Hi! I'm, as you've probebly guessed, Kitten630. I am Great Britan's worst writer, so no flames on my stories plz! If you're wondering why I'm on here if I can't write, my only excuss is, I like it. Writing is more or less the only way to calm me down. Sooo, yeah.

Real name: HAHAHA, I'LL NEVER TELL!! But most people call me Kitten.

Age: 13( Or AM I?!)

Eyes: Black, and I can make them go all witchy!

Hair: Brunette

Gender: As if the pen name doesn't give you a clue! But if you're really that dense, I'm a girl.

About me!: I'm weird, what more do ya need to know?!

Talents: I can do good cartoon drawing, I am the queen at making grilled cheese and salami sandwiches, I'm okay at impresstions, I can hula dance, I have the will power to stare at a box of chocolates and not eat any for up to three minutes, I can actually watch 'Saw' without getting mentally scarred though it does give me the creeps, I can hold my breathe for two and a half seconds (Cleaning my dads bathroom is good practice) I have been know to go four nights straight without sleep and I can catch popcorn in my mouth every time!

Stuff I suck at: All school subjects exept cooking, writing and languages, listening without daydreaming, going an entire day without drawing, bullying, writing flames(which is more or less a good thing) Sticking to healthy diets, fitting in with the crowd, standing still, talking in front of a crowd without bursting int a fit of hysterical laughter and I CANNOT drink any kind of fizzy drink without half of it pouring down my nose.

Likes: Pizza, icecream, spicy chicken, over aged mythical creature movies, Lilo and Stitch (Obviously) random dancing, Happy Tree Friends, being nocturnal, spiders, hula dancing (If you're wondering, no I'm not Hawaiian, I just self taught myself how to hula dance) singing Elvis songs, salami sandwiches, experiment 627 and 625, Hamsterviel, not Hamsterwheel, Vile! The Leroy clones, coffee and hugging my Stitch plushie.

Dislikes: Carrots, chicken cassarol, sweet and sour anything, Barney the Dinosaur(>.

Fears: (Warning, some of these will be REALLY weird) Fire, death, injections, chavs(Don't ask) Friday thirteenth, my thirteenth birthday (Which is six months away D:) stag beetles, my dads back, nightmares, cancer, heart attacks, ghosts(I know that's weird, but I keep having visions of them) and Nani in a bad mood.

Things that people find strange about me:

1) I do hawaiian dancing and live near London

2)I still like dresses.

3)I have a minor case of OCD

4)I only eat salad and icecream at school

5) My favourite song is this.

Aloha Oe - words and music by Queen Liliuokalani Haaheo ka ua i nâ pali
Ke nihi aela i ka nahele
E hahai (uhai) ana paha i ka liko
Pua âhihi lehua o uka

Hui:
Aloha oe, aloha oe
E ke onaona noho i ka lipo
One fond embrace,
A hoi ae au
Until we meet again

O ka halia aloha i hiki mai
Ke hone ae nei i
Kuu manawa
O oe nô kau ipo aloha
A loko e hana nei

Maopopo kuu ike i ka nani
Nâ pua rose o Maunawili
I laila hiaia nâ manu
Mikiala i ka nani o ka lipoProudly swept the rain by the cliffs As it glided through the trees Still following ever the bud The ahihi lehua of the vale Chorus: Farewell to you, farewell to you The charming one who dwells in the shaded bowers One fond embrace, 'Ere I depart Until we meet again

Sweet memories come back to me Bringing fresh remembrances Of the past Dearest one, yes, you are mine own From you, true love shall never depart

I have seen and watched your loveliness The sweet rose of Maunawili And 'tis there the birds of love dwell And sip the honey from your lips

Again, I am a VERY weird girl, but I'm happy that way(Grins like an idiot)

Here are my Happy Tree Friends Own Characters, ENJOY!!

Name: Caramel

Age: 12

Gender: Femlae

Fur colour: Lavender and white

Species: Raccoon

Likes: All her friends, her best friends Lifty and Shifty and icecream

Accessories: A large purple and white flower behind her left ear, a black chocker coller with a pink heart stone on it, a full length red dress with white leaves on it, Goleden bangles, blue earings and brown single strap sandles.

Downsides: She had a head trauma when she was a baby, and now suffrs emotional mental issues.

