Hello, eager readers.

For starters: I will warn you, I might not post new chapters and stories immediately. For one thing, I DO have a life. (Cocoa987 stop snickering at this). I wil try to update stories as soon as I can. I said try, so don't get mad at me.

Links to Things (usually related to my stories):

The Gateway (the golden door in Believe): http://www.jigsawgallery.com/details.php?refnum=R15266

Myira and Seth during the parade (in Believe, they dress up as Susan and Caspian from Prince Caspian, DUH!): http://www.jowazzup.com/blog/images/prince-caspian-movie.jpg

Cool Quotes:

Friend: Bails you out of jail

Best Friend: Is sitting there next to you saying, "Damn! That was fun! Let's do it again!!" ~ alicejazz18 This is TOTALLY what we would do Chelsea! or Rachel! or Chloe! or Gina! or Gabby! As you can see, I have CRAZY friends!! :)

"Stupid, shiny Volvo owner," ~ Bella (twilight)

"Don't mess with me, I have problems!" ~ Scholastic Bowl Friend (he's insane!!)

"HORSES GO WOOF!" ~ Cocoa987 Don't deny it.

"Have fun storming the castle!" ~ The Princess Bride

-insert any Princess Bride quote here-

"Have you seen any romantic movies lately?" "The most romantic movie I've ever seen is Shrek 3." SHREK 3 IS ALL YOU CAN COME UP WITH!!

Truly stupid things found on other things.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.) ~ faxlover27

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stares at your mouth, kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don’t let go
When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, ask her what’s wrong
When she ignores you, give her your attention
When she pulls away, pull her back
When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, just hold her and don’t say a word
When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn’t answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up
When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don’t look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything
When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok, don’t believe it, talk with her, because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her, call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world, let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her, let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking babe?"

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his friends,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER!

Let's start with the usual facts and favorites: movies, books, foods, blah, blah, blah

Age: Take a wild guess!!

Gender: Well, you have a 50-50 chance... (if you're dumb)

Movies: Star Wars (all) TWILIGHT!, Harry Potter (all), Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, Disney's Beauty and the Beast, Disney's Mulan, Disney's Peter Pan (the classic Disney movies are SO CUTE!, but modern ones like Aladdin, The Little Mermaid, and Beauty and the Beast are still awesome. I'm glad that the Princess and the Frog will be hand-drawn. CGI animation doesn't have that same feel, and yes, I know some Beauty and the Beast backgrounds were CGI.), Inkheart, The Mummy Series (Rachel Weisz was the best EVY!), The Chronicles of Narnia (all), Push (Dakota Fanning drunk is HILARIOUS!!), 1776 ("Homicide! Homicide!)

Books: TWILIGHT!(entire series), The Kingdom Keepers Series, The Looking Glass Wars Series, Harry Potter (all), Star Wars Legacy of the Force (whole series, though haven't read the first two), Inkheart Trilogy (read Inkdeath!), Inheritance Cycle (Eragon), Maximum Ride (Final Warning was really lame), Percy Jackson and the Olympians (read #5), and whatever is in my bored grasp (something is usually there)

Music: Usually whatever I'm listening to on my iPod right now. But I'll give you a few favs. Everytime We Touch (CASCADA), Bella's Lullaby (Carter Burwell), Mamma Mia (Meryl Streep), Love Story (Taylor Swift, along with a lot of her other songs), Untouched (The Veronicas), Believe (Josh Groban), The Call (Regina Spektor, the Prince Caspian end song),

TV Shows: DOCTOR WHO!-insert all the imaginary exclamation points I can muster here-(it's a BBC show, but is shown on Sci-Fi for the U.S. fans), The Sarah Jane Adventures (a Doctor Who spin-off), The Closer, NCIS, Burn Notice, Dancing with the Stars, Bones (started to watch it and liked it), Law and Order (all)

This is for one of my best friends: KINGDOM HEARTS ROX!! I think KH2 is a better game though. Can't wait for the next games to come out soon though, in the U.S. :)

Languages I Want to Learn (I've got a LOT of work to do):

Polish

Swaihli (I think that's how you spell it)

Mandarin

Sign Language

Braille

French

Portugease

Arabic

Hebrew

Latin

Hawaiian

-insert any ancient language here- (what!! I KNOW that I'm a geek.)

Stories:

Believe: Since I couldn't type a short good summary, here it is: Alice receives a vision of Cinderella Castle (at Walt Disney World). (Warning: This is not a crackfic; it is a "serious" story, though some humor will be involved) She also sees this girl on a nearby park bench and this girl says "I'm waiting." -vision terminated- The Cullens then go to WDW to investigate. WARNING:This is post-Breaking Dawn, so read Breaking Dawn before Believe! Kingdom Hearts elements might show up! Also, this was rated T to be safe . So, Twilight, Kingdom Keepers, and/or Kingdom Hearts fans FLOCK HERE!!

Star Wars: I have an idea for a Star Wars story about Aayla Securra. She is one of my favorite Jedi, I'll try to get her right. Wish me luck! ON HIATUS!

Vengeance: Complete, what more can I do?

All-Seeing: The summary I gave was the best I had. Um, read and review!! ON HIATUS, UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE OR BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!

Mary Poppins: Done, might turn in to a story, eventually. I actually have a half-page in my head.

Letting Go: Seeing as how people have responded, I guess I am to continue with this story. I have the third chapter sort of finshed, but I need to start the second chapter. And no, the numbers are in the right order. And, you really don't need to have read Max in order to read Letting Go, but I'm afraid that I might reference Max accidently, so it wouldn't hurt. The last chapter I posted was full of the story ideas I had for it. So, I need help. PLEASE GIVE ME IDEAS!

Once and For All: Cocoa987 and I came up with this coming back from a field trip (TO A BASEBALL GAME!). Newsies are the Outsiders (or greasers) of their time. Cocoa987 called dibs on Seize the Day before I could, so she will write the story for that. Sorry, some of the lyrics got changed, but last time I checked, Ponyboy and the gang don't live in New York or sell newspapers. Read, review, and enjoy!

Pride: I've had this story unofficaly outlined (in my head) for months now. On the way back from another field trip (on a couch bus) I started writing it out. It actually takes place after Believe, but I promise to give no spoilers 'till Believe is finished. Please read. It seems these storys get less views and it reallys saddens me, as those ones are the ones I work on the hardest. So please, read the "Children of the Kingdom" series for me.

Can You Love Green Eyes?: I really don't like what I had posted before. I'm rewriting now as I speak, so try to wait for the new draft.

Up and Coming Stories: Cocoa987 and I are collaborating on a collection of oddball couples and a Indian in the Cupboard/Night at the Muesem crossover. We'll try to get things out as soon as possible. Plus, I'm writing a Beka/Rosto fic, so I'm busy, Busy, BUSY!

And just for the record, I don't like Nick/Cassie fanfics, but the ones that are in my favorites, were so nicely written for grief and loss, that I HAD to add them.

ALSO, IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS OR GUESSES ABOUT WHAT IS TO COME IN Believe or All-Seeing (or anything else), PLEASE SEND THEM TO ME! I'm all ears. IF YOU HAVE A SUGGESTION AND I USE IT, YOU WILL GET RECOGNITION, SO PLEASE RESPOND!

sorry for all the long paragraphs in my profile...

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