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Author has written 1 story for Warriors. Hi people! Welcome to my page! Name: xXxEnchantedxXx, of course :D Gender: That's for me to know and you to figure out!! ... maybe Age: It's rude to ask someone that! Birthday: Unfortunately it isn't today... Favorite Books/Series: (in no particular order) Twilight, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, Warriors, Maximum Ride and a bunch of others XD I like to draw and read and do a bunch of other random stuff, like annoying my sister and getting on everyone's nerves :) I also play the piano (not that you need to know that) and my friends and family would describe me as annoying (obviously), weird (and proud of it), artistic, smart and funny (when I'm not annoying them). Check out my FictionPress account at: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/678060/ and my deviantART account at: http://oxoxenchantedxoxo.deviantart.com/ Ever wonder where we are heading? Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why "abbreviated" is such a long word? Why doctors call what they do "practice"? Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98? Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing fluid is made with real lemons? Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food? Who tastes dog food when it has a "new and improved" flavor? Why they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box? Why sheep don't shrink when it rains? Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe? AND... In case you need further proof that the human ace is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual instructions on consumer goods. On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: 15 Things to do when your in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go" For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. 1. Max Ride (Maximum Ride) 2. Nico di Angelo (PJO) 3. Edward Cullen (Twilight) 4. Annabeth Chase (PJO) 5. Fang (Maximum Ride) 6. Bella Swan (Twilight) 7. Percy Jackson (PJO) 8. Alice Cullen (Twilight) 9. Thalia Grace (PJO) 10. Emmett Cullen (Twilight) 11. Zoe Nightshade (PJO) 12. Grover Underwood (PJO) 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Bella Swan/Zoe Nightshade? -gags- Noooo way!! I can totally imagine Zoe with her bow trying to shoot the Cullens while saying, "Thy vampires are evil! That is why thy must be vanquished!" (of course, her arrows would probably just bounce off Bella's skin or something) 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Annabeth? Umm... maybe... but I'm not a guy so I wouldn't know... 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Grover got Alice pregnant, huh? First of all, that's just wrong. Secondly, Alice can't get pregnant. And last of all, I can't imagine her with a satyr (sorry Grover!). 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine There's plenty of good fics about Thalia out there. 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? NOO!! BELLA BELONGS TO EDWARD ONLY!! PLUST NICO'S ONLY TWELVE!! 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Fang/Thalia vs. Fang/Emmett Neither. Fang belongs with Max!! 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out? Percy walked in on Nico and Grover making out (hey, they're all PJO characters!), like that could ever happen. Percy would probably just turn really red and start backing away. Really fast. 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Edward/Emmett--The love that they felt went beyond brotherly... (sorry, but I just can't really imagine them together... plus EDWARD IS WITH BELLA!!) 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Max/Alice? I don't believe they know each other... besides, the first thing Alice would do when she meets Max is drag her to some mall to get a make-over, which is NOT something Max enjoys doing, but back to the question. Umm... yeah, I guess that there might be some Max/Alice fluff out there -twitches- 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Percy/Grover hurt/comfort fic-- "Life Isn't Only About Coffee and Tin Cans" ahhh I know it sucks but I seriously have no idea. 11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? What? 12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? As far as I'm concerned, I've never seen pictures of Zoe Nightshade around my friends' houses before. I'll be sure to keep looking though. 13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Nico/Annabeth/Fang? One word. No. 14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Haha "Waking Up in Vegas" by Katy Perry would describe Alice really well if she and Jasper decided to go to Vegas and get drunk and start partying around. Unfortunately, I don't see that happening :'( 15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Max/Bella/Grover. Warning: May contain feathers, tin cans and angry vampires. 16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? It's been a long time since I've read a Maximum Ride fanfic, and since Fang's in almost all of them... I gues I'd say a long time ago :D 17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (5). Max and Percy are in a happy relationship (yeah, if they didn't kill each other first) until Thalia runs off with Percy (-sigh- not my first choice, but I guess it could happen). Max, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Zoe (say what??) and a brief unhappy affair with Bella (birds and vampires... sheesh), then follows the wise advice of Fang, and finds true love with Fang (FINALLY something that makes sense!!). Yay!! Max still ends up with Fang!! What title would you give this fic? A Happy Ending Takes Time... Lots of Time 18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated arguement? If Percy and Alice were having an argument, I'd feel sorry for Percy and tell him to get ready for a huge make-over. 19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours? OMG!! I'D BE ECSTATIC AND SCREAM, "I LOVE YOU FANG!!" 20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky? I'd just laugh. Alice probably rescued the poor ducky from being the victim of one of Zoe's arrows, and they'd be in the closet because that's where Zoe found Alice trying to decide which outfit the ducky should where before it's big make-over. 21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever? Nico would never diss me!! -glares at Nico- "RIGHT??" 22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do? Thalia and Edward Cullen in a bed together? I'd scream and run away. 23. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist? I'd tell every tree within sight to be aware. 24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do? Well, he's EMMETT, so I probably wouldn't be able to do anything either :D lol but I guess I really wouldn't care. 25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world? Umm... I really can't picture Max slitting her wrists OR being overly optimistic. But then again, an overly ooptimistic Max would be creepier. 26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now? I'd hug Annabeth!! 27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say? I'm fine with Bella borrowing my hairbrush. 28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think? Any other time I'd love to see Percy, Thalia and Annabeth (weird, they're all PJO characters again!), but I'd probably tell them to shove off this once. 29. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do? I'd love Zoe to be my teacher!! I guess Nico would be okay too, only he's TWELVE. ／l、 Yaaay Kitty!! This is Kitty. Please copy and paste Kitty into your | |||||||
1. Forbidden reviewsTheir relationship was wrong, their love would always be shadowed by guilt and she knew that they could never be together, but it didn’t matter. She didn’t care how wrong or tainted their love was... he was with her now, and that was all that mattered.Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-8-09 - Leafpool & Crowfeather - Complete
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