I have several different series in the Eureka Universe, with the overall summaries/backgrounds for my series' universes; here's- so far- a complete list of what I have for all fellow Eurekians:

* Running For Far Too Long Universe: Where Jo manages to leave the alternate reality (S4- S5) and return to her own timeline (S1- S3), or so she thinks. But, is it really her timeline? And what problems arise after she arrives, and who does her arrival affect?

Running For Far Too Long- This is very much Jo and Zane's story. The first in this series trilogy, it centers on Jo and the new world she's been thrust into, with glimpses into the original universe and the original alternate universe she left behind.

Back Where We Belong- Set seven years after the first ends, Jo's arrival and the problems placed before her come back to haunt her and her family in the form of time travel and three very familiar doppelgangers. It's up to Jo and Zane to protect the life they've rebuilt and strengthened over the last seven years, even as one of the doppelgangers tries to rip them apart.

Walking A Thin Line- Takes place nine years after Back ends; this story focuses on the Donovan girls, and the havoc Eureka wreaks on their lives. While this is sprinkled with nice helpings of Jo and Zane, it very much tells the girls' story. And, like their parents, Dylan, Brookelyn, and Luca don't exactly follow the traditional route when it comes to, well... anything. *IN PROGRESS*

Haunted Universe: When a tragic death rips the tightknit group apart, Zane and Carter decide to solve the mystery surrounding the tragic events themselves. And, as usual in Eureka, something strange happens. Set after In Too Deep.

Haunted- When one of their own is murdered, Carter and Zane take it upon themselves to solve the mystery of her death. *IN PROGRESS*

Legacy-

Memorial Hall-

Held In Time-

UPDATE:

Jo's wedding dress in Unravelling: http://www.ebridalgowns.ca/3060-6700/a-line-satin-functional-corset-back-bodice-strapless-sweetheart-neckline-chapel-length-train-wedding-dresses-st2802.jpg

Jo's wedding dress in Save the Last Dance For Me: http://eweddingdressoutlet.com/goods-776-Organza-Strapless-Sweetheart-Rouched-Bodice-A-Line-Wedding-Dress.html

These are my Eureka Series:

Haunted Universe:

- Haunted

- Legacy

- Memorial Hall

- Held in Time

Current Favorite Movie Quote:

"I'm really good at helping other people figure out their lives."- Meg, The March Sisters at Christmas

"The guy I dreamed of doesn't exist. And if he doesn't exist, I'll never die of a broken heart."-Practical Magic

"Don't marry a singer, we're unfaithful."- Frank Sinatra

"You wanna be good, you have to suffer through."- Fred Astaire

"Well, uh, with a binding like you've got, people are going to want to know what's in the book."- Gene Kelly, An American in Paris

"Curses only have power when you believe in them. And I don't."- Practical Magic

"Will you shut up about the damn Swiss?"- Cool Runnings

"Love is such a funny thing; there's no sense to it."- Show Boat

"Kissing an egg is no damn style."- Cool Runnings

"Twins are called a morasa- twins are two halves of the same soul- the living and the dead."- Solstice

"Believing in something does not make it real."- Solstice

Hey, I am not giving up on you. Deal with it.- Last Hours in Suburbia

In matters of general badassery, I am not to be questioned.- Last Hours in Suburbia

I never thought I'd live to see the day. And... didn't.- Last Hours in Suburbia

"I ran downstairs and ridiculously locked the front door."- Salman Rushdie

"Life's a journey, not a destination."- Cassie, The Good Witch

Unlike Cross, you understand that this isn't something that can be managed by a team of renegades.- Primeval: New World

We changed something.- Primeval: New World

Unless we start working together, they're what's gonna kill us all.- Primeval: New World

Can we sort all this out after it's less dangerous?- Primeval: New World

It's obvious isnt' it? You're my best friend. And I don't wanna lose you.- Primeval: New World

I've got company.

Great, cause I've got company too, and he's a bit pissed off.- Primeval: New World

You got through this once already.

Yeah, and everything's gonna happen the same way again. Right now. I guess this would always happen, I just never knew about it.

It doesn't matter.

Yeah, but it does. Cause I caused it, and I always did.

Don't think like that.

How can I not? What else am I supposed to think?

So if everything's supposed to happen the way it did in two thousand and six, then the other Mac, the one you put in the freezer's not there then- who's gonna save your life?

No one.

Then what?

Evan, no.

No, this is the only way.

So you're just gonna vanish?

I don't know what's gonna happen. - Primeval: New World

I know Evan, he doesn't respond well to threats.- Primeval: New World

The best way to deal with an angry animal is to steer clear.

I'm not angry.- Primeval: New World

Even if you could do it, messing with the past is the ultimate bad idea.- Primeval: New World

Strange not to be able to enter the company you helped build.- Primeval: New World

It's not my job to protect you anymore.

Good, I don't need your protection.- Primeval: New World

There's some dots I'm not connecting here.- Primeval: New World

I'm sorry.

Don't be, it's the first trial. A few more tweaks, and we'll get it right. - Primeval: New World

There are benefits to cooperation. - Primeval: New World

This isn't an open house, we have a job to do. - Primeval: New World

Don't pretend like it's your first time. - Primeval: New World

Temporal junction. String theory always predicted they exist.

Anomalies are Einstein-Rosen Bridges, more commonly called wormholes.

Someone knows his physics.- Primeval: New World

If you do, I might actually start to trust you.

If you don't, it'll be you on the disection table. Don't make me do that.- Primeval: New World

She'll be a lot less relaxed if you make her stop. - Primeval: New World

Tell me there's a trail, otherwise I don't like our odds.- Primeval: New World

If you do this, everything changes. - Primeval: New World

You don't understand.

You're right, I don't. You think this could fix everything? But you can't know what would happen- it could just as easily make everything worse. We would never even have met.

Maybe it would be better that way.- Primeval: New World

You need to stop.

I need to figure this out.- Primeval: New World

When your resume first came across my desk, it went straight into the trash.I didn't think you were someone to take seriously.

I get that a lot.

But I was wrong. I've seen how committed you are to your work- how driven. We have that in common. - Primeval: New World

I wasn't sure you'd be coming.

Can't let you have all the fun.- Primeval: New World

Because she's not gonna be very happy with me if her friend dies in my care.- Primeval: New World

Awesome tremors, that makes it easier.- Primeval: New World

She's got enough poison to fight without you adding to it.- Primeval: New World

See, I saved some fun for ya.- Primeval: New World

The days of Evan Cross setting the agenda are over. - Primeval: New World

Come on, Toby, fight for it. - Primeval: New World

"I'm not sure it's good for company moral for people to see you staring into space. Or your moral."- Primeval: New World

A good scientist approaches the truth with an open mind, and a bad scientist thinks he already knows the answer. Which kind are you?- Primeval: New World

So we trust him this week, do we?- Primeval: New World

So you're repealing the law of unintended consequences?- Primeval: New World

People i care about are involved.

And you don't want them to get hurt.- Primeval: New World

There's still a connection between the two of you, that's fairly obvious-

Stop. You're not gonna get to me, by going to her. I'm never gonna help you.- Primeval: New World

Who is this, talking to me? Hm?- Primeval: New World

Bacteria. That's the kind of thing you really want to leave where you found it.- Primeval: New World

You can't do the right thing the wrong way.- Primeval: New World

Just because you survived pulling the trigger five times doesn't mean you're gonna win Russian Roulette.- Primeval: New World

You're either really stupid, or incredibly insane. But either way, you'll never get my technology.- Primeval: New World

Don't manipulate me. I'm not doing this for myself. My future died six years ago.

Sometimes the only way to fix the future is to go back.- Primeval: New World

You don't even know me, so save your flattery.- Primeval: New World

"Or he did, and it's a trap."

"Paranoid much?"- Primeval: New World

"See, this is why we shouldn't name dinosaurs because you get all attached and you know, they eat people."- About Leggy, Primeval: New World

"That sounds like Evan Cross admiting defeat."

"You know those hacking skills I keep asking you not to talk about? We're gonna need them now."- Primeval: New World

"I don't recongize that code."

"That's becuase it was written before we were born."- Primeval: New World

"That's why there's a hole in the firewall. The guy's an idiot with computers."- Primeval: New World

"The military doesn't give latitude, it gives orders- something you have a habit of disobeying."- Primeval: New World

"He uses the word 'striking' to describe her, three times."

"Are you jealous?"- Primeval: New World

"She's the one that got us into bed with these people in the first place."

"Okay, just making sure we're fighting the same enemy."- Primeval: New World

Why is it Zane's always being led away in handcuffs?- About Primeval: New World

"SUcking me back into a mess? No point to apologize if you're gonna keep doing it."- Primeval: New World

You checked the file even though you memorized it, just so I'll relax and lower my defenses."- Primeval: New World

And here I wasn't even aware we had a relationship."- Primeval: New World

You don't seem to need permission from anybody.- Primeval: New World

"Really? Well, I wish I could comply, but all that stuff's gone. Here, let me help."- Primeval: New World

The only better lure than food is sex.- Primeval: New World

Her hands were starting to fuse to the keyboard.

I thought she lived here.

She would if I let her.- Primeval: New World

You always change the topic when you're uncomfortable with the conversation.- Primeval: New World

Good, it happens so often, you've got a term for it.- Primeval: New World

Big and pissed off.

That definately narrows it down.- Primeval: New world

I can't tell where clawmarks end and bite marks begin.- Primeval: New World

If it eats fast food instead of fast food employees, I'll take it.- Primeval: New world

That sounds like sarcasm.- Primeval: New World

I wouldn't bet against it.- Primeval: New World

Gotta love the military's idea of covert.- Primeval: New World

You've snuck into arenas before?

There may have been beer involved.- Primeval: New World

How did you know that would work?

Because I saw the look on your face when I suggested hiding in there.

I never made a face.

Don't take it personally. All men are trained at an early age that entering a ladie's room is bad. It's a learned behavior.

Well, I prefer to think of it as polite.- Primeval: New World

So this is kind of... illegal then.- Primeval: New World

Which is why I need your cell phone.

Will I get it back?

Of course.

In one piece?

I'll buy you a new one.- Primeval: New World

Now lets put your phone to use.- Primeval: New World

What's going on with you?

This. Because the more people know about these creatures, the more people end up dead. And I can't figure out how to stop it.- Primeval: New World

It's Leeds, this is his fault. If Leggy were at home, in his own time, he could eat whatever he wanted, and we'd just think of him as a dinosaur. Because he's here with us, in the wrong place, that makes him a killer. All because Ken Leeds wanted a trophy to show his boss. That man we found, anyone else that gets hurt, that's on his hands.- Primeval: New World

Let's prove him wrong.

Love to.- Primeval: New World

I can never tell if you're extremely stupid or extremely smart.- Primeval: New World

No, not the taser. Not in that state. It's to cruel.- Primeval: New World

Cheesepuffs? Seriously?- Primeval: New World

Food is powerful lure. Hardwired.- Primeval: New World

What if he does something unpredictable? Like kills us?

You won't have to worry about target practice.- Primeval: New World

I recognize him as danger.- Primeval: New World

Who's side are you on?- Primeval: New World

It might just be the way the human eye percieves it, but it is beautiful.- Primeval: New World

Why would he do that?

I don't know. Curiosity? Arrogance? Complete stupidity? All of the above?- Primeval: New World

Then do me a favor and visit me from time to time. It must lonely down there in the freezer.- Primeval: New World

Somethin's buggin' you.

Is that where I'm headed? Am I the next crazy eyes living alone in a mansion somewhere? - Primeval: New World

YOU couldn't keep your eyes off it. I thought you'd kept your phone from the '90s or something.

I always make a good first impression.- Primeval: New World

You have a fell for these things that I don't have. NOt sure if I'll ver have it. - Primeval: New World

That's when i got it, you know? It isn't theri fault, right? Thye're just being who they are. We're the problem. We're the ones who want everything to be human. Now we've covered the whole damn world in razor wire, so where are the animals supposd to go? - Primeval: New world

This has gotta be killing you. You must be desperate for someone to talk to who can actually understand."

"No. Not really."

Evan, problems like this isn't power. it's isolation. - Primeval: New World

The only thing I'm trying to do is keep every single thing where it belongs.- Primeval: New World

YOU and I working together, there's very little we can't solve.- Primeval: New World

Feynman's postulate of branching timelines.

Doin' this without her just feels weird."- Primeval: New World

Everyone around here seems to think you're pretty clever.- Primeval: New World

They're not all vicious killers. This one doesn't mean any harm. It's just... out of place is all.- Primeval: New World

If you're that brilliant- if you're that much of a genius, it would happen again and again."- Primeval: New World

Or maybe things just didn't go as expected.- Primeval: New World

He saved your life. And he was ready to die to do it.- Primeval: new World

Just as long as it doesn't spew magic mushrooms all over me, I'm good."- Primeval: New World

Why is it some people feel they need ten thousand square feet of personal space?- Primeval: New World

You are you.

No. I"m Evan's me. The version he created when he pulled me out of that life and brought me here.- Primeval New World

Or maybe things just didn't go as expected.- primeval: New World

A lot of tech guys live in this area. We're not teh most sociable bunch to begin with.- Primeval: New World

Affection really doens't work for us, does it?

I love on the inside.- Primeval: New World

Maybe they're on vacation.

When do we ever get that lucky?- Primeval: New World

"I shoulda known, things were going to well."

"This isn't Evan. Whatever he's doing makes sense in his head. He needs to finish it. We're gonna get through to him, we just need to play along."- Primeval: New World

"You can't do this. People will die. You will die."- Primeval: New World

"You have to stop. That's the only way to save me."

"That thing killed you. I watched it kill you. I couldn't stop it."

"I know. No one could have. You don't have to spend the rest of your life making up for something that wasn't your fault. You can let me go."

"I don't want to let you go. The only thing I want is to be with you again."

"Just... give me your hand, please. I love you."

"I will always love you."- Primeval: New World

"He thought I was Brooke. At least he got to say goodbye."

"Don't walk away like this."

"It's okay. Tell him I'm not angry. And I'm not staying." - Primeval: New World

"Lotta ghosts in here."

"It won't have any lasting ill affects. Except for screwing up my life and ruining all my friendships."

"This is what happens when you don't put everything from the anomalies back where they came from. The whole world can change. I thought it was a miracle, you know that? I went to England, lookin' for the family of the guy who saved my life, all I knew was his name. Mac Rendell. And when I knocked on the door, he answered. But he was a nineteen-year-old delinquent, not a soldier."

"Why didn't you tell him the truth right then?"

"That he was a time traveler, and I had his future self's body stashed in my freezer back home? That woulda been a hit. He saved my life. I just wanted to return the favor. I didn't think it would end up like this. I don't blame him for walkin' out. I really screwed this up."

"You know I... I never wanted to be here. I just wanted my old life back, doin' what I do best."

"Oh I know."

"And then you know what happened? I changed my mind. I made a choice, and I'm not lookin' back. You're not in this alone."- Primeval: New World

"You guys have a lot of things together. You have a history."

"Yeah, it's called a friendship."

"Kind of seems like there's more to it."- Primeval: New World

"You kiddin' me? The women are doing all the work."

"As usual."

"Then your obviously pulling a different dinosaur through the woods. 'Cause I'm the only one pullin' this one."- Primeval: New World

"I've often wondered what would happen if certain ex-girlfirends of mine could see me now."- Primeval: New World

"God, I really wish we had a rifle right now."- Primeval: New World

"Wouldn't wanna be goin' up against you."- Primeval: New World

"I needed to clear the building."- Primeval: New World

"Are you okay to do this?"

"I need you two to stay here. Please."- Primeval: New World

"If you don't have my back on this, maybe you should just go."

