Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Mercedes Lackey, and Les Miserables. Formerly Gypsy Malfoy, Formerly StormySeas
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY WHEN A GROUP OF MEN DRESSED IN BLACK GOES ON A RAMPAGE THROUGH YOUR CAMP AND WHEN YOU RUN INTO THE WOODS YOU FIND THAT YOU HAVE LOST YOUR WAND. THIS WOULD BE ONE OF THE TIMES WHEN ONE WOULD SAY "OH, SHIT".
Why do boys like smart girls?
Opposites attract.
Before you diss someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you diss them, you'll be mile away, and you'll have their shoes!
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons,
For they are hungry,
And you taste good with ketchup.
God made everyone with a spark of insanity.
He made me with all the leftovers.
Person1: "Don't jump to conclusions!"
Person2: "I didn't jump. I took a tiny step,
and there conclusions were!"
'Saint Dane answered this with a laugh. I didn't like that. When bad guys laugh, it means they know something you don't.' ~Bobby Pendragon, Journal #4, PENDRAGON; THE MERCHANT OF DEATH
"Fear is a good thing. It means you're paying attention."~ Keladry of Mindelan, PAGE
Never taste your lembas bread before it's baked.
"Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants." ~LadyEowynKenobi
"I’m too sexy for Arnor,
Too sexy for Arnor,
Minas and Gondor!
I’m too sexy for your kiss
Too sexy for your kiss
Even in Imladris.
Elrond’s going to kill me!
~Heri, The Married Life
I "ruined" The Bridge of Khazad-Dum" track on the FotR soundtrack for many people when I pointed out the choir singing "Who got salami?" ~Elf Lady
"I survived the Battle of Helm's Deep, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."
"Doooooooooooom!"
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