Name: Perfect

Age: 21

Gender: Female

Fur colour: Dark Baby pink

Species: Flying squirrel

Likes: Her boyfriend Splendid and pizza

Accessories: A baby blue mask

Downsides: She's allergic to kryptonite

Name: Deeva Bear

Age:26

Gender: Female

Fur colour: Golden

Species: Bear

Likes: Her boyfriend Disco Bear, deeva dancing and fried breakfasts

Accessories: Curly orange hair worn up in bunches, seventies yellow short sleeved polo shirt and yellow pleated mini skirt and white and orange high heeled shoes

Downsides: She short and those fried breakfast ocasionally take their toll on her.

Name: Nutella

Age: 10

Gender: Female

Fur colour: Green

Species: Squirrel

Likes: Her boyfriend Nutty and chocolate

Accessories: Chocolate bars on her face and chest

Downsides: Like Nutty, her chocolate cravings can become slightly out of control

Name: Chino (Short for Capichino)

Age: 17

Gender: Female

Fur colour: Light green

Species: Squirrel

Likes: Her little brother Nutty, coffee and her coffee corner shop

Accessories: A take out coffee cup on her forehead, coffee stains on her fur, a low cut black vest top with a coffee mug on it, short ripped denim shorts and coffee mug shaped earings

Downsides: Just like her brother Nutty, her coffee cravings can become slightly out of control

Name: Pixie

Age:14

Gender: Female

Fur colour: Purple with a white stomache and three white stripes on her forehead

Species: Cat

Likes: Vegitarian dishes, tofu, Lifty and icecream

Accessories: Grass skirt and a dark purple boob tube top

Downsides: She can't swim

Name: Trixie

Age:14

Gender: Female

Fur colour: Purple with a white stomache and three white stripes on her forehead

Species: Cat

Likes: Vegitarian dishes, tofu, Shifty and icecream

Accessories: Grass skirt, a dark purple boob tube top and a large purple and white flower behind her left ear

Downsides: She can't swim

Name: Switches

Age: 27

Gender: Female

Species: Bear

Fur colour: Mint green

Species: Bear

Likes: Her long lost brother Flippy, ABBA and long walks

Accessories: A short dress with camoflage markings on it, a small necklace with her name on it and a green berret

Downsides: She has a dark side which comes out when ever something reminds her of war

Name: Sprinkles

Age: 16

Gender: Female

Fur colour: Shocking pink

Species: Poodle

Likes: Shopping, bullying Lifty and Shifty, showing off her wealthiness, bying stuff so others can't have it and riding in her limozine

Accessories: Large gold hoop earings, a pink pearl necklace, a pink top with a heart on it, Gigantic sunglasses, a fluffy pink feather scarf and desginer jeens

Downsides: Pixie and Trixie are more popular than her

Name: Ma

Age: 37

Gender: Female

Fur colour: Tan

Species: Bear

Likes: Her husband Pop, her son Cub and tea cakes

Accessories: A red dressing gown and a shower cap

Downsides: Though she loves her family, she often causes their death

Here are ma Lilo and Stitch Own Characters, ENJOY!

Name: Kitten

Age: unkown, but she acts about five.

Gender: Female

Fur colour: Purple with red heart markings on her forehead, chest and ears, three black dots on each cheek and swirly patterns hidden in her fur which glow either red or white when one of her other sides takes form

Looks: She looks like a cross between angel and Stitch. She's very small, skinny, she has long Angel like antenna which are sharper pointed at the ends, a large red hair ribbon and a single white tooth that sticks out over her lower lip.

Species: Illigal genetic mutation

Likes: Her creator (Who will be mentioned soon) Outdoor playground activities and icecream, LOTS of icecream.

Primary function: She's disgined to destory the universe and time itself. She also has a super sonic scream which is used for defense.

Downsides: She is very timid and shy, and doesn't have control of her powers. She can only use them when she sees someone getting hurt or reminded of earthquakes.

Name: Wolverine

Age: Unkown, but she acts about thirteen

Gender: Female

Fur colour: Minty green with with a mint blue stomache and patches arpund the eyes.

Looks: She looks a lot like Bonnie but with thin antenna that stick out at a 90 degree angle, she has two small vampire like fangs, she has Ace like ears and a short tail with a holly shaped piece at the end.

Species: Illigal genetic mutation

Likes: Scary movies, talking about warewolves with Lilo and pizza.

