My profile is basically dead, I may uplaod and edit several stories later, but for now I'm developing my writing style and working on school*

Name:Jasmyne

Gender:Girl (last time i checked)

Alias: Drai Mizuki, Drai, Dracona, Deanne,TomToy, hi, JJ

Sexuality Orientation:Bisexual

Favorite shows/movies:starwars, icarly,Harry Potter, Avatar:The Last Airbender, Avatar, X-men: Evolution, Dukes of Hazzard, Invader Zim
Favorite Manga/Anime:Hellsing(I like the manga more then the anime), Nora:The last chronicles of devildom, Bleach, Death Note, Kuroshitsuji(AKA Black Butler), Yu YU Hakusho

Favorite Characters:Yoda(starwars), Darth maul(starwars), myoga(inuyasha), kakuzu(naruto), hidan(naruto), L(deathnote), Mello(deathnote), Matt(deathnote), BB(Deathnote), Near(Death Note), Ahkmenrah(Night at the museum), Jedidaiah(Night at the Museum), Dean(Supernatural), Castiel(Supernatural), Bo(Dukes of Hazzard), Luke(dukes of hazzard), Genereal Lee(I dunno know if the car counts, but it does in my book, Dukes of Hazard), Alucard(Hellsing), Anderson(Hellsing), Kazuma(NORA), Nora(Nora, Barik(Nora), Rivan(Nora), (I can't list my fav characters for bleach there are just too many), Sebastion(UH DUH! BB), Kuwabara(YYH), Hiei(YYH), Koenma(YYH)

Species:Well...I have opposable thumbs...

REAL NAME: Jasmyne

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle) : Jasizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fave color and fave animal): Black Fox

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME(middle name, and current street you don't have a street name,make one up!): Nyckole Sunset (no seriously, that's how my mom spelt "Nicole")

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Corjamye

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):Orange Monster

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name): Aroyrae

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):Ilene

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Ivory(Seriously, no joke)

Mummy...Kira brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Kira shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Lawliet, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Lawliet

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around

I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart

For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(.• (. ) .•.•) .•) (.• (.•pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

00.) Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters:
1.Luna Lovegood

2.George Weasly

3.Draco Malfoy

4.Harry Potter

5.Severus Snape

6.Oliver Wood

7.Sirius Black

8.Marcus Flint

9.Fred Weasly

10.Fenrir Greyback

11.Hermione Granger

12.Remus Lupin

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Oliver/Hermione, no

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Not really, just cute

03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant
Remus got marcus preggo? Oliver would kick Remus' ass

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
Fred Weasly? Yeah, no

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
George/Oliver Hell yesh!

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
five ten

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Sirius walked in on George and Remus? Prolly join in _

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
Draco/Fenrir
Fenrir needs a mate, good thing he knows a pretty little blonde perfect for it.

09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
Nooooo

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Sirius/Remus
I'll always be your Dog

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Harry de-flower Luna?
He wants to let her know that he is as insane as she is...for sex

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Yah

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Yeah...sadly

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Nuuu

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
George/Harry/Sev? no

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
He wouldn't scream, he would howl to the moon

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Love Song by Korn, if its about his childhood

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Fenrir on George. Shit that's not easy...um "I'll ride you all night long under the moonlight." That sounds like a country song

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
A couple weeks ago

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Broomhandles for dildos, we all know this _

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Hermione shag George, sober yes

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
Draco and Sirius? Sirius, definetly

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write
it.
Luna and Fred are in a happy relationship until Fred suddenly runs off with Harry. Luna, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Hermione and a brief, unhappy affair with Remus, then follows the wise advice of Snape and finds true love with Draco.

Waning Moons
Panda...but that'd be about it.
I should write it _(but i wont)

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Sirius/Marcus? I would die of slash overload

Okay I AM obsessed with yaoi!!(If you got a problem with that shove it up your ass, kay?)