"That's not what I meant. But you're playing on tilt, you need to tell me what's really happening here."- Primeval: New World

"I just wanted to solve some stupid puzzle. Brooke just wanted to go home. I didn't get to her in time. I couldn't stop it. And then they told me it didn't happen. The doctors told me it was just a coping mechanism to live with her death. But it was real. Even if no one believed it, it was real. This is the room where the anomaly was. No one but me has been in here in six years."

"How often do you come down here? Why do that to yourself? Why move in here at all?"

"What else was I supposed to do?"- Primeval: New World

"You're insane, you could have gotten us both killed."

"Listen, you're not thinking straight. Something happened to you."

"You're gonna try and tell me that I didn't see something I just saw!"- Primeval: New World

"Gets in his bloodstream, starts bringing out traumatic stress. You saw how amped up he was. Sweaty, dialated pupils. First I thought it was just the adrenaline. Now I think he got dosed."

"The question is, is he gonna be okay?"

"I wish I knew."- Primeval: New World

"He needs our help, before he hurts himself. Or someone else. This is the best way."

"You might just be seeing the world differently, that's all. So maybe you could just try... taking it easy, that's all."- Primeval: New World

"You don't wanna be turnin' against me right now. You need to just leave everything to me."- Primeval: New World

"Remember? He does the impossible for a living."- Primeval: New World

"We wanna help you."

"Then you need to believe me."- Primeval: New World

"Evan's not gonna trust me, but maybe you can get through to him."- Primeval: New World

"But how are there... two of you?"

"Ask Evan... All I know is that everything he ever told me, right from the beginning, was a lie.

"We're at work."

"Then I'll talk to the boss."

"Or somebody could walk in."

"If that's what you're worried about, just say the word and I'll institute emergency lockdown protocols. Nobody will be walking in."- Primeval: New World

"Tonight, let's go out for a real dinner, away from the office."- Primeval: New World

"You're not gonna win."

"Ah, but I could, if I was up against a parrot."- Primeval: New World

"You have to stop doing that!"

"Why, you afraid you'll get fired again?"

"They didn't fire me. I quit."

"That must have been satisfying."- Primeval: New World

"Technically, tranq guns aren't even covered by the firearms act, are they?"- Primeval: New World

"We need to trust each other if we're to acheive full operational cordination."- Primeval: New world

"This isn't quite the fantasy I imagined this moment to be."- About being sandwiched between two girls, Primeval: New World

"You see it?"

"If I could see it, I'd shoot it, wouldn't I?"- Primeval: New World

"We pay them for this?"

"Not very well, if it's any consolation."- Primeval: New World

"It ever occur to you that the dinosaurs back home might be glad this one left?"- Primeval: New World

"So we just let it go?"

"Maybe that's a good thing."- Primeval: New World

"So just to clarify, our plan is to let it find us, and hope it doesn't eat us before we get back to the anomaly?"

"That's the dark way of framin' it, but yeah."- Primeval: New World

"She's tough on you. I like it."

"THe other night, she asked me if there's something I'd regret leaving undone if I'd died in that warehouse-"

"Yeah, what'd you say?"

"Guys, could you please have this conversation back at the office over a bottle of merlot?"- Primeval: New World

"You have two options. Agony or more agony."

"Just do it."

"'Kay. On the count of five. You ready?"

"Bastard."

"It's not my first time either."- About putting a dislocated shoulder back into place, Primeval: New World

"I'm not keeping anyone a secret, okay?"- Primeval: New World

"Come on, Cross, you can do better than that."- Primeval: New World

"I can't fire my rifle, you keep it. Give me the taser."- Primeval: New World

"This is what I loved about you. You always had a new adventure planned for us."- Primeval: New World

"You were just crazy enough to give it a try."

"I wasn't crazy."- Primeval: New World

"Now we're just pissin' it off."

"It's not data. It's miraculous."

"It is."- Primeval: New World

"I wouldn't have asked you if I didn't need you here."- Primeval: New World

"He's not bad. For a guy."

"He's kinda like the brother that I never wanted."- Primeval: New World

"No! No service."

"There is a god."- Primeval: New World

"This is crazy, why don't you just stay in the car, let us handle this."

"Really? Do you really see that happening?"

"You don't have to do this to prove anything to me."

"I thought you knew me better than that."

"I did too. To tell you the truth, I don't get this. This- this isn't you. What is this really about?"

"I came because I am tired of trying to pull you back to the office all the time. If this is what you do now, then I want to understand it."- Primeval: New World

"He was unarmed. We're not."- Primeval: New World

"You didn't tase me the first thousand times I acted crazy."

"That's because the makeup sex was too good."- Primeval: New World

"Big shiny hole in the universe. Spits out dinosaurs."- Primeval: New World

"Let's hope they don't figure out how to work our guns."- Primeval: New World

"No offense, but Evan's not really big on answering to anyone but himself."- Primeval: New World

"You're right. I do manage Evan."- Primeval: New World

"What he wants is this madness."- Primeval: New World

"They don't like the noise. At least until they read the manual and figure out it can't actually hurt them."- Primeval: New World

"You used to be a Fatal Babe. Yeah, I know. You can't scrub the whole internet, Toby. And you should know by now, you can be whoever you want to be. Doesn't matter to me."- Primeval: New World

"It's a Canadian thing."- Primeval: New World

"This is our territory."- Primeval: New World

"I let him down."

"You're human."

"Opinions differ."-Primeval: New World

"I never promised you easy."- Primeval: New World

"You really are staying?"

"That's the idea."- Primeval: New World

"We're still the same people we were yesterday. Potstickers, prototypes, and me busting you ass about that weird leather blazer you wore to commencement. Still me."

"I know. Well, it's different too."

"That's okay, isn't it?"- Primeval: New World

"Sorry, I have to go, but we'll talk about this later. Okay?"- Primeval: New World

"We were lucky. Doesn't always work out so well. If there'se something you want to do, do it. Not everything waits for tomorrow."- Primeval: New World

"Think he'll ever get over her? Brooke."

"I don't know."

"How can you, really?"- Primeval: New World

"So here's the thing. I don't actually want you to leave."

"I need a change."

"I get that."- Primeval: New World

"Looks like the quill from a porcupine on steroids."- Primeval: New World

"That was a little too close."

"I'm gonna have to agree with you on that one."- Primeval: New World

"Wormholes are from outer space. Anomalies are through time."

"Technically, they intersect different time periods. Magnetic anomalies are what we look for to find them."

"She still talks like that?"

"I guess it's not something you outgrow. But I think it's adorable."- Primeval: New World

"It may look right, but it doesn't feel right. Not anymore."- Primeval: New World

"And countdown to ass-chewing will begin in three... two..."- Primeval: New World

"Do you ever just get used to this... thinking you're gonna die any minute?"- Primeval: New World

"And you're not even qualified to have a conversation with me about that."- Primeval: New World

"You two have a serious alphadog problem."- Primeval: New World

"You do exactly the opposite of everything your boss tells you to do?"- Primeval: New World

"I don't want this to sound insulting."- Primeval: New World.

"It doesn't haunt me. How can it not haunt you?"- Primeval: New World

"I can't believe I'm talking to a dinosaur."- Primeval: New World

And here I thought this whole genius millionarie thing was just compensation for being the last one picked in gym class.- Primeval: New World

It's my zone, baby. I get all my best ideas after hours.- Primeval New World

"Dinosaur hunting doesn't exactly go that well with having a life."- Primeval: New World

"It's not the schedule, it's the secret. Can't share your life with someone if you can't share your life with them."- Primeval: New World

"That kinda limits our options. We've got each other."

"And everyone else is outside the circle."- Primeval: New World

Personally, I would like to have a life.- Primeval: New World

"Wish I could read humans the way you read animals."- Primeval: New World

"Asking her to stay would be a jerk move."

"Unless you mean it."- Primeval: New World

Who's gonna keep me company?

So this is how we play it now? I almost die trying to save you from a giant bug and you pretend nothing happened?- Primeval: New World

Evan doesn't want you involved. It's too dangerous.- Primeval: New World

"They're here to kill us. Does it really matter how?"- Primeval: New World

"Well done."

"Well, it helps that you only bring stuff I like."- Primeval New World about food

"Potstickers tend to mean bad news. Wantons, those babies mean good news."- Primeval: New World

"It's not the first lie I've told for you over the years."- Primeval New World

"I know. I know. Yu always have my back, and I don't thank you enough."- Primeval: New World

"How's your breaking and entering?"-Primeval: New World

"Where's my rifle?"

"Back at the office. No deadly force. That's the deal."- Primeval: New World

"If you can't play with those rules, you need to leave, right now."-Primeval: New World

"Evan likes to know how things work, so he can usually make them not work."

"And Mac likes getting into places he shouldn't be."-Primeval: New World

"Fried the harddrives?"

"Of course I fried the harddrives."-Primeval: New World

Who's gonna be up at this hour?

So I was wrong.- Primeval: New World

Not gonna give up on this are you?

That's why you love me.- Primeval: New World

Then I need to get a smaller gun.- Primeval: New World

She's lucky. She could be dead.

She's not the only one who could be dead.- Primeval: New World

What the hell are we supposed ot do with a tranqued up dinosaur in the middle of the night?- Primeval: New World

One snowball can cause one avalanche.- Primeval: New World

Did you just say a bug ate a snake?

Really? That's what you got out of that?- Primeval: New World

Evan. And we try not to drive company vehicles at the speed of sound. It annoys the neighbors.- Primeval: New World

I'm not needy. Wanty.- Primeval: New World

Good guy. Zero curiosity about anything.- Primeval: New World

Can't be very unique. Either it's unique or it's not. Right?

It's definately uniquer than your average unique.- Primeval: New World

I don't want him deciding to get curious. It's safer that way.

Safer or simpler?- Primeval: New World

Is it sad that I miss all of this? (about college)- Primeval: New World

We broke up over a cheerleader. Turns out we were both sleeping with the same one.- Primeval: New World

It's a hypothesis. Even if we prove it wrong, it's still information.- Primeval: New World

You can tell from that grainy overhead camera? You must be hell at the table.

You should try me sometime.

You're on.- Primeval: New World

And I'm going to thank you like you've never been thanked.- Primeval: New World

Last time I checked, you don't give work assignments. And Sam is pretty kick-ass. I'm sure she can handle herself.- Primeval: New World

Yeah, in theory.- Primeval: New World

Ange does the interviewing. When it comes time to let someone know they got the job, she always lets me make the call. So they'll be loyal to me. Bill was here for four years, Sam three.- Evan, Primeval: New World

When an animal kills, it's my job to put it down. The old rules don't apply.- Primeval: New World

This is on your head. I have a plan. To kill it.- Primeval: New World

There's a target painted on your back.- Primeval: New World

It will kill you before you even see it. You don't want that.- Primeval: New World

I know that once they kill, they have to be destroyed.- Primeval: New World

Even if they kill the people we love. Believe me, there's no one that wants to kill these things more than I do. But we can't.

That's a theory! You can't know what would happen! Unless there's something you're not telling me.- Primeval: New World

I'm not finding another body.- Evan, Primeval: New World

Come on Mac, show your skinny British ass.- Primeval: New World

I get a shot, I'm taking it.

Not if I'm around.- Primeval: New World

"She lost someone she was close to."- Primeval: New World

"You have a very complex relationship."

"Well, managing Evan is 90% of my job."- Primeval: New World

"This doesn't make us friends."- Primeval: New World

"It's Cantanese, because apparently it doesn't speak English."- Primeval: New World

"He was at the hazard station, right by the smoker."- Evan, Primeval: New World

"Seriously, you've never hot boxed? Smoked weed in the bathroom? Or a car? Or pretty much any enclosed space?"- Primeval: New World

"Maybe it says I've gotten used to it."- Primeval: New World

"She loves that anomaly. She's gonna marry it."

"Okay, how much of that stuff did he breathe in?"- Primeval, New World

"How could you not know we're out of fuel?"- Evan, Primeval: New World

"It tried to kill you and I lost my head."- Primeval: New World

"That comes under the heading, Accept the things you cannot change."- Primeval: New World

"Time travel is full of paradoxes. For all we know, this is how the human race got started."- Primeval: New World

"It's a good thing I deal with the impossible for a living then."- Primeval: New World

"I understand the physics of it, I just don't like being on fire."- Primeval: New World

"I can do this."

"Of course you can. But that doesn't mean you should."- Primeval: New World

"I work too much. I have no life. And the one thing that's come out of that, is that the people that I love the most, they're the ones that I work with."- Primeval: New World

"Are you kidding me?"

"How often do you get a chance like this?"

"You'd be surprised."- Primeval: New World

"Sound doesn't travel through anomelies."- Primeval: New World

"You cook?"

"Badly."- Primeval: New World

"Paintbrushes. We could varnish the thing to death."- Primeval: New World

"So someone's growing pot out here? Should I be shocked?"- Primeval: New World

"Did I just accidentally make you sound hot?"- Primeval: New World

"Success doesn't solve all your problems, it just creates a whole bunch of new ones."- Primeval: New World

"She's perfect for you. Completely insane."- Primeval: New World

"That's why I didn't want you to come out here all alone. I knew you'd get yourself in trouble and need my help."- Primeval: New World

"On the shock and awe scale, this is a... six."- Primeval: New World

"Does the word strategy mean anything to you?"- Primeval: New World

We're really gonna do this? Like we know what we're doing."- Primeval: New World

"Oh, I wasn't expecting that."- Primeval: New World

"The first thing you need to know about Evan Cross is that he is very, very, very smart. He is always ten moves ahead. So if you want to deal with him successfully, you're gonna need to be eleven moves ahead."- Primeval: New World

"Appearances can be decieving."

"I certainly hope so."- Primeval: New World

"Also, tell him he should refuse to do this because it's incredibly stupid."- Primeval: New World

"Oh great. Pillow talk."- Primeval: New World

"She means thank you."- Evan, Primeval: New World

"I can try to hack into the city plans."

"It's an open phone line, Toby, avoid the word hack."- Primeval: New World

"I'm probably gonna regret this."- Evan, Primeval: New World

"God, you're probably doing something really healthy right now, aren't you?"- Primeval: New World

"What are you doing here?"

"Hunting it."- Primeval: New World

"Legends are pretty accurate. Why not that part?"

"It's a Giant. Man-eating. Snake. It doesn't have a naughty or nice list."- Evan, Primeval: New World

"I've never seen a single episode of Star Trek so you can wipe that smirk off your voice."- Primeval: New World

"You bring a friend?"

