Meg-Seister
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since: 12-22-08, id: 1777931, Profile Updated: 12-25-11
Author has written 5 stories for NCIS, Night at the Museum, Alice in Wonderland, 2010, and Hellcats.

Hello people who are fans of fanfiction! I absolutely adore this site. It helps show that the world is a creative place still. Anyways, the name is Meg. I'm a girl that's stuck in a small town that gets boring after about 5 years cause you've seen it all. Try living in it for 16 years and until your 18. What a crisis! I live in a town that's WAY too small for me. lol My addiction is NCIS (watch it for four hours straight, no joke), and my anti-drug is fantasy (werewolves, vampires, faeries, etc.). You'll probably see that in some (if not all) of my fanfics. lol

I am also a Catholic Christian, proud of it, and will speak up about it if you attack it, but please don't let this cloud your opinions about me, I actually get along well with many people who have a different religion or no religion at all, but if someone calls me a Jesus Freak for thinking the Bible isn't just made up, I will say that may be what you believe, but don't attack my religion in front of me, you have your own time to do that.

However, I am quite interested in reading about other religions, I don't know why, but it does, and also, Don't let this stop you from reading my stories, I usually don't associate my religion with it unless I see it fit into the plot and story later on. But most likely this won't happen at any time soon.

Fave actresses(these are in no particular order, otherwise that would be really hard for me lol): Aly and AJ Michalka (they're also one of my fave musicians group), Pauley Perrette, Helena Bonham Carter, Cote de Pablo, Zooey Deschanel, Lauren Holly, Sasha Alexander, Amy Adams, Allison Scagliotti.

Fave actors: Mark Harmon (such dreamy eyes hahaha), Sean Murray (Hocus Pocus all the way), Michael Weatherly, David McCallum, Johnny Depp (just because he's Johnny Depp lol), Ricky Gervais (Is it just me or did he remind anyone of the Pillsbury Doughboy when he laughed in the outtakes of Night at the Museum 2? lo), Ben Stiller.

Fave Books: Ah, this would be a hard one. I really like the "A Modern Faerie Tale"(Tithe, Valiant, Ironside) Series by Holly Black, totally recommend it. "Harry Potter" series has been a timeless favorite. I like the "Twilight" series, because of her uniqueness with vampires, but it got a bit dry for me after the second time I read them. Idk why though, so don't hate me since I'm not a HUGE fanatic of it. Um..."The Series of Unfortunate Events" lol, I had difficulty reading those, especially when Lemony/Daniel got off subject. I was a page-skipper with that one. I do love the movie of it though, and wish that they would've made the rest, ( lol. Many more than that, but can't think of all them. Maybe PM me with books I haven't listed and I could write back to say what I think (or thought) about it.

Fave Movies: Gah! So many, I don't think I'd be able to say them all because along with the books, I'll forget some really good ones. Here are some though: The Lost Boys (not the sequel). Sixteen Candles, Secret Window, Up, Summer School, Four Christmases, Legally Blonde 1 and 2, Edward Scissorhands (and any other movie from Tim Burton, the man is a dark genius), Night at the museum 1 &2, umm...can't think of anything else at the mo' but I'll probably remember some others.

Fave Music:Anything! The Mainstream Radio makes me want to claw my ears off though sometimes if not most. But music is my Oxygen and Dihydrogen Oxide (the chemical term for water). I always run into the problem of not getting a big enough gigabyte for my music, so I'm planning on getting one of those older i-pods that have the 80GB or along the lines of that haha. I've recently, however, probably have to say my favorite artist - now and most likely forever more - is Imogen Jennifer Jane Heap. The Great Miss Heap has recently entered my life just last November of 2010 and I've been listening to her no less than an hour everyday :3

A/U:On the MGA Chronicles, I deleted Chapter 22 for the cause of the last half or so of the chapter was very crappy writing, I should've posted the first half and ended the chapter, sorry for the inconvenience but I would rather have you wait with me until inspirations hits rather than reading whatever I spew out on the page...I should hopefully be able to continue on both stories though!