Fav pairings:(In Death Note)L/Light, Matt/Mello, Aizawa/Matsuda, Mello/Near, L/Matsuda
(Naruto) Kaku/Hida, Ita/Kisa, Hida/any guy, just about any slash pairing, Pein/Konan(I don't look them up specifically, but I love them as a side couple), Jaraiya/Naruto, Naruto/with just about any guy,Gaalee, Zabu/Haku,Kisa/Pein, Shika/Gaara
(Harry Potter) Draco/harry, Oliver/Marcus, Seamus/Dean, Luna/Hermione
(Twilight) Jacob/Edward, Jacob/ Paul, Jacob/Sam, Jacob/Seth, Paul/Seth, Paul/sam, Paul/Emmett, Sam/Carlisle
(Dukes of Hazard) Luke/Bo, Enos/Daisy
(Sorcerer's Apprentice) Balthazar/Dave, Drake/Dave
(Bleach):Kenpachi/Yumichika, Kenpachi/Hanataro, Kenpachi/Ichigo, Ichigo/Renji, Renji/Byakuya, Soi Fon/Yorichi, Ichigo/Chad, Ganju/Hanataro
(Yu YU Hakusho): Kuwabara/Yusuke, Kuwabara/Hiei, Yusuke/OLDER Koenma, Kurama/Hiei
(Hellsing): Alucard/Anderson
(Invader Zim): ZADR ALL THE WAY (But I hate it when they make ZADR TOO dramatic and angsty, it kinda gets blown out of proportion, ya know?)
(Nora):Kazuma/Nora(Yes Nora is a boy)

I love mpreg and fempreg(femslash pregnancy)

“Twinkle, twinkle, specks of blood,
How you fill me like a flood.
Crawling up and up my arms,
Oh, I know you'll do me no harm!
Twinkle, twinkle, specks of blood.
My clock is chiming; my time is gone.”

-BB's Nursery Rhyme from the story Nursery Rhyme written by Muertalas

If you think Nate "Near" Rivers is a cuddly little creature, copy/paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you cried when L Lawliet died, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you are a slight and/or complete Death Note junkie, paste this in your profile.

If you are a yaoi fan/fangirl/fanboy (-o-), paste this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face. Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a Death note freak copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your a fangirl/boy and proud of it, copy this into your profile

if you are or have ever been in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into our profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile.

If you would wear a button that says "Fuck off, I'm reading Yaoi" with pride, copy and paste this to your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! Difelintly.

I you could read this copy and paste it to your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end,reading numerous fanfictions,copy and paste this onto your profile.

97 percent of Ameican teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 3 percent who will say, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy and paste this to your profile.

Too many kids and teens are smoking and using marijuana. If you haven't tried it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a pyromaniac and also love Supernatural, and as such think Castiel rules, copy this into your profile.

If you love Halloween copy and paste this too your profile.

If you know Castiel was just ASKING to be slashed with Dean, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you fail epicly, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried when Matt died, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried when Mello died, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love ringtones that embarrass you in public copy and paste this to your profile.

If your convinced your Hogwarts letter is still lost in the mail, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you live in your own little world half the time, Copy and Paste this into your profile.

I'm sorry, but I have to say something, if you don't like slash, and it says slash or eventual slash in the summary, don't read it and then flame it, it just makes you seem stupid and ignorant. If you dont like the pairing dont flame it, just stay away from it. If you dont like the way it is written, dont flame it, use constructive critiscism. -SpazzJazz

1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3.YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Immortal Love - Vampires Everywhere

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Animal I have Become - Three Days Grace

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

We Started this Opera Shit - Repo! The Genetic Opera

4.WHAT IS 22?

Innocence - Avril Lavigne

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Bitch We Got a Problem - Korn (That's...pretty twisted actually)

6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Reclaim My Place - Korn

7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Puke - Eminem

8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Hypocrites - Korn

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Gaston - Beauty and the Beast

10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Teach Me How to Jerk - Audio Push

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

I Can't Do It Alone - 3Oh!3

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Shout 2000 - Disturbed

13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Forever - Papa Roach

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Goodbye Earl - Dixie Chicks

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Death of a Dollmaker - Creature Feature

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

No More Secrets - Papa Roach

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Sing for the Moment - Eminem

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Curb - Nickelback

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

You Are So Beautiful - Escape the Fate

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Tiny Heart - Flyleaf

21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Cloud Nine - Evanescence

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Face Down - The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

23.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Starting Over - Korn

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Getting Off - Korn

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Crawling - Linkin Park

26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS

Heavy Metal Lover - Lady Gaga