"Not eight foot tall ones."- Evan Cross (Niall Matter), Primeval: New World

"Being on the other side- it was scary as all hell- but unbelievable. I'm finally starting to get some answers."- Evan, Primeval: New World

"It is better to laugh and cry than cry."- Jaycee Dugard

"We'd have to stop by the mental institution and have her committed."- Dr. Phil

"If it happens, it happens. If it doesn't, I'll still be happy."- Jaycee Dugard

"I wake up with new dreams every day."- Dolly Parton

"I see me. I don't see him."- Jaycee Dugard

"Can't steal our love for each other. You can't take that away."- Jaycee Dugard

"It's a completely different experience to me. This journey has been amazing."- Kelly

"This man taught someone who had no idea how to stand on her feet and talk at the same time."- Kelly about Val

"You were two people totally in tune, you're chemistry never shone brighter than tonight."- Bruno about Kelly and Val

"I hate to admit it, but I'm gonna miss dancing with that guy."- Shawn about dancing with Derek

"You're the no-stress express."- Len to Shawn

"She's been a little light in my life. A little spark. She's really inspiring me, alot. She's given me confidence in myself again."- Derek about dancing with Shawn

When a woman commits suicide, it is an act of violent rage against themselves.- Dr. Phil

You haven't lost your compassion, you've just lost your way.- Dr. Phil

"They tell me I should ask him to be Secretary of Explaining Stuff."- Obama about Clinton

It's killing you, but it's doing it softly.- Dr. Phil

"I'm supposed to introduce the President of the United States and then shut up."- NPR

"I get the connection with multiples. It's strong."- Dr Phil

"If you can't find me in my house, and you check my closet, that's where I am."- Jennifer Hudson

"I have my standards. She has none."- Len about Carrie Ann

That Clinton guy should run for president someday!- NPR

Hell, he even hired Hilary!- Clinton

"Are you mumbling to yourself again?"- Carrie Ann to Len

"The first thing I did was call you and then throw up."- Penn Jillette to Chris Matthews

"At my house, checkout time was eighteen."- Dr. Phil

Eureka Quotes:

Loveable little sister quality.- About Erica

Jo, being jo, will follow suit- about alientated

ANd so not happenating.- Jo

I"ve always been a puzzle guy.- Zane

I think Zane's wardrobe got really good. here's where it's just very much like him. he's startig to look like himself. kind of just looks like more of a man now.- about Zane's wardrobe in season 3

She's so unflappable. She's been doing thing for years. If she's not adapted to it by now, she never will be.- About Jo in season 3

she's not wearing any shoes, which means she lives there.- about being barefoot

you're smart enough to know you're missing something,- about zane

what first place?- Zane

I'm making this up as I go.- Jo

erica's hair's slighlty messed up, that means she's been working hard.- about messed up hair

this is the first reminder of the previous timeline. and that's what Zane used ot call her. he's theo nly person she allowed to call her Jojo.- about Jo's nickname

"It's in a cage, it's not happy, it's furry, it's my hand, it's lunch time."- Colin Ferguson, about touching a teddy bear in Total Blackout

"Do you know how many calories I've injested?"- Carter

"When did you stop liking candy canes?"

"When I had to grow up."- Dr. Drummer and Jo

"It's the time all you geeks fly your geek flags every year."- Jo

"I'm not dealing with that."- Jo

"Yes, it's... very menacing."- Jo about an ornament

"I just think we could all use a little more magic in our lives."- Allison

"Taggart is Santa."

"You just wrecked Christmas with two words."- Carter and Jo

"You got a heart of stone."

"Bah humbug, that's me."- Carter and Jo

"Maybe you need to spend less time with smart mice and more time with smart women."- Jo to Taggart, HOUSE R.U.L.E.S, Eureka

"I've eaten snowcones tougher than you."- Carter

"Or maybe it's to get you to take a breath. To stop overanalyze anything."- Fargo to Henry

"I guess I don't have to ask if we're there yet."- Jo

"Where's the confidence?"- Carl the Car

"You're not the only one with Christmas plans."- Dr. Drummer

"So this is your fault? Awesome!"- Carter to Allison

"Don't suppose you have a snowblower? Or rock salt in there?"- Jo to Andy

"You should be proud. Being like everyone else, it ain't what it's cracked up to be. People spend their entire lives trying to stand out from the pack. You're lucky if you ask me."- Rudy

"Please, we've been through crazier stuff than this."- Fargo

"Mom's gonna kill me."- Kevin

"Are you looking up my dress?"

"No."- Jo, Carter and Andy

"Aw, you miss them."

"No I don't. It's embarrassing."- Jo

"No. I don't have family in town. Okay?"

"That's not true. How many invitations did you turn down."- Jo and Taggart

"It's okay to be a princess, every once upon a time."- Taggart

"That a new look for you."

"Shut up."- Carter and Jo

"I love me some Cafe Diem."- Fargo

"Show some respect or they'll peck your eyes out."- Jo

"I let my team have the night off."- Jo

"I like it like this. It's the only time it's calm at GD. When will I learn?"- Jo, about phone ringing

"This gonna end anytime soon?"

"No."- Dr. Plotkin and Jo about Jo twisting his arm, One Giant Leap, Eureka

"You understand why I did it, don't you, Jo? It's hard not having someone of your own."- SARAH

"You're gonna have to explain the engagment ring some time."- Fargo

"He should be here rubbing our noses in this. He lives to watch us screw up."- Jo

"I'm feeling as if I don't know if I love him."- SARAH

"If two machines can't make it work, there's no hope for the rest of us."- Jo

"They're trying to kill us."- Zane.

"I'm making it up as I go."- Jo

"If you loved someone, wouldn't you want to know?"- Zane

"Like I haven't had enough of you robots this morning."- Jo

"Call me old-fashoined, but I prefer to eat my food, not drink it."- Grant

"The bullet was huge and only centimeters from her heart."- Allison

"Talk about a bad attitude. Five minutes with him and I thought I was gonna tase him. Didn't. Wanted to."- Jo, All the Rage

"Um, Taggart, you're a bear."- Jo

"You're okay with this?"- Jo

"Who are you?"

"Come home with me, I"ll show you."- Jo and Zane, A New World

"I don't think he deserves you, but you can't be sure unless he's around the find out."- Fargo, The Story of O2

"He's the only one that can really handle Jo."- About Zane

"People use labels to make their life easier. You define who you are. You have to break people's expectations."- Carter

"It wasn't in the cards. Life looks different to me now."- Lexie

"Children definately change things... but definately for the better."- Allison

"It's normal and generally safe, although neither of those words seem to apply around here."- Tess

"Bite me, Kermit."- Bismark, Eureka

"Trust me, you're not so intimidating."- Tess

"I always kind of new I was gonna die young. And being stuck in space with you wasn't what I pictured."- Zane to Fargo, Liftoff

"What happened to Mr. Optimistic?"- Zane

"If we're not, there's something you should know about Jo... and the other you."- Fargo

"Not the word I'd choose but thanks."- Zane

"So Fargo, you and Zane had some quality boy time up there."- Jo

"Parents only make us miserable because they care."- Zoe, Bad to the Drone

"Ignore him Taggart, your truck is special."- Jo, One Giant Leap, Eureka

"So we shut them off one at a time."

"Come on it'll be like old times. We'll do it together."

"You hate jobs like that. Have you met you?"- Jo and Carter about rods, One Giant Leap, Eureka

"Right on, sister."

"Don't call me sister."- Dr. Plotkin and Jo, One Giant Leap, Eureka

"This is the last one, right?"

"You hate this stuff."- Carter and Jo, One Giant Leap, Eureka

"You haven't had a lot of luck in that area."- Jo, One Giant Leap, Eureka

"I feel like there's something else for me, I just have to find it."- Jo, One Giant Leap, Eureka

"Dr. Plotkin stuck his rods in some... odd places. "

"What are you twelve?"

"You're twelve."

"You're twelve."- Jo and Carter, One Giant Leap, Eureka

"Just the way Poppa used to make them."- Jo, One Giant Leap, Eureka

"Blackholes in Eureka bad."- Allison, One Giant Leap, Eureka

"First my PDA has a camera, and now black holes are popping up all over Eureka. People need to know these things!"- Carter, One Giant Leap, Eureka

"Dealing with the usual stuff."- Jo, One Giant Leap, Eureka

"I'll miss you, Jo."

"I'm sure that's what you tell your alternate timeline hookups."

"No. You were never a hookup."

"I gotta go. Be safe up there."

"Take care, Jojo."- Zane and Jo, One Giant Leap, Eureka

"Shouldn't the little black dots be blinking out of existance right about now?"- Jo, One Giant Leap, Eureka

"Penning trap."- Jo, One Giant Leap, Eureka

"I may need help with the move if I say yes."- Allison, One Giant Leap, Eureka

"Big black hole!"- Carter, One Giant Leap, Eureka

"Nice work, partner."

"Next one's all yours."- Jo and Carter, One Giant Leap, Eureka

"One giant leap for Fargo."- Zane, One Giant Leap, Eureka

"Have you spoken to Jo?"

"No."

"You probbly should."- Allison and Carter, One Giant Leap, Eureka

"I'm having way too much fun supporting your rebellious side."- Zane to Fargo, Worst Case Scenario

"Zane, can I use you?"

"If I had a nickel- never mind."- Allison and Zane, One Giant Leap, Eureka

"Look what you've done as director of GD."- Jo, One Giant Leap, Eureka

"Can you even remember the last time you pushed the wrong button?"- Jo, One Giant Leap, Eureka

"Try to be professional."- Jo to Carter, One Giant Leap, Eureka

"Life's never dull, is it?"

"Not even for a moment."- Carter and Allison, One Giant Leap, Eureka

"I think it's time I found my own place."- Jo, One Giant Leap, Eureka

"Or just read the label."

"There's that."- Carter and Jo, One Giant Leap, Eureka

"Rods. Plural. You mean there are more of those things?"- Jo, One Giant Leap, Eureka

"Do you two even talk?"- Jo to Carter and Zoe, Duck Duck Goose

"Whatever happened in there left scars."- Henry, Worst Case Scenario

"We really broke the matrix."- Carter, Force Quit, Eureka

"You're about an hour out."

"Not the way I fly."- Henry and Jo, Force Quit, Eureka

"They're my team, and my trust doesn't come easy."- Jo, Force Quit, Eureka

"You wrote a book? This timeline gets weirder and weirder."- Carter, Glimpse

"You can kill each other later."- Carter to Jo and Zane, Glimpse

"I think we have all realized that our future is not set in stone."- Allison, Glimpse

"Sometimes you just have to face your fear, right?"- Holly, Glimpse

"I let go of that dream a long time ago."- Allison, Glimpse

"Another time maybe?"

"That's the point. This is another time."- Allison and Henry, Glimpse

"I don't get it. Why would you drop out? We worked so hard for this."

"We all did. You really earned it, Zane."

"You really don't get to tell me. We did this together. We should be going together."

"Space isn't my dream. Not like it is for the rest of you. To me it was.. just another challenge. If you're gonna travel a billion miles for something, it's got to mean more than that." -Zane and Jo, This One Time at Space Camp...

"At some point we're gonna stop calling it a rod, right?"- Jo, This One Time at Space Camp...

"Why's he talking like you?"

"Long story."- Vincent and Carter, This One Time at Space Camp...

"What? I've been studying."- Jo, This One Time at Space Camp...

"Because Senator Wen is sadistic."- Zane, This One Time at Space Camp...

"Hey kids. More vinspresso?"

"Yes!"

"On second thought, I'm cutting you off."- Vincent, Jo and Zane, This One Time at Space Camp...

"Me in a room, talking. Oh, this can't end well. I am not exactly a sharer."

"Well, I wouldn't say that. You... "- Jo and Zane, This One Time at Space Camp...

"There wasn't a lot of inspiration out there. So I looked for it elsewhere."- Zane, This One Time at Space Camp...

"My dad wasn't what you'd call, reliable. So I learned to rely on myself."- Zane, This One Time at Space Camp...

"Then cut me. If I haven't proved myself by now, I never will. But I"m done jumping through hoops."- Zane, This One Time at Space Camp...

"Now I'm really stressed. And kind of homicidal."- Fargo, This One Time at Space Camp...

"You're kidding me. I threatened those guys with triple tire drills if they didn't recommend you."- Jo, Of Mites and Men

"You're stuck." - Zane to Holly about getting stuck, Of Mites and Men

"Why did I have to make these things so damn indestructable?"

"Because you don't do things half-assed. Even when you're being a complete ass."- Zane and Jo, Of Mites and Men

"You people have the attention span of toddlers."- Parrish, Of Mites and Men

"Jo Lupo, quitter. Never thought I'd see that coming."- Zane, Of Mites and Men

"Quick. Quick like a bandage... it'll hurt less."- Jo, Of Mites and Men

"Payback's a bitch."- Jo, Omega Girls

"Okay, now go get that bitch."- Zoe, Omega Girls

"Get me out of here. Allison has gone bug nuts."- Jo, Omega Girls

"God, I hate irony!"- Jo, Omega Girls

"Really should have put a bathroom in here."- Jo about her holding cell, Omega Girls

"And you're a lousy therapist."- Zoe, Omega Girls

"Shot with my own pulse gun, locked in my own cell. This is so not right."- Jo, Omega Girls

"I couldn't... Needles just... freak me out."- Jo, Omega Girls

"Time is a tricky thing."- Jo, Omega Girls

"You can't force it, you just have to give it time."- Henry, Omega Girls

"Honestly, waking up married next a stranger is my worst nightmare."- Zane, Omega Girls

"You're a little too good at this, I think."- Henry, Omega Girls

"What have you done now?"

"Nothing."- Jack and Zane, Omega Girls

"I can take Zane. I won't kill him. I promise."- Jo, Reprise

"They're both idiots."- Jo, Reprise

"You burned down my house. We are way past talking."- Jo, Reprise

"Just give me one reason why I shouldn't shoot you."- Jo, Reprise

"No we don't. We don't exist. Not in this or any timeline."- Jo, Reprise

"You've seen me naked. It's only fair."- Zane, Reprise

"It's the age old story, boy meets house. Boy loses house."- Andy, Liftoff

"Are you high?"- Zane to Fargo, Liftoff, Eureka

"I'm making it up as I go."- Jo, Liftoff, Eureka

"He should be here right now. He lives to watch us screw up."- Jo about Zane, Liftoff, Eurkea

"I'm feeling as if I'm don't know if I love him."- Sarah, Liftoff, Eureka

"If two machines can't make it work, there's no help for the rest of us."- Jo, Liftoff, Eureka

"You can't have cold feet. You don't even have feet."- Carter, Liftoff, Eureka

"I'm really hoping he'll be transferred to the North Pole or shot into outer space."- Jo about Zane, Liftoff, Eureka

"There are certain things in the universe that can't be changed."- Grant, I'll Be Seeing You, Eureka

"I already said I was sorry how many times?"- Grant, I'll Be Seeing You, Eureka

"What is it with you guys and theoretically."- Jo, I'll Be Seeing You, Eureka

"I know what this is... and... Yeah. Jo."- Jack, I'll Be Seeing You, Eureka

"Don't deny it, I will tase you."- Jo, I'll Be Seeing You, Eureka

"Hey Lupo, when this is all over, we're gonna talk about that ring."- Zane, I'll Be Seeing You, Eureka

"And not just with you, Lupo, but your crazy can wait."- Zane, I'll Be Seeing You, Eureka

"Well, it's hard to kill somebody when you're being driven into each others' arms."- Eureka

"I kind of like it."- Jo about Fargo being bossier, I'll Be Seeing You, Eureka

"I'm gonna be sick... Her new guy is my old guy."- Jo about Zane and Zoe, Stoned, Eureka

"Apprarently he and Zoe are friendly."- Jack, Stoned, Eureka

"I"m here. I've gotcha back."- Jack to Zoe, Stoned, Eureka

"He's a trainwreck, just ask Jo."- Jack about Zane, Stoned, Eureka

"It's hard to win a girl when you're competing against yourself."- Jack, Stoned, Eureka

"Seriously, who claims eleven dependents?"- Zane, Stoned, Eureka

"Sonic protocols. This just gets curiouser and curiouser."- Zane, Stoned, Eureka

"And oh my god, I need my own space."- Jo, Stoned, Eureka

"Your house is getting more action than both of us."- Jo, Stoned, Eureka

"Well, why don't you come watch me kick his smart ass off my property."- Jo, Stoned, Eureka

"This doesn't happen by magic, my friend."- Jo to Carter about facials, Stoned, Eureka

""- Jo, E=MC...?, Eureka

""- Jo, E=MC...?, Eureka

""- Jo, E=MC...?, Eureka

""- Jo, E=MC...?, Eureka

"People use labels to make tehir lives easier. You have to define who you are. Break expectations."- Jo, E=MC...?, Eureka

"My mistake. I may have told him how to hack the lock."- Jo about Zane, E=MC...?, Eureka

"I called your mother."- Carter, E=MC...?, Eureka

"You called my mother?"- Zane, E=MC...?, Eureka

"The best ones are always wild, like a portini mushroom."- Sam Lovejoy, E=MC...?, Eureka

"It's about the people. Wherever they go, they are our legacy."- Henry, Just Another Day, Eureka

"You guys are smart, but the sheriff is the strong force. He holds it all together."- Holly, Just Another Day, Eureka

"You pull this off, you can write your own ticket."-Jo to Zane, Just Another Day, Eureka

"What did you do? What did you do?"

"Nothing! Nothing!"-Jack and Zane, Just Another Day, Eureka

"Where is the rest of him?"-Jo about Andy, Just Another Day, Eureka

"Not what I mean by talking to her."

"It's not my fault she talks back!"- Carter and Zane, Just Another Day, Eureka

"When it comes to disgruntled employees, you're at the top of the list."- Jo to Parrish, Just Another Day, Eureka

"Oh, that's disturbing."-Jo about Andy wormholing, Just Another Day, Eureka

"It's like herding cats."- Jo, Just Another Day, Eureka

"I gotta kick my ass."- Jack about Virtual Jack, Double Take, Eureka

"Speak for yourself. He made me run."- Virtual Jo to Virtual Henry, Double Take, Eureka

"I just hate myself some times."- Jack, Double Take, Eureka

"Naill's distress makes you care for Erica."- Colin Fergueson, Your Face or Mine

"I can't believe it didn't work."

"Seriously dude, you're an asshat."- Parrish and Zane, Double Take, Eureka

"Damn Parrish, that's probably the nicest thing you've ever said to... anyone."- Zane to Parrish, Double Take, Eureka

"Sweet. Can we keep him, please?"

"Kevin, he's an evil twin, not a puppy."- Kevin and Allison, Double Take, Eureka

"I taste like chicken."- Parrish, Double Take, Eureka

"The real you wouldn't trust me."- Zane to Parrish, Double Take, Eureka

"Do you want to be in his custody or mine?"- Jo to Zane, Double Take, Eureka

"It's like Zane's dream come true."- Jo about Zane and the mirrors, Mirror Mirror, Eureka

"You think you're dating a moron."- Zane to Jo, Mirror Mirror, Eureka

"See, I like how you see me, and I like how you respect me, not just in the morning type of respect."- Jo to Zane, Mirror Mirror, Eureka

"You're a straight arrow. That's what I love and kinda hate about you. I'm not gonna get your hands dirt, Jo."- Zane to Jo, Mirror Mirror, Eureka

"Zane, I need you."

"Right here in the hall? You naughty little minx, you."

- Jo and Zane, Mirror Mirror, Eureka

"Why are you so pessimistic?... I think I'm gonna go with goo."

- Jo to Carter, Mirror Mirror, Eureka

"It might be impossible for you to believe, but I actually trust you."

- Jo to Zane, Smarter Carter, Eureka

"How much paperwork does it take to bring someone back to life?"

-Zane, Mirror Mirror, Eureka

"And what Fargo is going through for Holly and what Henry is going through with Grace,"

- Allison to Carter, The Honeymooners, Eureka

"So you are officially joining the mad scientist quarry."

- Jo to Zane and Henry, Smarter Carter, Eureka

"I'm sure your butt looks pretty good too."- Jo to Zane, In Too Deep, Eureka

"Stop acting like a twelve-year-old and man up." - Jo to Zane, In Too Deep, Eureka

"Like a green popsicle on a sunny day."- Jo about Big Ed melting, It's Not Easy Being Green, Eureka

"If you want me to be honest, don't ask questions you don't want the answers too." - Zane, Ex-Machina, Eureka

"Jo put the two of us on mutual full disclosure."- Zane, Ex-Machina, Eureka

"How the hell did they do this before GPS?" - Zane, Worst Case Senario, Eureka

"Your friends clearly have your trust. I just hope they all deserve it." - Shaw, Ex-Machina, Eureka

"I hate asking Zane for favors."- Jo, Worst-Case Senario, Eureka

"Honest with me. With. Me." - Jo to Zane, Ex-Machina, Eureka

"If I lost you-"

"You'd swear off other women for eternity." - Zane and Jo, Ex-Machina, Eureka

"And those little frown lines you get between your eyes when your mad is really cute." -Zane, Ex-Machina, Eureka

"I'm barely on friendly terms with that one." - Jo to Shaw, Ex-Machina, Eureka

"If you and I are going to work, you have to be honest with me. And not just when you feel like it, all the time."- Jo, Ex-Machina, Eureka

"Donovan? Donovan. Coincodence."- Claudia Donovan, Crossover, Eureka

"Jo? Douglas said you were a major babe who could kick major ass."- Claudia Donovan, Crossover, Eureka

"This isn't gonna end well, is it."- Carter, Crossover, Eureka

"You're so intelligent and intuitive. People don't give you enough credit."- Hallucination Zane to Jo, The Ex-Files, Eureka

"How we were."- Jo about Hallucination Zane, The Ex-Files, Eureka

"We don't fit."- Jo to Zane, The Ex-Files, Eureka

"What are you doing with my grandmother's ring, Jo?"- Zane to Jo, The Ex-Files, Eureka

"He's just jealous of our love."- Hallucination Zane to Jo, The Ex-Files, Eureka

"Stop smiling, it's creepy."- Jo to hallucination Zane, The Ex-Files, Eureka

"Larry's rocket went boom. No home, no Zane, everything pretty much sucks."- Jo, The Story of O2, Eureka

"That's my house."- Jo to Larry about destroying her house, The Story of O2, Eureka

"Who you calling a goon?"- Jo to Parrish, All the Rage

"It's happening to me too, isn't it?" - Jo to Carter, All the Rage

"I"m trying not to throttle someone. Don't push me."- Jo to Fargo, All the Rage

"Parrish, put down the gun. Put the bean bags down now!"- Jo to Parrish, All the Rage

"Because you know how to do my job better than me. Just like always. " - Jo to Carter, All the Rage

"I was gonna go with disturbing, but okay. I'm Head of Security now... You're my boss. Also distrubing."- Jo to Fargo, All the Rage

"Zane's been assigned to the NLWP lab."

"Don't care."- Fargo and Jo, All The Rage

"You didn't get that from the posters?"- Jo to Fargo, All the Rage

"We never dated."- Jo to Fargo, A New World

"This reality blows."- Jo to Fargo, A New World

"Another day, another runaway robot."- Jack, A New World

"He's in your jail so much, he has his own pillow."- Tess, A New World

"You know what this means? I'm fat. I'm the fat deputy." Jo to Jack, A New World

"A robot deputy."- Jo about Andy, A New World

"No fiancee and no job. Good to be home."- Jo to Jack, A New World

"Ms Lupo wasn't too happy she didn't get the sheriff's position."- Andy, A New World

"Big woop tin man."- Jo to Andy, A New World

"I have no man and no job. That's enough change for one day."- Jo to Andy, A New World

"You want to hold Zane down while I beat the crap out of him or do you want to take turns?"- Tess to Jack, A New World

"You're looking at the head of GD Security."- Jo to Jack, A New World

"It's where Zane proposed and I didn't answer."- Jo to Jack, A New World

Haven:

"Sounds important."

"It is important. And overdue."

"Let's not do it over the phone."- Nathan and Audrey

"You're right, that t-shirt, that is pretty lame."- Audrey

"That's odd."

"Isn't all of this odd?"- Haven

"I couldn't have hurt her. I loved her."- Haven

"Haven's a special place. People can do things. Sometimes those things come at a cost."- Audrey

"They're not superpowers, they're curses."- Audrey

"You bonded with a dog, instead of me, which I found highly insulted."- Claire

"You're not a killer."

"You have no idea what I am."- Haven

"I gotta get better at goodbyes."- Audrey

"He can hear you. Everything you say. You can't give up on him. Maybe he can come back. We can hope that he will."- Audrey

"We'll figure this thing out. Together."- Nathan

"I know what you're not saying even when you're not not saying it."- Claire

"You're not gonna die on me, okay?"- Audrey

"The same Duke he was last week, the same Duke you've known your entire life."

"Exactly."- Audrey and Nathan

"No days off in Haven."- Nathan, Haven

"Seriously, can you stop? You're freaking me out."- Audrey about Nathan and babies, Haven

"It's very sweet how you still say making out."- Duke, Haven

It's making her uncomfortable.- About Audrey and babies in Haven

"Tickle sticks? Do you know that from your private collection?"- Audrey, Haven

"All you do is work, and it would be sad if you realized one day, you forgot to live your life. "- Duke, Haven

"It's my grand reopening party. Have a drink."

"I really can't- okay, just one."- Duke and Audrey, Haven

"Easy guys, we're on your side."- Audrey about the stuffed animals, Haven

"First question is, where's the bear?"

"No. First question is, who killed it?"- Nathan and Audrey, Haven

"I'm not troubled. I'm just me."- Haven

"Regression is weird. You never know what will trigger a memory."- Claire, Haven

"Does he know why you pushed him away?"- Claire, Haven

"This is one of those times where you need to say absolutely nothing."- Audrey to Nathan, Haven

"Okay, who are you and what have you done with my partner?"- Audrey, Haven

"Can you give her her baby back and turn into a cop again?"- Audrey, Haven

"Yeah, crimes scenes."

"They're real relaxing."

"They are to me."- Nathan and Audrey, Haven

"You're only one person, Audrey. You can't save everyone."

"But I have to try."- Claire and Audrey, Haven

"He just shows up, thinks he can do what he wants."- Nathan

"He didn't ask for what happened to him."- Audrey

"This isn't about you not trusting me. I think you're pissed because Audrey does."- Duke

"They say some people in a coma can hear."- Haven

"We don't call them Troubles for nothing."- Audrey

"I'm gonna kill him."- Nathan about Duke

"I'm so enjoying how unhappy he is."- Duke about Nathan

"The past is gone, all we have is now."- Audrey

"My family's legacy does not control me, and neither do you."- Duke

"Even a rumor of adultery can be enough."- Audrey, Haven

"Coincidences make me curious."- Audrey, Haven

"Not a big fan of killing for fun."- Nathan, Haven

"There are two different Havens. There's one right beneath the surface, and then there's one right beneath that."- Audrey, Haven

"Why does everything in this town have to such a huge secret?"- Audrey, Haven

"The secret to happiness with men? Blow your expections."- Duke, Haven

"Alas, I hate to see a beautiful woman suffer."- Duke, Haven

"She winked at you?

"There was winkage."- Nathan and Audrey, Haven

"I'm from Ohio."- Audrey, Haven

"Numb on the outside, sensitive on the inside."- Audrey, Haven

"He was a six-seven unibrow sling-shotty monster."- Audrey, Haven

"Hey, you're kinda smart."

"Kinda?"- Audrey and Nathan, Haven

"I don't like lobster. I really like pancakes."- Nathan, Haven

"You really need to work on your thank yous."- Duke, Haven

"When you've ruled everything else out, you have to accept what's left."- Audrey, Haven

"Why do the most awful horrible things happen in this god-forsaken town?"- Haven

"Says the whole room who's about to go Lord of the Flies on your ass."- Audrey, Haven

"Crying may not be tolerated."- Audrey, Haven

"If I'd lived over and over again, I'd pick someplace more exotic. Like Bali."- Haven

"Asked me to do something I said I would never do."- Duke

"No. That's just it. It was my decision."- Duke

"I don't worry about what Audrey thinks of me."- Duke

"Pain. Terrible, searing pain. One touch and you're doubled over on the floor and you're wishing you've never been born."- Haven

"You stay out of my business and I stay out of yours."- Haven

Normally, I'd prefer doing other enjoyable activities with a woman on her back.- Hook

Well, all the good she went through is going to Hell come January.- About Regina

I was exactly where I wanted to be.- Mr. Gold

I merely took advantage of what you are. The product of true love. Everything you've done, you've done yourself- Mr. Gold

By magic. Whatever that was,

You said you wanted to change? This is how. You want me to have faith in you? Have faith in me.- Henry

Love is weakness.

No, it's strength.- Cora and Emma

Yeah, isnt' that what a spellbook is? A book that has spells in it?- Emma

Without you I never would have become the person I am now.- Regina

Wouldn't it have been easier to reconcile before the curse was enacted?- Hook

Love is weakness. You are my weakness, because I love you. Your grip on my heart is just too strong.- Regina

Forgive me, but isn't he a bit of dead weight?- Hook

I'm a name on a piece of paper. I'm a pawn.- Emma

I may be a pirate, but I know one thing. Lake's have water.- Hook

Mercy seems a bit out of character.- Hook

How do you expect to kill someone when you can't even remember your name?- Cora

I guess it skipped a generation.- Emma

When you hold a heart, you control it. You have the power.- Regina

The time for making deals is done. Just as I'm done with you.- Hook

We're in another world, maybe something got lost in translation.- Emma

"I feel like giving you a great big hug."

"Fight it."- Reba

"Let the music talk to you and tell you what it wants to be."- Michael Jackson

Nothing is the same. Everything is different. Everyone is leaving and everyone is dieing.- Meredith, Grey's Anatomy

Hey, who is that? Point me.- Yang, Grey's Anatomy

You never really stop feeling the loss. It's what makes things so bittersweet. We leave little bits of our selves behind, little reminders, memories, photos, trinkets. Things to remember us by, even when we're gone.- Meredith, Grey's Anatomy

"Crazy just looks like sad before it sucks you back in."- Leonard, Big Bang Theory

"You just vomit whatever's in your head. You're a mental balimic."

"That's not what girlfriends are for. But you don't use them what they're for, so how should I know."- Penny, The Big Bang Theory

"If you're gonna invade someone's privacy, at least have the descency to read it outloud."- Riley, Baby Daddy

"Two people in perfect harmony with the music."- Len, DWTS

"Dance without emotion is just movement for movement's sake."- Carrie Ann, DWTS

"Put it back in your pocket or I'll find another place to put it."- Penny, Big Bang Theory

"If there's one thing I know about your grandparents, they always find each other."- Regina

"But we always lose each other too. Is that our fate?"- Snow

"You're not gonna argue with me?"

"Would it do any good?"- Emma and Snow

"Some drivers have good reflexes."- Oggie, Covert Affairs

"I love you and I won't do anything without you."- Quantum Leap

"Okay, so he's a little eccentric."- Kate, Perception

"Two earthquakes and I jumped from a beanstalk. I think my brain's still rattling around."- Emma

"Whatever story you think you know, is wrong."- Hook

"If I carried a cell phone the government could track me."

"I am the government."

"My point exactly."- Kate and Pierce, Perception

"what is reality? reality is a figment of your imagination. if what we perceive is often wrong, how can we ever know what's real and what isn't?"- perception

"Are you always trying to manage people and situations?"- Covert Affairs

"That purple heart means you are both very lucky and very unlucky."- Covert Affairs

"Fate is what happens to us. Destiny is what we make in spite of our fate."- Annie, Covert Affairs

"And then boom! Claudia smoothie."- Claudia, Warehouse 13

"Look for ways to realize your own potential."- Annie, Covert Affairs

"Onto the cutouts, not into the street."- Oggie, Covert Affairs

"Claudia finds out you borrowed her Prius C, she's gonna rake you over the coals."- Artie, Warehouse 13

"And then I realized that someone already shares my insane life."- Pete, Warehouse 13

"Ever since Claudia brought me back, we've been connected. Everytime I get hurt, she feels it."- Steve, Warehouse 13

"Compelled his friend to perform an ordinary feat."- Myka, Warehouse 13

"Only my romantic comedy would turn into a Stephen King movie."- Myka, Warehouse 13

"Not all wonder is endless, Claudia."- Mrs. Frederic, Warehouse 13

"Dr. Grey isn't mean. She's strong."- Grey's Anatomy

Pain is testemant to your life.- Gilles, Dancing with the Stars

You just want me to take my shirt off again, don't you?- Kate, Castle

"There's no way. Can't kill something that's already dead."- Regina, Once Upon A Time

"That's Jefferson's hat."