A/U (March 4th 2010): Hey guys! Just wondering who you all would think would make a good Kat (actress wise) if she was to be on the show, just PM me with your thoughts! Also I'm seeing the Alice in Wonderland premiere at midnight! WOO!

A/U (April 20th, 2010): Just to let you all know, I am on a bit of a hiatus, so don't be expecting updates until summer or when Track is over with...I'm REALLY sorry! I wish I could write and I have started on ideas of where to go with all my stories...it's just overwhelming with everything!

List of terms for AIW fanfic (just to be clarifying things :p):

Bandersnatch - a creature under the control of the Red Queen

Brillig - 4 o' clock in the afternoon the time you begin broiling things for dinner

Crims - the central land of Underland

Downal wyth Bluddy Begh Hid - "Down with the Red Queen" the slogan of the Resistance

ezel - high, go up

fairfarren - farewell; "May you travel far under fair skies"

Frabjous day - the day Alice slays the Jabberwocky and frees Underland from the oppression of the Red Queen

frumious - filthy with a very bad smell

Futterwacken - a dance of unbridled joy

gallymoggers - crazy

Gribling - the day Alice will return to Underland

guddler's scut - thief's ass (personally this one it my all time favorite XD)

Gummer Slough - a dangerous swamp of thick viscous mud

Horunvendush day - the day when the Red Queen took control of Underland

Jabberwocky - a deadly creature, the Red Queen's ultimate weapon

Jubjub Bird - a flying creature under the control of the Red Queen

klotchyn - heads up, pay attention

naught for usal - it's no use trying

noge - go low down

nunz - don't go/not now

Oraculum - a Calendar of all the days of Underland, each day having its own title and illustration

orgal - to the left

Outlands - an untamed land to the west of Witzend

Outlandish - an old language spoken only in the Outlands adopted by the Underland Underground Resistance as a secret code in the revolution against the Red Queen

Pishsalver - potion that makes one shrink

Queast - a land to the East, but not in the least

Quillian - the following day after Alice's return

saganistute - a wise person of poetry and vision

Salazen Grum - a port city where the Red Queen lives

shukm - excrement

sloth - slowly

stang - right

slurking urpal slackush scrum - dirty words of the most foul meaning

slurvish - selfish, self-centered

Snud - southern Underland

Tulgey Wood - a thick wood where Alice meets the Jabberwocky

Underland - the real name for the place Alice calls Wonderland

Upelkuchen - cake that makes one grow

Witzend - a western land where the Mad Hatter and March Hare were born

yadder - far away - way yadder beyond the Crossling in Snud

zounder - behind you!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

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1. Kat the Strange »
Kat Scuito has familial troubles but needs change in her life - or what's left to it. What better way to solve that than to put her and Aunt Abby together and fight out their problems? Potential spoilers of some episodes. AU; 9x04 never happened
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,769 - Updated: 12-27-11 - Published: 12-25-11 - Abby S.
2. October » reviews
Was called Fraternal, until a reviewer suggested that this title was fine. Summary: Marti finds out that she Dierdre isn't her only half-sister. Dierdre has a fraternal twin, October. Summary sucks like CW for cutting the show, but please read if you wan
Hellcats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,255 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-4-11 - Published: 5-21-11 - Marti P.
3. MGA Chronicles » reviews
A case hits McGee so hard at home that Abby thinks she needs special powers just to make him better...maybe she's closer to that theory than she thinks. Warning: contains vampires, not Twilight though, McAbby. No sequel, this will be just one long story.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 53,148 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 6-23-11 - Published: 4-22-09 - Abby S. & Tim M.
4. It's a Big Mess From Myth » reviews
Just a thought on how I think the third movie could go...if they ever make it. Really suckish summary but I don't want to give anything away!
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,583 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 12-23-10 - Published: 1-24-10 - Larry D. & Amelia E.
5. Marvela »
What if the quote "I've been considering things that begin with the letter 'm'" actually had a deeper meaning to it? Rated T to be safe for future chapters probably. DISCLAIMER: Don't own anything, but Marvela's character traits
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,028 - Updated: 10-5-10 - Published: 3-19-10 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp