 3) what's your middle name? 4) your current relationship status? 5) does your crush like you back? 6) what is your current mood? 7) what color of underwear are you wearing? 8) what color shirt are you wearing? 9) Missing something? 10) if you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? 11) if you must be an animal for one day, what? 12) ever had a near death experience? 13) something you do a lot? 14) the song stuck in your head? 15) who did you copy and paste this from? dunno 16) name someone with the same birthday as YOU? 17) when was the last time you cried? 18) have you ever sung in front of a large audience? 19) if you could have one super power what would it be? 20) what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? 21) what do you usually order from starbucks? 22) what's your biggest secret? 23) favorite color? 24) do you still watch kiddie shows? 25) what are you? 26) do you speak any other language? 28) Describe your life in one word what would it be? 29) have you ever kissed in the rain? 30) what are you thinking about right now? 31) what should you be doing? 32) who was the last person that made you upset/angry? 33) do you like working in the yard? 34) if you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? 35) do you act differently around the person you like ? 36) what is your natural hair color? 37) who was the last person to make you cry? 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior,bright black stars,BirdsofPrey9832, Josephine18, Jedipilot24, redCEREUS, MalfoyZabiniNott If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, AMSRULE, Jedipilot24, redCEREUS,MalfoyZabi3Cp>, xoxoxLoveEternalxoxox 1. Had your drink come out of your nose after you had it in your mouth for a long time 2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails 16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble 34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property 61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa 83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back. - they do? 73 of these apply to me... You know you live in 2009 when... For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you act completly, well, crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being(every cell in your body) to Twilight, Maximum Ride, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favorite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-moms glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school fieldtrip to bush gardens, laugh for two hours striat WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your freinds, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you claim you can walk on water and then get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement (It works!!). Crazy is when you claim to hear music through your nose and promptly hold an earphone to your nose and sing the song. Then your friends try it on their knee. (Gullible people..) Crazy is if you are using this as a checklist. Crazy is when you and your best friend is so bored, so you decide to skip down your driveway singing "We're off to see the Wizard! The wonderful wizard of Oz!!". Crazy is when you write your name on a 10 dollar note in Permanent marker just because you don't want anyone to steal it and now you can't exchange it. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done too Try Not To Cry Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be stopped, put this poem on your profile. There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been My name is Ann and I am 45 years What a great email it was!! Just scroll down to the end, but Go for it! SCROLL DOWN! STOP! Congratulations! Your wish will Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your ´¨)(¸.•´ (¸.•´ VAMPIRE KNIGHT ROCKS!! The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism --///-\\\--If you have ever felt Girls - Unknown Things guys should know about girls! 1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE) 2. Don't say you understand when you don't. 3. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights. 4. You don't have PMS, so don't act like you know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me you never will. 5. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook. 6. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big. 7. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys. 8. It's good to be sensitive sometimes. 9. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize. 10. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it, but it is extremely sweet. 11. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it. 12. We are Drama queens; never forget that. 13. Fashion police do exist. 14. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about. 15. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times. 16. We don't shave our legs everyday: get over it. 17. Don't make bets about us; we always find out; you may think we don't know, but WE DO! 18. Shave! No matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we hate it. We like clean-cut men. 19. 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girls, dont you wish that you had a guy like that? only, i think that it would have been smarter to just keep going until the gas ran out... What would you do for someone you love? 25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me." 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you 10 Commandments of a Teenager 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" 17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!' 18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challenging people to a jedi match. 19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!" 20.Go to the bedding department and start jumping on all the beds going "boing, boing" everytime you jump. x x You got problem with me? x x ╔══ღ══ღ══╗ XD | |||||||||||
1. Dear Daddy » reviewsHermione had a child with none other than Draco Malfoy. He finally comes back to wizarding London after an absence of six years and finds out about his son. Romance, Family and Drama.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,048 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 11-22-09 - Published: 7-15-09 - Draco M. & Hermione G.2. Things Six Year Olds Can't Say reviewsTitle says all. They are in class and starts swearing at each other. Featuring Hermione, Draco, Harry, Ron, Pansy, Blaise, Ginny, Luna, Seamus, Dean, Lavender etcHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-8-09 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete3. My world turned the right side up » reviewsKim has always been the cool, loner at her school but her world goes upside down when her long time crush, Jared, imprints on her. ON HIATUSTwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,764 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-23-09 - Published: 5-11-09 - Jared & Kim4. Memories » reviewsHermione tells a story of a very special memory of hers and how she falls in love with him. His name...Draco Malfoy. DM/HG, BZ/GW, HP/LL, RW/PP...ON HIATUSHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-15-09 - Published: 8-3-09 - Draco M. & Hermione G.5. Dancing In The Rain reviewsOne shot Dramione Hermione and Draco kiss in the rain while dancing to the soft tears of heaven...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-1-09 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete
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