"Who's Jefferson?"- Emma and Regina, Once Upon A Time

"Sending it to a place that no longer exists, well that's banishing it to oblivion."- Regina, Once Upon A Time

"Even if I don't believe in his methods, I will keep his promises."- Mulan, Once Upon A Time

"Deny it all you want. I know love when I see it."- Aurora, Once Upon A Time

"You're not the only one who knows about sacrifice."- Aurora, Once Upon A Time

"Don't you see, that's exactly the reason I have to stay."- Belle, Once Upon A Time

They're grownups, they can't see anything that's right in front of them.- Wendy Darling, Once Upon a Time

I wanted to love you but I was too afraid. That you would never forgive me, because I never forgave myself. There hasn't been a day that's gone by that I don't regret having left you.- Neal

There's a reason it's called Neverland; because once you set foot in its soil, Shadow never lets you leave.- Wendy

I thought you were a man who wouldn't let anything stand in his way- Belle

Don't let him grow up like we did.- Neal to Emma about Henry

Despite our differences, we're family.- David

I don't think it's too late for anyone.- Snow

If this is your idea of good, I want no part of it.- Snow

The number one thing I excel at is surviving.- Hook

"The birth of an artifact."- Claudia, Warehouse 13

"Oh shut up."- Len to Bruno, Dancing with the Stars

"Isn't it nice to have Len angry on your side?"- Dancing with the Stars

"Screw it, I'm going back to hell.

"The 1980s want their foreign policy back."- President Obama

"You're my daughter. And I want to talk."- Mary-Margaret, Once Upon A Time

"It doesn't change the fact that for my entire life, I've been alone."- Emma, Once Upon A Time

Magic always comes with a price.

"You lied to me. You toy with words like you do people. I thought you'd changed."- Belle, Once Upon a Time

"Don't you think maybe later? With a glass of wine or several... bottles."- Emma, Once Upon A Time

"We're not from this world."

"Well you're in it now."- Once Upon A Time

"The one thing no one can escape. Destiny. And yours is particularly unpleasant."- Rumplestiltskin, Once Upon A Time

They're gonna kill her.

Great, let's watch.- Jiminy and the dwarf, Once Upon A Time

"Alice Liddell is loose."- Pete

"This has Alice written all over it."- Pete

"The mad Hatter is based on King george the Third's crown that caused his madness."- Claudia

"I get to the top of this thing, I'm naming it Mount Donovan."- Claudia

"Wait, did I already tell you about my phantom pains?"

"Yes."

"That's why you're being so soft and squishy today. Are you protecting me?"- Claudia and Steve

"I have ideas. Most of them are illegal."- Pete

"Ah, are you seeing anyone else?"

"No."

"Do you want to?"

"No."

"You have a girlfriend."- Claudia and Artie

"Don't be yourself."- Claudia

"This should be a fun interview."- Myka

"Married people don't... rumba that often."- WKRP

"What are you hiding?"- Claudia

"Who died and made you boss of me?"

"Uh... I did."- Claudia and Steve

"Nothing comes out unless something goes in."- Pete about Lewis Carroll's Mirror

"It was Alice Liddell. She's free. Again."- Myka

"We're all mad here."- Alice Liddell

"All Alice wanted was to be free of the warehouse."- Myka

"And now the little lunatic's free."-Pete

"Deep down, she's still a little girl. We need to think like a child."- Myka about Alice

"Showing vulnerability is sometimes more important that showing steps."- Louis, DWTS

"This is the true beauty of dance. It was beautiful."- Carrie Ann, DWTS

"Knock it off Wonderland, we know you're in there."- Pete

"That's exactly how I felt when I was trapped in Lewis Carroll's mirror."- Myka

"Alice in Wonderland is an actual acount of a homicidal manic."- Steve

"More likely the mirror got out first and then Alice."- Claudia

"Love to stay and play, but I have a very important date."- Alice, Warehouse 13

"Still think she's a little girl?"- Pete about Alice

"See what happens when you play with someone else's toys? People you love are made to suffer... Real suffering is knowing waht lies just beyond your grasp without being able to reach it."- Alice

"To hell with the bloody plan."- Alice as Claudia.

"I think you and Steve need to have a little conversation."- Myka

"No, you don't get to just quit on us."- Vanessa, Warehouse 13

"What? Ow! No. Ow!"- Claudia

"Ow ow ow!" Claudia, during being hugged by Steve

"How's the shoulder?"

"Still a little stabby."- Steve and Claudia

"Somebody order a soul-sucking hooka?"- Claudia

"But what I prefer to do is bronze the little lunatic."- Artie

"Glad you said that. Because I was going to jump up and down yelling 'Hey crazy Alice, over here.'"- Claudia

"Are you asking dating advice?"- Charming

"I didn't realize the power of true love."- Rumplestiltskin

"I feel a proposal coming on."- Rumplestiltskin

"You can smell her?"

"I guess it's cause of the wolf thing."- Charming and Ruby

"You don't get to decide what I do or how."- Belle

"The syrup goes on the pancakes- the round things- but I kind of like it when it gets on everything."- Ruby

"I am a coward. I have been my entire life."- Rumplestiltskin

"You don't know how hard it is to have Dad think you're so great at something."- Last Man Standing

"Magic is a crutch that I can't walk without."- Rumplestiltskin

"Magic comes with a price."- Once Upon A Time

"I have lost so much that I loved. I didn't want ot lose you again without you knowing everything."- RUmplestiltskin

"Sparkly dirt. Wonderful."- Captain Hook, Once Upon A Time

"Artie, this is a peppermint patti."- Vanessa

"I was trapped in that mirror for a rew hours. Imagina littlegirl trappedi n there for 100 years."-Myka

"Curious Alice found Dobson's handgun, and her mother had to take it away and the gun went off. She watched her mother die in front of the mirror that eventually became her prison."- Myka

"The creation of an artifact, is simply the meeting of an object, a person and a moment."- Mrs. Frederic, Warehouse 13

"I have to go kill him now."- Myka about Pete, Warehouse 13

"I was premed before I was prelaw before I ended up in the Secret Service."- Myka, Warehouse 13

"No, but I wanted to ride the Zamboni."- Pete, Warehouse 13

"Let's take a walk."

"That's what the Mafia says when you're about to get whacked."- Mrs. Frederic and Claudia, Warehouse 13

"You do know I'm on foot."- Steve, Warehouse 13

"Pay attention. Look beyond what you see."- Mrs. Frederic, Warehouse 13

"She's the observant one and I'm the one who eats all the time."- Pete about Myka, Warehouse 13

"You're gonna hit places where you hit a wall."- Kristie, DWTS

"It was amazing. You got lost in it."- Carrie Ann, DWTS

"Life is short. So you'd better get at it."- Grey's Anatomy

"It's like I'm not in control of myself."- Claudia, Warehouse 13

"You found your best friend, soulmate, true love. The rest of us are just running around like bunch of idiots looking for half of what you have."- Baby Daddy

"Someday you'll meet someone and they'll look right into your heart."

"You guys suck. You used my fans as bait." - Selena Gomez on meeting Shia LaBouf on Live!

"Sometimes bad guys are the only good guys you get."- Leverage

"If he starts going south, I'll tell him to cut it out. He idolizes me. He'll do what I say."- Derek, Grey's Anatomy

"And he's making inappropriate sexual comments to Brooks."- Grey's Anatomy

"This is exactly what I was afraid of."- Ruby

"When people fall under a sleeping curse, the soul travels to another world, between the living and the dead."- Rumplestiltskin

"Once you control the journey, fear will stop. And then you can come and go as you please."- Rumplestiltskin

"Sometimes when you talk, I feel like a male prostitute."- Avery, Grey's Anatomy

"Thanks to the curse, I haven't turned in twenty-eight years."- Ruby, Once Upon A Time

"Sometimes you wish people would see themselves the way you do."- sloan, Grey's Anatomy

"Love has been all too rare in your life, isn't it?"- Hook

"Sometimes you have to take risks."- Carrie Ann about Shawn's trio dance with Derek and Mark

"You were roundly booed by a room of people who are heavily trained in combat."- Tom

"You sucking hte life out of me like every freakin' man does."- Kirstie

"I hate paperwork... shoot 'em."- Vegas

"It's a lot easier to scare them than to jail 'em."- Vegas

"Like big cupid babysitters."- Tristan

"What was it like to be sandwitched between wisdom and youth?"

"Perfection."- Brooke and Kelly

"Trying to please two women. Tricky."- Kym Johnson, DWTS

"You have to believe that you will."- Derek, DWTS

"I'm not the one looking for answers to her empty life."- Cybill

"I'm going to achieve oneness with the universe and then you're gonna get it!"- Cybill

"How did you lose a big brown cow?"- Pitbulls and Parolees

"This is gonna bite me in the ass."- Castle

"I can tell something's wrong because she's not being as responsive."- Derek, DWTS

"You finish every single move and it drives me insane."- Carrie Ann, DWTS

"It's still okay. It's still attached, so we're good."- Shawn, DWTS

"That cow is staring you down. That is one angry side of beef right there."- Tom, DWTS

"Is there anything you can't do?"- Bruno to Shawn, DWTS

"Give me your coat."

"I don't think that's a good idea, Parker."

"Give me your coat."- Nathan and Audrey, Haven

"Just thought you'd like to know ther's a very large, naked man eating fish in a truck."- Duke, Haven

"You like cookies, don't you? You have no idea what happened t you, do you?"- Audrey, Haven

"Yeah, you guys got this."- Duke

"I'm a professional. Professionals wear suits to work."- Haven

"You know how I'm both you? Because you're not telling me everything. Again."- Audrey

"Without you I'm lost."- Regina

People don't just disappear, other people just stop looking for them- Sam, Supernatural, Dead in the Water

"When the kid's not breathing, he's listening very well."- Steve Harvey

"Can you hear yourself when you talk?"- Audrey, Haven

"You're on the front lines, I get them when they're done. We take on everyone else's crazy, we have no left for our own."- Haven

"Half the reason I want to solve this case is to piss him off."- Audrey, Haven

"There's no way I'm dieing to this."- Audrey about The Supremes, Haven

"Shame about the car."

"It's a rental."- Nathan and Audrey, Haven

"I don't do vacations."- Haven

"Emotion is our weakness."

"No, it's our strength."- Fringe

"Slow down a minute."

"I can't slow down."- Claire and Audrey

"I'm not hiding my identity, I just don't know it."- Haven

"You have a cop face. I sense a theory coming."- Haven

"Don't break anything and don't throw me across the room."- Claire to Duke

"I find most of what you say highly amusing."- Duke

" I can't wait to hear whoelse you've kissed."- Claire to Audrey

"A second question, there's a ball everyone knows about."- Haven

"And they fail because?"

"It's a big metal ball."- Haven

"It's a huge metal ball, who could resist that?"

"Exactly."- Nathan and Audrey, Haven

"He was swallowed by a crack in the ground."- Audrey, Haven

"Like a grain of sand on a beach."- Haven

"You probably got hung up yelling at kids to get off your lawn."- Claudia to Artie, Warehouse 13

"I did just of bring him back from the dead, so I kind of own him now."- Claudia about bringing Steve back from the Dead, Warehouse 13

"Okay, you're not just selfish, you're also blind."- Myka, Warehouse 13

"Duke, you're a genius."

"I know. Why?"- Duke and Audrey

"I don't even know how to begin to process that information."- Audrey

"I'm nice to everyone!"- Bernadette, The Big Bang Theory

"We should get a house."

"Whoa, slow down."- Arizona and Callie, Grey's Anatomy

"She has joy. I like joy. And happiness."- Callie, Grey's Anatomy

It's like your looking at her and she's not your wife.- Callie, Grey's Anatomy

"I do. But I'm not supposed to talk about it."- Claudia, Warehouse 13

"Guys, I hate it when you do that."- Audrey, Haven

"If I was her, I'd never let you go."- A Mother's Nightmare

"You don't know what I've done, what I've had to live with."- Duke, Haven

"Don't take this the wrong way, but how the hell did you get here?"- Emma

"It wasn't enough. Nothing will ever be enough."- Bernadette

"You know they're overrated. I get one every twenty-seven years. Except I lose my friends and memories."- Audrey, Haven

"Things are different now, you know?"- Audrey

"You're not gonna get it cause you dont' wanna get it."- Claire, Haven

"And those answers might shatter your world."- Claire, Haven

"Permission to save my brother?"

"Go. Save."- Claudia and Artie, Warehouse 13

"Wow. You said your family was competitive but jeez."- Pete, Warehouse 13

"You could never take me in a fight. Not when you were nine and not now."-Myka, Warehouse 13

"Tell them to name something after me. Not a mall."-Pete, Warehouse 13

"Sometimes this job can be so gross."- Pete, Warehouse 13

"Pete! Oh my God, did you explode?"-Myka, Warehouse 13

Why do you insist on befriending every stray wolf you come across?- Being Human

"Do not recoil Earthling, I come in peace."-Claudia Warehouse 13

"That this will fall apart, that this is destined to implode."- Kate, Castle

"We don't have the answers. We just have to live with the questions and find our way."- Castle

"It's a little freakier than I remember the story."- Emma, Once Upon A Time

"They all share the same look in their eyes. A look of when they've been left alone."- Hook

"No. I have never been in love."- Emma

"For someone who's never been in love, you're quite perceptive, aren't you?"- Hook

"Turns out I'm not that great at saying no."- August

"Try something new, darling, it's called trust."- Hook

"If God is a woman, I'm going to Hell."- Cybill

"That all depends on your definition of winning."- Snow

"You slept with him?"

"He looked at me with those big sad eyes."

"Sure, you had no choice."- Amy, Penny, Bernadette

"She's so cute when she tries."- Amy

Something's wrong.

"How do you know? Never mind, wolf thing."- Ruby and Emma

How could I blame the one I love most?

"Good, cause I have a gun, and you don't have a choice."- Kate, Castle

"You're here because... something Wharehouse-y happened, didn't it?"

"No- yes."-Claudia, Warehouse 13

"Not physically, but next Thanksgiving might be a little problematic."-Myka, Warehouse 13

"Upside of not being able to feel: I can do this all day."-Nathan, Haven

"No. I chose me. I'm not a killer."- Red

"I know you. I know the real you. And I know you can control it."- David

"No. You saved yourself. I just reminded you of what you already knew."- David

"The whispers can stop. I have no secrets in this town."- Charming

"Stopping magic is a lot harder than starting."- Archie

"Finally Shawn is out of breathe."- Carrei Ann about Shawn and Derek's Bhangra

"I still don't know what Bhangra is."- Shawn

"I can't. It's innocent."