Primary function: Whenever she sees the full moon, she becomes an alien warewolf, growing to about Pleakleys size, growing a large fox like tail, a large turt of hair or a fringe, shorter ears, long claws and a thin snout.

Downsides: When she's in the wolf stage, she has no memory or control of herself.

Name: Scorpio

Age: Unknown, but he acts like a fourteen year old.

Gender: Male

Fur colour: Oily black with red around his stomache and eyes.

Looks: He has an upsidedown cone shaped head, Ace like ears, a devil like tail, two Stitch like antenna that hang limply about his face, he has a set of retractable claws and Clyde like teeth

Species: Illigal genetic mutation

Likes: Running, energy bars, his bujii boo Wolverine and more running

Primary function: He's disigned to inject people with a powerful coma poisen with his tail

Downsides: He's horribly squeemish and often passes out at the sight of bllod.

Name: Pixie

Age: Unknown, but she acts about ten

Gender: Female

Fur colour: Royal blue with red around the belly, eyes, on on this gigantic tuft of hair on the top of her head

Looks: She is about Stitch sized, has lavender coloured pixie wings, Sparky like ears and dark blue eyes.

Species: Illigal genetic mutation

Likes: hot chocolate, annoying people and sleeping

Primary function: To fly around peoples heads and ask constant and annoying questions

Downsides: Because of her primary function, she is forever being hit with fly swats

Name: Candy

Age unkown, and she acts no spesific age

Gender: Female

Fur colour: Peachy pink

Looks: She has a cone shaped head, six small ears (Three on each side of her head) She has six small fangs sticking over her bottem lip, a candy cane stuck to her forehead and white eyes.

Species: Illigal genetic mutation

Likes: Any kind of sweets

Primary function: To give people agonising tooth decay

Downsides: Due to all tthe sugar she eats, she gets encredebly hyper and often causes herself injuries

I shall put more characters on here, but right now it's 05:14am AMD it's a school night! (I got dared to stay up the whole night)

And now for these copy and paste thingies

YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN 2009 WHEN...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or

myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the

TV.

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

MORE COPY AND PASTE THINGIES!!

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God- forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

92 of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. (The Lilo and Stitch movies and series!!))

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're unique, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your computer gets annoying at times, copy and paste this into your profile.

Now for some questions that no one knows the answer to!

Why is it considered necessary to naildown the lid of a coffin?

Why don't we ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why dosen't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why do doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is the man that invests all your money called a broker?

Why can't they make the plane out of the same substance that instructble little black box is?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

If a person with multiple personalities theatens suicide, is that consisdered a hostage situation?

If a cow laughed would milk come out of her nose?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

Why does the word Filipino start with letter "F"?

EMO= extravegentley made origami

If the sky is the limit then what is space, over the limit?

Why do our noses run and our feet smell?

back to sainity...NOT!!

Oh yeah, BTW. WILL PEOPLE LEAVE FANNY PAC ALONE?! I think his/her stories are down right hilarious! Go ahead and flame me till I'm nothing but a hat and a tiny pile of pudding, I don't care, Fanny Pac stories are hilarious!

this is a very sad, heartbreaking poem. Please put it on your profile.

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

Please pass it on.

I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is.

Repost this if you agree with it.

Month One

Mommy

I am only eight inches long

but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Everytime I hear it

I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heartbeat

is my favorite lullaby.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Month Two

Mommy

today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me

You could definetly tell that I am a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.

It's so warm and nice in here.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Month Three

You know what Mommy?

I'm a boy!!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too

and I cry with you even though

you cant hear me.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Month Four

Mommy

My hair is starting to grow.

It is very short and fine

but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can curl my head and curl my fingers and toes

and stretch my arms and legs

I am becoming quite good at it too.

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Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby.

I am a baby Mommy, your baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, whats ambortion?

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Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.

I dont like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy, what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I cant get away from it!

Mommy! HELP ME!

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Month Seven

Mommy

I am OK.

I am in Jesus' arms.

He is holding me.

He told me about abortion.

Mommy, why didnt you want me?

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Every abortion is just...

One more heart that was stopped

Two more eyes that will never see

Two more hands that will never touch

Two more legs that will never run

One more mouth that will never speak.

Abortion is wrong. People are here on earth for a reason, and some crazy mothers dont want their babies.

