Age: will not tell

Location: will not tell

Favorite Book: The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexender Dumas

Favorite Movie: Stardust

Favorite Video Game: Morrowind

Favorite Television Show: Jane and the Dragon

Statement: Sorry to anyone who had been reading my "Life of" series, but I've lost all inspiration and saved data due to several computer and flashdrive failures.

Note on myself: I have a few different personalities, which appear interchangeably. The most prominent of these are grammer me, spelling me, and weird me. My reviews and stories will change depending on which one of these I am. Because this is a site with a lot of writing, weird me rarely appears. With this in mind, it seems that weird me was active when the following was posted. Very few of these are accurate. -Spelling

If you have ever run into a door, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever been called weird and taken that as a compliment, copy this into your profile.

If your currently trying to take over the world, copy this into your profile.

If you think people should just shut the hell up and stop stereotyping, then post this.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

If you have ran striaght into a window that you thought was an open door copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you have ever forgotten you age when somebody asked how old you were, copy this into your profile.

If you can do a backbend and not get up, then copy this into your profile.

Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, slygirl16, JForward, janefan13

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that annoying Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa,copy this into your profile.

If you have ever corrected the grammar and/or punctuation of others (especially a teacher), copy and paste this into your profile. (Spelling made me put this one up)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If it completely pisses you off when someone says being gay is gross, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your fist/head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard you began to hyperventilate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever worried about your health because you laughed so hard for so long, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've hyperventilated, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've hyperventilated multiple times, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever sung “99 Bottles of Coke on the Wall” all the way down, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy and paste this into you profile, you procrastinator.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you feel that classical music is AWESOME, but under appreciated by others, copy this.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile

If you have a friend who is homosexual and/or bi-sexual, and have absolutly no problem with it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Kimiko, Before the Sun Sets, BroadwayMasquerade(too many times to count!), Mrs.DeppQueenObsessorGoddess, XxSupernatural.LovexX, (Sad we know). Tiger-Cub684 (it was painful. Jarred my knee and couldn’t walk properly for months), janefan13

If you ever had family members worry about your mental state and sometimes call you crazy, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had to pretend that you knew what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wonder who started this stupid list in the first place, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know the words or dance to any Broadway show, camp song, or theme song better than the words or dance to Soulja Boy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever spoken in a foreign accent without intending to, copy and paste this into your profile. (does, on occaision, accidentally finding thyself speaking in the archaic tongue of Olde English, while still speaking with the dialect of an American count?)

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bare bating, dolphin hunting chimp slavery etc.) then copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some tall, metal pole that is blatently obvious copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Jforward, Sirius's Secret Lover, Arya_Toa_Metru_of_Elements, Magdalan-Saiyan-Toa, janefan13

If grammer me or spelling me tell you this is false, they are lying. Every. Last. One. Is. True! By the way, have any of you seen my scale model of the Chandra satelitite? I need to open a jar of pickles.-WeIrD