"Nothing is innocent."- Regina and Rumplestiltkin

"See you take a heart, it's enchanted."- Rumplestiltskin

"If you can't let go of the past, it still haunts you."- Archie

"If memory serves... you were being a bad boy too that day."-Duke, Haven

"He needs to feel like we trust him if he trusts us."- Duke, Haven

"Okay, I was wrong."- Duke, Haven

"Will you please stop acting like a lovesick child?"- Duke, Haven

"Few clubs short of a full set."- Haven

"Don't let your imagination get the best of you."- Haven

I know that it saves lives and countless others down the road.- Audrey

He's gonna die. There's nothing we can do about that. But you can kill his curse before he goes.- Audrey

Then all we'll do is sit, stuck. Two lives in our heads cursed forever.- Jefferson, Once Upon A Time

Back to what? This town is about to come apart. You've got to do something.- Red, Once Upon A Time

So I'm a prisoner because you love me.- Henry, Once Upon A Time

I don't want to be you.- Henry, Once Upon A Time

I need a why? You never need a 'why'?- Emma to Henry

Oh hell, no. I taught her that.- Neil about Emma breaking locks

Everyone who loves you will lose you. But there's something worse. You'll lose yourself.- Charming, Once Upon A Time

My weaknesses and my strengths. I am both.- Charming, Once Upon A Time

Whatever happens, I'll deal with it.- Audrey

You pushed him away on purpose.- Haven

You're afraid that thta's gonna happen to every man that you love.- Haven

"What counts is what's real in his mind."- Haven

"Given our luck, it'll just be all of Haven."- Duke, Haven

"The only real memories I have of my own life are from the past six months."-Audrey, Haven

"How hard is it to talk to one mindless celebrity after another? I should know, I've been on the show several times."- Kristin Chenoweth

"I like unfamiliar territory. I like a challenge."- Kelly, DWTS

"Do you think if I wanted a sheltered life, I'd have married you?"- Vegas

"How can you stand in front of her and say that? Look at her."- Haven

"South Carolina has always been trouble."- Author about new Thomas Jefferson book

"This will be one of the hardest things in your life."- Apolo, DWTS

"It's the temporary part I don't like."- Haven

"I have a complicated relationship with her. I do with most people."- Mr. Gold

"Every day since my waking has been a gift, so let me do something with it. Let me help someone else."- Aurora

"No matter the personal stakes, they won't let an innocent die."- Cora

"I climbed a beanstalk for this, get your own!"- Emma

"Aurora isn't the only one who was under a sleeping curse."- Snow

"It's like you're... lost. Drifting in the dark. Thinking about all the ones you've lost."- Snow

"If there's one thing your father's taught me, it's not to give up."- Snow

"It's a curse, it's not meant to be pleasant."- Regina

"I want you to notice. Not breathing hard."- About Shawn. "Almost dead."- About Derek, Tom, Dancing with the Stars

"Maybe thinking everything you thought you were, you really aren't."-Audrey, Haven

"When the chips are down, you are what you are."-Nathan, Haven

"I don't want you to let anything he said turn you inside out."-Nathan, Haven

"Maybe there was never a body to begin with."- Nathan, Haven

"Coffee. One shot or two?"- Duke, Haven

"And all I can think about is 'I should have worn my other pants.'"

"Audrey, you are officially a girl."- Duke and Audrey, Haven

"I'd put them all on a family therapy plan."- Claire, Haven

"They brought your daughter back to life too?"- Haven

"Her memory is about as cooperative as mine."- Audrey, Haven

"Should probably just focus on one past life at a time."- Duke, Haven

"He was better than you'll ever be."- Red

It's impressive we can still provide her with a few traumatic childhood memories at this stage of the game.- David, Once Upon A Time

"I didn't lose my family today. I protected it."- Red

"You're the only person who ever thought it was okay to be both."- Red

"I know you'll never give up until you do."- Ruby

"I may have left Belle chained up in a library, so someone may need to-"

"Unchain her."- Ruby and David

"Oh I hate this town."- Duke, Haven

"Actually it's the year I start drinking. Heavily."-Duke, Haven

"I don't judge anyone."

"Yeah, you do. That's pretty much all you do."- Melissa and Joey

"They didn't quit, they were massacred. By like a billion angry Mexicans."- Big Bang Theory

"You wouldn't have liked England anyway. It's full of English people. The only good thing about them is that they hate the French."- Cybill

"You're not even a mom."

"When are you gonna quit throwin' that up to me?"- Roseanne and Jackie

"I am your mother, and I will control you until the day you die."- Roseanne

"Only a few find the way, some don't recognize it when they do - some... don't ever want to." ― The Cheshire Cat

"Where should I go?" -Alice. "That depends on where you want to end up." - The Cheshire Cat."

"It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards,' says the White Queen to Alice."

"I should go. To the shrink. I've definately lost my mind."- General Hospital

"I also know how that combination of grief and anger can... make you do unspeakable things."- Myka, Warehouse 13

"He's annoying and chldish and sometimes I wish I could throw a chair at him."- Myka about Pete, Warehouse 13

love is weakness. it isn't for hard women like you.- the king

you are a hero who helped your people, you are a beautiful wpman who loved an ugly man. you find goodness in others. you make me want to go back to the best version of me. that's never happened before. so when you look in the mirror an you don't know who you are- that's who you are.- rumplestiltskin

i've been looking for a lifetime for you. for a chance to say i love you. mr. gold

she doesn't have her heart, but maybe she can. she can't love, so she can't love you. - mary margaret

the choice is love or power, then even having a heart is a liability. don't you think?- cora

This is our family, and we are going to protect it.- Mary Margeret

what did you do?

you were right, this isn't me.- charming and snow

my heart was stopping me.- cora

I drew the invisible line- i think.- Emma

you ahve the purest heart of anyone i have ever know. that's how you are, and that's how it's gonna stay.- Prince Charming

"How many minutes was I dead for?"

"4,320."- Steve and Claudia, Warehouse 13

"I'll pay you a thousand dollars to shut up."- Cybill

"Science isn't science until it is."- Warehouse 13

"The last time I tried to catch a cow, it chased me."- Pitbulls and Parolees

"Does that mouth of yours ever stop moving?"- Vegas

"Don't try to get on my good side, I no longer have one."- Steel Magnolias, 2012

"I'm gonna find out what hapened to her. And when I do, god help the people who kept me from her. And that includes you."- Revenge

"We didn't lose the whole human lie detector thing. God, I was kinda hoping."- Claudia to Steve, Warehouse 13

"This is the wrong way."- Zak, Winchester Mystery House, Ghost Adventures

"It might be hard to admit but there's no shame in simply being human. A little self-awareness never hurt anybody."- Grey's Anatomy

"Please don't say that word!"- Myka about tentacles, Warehouse 13

"These flashbacks are hurting you."- Claire

"Alright enough with the pulling. Ow. Ow."- Claudia, Warehouse 13

"Why are you wearing a serious face?"- Claudia to Steve, Warehouse 13

"What I know is that I've lost too many people I care about."- Myka, Warehouse 13

"They run. Why do they always run?"- Pete, Warehouse 13

"It's just one big mindgame."- Dancing with the Stars

I'm old and fragile, but let's go for it, baby.- Karina, DWTS

"Why are we whispering?"

"Cause of the killer birds."

- Pete and Claudia, Personal Effects, Warehouse 13

"This is Karma for playing too much Angry Birds."

- Claudia, Personal Effects, Warehouse 13

"The Warehouse has this nasty habit of turning people psycho."

-Myka, Warehouse 13

"Doing terrible, terrible things to each other.- Val to Kelly, Dancing with the Stars

"Kill your own to kill your Trouble."- Nathan, Haven

"That's weird, even for you."- Audrey

"Look, we're in an alternate reality."- Audrey

"The timeline is already screwed. But maybe we can make the future better."- Duke, Haven

"I already ate."

"Ate what? Ate who?"- Being Human

"We are not messing up the timeline so you can deal with your daddy issues."- Nathan, Haven

"I will arrest you for baby wake-age."-Rissoli and Isles

"I was seven, and I tried to kill a fly."- Jane, Rissoli and Isles

"They made us read the bible a lot in the psych ward, that's probably how they kept their funding."

- Claudia, Warehouse 13 premiere

Doesn't matter, I'll never use it again.- Regina, Once Upon A Time

"I have problem with intimacy."- Kelly, DWTS

"But to tell my story through movement and vulnerability, it's difficult."- Kelly, DWTS

"This is a sick household."- Roseanne

Even on the worst days, there's possibility for joy.- Castle

Then I will become like her.

That dearie is entirely up to you.- Regina and Rumplestiltskin, Once Upon A Time

"You shoulda drowned him at birth."- Steel Magnolias 2012

"I'm looking for Simon and Randy."- Paula Abdual on DWTS

"Let me start by saying, I'm sorry for this week already."- Tony, DWTS

"I feel like no matter where I go, I always end up in the same place."- Duke, about the police station in 1955 Haven

"Well, they still exist."- Duke, Haven

"The time travel rules."

"So you've done nothing of consequence since you got here."- Duke and Nathan, Haven

"Great. If he was supposed to die, you've screwed up the future."- Nathan, Haven

"Those two should never be sent anywhere together."- About Nathan and Duke

I don't know how to love very well. I wasn't capable for a very long time. I remember, if you hold onto someone too hard, that doesn't make them love you- Regina, Once Upon A Time

"Oh man I've seen that look before, just get ready to keep you head down.

-Pete, Warehouse 13 premiere

"Wesley is one of the most uptight people I know. For some reason, that makes me think he might be good at saving money."

- Claudia, American Colony: Meet the Hutterites

"Oh yeah, we were all scared of her."- Mr. Sullivan, Sullivan and Son

"Put your hair back the other way. You're showing too much face."- Mrs. Sullivan, Sullivan and Son

"She's a redhead. It's a medical fact, they're all insane."- Hank, Sullivan and Son

"White people all look alike."- Mrs. Sullivan, Sullivan and Son

"Everyone you know will be dead."

"Yes, and I want to enjoy it."- Mr. Sullivan and Hank, Sullivan and Son

"I want to live my life."- Audrey

"I'm saying you have choices."- Duke

"I'd do anything you need me to."- Duke

"The past is gone. And the future... thank god it is not here yet. All we have is..."- Audrey

"Twenty days... that's not long enough for me to fix this friendship if I screw this up."- Audrey

"I should warn you, I'm not very good with women."- Ziva, NCIS

"I have alot of memories of people. People I've lost forever. This is the place where I fell in love. The place where I found my family. This is the place where I found you."- Meredith, Grey's Anatomy

"Stop sleeping with your coworkers."- Grey's Anatomy

"What you're working on is a really complicated suicide."- Last Resort

"Get a room."- Louis to Kelly and Val, DWTS

"You can't change what you've done, but you can change how you life your life."- Private Practice

"After Susan was born, I willed it on myself. I turned my ovaries to dust."- Mrs. Sullivan, Sullivan and Son

"More like a mastidon."- Mrs. Sullivan, Sullivan and Son

"Everything you're wearing right now is unattractive. I just want you to know that."

"Yeah, it's a mystery."- Mrs. Sullivan and Susan, Sullivan and Son

"Takes less people to work a muppet."- Mrs. Sullivan, Sullivan and Son

"Well, we broke one, we might as well break them all."- Shawn Johnson, Dancing with the Stars

"That would be a very special brand of hell."- Castle

"Let me tell you something about crazy people. The sex is unbelievable."- castle

"Screw this up and I'll kill you."- Beckett

"No days off in Haven."- Nathan, Haven

"Regression is weird. You never know what will trigger a memory."- Claire, Haven

"Does he know why you pushed him away?"- Claire, Haven

"You're only one person, Audrey. You can't save everyone."

"But I have to try."- Claire and Audrey, Haven

"He just shows up, thinks he can do what he wants."- Nathan

"He didn't ask for what happened to him."- Audrey

"This isn't about you not trusting me. I think you're pissed because Audrey does."- Duke

"You have destroyed my ability to tolerate idiots."- Penny, The Big Bang Theory

"I'm gonna kill him."- Nathan about Duke

"I'm so enjoying how unhappy he is."- Duke about Nathan

"The past is gone, all we have is now."- Audrey

"My family's legacy does not control me, and neither do you."- Duke

"There's a lawyer's joke there somewhere, I just can't think of it."- Castle

"In one way they were lucky, they didn't have to move it."- About the longest, biggest obelisk in Egypt

"Father Peri? Serious?"- Steve, Sullivan and Son

"They only make you more beautiful. Why would you want to erase them?"- Ahmed, Sullivan and Son

"She got her groove back from him? My money was on the black guy."- Mrs. Sullivan, Sullivan and Son

"My mom is a very attractive woman. Wait."- Steve, Sullivan and Son

"Suddenly she knows what's inappropriate."- Steve, Sullivan and Son

"In this town, nobody dies."- Luke and Tracy, General Hospital

"Wolfmen now roam the world of Psychology- and Wisconsin."- History Channel, MonsterQuest

"Stop, you had me at 'I'll pay.'"- Mrs. Sullivan, Sullivan and Son

"That's the first time I've ever seen Shawn Johnson fall in anything."- DWTS

It takes as long as it takes. We have all the time in the world.- Grey's Anatomy

Mark kept dieing. It was so annoying.- Christina, Grey's Anatomy

Cross one of the Dakotas. Can't remember which.- Christina, Grey's Anatomy

We've grown around each other like two gnarled trees.- Christina, Grey's Anatomy

Your person is you. It always has been.- Meredith, Grey's Anatomy

"Wow, I missed a lot with that plane crash."- Meredith, Grey's Anatomy

"I hide everything. I don't show any emotion. When you're vulnerable you open yourself up to pain and fear and weakness. And that terrifies me."- Shawn Johnson, DWTS

"I know there's a vulnerabile side to you but you just don't let other people see that. To show vulnerabilty is to show strength."- Derek, DWTS

"She's not perfect, but nobody's perfect."- Carol, Sullivan and Son

"Cheating businesses are just the icing on the free cake I get tomorrow."-Mrs. Sullivan, Sullivan and Son

"Kim Jong Il? The ruthless dictator of North Korea... No, no, big fan."- Mrs. Sullivan, Sullivan and Son

"I look so happy."- Mrs. Sullivan, Sullivan and Son

"You never had my undivided attention more."-Mrs. Sullivan, Sullivan and Son

"I love busting fake IDs. Such a high."-Mrs. Sullivan, Sullivan and Son

What if we found a turtle and sort of nudged it over first?- Once Upon A Time

"I'm not responsible for Dream Feeney."- Mr. Feeney, Boy Meets World

"You mustn't take dreams literally."- Mr. Feeney, Boy Meets World

"Perhaps if you finish the dream, you'll find out what it means."- Mr. Feeney, Boy Meets World

If you have to use magic to keep your son, you don't really have him.- Charming, Once Upon A Time

I don't want power. I want to be free.- Regina, Once Upon A Time

Power is freedom.- Cora, Once Upon A Time

"No days off in Haven."- Nathan, Haven

"Regression is weird. You never know what will trigger a memory."- Claire, Haven

"Does he know why you pushed him away?"- Claire, Haven

"You're only one person, Audrey. You can't save everyone."

"But I have to try."- Claire and Audrey, Haven

"He just shows up, thinks he can do what he wants."- Nathan

"Just face whatever it is that's terriyng you."- Isles, Rissoli and Isles

"He didn't ask for what happened to him."- Audrey

"It's called alcohol and it'll help you stop caring."- Cybill

"This isn't about you not trusting me. I think you're pissed because Audrey does."- Duke

"I'm gonna kill him."- Nathan about Duke

"I'm so enjoying how unhappy he is."- Duke about Nathan

"The past is gone, all we have is now."- Audrey

"I cannot agree more. Meatloaf back home, what a bitch."- Granny

"My family's legacy does not control me, and neither do you."- Duke

It's like she's turning me into her.- Regina, Once Upon A Time

This is beyond cold feet. This is insanity.- Regina, Once Upon A Time

I don't want her life. I want a life of my own.- Regina, Once Upon A Time

I did the fighting, Snow did the talking.- Charming, Once Upon A Time

"It's so simple and it's stuck on stupid."- Kelly Monaco, DWTS

It appears when I bought that closed sign, I was out of my mind.- Rumplestiltskin

Hard to believe you're from the same family.- Rumplestiltskin

"We can't do that with our tails between our legs. No offense."- Charming to Red

"I kind of share him with Regina. It's complicated."- Emma

"We make mistakes that can cost lives too."- Callie, Grey's Anatomy

"You're not one of us. You don't know... you have no idea..."- Callie, Grey's Anatomy

"Me? Dress up as something else? I feel like I do that every day."- Audrey

"This place is very confusing."- Zak about the Winchester Mystery House, Ghost Adventures

"What's with all these mirrors?"