If you are against abortion copy and paste!!

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, Chaos-Bound-Jenna, Kitten630

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

There are two kinds of pedestrian: the quick and the dead.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Guys: No shirt,no service. Girls: No shirt, no charge.

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bed skydiver? The golfer goes (Whack) "Dang!" The skydiver goes, "Dang!" (Whack)

When women are deppressed, they either eat or go shopping. When men are depressed, they invade another country.

Things not to say on an airplane number 47 "Hi, Jack."

There are three types of people: Those who can't count and those who can.

Boys are like dogs: You say hi, pat them on the head, and they follow you home.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, an

The surest sign of intelligent life out there is that none of them has never tried contacting us.

The computer beat me once at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I like EMO MUSIC; I MUST be an EMO WANNABE
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a lunatic.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST HATE everyone who doesn't SHARE MY BELIEFS.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be a white trash redneck.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I am WHITE and I like COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a NERDY GEEK.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm SOUTHERN, so my FAVORITE CATCHPHRASE is "GIT-R-DONE"
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I like ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue/ Gary-stu.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and MANGA so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I AM KIND to other PEOPLE, so I MUST be WEAK.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.

Love your enemies! It really pisses them off

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I've heard (read) a 'You say Jonas brothers, I say Disturbed', i know everyone will hate it, but,

You say playboy

I say Nature

You say McDonalds

I say Rabbit meat

You say 'Thats GROSS!'

I taste it and take it home with me

You say Jonas Brothers

I say Lemon Demon

You say happy

I say disturbing

You say Christmas

I say halloween

You say Pure-bred Chihuahua

I say Laboratory Cross-bred Wistar Rat

you say roadkill

I say "where will I keep it!"

You say Hannah Montana

I say Darwin (Erasmus or Charles Darwin)

You say i need to go to therapy

I say that would be redundant

You say The kid who wrote this is a dickhead

I say thank you

You say stop it

I say stop the Novacaine! THIS FEELS AWESOME!

You say trendy

I say gag

You say could you please be quiet

I say Shut your fucking mouth!

You say Martinis

I say Mountain Dew

Copy and paste if you agree (You dont have to agree with all of the stuff)

Please dont tell anyone in Bucks county where I am! Its between me and the Rednecks

The sad part of my life. This is not a copy and paste.

I am often dubbed ugly, because I have scars all over my body.

I am often dubbed anorexic, because I hate eating lunch.

I am often dubbed a bofin, because I read for fun.

I am often dubbed a baby, because I still love cuddly toys.

I am often dubbed a vampire, because I like the flavour of blood.

I am often dubbed a boy, because I'm the only girl in my school who likes watching gory violence.

I am often dubbed posh nob, because I have a strong english accent.

I'm often dubben a wierdo, because I still watch cartoons and I'm not that fond of X-factor and Britans got talent.

I am often dubbed girly girl, because I still like wearing dresses.

I am often dubbed spotty, because I love sweets.

The happy part of my life. This is not a copy and paste.

I can torment people with gory details of Saw.

I can drink hotsauce.

I never have to do language homework because it's so easy for me.

I can hula dance while others just jump like idiots.

I can draw cartoons profesionally.

I can do dead on impressions.

I can write italic without trying.

I can set perfect booby traps at school without being caught.

I can persuade teachers not to give me detension.

I am unique.

Every person has their ups and downs in life. If you're weird and proud of it, or if you're different, or if you just think that difference is unique, write your own little sad and good thing for your profile.

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not give you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not nessecary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class skyclad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is th

51) I am not allowed to put a litter box in McGonagall's office.

52) I am not allowed to spread rumors about McGonagall an Dumbledore's strange relationship.

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" (I've done this one SO many times!)

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" (Did that once, got kicked out)

i di'nt say I i'nt like it!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.

Love your enemies! It really pisses them off

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Homophobia and You

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

The bully.

Dear Diary.

They picked on me again, just like every day. I wonderd if my parents would take notice of my bruises, but they were totally nieve. The next day I sat alone at my lunch tabal, nibbling my sandwich, when I noticed two girls. One had wavy brunette hair, the other had straight blond. They seemed to be laughing about something. Curiosity got the better of me, and I went to see what was so funny. They both had drawing pads, and were drawing cartoons. The blond drew characters from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the other drew Lilo and Stitch. These two teenage girls, drawing cartoons for little kids, I couldn't help but laugh. Both turned to me, with their eyes glittering.