"Rich people, they're narcisists."- Audrey and Duke

"We're not sure about Dracula."- Duke

"Yeah, I've halluncinated before. It's much better than this."- Duke

"Buried memories- and with the right stimuli can occur and some doors- once they're opened, can't be closed."- Claire

"Maybe they wre jus dormant too, waiting until it was safe."- Sarah, Vernon

"You see things the rest of us don't."- Claire, Haven

"You thought we were in the wrong one."- Cheif Wurnos to Audrey

"You have the strongest intution of anyone I've ever met."- Nathan, Haven

"That's in case I never see you again."- Sarah, Haven

"We can change our fate."- Duke, Haven

"He's gonna screw up the timeline, isn't he?"- About Duke in 1955 Haven

"You can't call a girl incredible and just walk away. Explain yourself."- Sarah Vernon, Haven

Right now I'm not joking, I'm half dead. I shoulda done the afro jazz.- Jacoby, DWTS

"The first time you're in a warzone, they say you either panic or focus."- Sarah Vernon, Haven

"My supervisor says I'm good with the strange ones."- Sarah Vernon, Haven

"You don't need to be afraid of what you can't explain."- Nathan, Haven

"You know what I learned on the front? That things could end at any minute. You have to take the time that you have. Do you believe that?"- Sarah Vernon, Haven

"When we follow our hearts, when we choose not to settle. It's funny isn't it? A weight lifts, the sun shines a little brighter and for a brief moment as least, we find a little peace."- Meredeth

"Magic always comes with a price. I read the book, you know."- Henry

"I've lived here. I know this world. It's dangeorus."- Snow White

"Tread carefully. It's dangerous to confuse vengeance for justice."- Mulan

"Like Turducken?"- Emma about Kymaria

"I can see a light in your eyes. Cherish that. Because that light can die and be replaced with something else. Pain."- King George

"Family is everything, my dear."- King George

"Is it magic."

"Depends on who's pulling the trigger."- Mulan and Emma

"You mean how did I fall from Grace?"- Lancelot

"That's what parents do. They put their children first."- Ruth

"This is the life I wanted you to have."- Snow White

"We have a family. In Storybrooke."- Emma

"I like to think that my truck and I found each other."- Duke, Haven

"Tall, blonde, kinda hot."- Duke, Haven

"You've got to develop a radar for the crazies."- Haven

"Have you ever heard of the Troubles?... I'm gonna go with yes."- Duke, Haven

"You know she's using you as bait, right?"- Nathan, Haven

"Believe it or not, I don't like inflicting pain."- Haven

"I don't know if love is something that can be erased."- Audrey

"It seems like you and me have been fighting our fates full time lately. And losing, I might add."- Duke

"I think you broke her."- Duke, Haven

"For what? For being happy? For finding your true love?"- Ruth

"May the love between you be long, strong and true."- Lancelot

"No. I still have you. I love you, Snow, and together we can start a new family."- Charming

"Watching train wrecks are sometimes fun to watch."- Kelly, DWTS

"Seriously, what is the actual choreography of this?"- Cheyrl, DWTS

"We have no idea what's going on. It's chaos."- Kelly, DWTS

"We are all going to end up in an institution."- Kristie, DWTS

"Let's be fair. The shapeshifting thing threw me too."- Emma

I ate a mouse.

Oh thank God.

Not the reaction I was expecting.- Being Human

"I will not use magic for evil."- Regina

"Who's going to lead us? You?"

"No. Her."- Aurora and Mulan

"Perhaps it will help me channel my anger."- Aurora

"I was angry at you for so long. Wondering how you could chose to let me grow up without you.But after seeing all this, you gave up everything for me. I just... I'm sorry, I'm not good at this. I'm not used to someone putting me first."

"Well get used to it."- Emma and Snow White

"Papa! You found me, I knew you would!"- Grace to Jefferson

You could do so much if you just let yourself.

I don't know how.- Rumplestiltskin and Regina

All she needs is a little push. The question is, can you do it?- Rumplestiltskin

Granny do you really need that?

We're in a lawless town, yes I need it.- Red and Granny

"I don't want to look like a private dancer. That chapter of my life is over."- Mrs. Sullivan, Sullivan and Son

"It's not black and white. Good and bad."- Nathan

"You never left. You're trapped in this place."- Audrey

"I know what it's like to have a past that you're running from."- Tony, Haven

"I know who you are. Even if you've lost sight of yourself."- Charming, Once Upon A Time

"The moment you believe them, that's when you become the monster."- Once Upon A Time

"No, she chose not to. And I'm gonna chose the same thing."- Audrey

"I was wrong about her. She's perfect for you!"- Mrs. Sullivan, Sullivan and Son

"Back in the day we didn't shake his hand, we chopped it off."

"Back in Korea, we didn't chop off his hand."- Mr. and Mrs. Sullivan, Sullivan and Son

"She likes to drive angry and has no problem eating pork."- Mrs. Sullivan, Sullivan and Son

"This model doesn't have that feature."- Mr. Sullivan, Sullivan and Son

"There's two kinds of Korean women?"- Steve, Sullivan and Son

"She's the other kind of Korean woman."- Mrs. Sullivan, Sullivan and Son

"If your child got a B, would you punish him phsycially or physically and mentally?"- Mrs. Sullivan, Sullivan and Son

"I love it when you get badass with money."- Mrs. Sullivan, Sullivan and Son

"Yeah, with music. Not your mother."- Steve, Sullivan and Son

"People do mother-son love act, you're out of business."- Mrs. Sullivan, Sullivan and Son

"I feel like I need a safe word to watch this."- Hank, Sullivan and Son

"If you can't dance much, come out and entertain us."- Len, Dancing with the Stars

"Why do you always go to suicide?"

"Cause I was raised right."- Mrs. Sullivan and Steve, Sullivan and Son

"Don't listen to him, you are embarrassing."- Mrs. Sullivan, Sullivan and Son

"You Americans need to pay your debt, that's why the Chinese own your ass."- Mrs. Sullivan, Sullivan and Son

"Just because she hates emotions, doesn't mean she doesn't understand the stuff."- Mr. Sullivan, Sullivan and Son

"You're mistake was letting him live. You could have gotten rid of the body. This city has three rivers."- Mrs. Sullivan, Sullivan and Son

"And tomorrow morning, there'll be one last Korean in Pittsburgh." - Susan Sullivan, Sullivan and Son

"Back in Korea, I'm the touchy-feely one." - Mrs. Sullivan, Sullivan and Son

"The first thing a man does as soon as he gets married is stop listening." - Annie, Covert Affairs

"Shot an unarmed man."

"He tried to set me on fire."- Bones and Carolyn

"There's a time for recording history, and there's a time for making it."- Fringe

"This isn't a life. Not for me."-Once Upon A Time

"You don't need power. You need courage to let me in."- Belle

"A man unwilling to fight for what he wants, deserves what he gets."- Hook, Once Upon A Time

"I'm saying believe in magic, you muggle."- Big Bang Theory

"I couldn't help myself. yeah, I'm starting to see how that's a thing with you."- Watson

"You can just smell the crazy in here."- Joey

"Stop being scared of your own daughter."- Callie, Grey's Anatomy

"I know what happened. Two women got in a car."- Joey

"I feel like I lost something wonderful. Before I even got a chance to know it."- Lulu, General Hospital

"If anything's sticking up as you're walking around, just push it back down with your shoe."- About the Castillo De San Marcos, Ghost Adventures

"I've got PTSD and you know I'm not reliable."- Christina Yang, Grey's Anatomy, Flight

"Shouldn't you be in the psych ward getting fitted for a new straight jacket?"- Greenlee to Annie, All My Children

"Maybe it lost all its money in the damn casinos."- Zak Bagans, (about an entity in the La Palazza Mansion, Las Vegas) Ghost Adventures

"You married an actress, this is what you have to deal with." - Tamera

"I should put him in a cell."- Nathan about Duke

"Hey, Sherlock and Holmes."- Duke

"Maybe that triggered his curse."- Audrey

"That's what drives me. Everyone is someone's child."-Rizzoli and Isles

"You've been rushing into marriage since you were two-years-old."- Boy Meets World

"Making herself at home here in Hell."- Jane, Rizzoli and Isles

"I don't have to be ashamed here."- Red

"No matter what you might have done in your past, David sees the good in you, and that tells me one thing, that there is good in you, even if you can't see it."- Belle

"I'm sort of an expert at rehabilitation."- Belle

"Like watching two cars heading towards each other and there's nothing you can do."- Grey's Anatomy

"Isn't that what I deserve?"- Ruby

"I just wanted you to know what uncertainty felt like."- Jane, Rizzoli and Isles

"Because of my family, I know exactly what I am."- Royal Pains

"The greatest form of trust is love."- Covert Affairs

"Members of this family won't let anything go."- Vivian, Days of Our Lives

"This is one of those times when I know what's right and everybody else is confused."- Angela, Bones

"A little mystery keep things interesting."- Cassie, The Good Witch

“To be Irish is to know that in the end the world will break your heart.” – Daniel Patrick Moynihan

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind always be at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
and rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

-- Old Irish Blessing

Death is God's way of saying "You're fired."
Suicide is our way of saying "You can't fire me! I quit!"

"Dance is not a way of getting through school, it's a way of life."- Fame, 1980

"I'm a professional. A few unkind words aren't gonna bother me none. I know it's not all gonna be standing ovations. "- Coco, Fame, 1980

"How bright our spirits go shooting out into space depends on how much we contributed to the earthly brillance of this world."- Coco, Fame 1980

"Life is not a dress rehearsal."- Running Around, Cold Case

"A real artist must never be afraid of what other people are going to say about him."- Montgomery, Fame, 1980

Pairings:

Wicked:

1) Fiyeraba 2) Gloq

Eureka:

1) Jo/Carter 2) Jo/Zane

Primeval:

Evan/Jo (Crossover)

"I think you're a hopeless romantic who's discovered that romance is hopeless." - May to Nancy, Enchanted

Stories I'm currently working on (recently updated):

1) Tust My Instincts- What happens when Ela's oldest discovers a secret her parents have kept from them for years? And what happens when she goes to Oz? And what happens when she and Yero have to retrieve her? Who would they run into? And will they be able to get her back?

2) Paysage- It's been two years since Fae's trip to the past. Her life is soon turned upside down when Elphaba takes sick with a deadly virus that spreads through the castle and the Vinkus. Suddenly, everything and everyone she loves is put in danger. But when she accidently casts a spell, it brings two people to the present that her mother only told her about once, as well as sending someone she loves into the future. With the virus spreading, and the unexpected visitors' arrival, everyone's actions could change history- and the future- as they know it. The sequel to Changed? and Another Changed?

3) In the Darkness- She's a celebrated sorceress, perhaps the most powerful of her time." But her magic, though contained & controlled in AC? once ran wild & unpredictable. Before P, AC?, before BK & C?, Elphaba lived In the Darkness. Better summary inside. Already written.

4) Larissa's Lagoon- How far will you go to save the one you love? What if it's your child? Would you keep them alive, even when inside they're dieing? Would you do anything to prevent their death, or help them? What would you do, faced with the choice? Let your child live? Or die? Fiyeraba.

5) Let Yourself Be Enchanted- Elphaba was never one for fairytales. So when Fiyero weaves one for her on the rooftop of Three Queens during a meteor shower, Elphaba has to face the fact that she just might let herself be enchanted.

6) Destiny Ignited- The story, however timeless, has been told & retold numerous times. So who knows what the truth really is? In the end, the story just becomes another fairytale; like all fairytales, when destiny is ignited, it can cross centuries. Better summary inside.

7) I Stand- What do I stand for? It was a simple question, with both simple and complex answers. But for Fiyero and Elphaba, their answer isn't as simple. Because, you see, they can't live without each other. When their choice takes a devestating turn, it's up to their friends to put the pieces back together; revealing a damaged society and love stronger than death.

8) Somewhere in Time- Fiyero always thought he'd find his dream girl, and he found her. A love story that resonates through the centuries, of two lovers- one from the past, one from the present- and shows that true love knows no bounds.

9) Miss Independent- They call her Miss Independent. She's the hardest working student at Shiz University. For Elphaba, it's all work/no play. That changes when she meets Fiyero; her world is turned upside down. And to everyone's surprise, little Miss Independent fell in love

10) All You Wanted- If you want to, I can save you. I can take you away from here. So lonely inside, so busy out there, and all you wanted was somebody to care.

11) Poker Face- Elphaba's not one for love. So when Fiyero suggests a game of poker, Elphaba realizes that this is more than just a game of cards; it's a game of love. And only the one with the poker face, can win. Booksical

12) Alchemy- Four elements. Earth, Wind, Water, Fire. They watch over Oz and its people, keeping it in balance. If one element tipped the delicate scale, all would be lost. Dating back before the time of Kumbrica and Lurline, legend says that the four elements would eventually reincarnate centuries later, in the form of witches; witches that would be the most powerful in all Oz. Two wicked, two good. One each representing the four points of the compass, the four points of the cross, the four countries of Oz: Gillikin, Munchkinland, Quadling Country, and The Vinkus. And when these elements meet, Oz can either survive, or perish.

13) Glinda and The Meagrave- During a holiday in Caprice-in-the-Pines, after a chance encounter with the meagrave's son, Avaric, Glinda Upland isn't prepared to lose the one thing she wasn't planning on- her heart. Better summary inside. Third in the Ozian Romance Series.

14) Nessarose and the Bookkeeper- Nessarose Thropp finds herself at Shiz, where she meets the bookkeeper's son, Boq. As love starts to bloom, Nessa is offered a proposal from her sister's brother-in-law; can Boq stop her without risking his heart in the process? Better summary inside.

15) The Vanishing Hitchhiker- Urban legend? Or stated fact? You decide

16) Angels of Fate- Welcome to Glinda Merta Community Hospital, where life and death meet and fight for control. At twenty-eight, Dr. Elphaba Thropp is one of the top doctors at Glinda Merta. She's one of the many that help save the living, and comfort the dead. Love, life, passion, faith, comfort, and death come into play at Glinda Merta, and when the hospital faces the possiblity of its doors closing forever, the doctors are put to the test with some of their most trying cases. It's a cat and mouse game, where the slip of a hand can bring fatal results. And as the doctors race against the clock to save those in need, they soon discover, that they're also trying to save one of their own. But fate has a funny way of testing our limitations, and when we decide to play God, it can change the rules, and even go so far as to destroy not only our hated enemies, but also our most cherished friends.

17) The Mirror Crack'd- What if there was another side to Kumbrica's story? The early legend of the Kumbrica tells of a princess, locked in a tower, forbidden everything but her life, like so many before her. Better summary inside. AU, pre- Wicked history.

18) The Water-Lily Bloom- Forbidden love & cursed for it, banished was she to the waters of Kell, the legendary Lady of the Lake. The legend, shrouded in myth & mystery, the tragic tale of the girl who would bear the title, the Lady of the Lake.

19) Drops of Jupiter- What if Elphaba had returned a few weeks after Glinda left the City? How would she have changed? And how would she have changed everyone else at Shiz? AU Musicalverse.