"What's so funny?" The blond one asks.

"Uh, nothing. I was just looking at your drawings." I honestly answer.

"Then what's with the laugh?" The brunette one asks.

"Well, they're just, kinda weird." I mumble. The brunette one looks scared all of a sudden, and says something to the blond. They're both looking behind me nervously. I turn, and see the gang that implant the briuses on me day after day. My blood was colder than ice, and I bet the girls were too.

"Wot's goin on 'ere then?" The leader of these nightmares asks. One of them snatches the drawing books off the girls.

"Aw look, it's wittle dwawing!" He says, his voice dripping like a wet sponge with mocking.

"Lemme see that. Hey, isn't that those gay Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?!" Another cries. The blond one is hiding her face, and guilt hits me.

"And look, it's that blue alien fucker from Disney! Oh my god, what losers! Aint that right?" I wonder if he's talking to one of his friends, but his eyes are set on me. I look at the girls, who's eyes are full of sadness, then I look at the bully's eyes, who's flicker with a hypnotising flame.

"Yeah, they're suck freaks!" I agree with them. They bullys laugh, the girls sigh, and I... Smile. They're not bullying me, but laughing with me, and it feels good.

I have been sucked in.

The victim

Dear Diary

Today was like any other. I got up, packed my bag, nibbled toast and headed out the door. On my way I pressed the bell of a house, and it was opened by a girl with blond hair.

"Hey Kitten!" She cries and gives me a hug

"Hi Alyssa! You ready for school" I ask hugging her back.

"Sure, I got you something!" She hands me a drawing pad.

"Aw, thanks Alyssa!" I hug her until she can't breath, and we happily talk together as we walk to school.

At lunch we swallowed our food quickly, before getting out our drawing pads and scribbling away.

"Check out Raph!" I look at the drawing on the page, to see a character from one of our favourite TV programs, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

"Yeah, he's cool! But he can't beat my 627!" I hold up my book, with a drawing of 627 attacking Stitchfrom another of our favourite programs, Lilo and Stitch.

"You can keep him, Raph's my dreamboat!" She says, giggling.

"And you can keep him, 627 is all mine!" We both laugh loudly. We suddenly here a laughing from behind us. We turned, to see a boy with a smirk on his face.

"What's so funny?" Alyssa asks. The boy suddenly looks slightly embaressed

"Uh, nothing. I was just looking at your drawings." I honestly answer.

"Then what's with the laugh?" I ask, a little annoyed by him

"Well, they're just, kinda weird." He mumbles. I was all ready to give him a right mouthfull, But then a rush of worry floods me and I whisper to Alyssa.

"Alyssa, it's them!" We both look in fear as we see the gang that torment us every day walk up to us. Alyssa and my blood ran icy cold, and I'm sure the boy's did too.

"Wot's goin on 'ere then?" The leader of these nightmares asks. One of them snatches the drawing books off us, much to our dismay

"Aw look, it's wittle dwawing!" He says, his voice dripping like a wet sponge with mocking.

"Lemme see that. Hey, isn't that those gay Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?!" Another cries. Alyssa is hiding her face, and anger hits me.

"And look, it's that blue alien fucker from Disney! Oh my god, what losers! Aint that right?" I feel so embarresed, upset and angry. The boy who started all us looks at us, and I hope our eyes of pure saddness stop him, but it fails

"Yeah, they're suck freaks!" He agrees with them. They bullys laugh, we sigh, and the boy... Smiles. Another has become a bully, and another will torment us for being different. And it feels, horrid.

We've been sucked in.

Bullying is a foul thing that can happen to anyone at any time. If you agree with this, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you randomly start singing when people say certain words, copy this into your profile

If you think that Pokémon is cool, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a dream involving a fictional character and another fictional character copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever talk to yourself or talk to someone who says "Are you talking to me?" or "Who are you talking to?" in any language C+P this in you Bio

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.

If you ever freaked people at your school and still do, copy this on to your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you ever heard distant voices in your head C+P this in you Bio

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you joined the Dark Side because we have cookies, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and are one, post this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you could read and out loud that put it in your profile

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now (growing up has ALWAYS been my greatest fear. So I've decided even if I don't look young, I still am)