20) Student Teaching- Two teachers. A group of students. The school drama club. What happens when 2 friends discover they work together? When their students realize they like each other? Budding romance, surprises, secrets... all while putting on the drama club's production...

21) I Live My Life in One Straight Line- Is it possible to live your life in one straight line? What about when the spirit world is constantly trying to draw you in, even when you're tethered to the mortal world? Can you balance your body and your soul? And when that delicate balance is tipped, what happens? What would you do to remain in one or join the other? Would you commit murder? And who would you sacrifice? Would you kill the one you loved so you could live in one world, or take your own life to live in another? Surrender now and win the fight... this girl's walk of fire and ice, but I come out on the other side of paradise...

22) Love Potion No. 9- Fiyero and Elphaba both deny that they have feelings for each other, even though everyone else can see that they do. So what happens when Glinda starts working at the Wilted Rose Cafe, and she gets the idea to throw a little romance into the whole assorted mix- er, mess? Well, let's just say that Love Potion No. 9 makes you start kissing everything in sight... AU.

23) Celtic Knot- Fi returns to Ireland for her grandfather's funeral, and finds herself wrapped up in a mystery concerning the O'Shannon family. Set two years after Banshee.

24) Damaged- Glinda wasn't happy about moving to the city of Nest Hardings. The other students at her new school snub her, she lives in a huge old, creepy mansion in the heart of the city, and she feels more out of place in Nest Hardings than she ever did in Gillikin. So one moonlit evening, while wandering the cemetery behind her house, Glinda stumbles upon a girl, and ends up making a friend: sweet, independent, mysterious Elphaba. While Glinda is thrilled to finally have a friend in this new city, there's one teeny, tiny little catch. Her new friend is dead. Elphaba's a ghost, and apparently one with vengeance on her mind. Glinda soon finds herself drawn into the city's lies, tangled within the heart of buried family secrets. Will Glinda be able to untangle the web of lies and discover Elphaba's dark family secret, or is everything too damaged to repair?

25) Wake Me Up Inside- Life stills as we sleep, but what about when we dream?

26) Seasons of Love- 525,600 minutes, 525,000 moments so dear. 525,600 minutes - how do you measure, measure a year? In daylights, in sunsets, in midnights, in cups of coffee. In inches, in miles, in laughter, in strife... The story never ends, let's celebrate, remember a year in the life of friends. Seasons of love. A year in the life of our Wicked friends. Starts in August and ends in July of the following year. AU.

27) Seven Days in Sunny June- Elphaba is Fiyero's childhood friend, his best friend- and she's gotten him into some trouble- of the romantic kind. What got him into this mess? He fell in love with her, and told her so. The problem? She doesn't believe him. The challenge? He has seven days in sunny June to convince her that he truly does.

28) The Spirit in the Evidence- She wanders the roadside where she was killed. She gets unsuspecting drivers into crashes, always with one look at her scarred face and a scream. Until now, the evidence has been little, but when three friends offer her a ride, no one realizes how important the video footage taken on that night is, and for the lone survivor of the crash, it evokes a mystery he's determined to solve. But will he be able to? Based on the Teresa Fidalgo legend.

Eureka Stories:

1) Rolling In the Deep- He'd fallen for her, and hard. He knew that. And he knew that she knew it too. Until an accident with the Occidental Testing Lab took it all away. Now, it's up to the rest of the team to help her reconnect with them. The big problem? Well, it's not just a matter of simple memory loss. She has no recollection of Eureka at all- or, at least, the people.

2) Jai Ho- Jai Ho. You are my destiny. Not that Zane Donovan would ever admit that to Jo, but still. When someone from the future- and her past- shows up, Jo has to make a choice. Make the wrong choice, and Zane could lose her forever. Set in the alternate time.

3) You're the Only Voice My Heart Can Recognize- He was hers in one timeline, but not the one she loved in another. She was his in one, but had moved on in the second. Two alternate timelines, each with an alternate of the one they loved. It would take getting over the fear and heartbreak, that would hopefully lead them back to each other. Jo/Zane.

4) Screwed- She slipped the ring on. Without giving him an answer, she'd slid the ring on her finger, intending to tell him in a couple days that she wanted to spend the rest of her life with him. She wasn't counting on going back to 1947 and returning to an alternate time. So what happens when the new Zane discovers that she's wearing his grandmother's ring? As usual, Zane-albeit a different Zane- does something that gets Jo completely screwed.

5) Don't Go- Allison told Jo not to leave Eureka at the end of Friendly Fire. But what if she decided anyway, to leave town? Leaving everything and everyone behind for a new life, she doesn't think anyone would care that she vanishes. But what she doesn't realize, is that those in town- especially a select few- are struggling with her disappearance, and will do anything to bring her back home.

6) Return to Eureka- When Dani Hesse returns to Eureka, she plans on staying only long enough to help get the project she's been assigned to set up situated and make sure everything goes as planned. She doesn't plan on working with a childhood friend, and certainly doesn't plan on making Eureka her permanent residence. But Dani should know that Eureka wouldn't be Eureka if plans didn't go haywire. Next Generation, Pre-Series Finale.

7) Surrender Will Win the Fight- What if Jo's life wasn't always black and white- even before Zane and before Eureka? What if something- or someone- helped to color Jo's life long before she ever set foot in Eureka, Oregon? When they first meet, Jo Lupo is an Army brat growing up going from base to base with her family, and Fi Phillips is a girl living her life on her mom's tour bus, driving from gig to gig. The two become fast friends, and keep in touch, before losing contact after Jo comes to Eureka. But when Fi comes in search of her old childhood friend, she awakens something long buried within the town.

8) Crash World- Someone save me, I can't seem to break free. At this point the truth seems absurd, because who we were is gone forever. I'm on the wrong side of a parallel universe...

9) - Jo takes a job at Warehouse 13, and Zane does everything he can to bring her home.

10) Trace Us Back- With every kiss, every touch, a spark ignited, kindling the fire that smouldered between them until a burning rage took hold, becoming wild and out of control. And each cinder that escaped from their raging wildfire became the lights that showed them the path back to what they had been, what they should have been, and what- if they gave in to their spark- they could be... The cinders they light the path and these strange steps trace us back... Removed, rewritten, reworked and reposted. For purplepotatopig.

This is how I imagined Caprice-in-the-Pines in Damaged:

http://www.kinkadecentral.com/tk2003acg-m-makeawishcottage.jpg

Elphaba's dress in Student Teaching (just get rid of the capped sleeves):

http://shop.nordstrom.com/S/3121943/02376776237432723743316014148?mediumthumbnail=Y&origin=category&searchtype=&pbo=6014148&P=1

The top worn in Chapter 2 of Drops of Jupiter:

http://www.pyramidcollection.com/itemdy00.asp?ID=51,613&GEN1=Tops&T1=P8420S&dispRow=268&srccode=

Elphaba's prom dress that will come in later on in Poseur:

http://www.victoriantradingco.com/store/catalogimages/1a/i15859W.html

Elphaba's wedding dress, later on in Poseur:

http://www.victoriantradingco.com/store/catalogimages/1a/i15853.html

One of the dresses Elphaba wears later on in Somewhere in Time:

http://www.victoriantradingco.com/store/catalogimages/1a/i15859W.html

One of the other dresses she wears in Somewhere in Time:

http://www.victoriantradingco.com/store/catalogimages/2b/i8092.html

The dress she wears in the next two chapters of Somewhere in Time:

http://www.victoriantradingco.com/store/catalogimages/1a/i15391.html

Elphaba's gown in Somehwere in Time:

http://www.victoriantradingco.com/store/catalogimages/1a/i1585218.html

The black shrug Melena wore in All You Wanted:

http://www.pyramidcollection.com/itemdy00.asp?T1=P8275S&USRSRCH=(shrug)

Elphaba and Fiyero's restaurant, the Sweetheart Cottage:

http://www.maran-ata.net/minihearts/images/SweetheartCottage.jpg

This is Elphaba and Fiyero's cottage in Beauty and it's sequel and prequel:

http://www.kinkadecentral.com/paintings/2003acg-tk-seasidehideaway.htm

Here's the dress that Elphaba picked in chapter 13. It's a Mary L Couture Bias Cut Gown.

http://shop.nordstrom.com/S/3007265/02376776237432723743316014133?mediumthumbnail=Y&origin=category&searchtype=&pbo=6014133&P=3

Here's the link to Elphaba's wedding dress in Kiss Me Goodbye:

http://www.kleinfeldkollection.com/alita-graham-detail.cfm?pid=52&item_id=11161&rowid=9&page=2

Here's the link to the dress Ela wears to the Tonys:

http://www.bcbg.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3458811&cp=2769162.2768981&clickid=cat_leftnav_txt&parentPage=family

Here's mine:

"Five or six weeks? I don't think you're gonna get it out of your system, dear."- About Jo and Zane sleeping together in Glimpse

So much for tough old Jo, being afraid of needles.

Some of My Favorite Fanfiction Quotes:

Eureka Quotes:

"Poke the dragon and you get burned."- Zane, Chapter 13, You Don't Know Jo, by Pchefbeth

"She never quite does the expected thing though, does she?"- Zane, Chapter 12, You Don't Know Jo, by Pchefbeth

"Just because a girl says that she wants to keep things simple you believe her? Please, all girls want complicated, we just hide it because we know that you'll all run off at the first signs of things getting serious." - Jo, Chapter 12, You Don't Know Jo, by Pchefbeth

As brilliant as he was, he suspected his mouth sometimes forgot to check in with his brain before speaking.- Do You See Who I See?, Chapter Three, by hatondog

Carter chimed in. "What is that on his feet?"

Jo took a deep breath and shouted, "Zane, SIT!" The three men sucked in a breath. Zane slid to a halt, shooting Jo a look of utter disbelief before running on. Fargo looked at her, mouth open and eyes wide. "You told him to sit," he said in wonder. "He is never going to let you live that down." - Do You See Who I See?, Chapter Two, by hatondog

Classes were cancelled as three of the professors refused to leave their quarters. This left the rest of the student body free to pester Madame Pomfrey.

-- Musical Maladies, Chapter 2, by Wings Of Fancy

My Personal Quotes:

If you don't take the risk, you'll never know what might have been.

I am slowly accepting the fact that I'm always going to be short. And as much as I hate to admit it, and will always deny it, I think I may like it.

I'm like Kristen Chenoweth, short on size, but big on talent.

I have a special residence at the loony bin. Yep. I have my very own room made of nice soft sponge cake. So I can sleep, and eat it at the same time!

I'm the kind of girl that, if I find a song that I like, will dance too it in the middle of a crowded room, without caring what I look like. Or, as my friends say, it doesn't take much to entertain me.

Quotes:

"Of course mothers and daughters with strong personalities might see the world from very different points of view."- The Physick Book of Deliverance Dane, Chapter 11

“I‘ve told you before, I don‘t comprehend religion, although conviction is a concept I‘m beginning to get. In any case, someone with a real religious conviction is, I propose, a religious convict, and deserves locking up.”-Elphaba, Wicked, The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West, page 113

"None of us knows our own origins. We only know what we're told by our parents and the mythography of our national anthems."- Yackle, A Lion among Men, page 81

“I wouldn’t mind leaving myself behind if I could, but I don’t know the way out.” -Elphaba, Wicked, The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West, page 109

"I think it’s just about anybody who’s different. Um, it could be about racial thing, it oculd be about a handicap, it could be…it’s just um….the way people treat people that they’re not accustomed to. And that feels threatening to them in some way. I think that it makes everyone think about that when they see the show." -Idina Menzel

"We have this strength inside of us and yet we are taught to always sort of keep it down. I sort of found in my life that I've taken a step back and made myself smaller in order to try to fit in. And that hasn't worked. And we have to learn to kind of embrace what makes us unique, and embrace our strength and then if people don't like it, censored it." -Idina Menzel

"He spends an awful lot of time in my dressing room showing me how to apply my make up."- Kristen on Joel Grey

"There are times when we're dirt broke, hungry, and freezing, and I ask myself, why the hell am I still living here? And then they call. And I remember."- Mark, Rent

"You bring in a sous chef from an Italian restaurant and I'm the one in therapy?" - Kate, No Reservations

"Are you crazy?"

"Yes, that's why I'm in therapy."- Ad executive and Kate, No Reservations

Favorite TV Quotes:

"French fries."

"Don't get me started on the French."- Allen and Zoe, Two and a Half Men

"I hear police sirens... Oh God, they're from France!" - Two and A Half Men

Orphan Black:

I met the German.- Orphan Black

Then you didn't choke, you're just finally feeling something.- Orphan Black

Tell it to the angels, you're already dead.- Orphan Black

Whatever she was into drove her bloddy nuts.- Orphan Black

Every foster kid dreams of their lost family. Deep down, we all hope we're special.- Orphan Black

Shootings happen, to whoever's there with a gun in their hand.- Orphan Black

Try to seperate mistake from results. Getting back on the job for you is moving forward from a moment you can never take back. You need to talk to me about that moment.- Orphan Black

NCIS:

"I have missed you so much. You have been in my heart every moment."- Sadha, NCIS

"You would fall into a deep depression and then die."- Ziva

We have been instructed to sit on the baby.- Ziva

"That was my Aunt Nettie from Telviv. She was trying to stop seeing her eighty-six-year-old marital partner."

"Why didn't you stop me?"

"Too stunned."

"Where do I send flowers?"

"If you ever communicate with her again, I will kill you."- Ziva and Tony

"They gave him painkillers."

"Ah."

- McGee and Ziva

"I sleep at night. I actually eat food. You should try it."- Abby

"Crazy Israeli chick with impulse issues."- Tony

"Have you met your soulmate, Miss? You will know, the minute you do."- NCIS

"If you stop forcing things, they will come to you."- Ziva

"Do you ever think about soulmates?"- Ziva

"I'm not like you. I'm not some totally emotionless perfect warrior."- Abby about Ziva

"Broken bodies are easier to heal than broken minds."- NCIS

"Courage has nothing to do with medals. It's simple. You run to the gunfire, not away from it."- Gibbs

McGee: You know that's how Houdini died.
Tony: Ziva, did you kill Houdini?
Ziva: It is possible. I do not remember all their names.

after Gibbs has allowed Ziva to stay on the team
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: While you're here, you will be an observer. Hand over all your weapons.
Officer Ziva David: small laugh You're kidding, right?
Gibbs stares. After a moment, she unloads her pistol and hands it to Gibbs, who puts it in his drawer
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: And your back-up.
Officer Ziva David: coyly What back-up?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: deadpan Left leg.
Officer Ziva David: removes ankle holster Ah. That one.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs.: And the concealed knife on your belt.
Annoyed, Ziva removes the knife and hands it to Gibbs. He looks at it and hands it back to her
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: That you can keep.
leans in close to her ear as he passes her
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: I just wanted you to know that I know.

Officer Ziva David: Now I know why he took all my weapons away.

Apecial Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Don't apologize, DiNozzo.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Right. Sign of weakness.
Officer Ziva David: Not to mention, annoying.

"My approach makes me feel better."- Ziva

Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: It is a rare place in this world, Mr. Palmer, where reason is the best compass.

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: You're forgiven.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: For the crime, Jethro. For the act, there is no forgiveness.

Ziva: In Israel we have a saying: zevel ze zevel. "Crap is crap."

Ziva: Tell Abby I'm gonna kill her.

"The old man's stronger than all of us combined."- Vance about Ducky

"If anyone can find the good, it's you. I have no doubt."- Ziva

"A terrorist is only as strong as the fear he creates."- Ziva

"Don't talk to me, I think he should shoot you."- Gibbs