Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Remember the Titans.
Hey, guys! I'm inspiration-arts (literally!) And guess what? I LOVE BOOOOOOKS!! Yup. It's true. Anyway, here's a bit more about me:
Age: I'M NOT TELLING AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!
Favorite books/series: Twilight, Maximum Ride, anything published by Simon Pulse (that's ROMANCE, people!), The Olympians series, NO FEAR SHAKESPEARE (Spark Notes), manga of almost all kinds, and a whole bunch of other books I can't think of right now.
Favorite Movies: Mirrormask (tell me if you've seen it!), Twilight, Sense & Sensibility (Jane Austen book-turned movie), She's the Man, Studio Ghibli movies (anime), HARRY POTTER, and a whole bunch more...
My Quote: (I memorized this in drama class) "To be, or not to be, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to sling the arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing, end them. To die, to sleep no more, and by a sleep to say we end the heartache of a thousand natural shocks that the flesh is heir to. 'Tis a consummation of flesh devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep."
Basically, he's talking about whether or not he should kill himself, but that's Hamlet for you. Depressing, but he really gets things done.
Things I Will Update:
My profile/avatar: whenever I feel like it
The stories I make: Mostly weekends, but maybe a few school days, too
Anything Else: Who knows?
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING BUT THE CHARACTERS I MAKE UP MYSELF!! Because I know that if I don't do this now, I'll forget about it and then get in trouble.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! THE WORDS THAT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR...HERE IS THE RANDOM STUFF!!
Question: A peacock lays an egg in your neighbor's yard. Suddenly, it takes the egg and flies into your yard. Whose egg is it?
Answer: Who cares? Just shoot the peacock, and have a barbecue! You can save the egg for breakfast. (Real Answer: Peacocks don't lay eggs! That's peahens.)
My brother likes peanut-butter and cheese sandwiches. Yes, you read that right.
Papa was a rollin' stone...wherever he laid his hat was his home. And when he died, all he left us was aloooone.
Spay and neuter your pets...with garden shears!
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Bang, bang, Lulu! Lulu had a bicycle, it's seat was made of glass! Every time she rode it, it broke up in her...Bang, bang Lulu!
A teacher tells his students this story: When he was a teenager, he drank a lot, even though his mother begged him to stop. One day he was riding his bicycle, when he saw a motorcycle coming. He rode one way, trying to evade it, but the driver turned the same way, and...BAM! The next thing he knew, he was lying on the grass. He sat up and looked around. And what did he see? A funeral!
"I must be dead!" he thought. But then he remembered: he'd walked to the hospital, and they'd checked him out as okay. Then he'd started walking back home and apparently blacked out. Put to rights, he walked back home.
"I told you to stop drinking," his mother said, shaking her head."
"And I never did it again." the teacher tells his students. The students all smile waiting for the life lesson they're about to be told. "I stopped bike riding to school."
"WHAT?!" The students exclaim.
Rainbows make me feel all fuzzy inside!
Imagine this...you're staring into your lover's beautiful green eyes--which are actually the irises, which expand and contract to vary the amount of light that goes into the pupil, the hole that lets light into the eyes. It looks black because of the cornea...which--anyone who's laughing right now has been there.
10 Things you never, EVER do in the Cullen house:
Wear a cape,or worse, polyester
Threaten to destroy all the grizzly bears
Give Emmett steroids
Walk up to Carlisle and say, "I need to get high."
Support the Union
Bring a Magic 8 Ball
Paint " I PREFER BRUNETTES" on Rosalie's door
Give Jasper anti-depressants
Feed Emmett sugar and let him run wild.
Sing "I'm A Barbie Girl" reeeeaaaaally loud in your head and see what happens.
This is about abortion...
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Edward had a little lamb,
little lamb, little lamb,
Edward had a little lamb,
her skin was white as snow.
And everywhere that Edward went
the lamb was sure to go.
An Ode To Skittles
See the rainbow.
Taste the rainbow.
Gorge the rainbow.
Puke the rainbow.
Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough guts to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
Girl: Slow down!
Guy: No this is fun!
Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you. Now slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.
Two people were on it and only one survived.
The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realised his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.
Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.
If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (I'm not being stuck up; I just have confidence in myself.)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (I DO TOO!)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BREASTS, so I MUST be a ho. (I'm a 34DD, and proud of it!)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude (I'm keeping my flower 'till I'm married, and that's that!)
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... Or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. (I'm sorry, but kool-aid is nasty!)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA (but he could black, though; he had woolly hair. White people don't have woolly hair.)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (It's called puberty, people!)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I draw manga, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Pssh! I do karate, and I'm pretty freakin' good at it, too!)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (Feminism is the power to choose, baby!)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (Nooo...)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm BI, so I MUST think everyone I see is hot
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
Some people talk and talk, some never say a thing, some people look at you, and birds begin to sing... (Yes, this is an actual song)
Don't be so re...diculous! STOP AND THINK! THE 'R' WORD IS VERY, VERY BAD! MENTAL RETARDATION IS A CONDITION, NOT AN INSULT! (And no, I am not joking. I'm serious. I've never used the 'r' word to insult a person in my life, and I'm going to keep it that way.)
Stevie Wonder and Bob Marley...Whoooo!
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile
Friends & Best Friends
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Dang, we screwed up"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
BEST FRIENDS: Are forever
ATTENTION!! COULD EVERYONE PLEASE READ THESE FOLLOWING WORDS:
May Daddy's Little Cannibal (aka Stephanie), who passed away on May 8th, 2009, please be remembered for her wonderful fanfiction works, all of which were amazingly well-thought out, deep, enriching stories. I never knew her personally, but I loved her work and always will. May her words live forever in the hearts of those who knew her or her writing.
IF YOU KNEW DADDY'S LITTLE CANNIBAL OR HAVE READ ANY OF HER WORKS AND WANT TO PAY RESPECTS, PLEASE POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE.
The stings and bruises of a thousand years past
Live on and on and on.
If you forget, the land will show you:
Trees extend their broken battered limbs,
Earth shakes, rumbles, with indignation.
Water chatters, eager to tell;
For it's been waiting, stirring, shouting.
All to no avail.
The lives and the loves,
Feelings, shakings, bashings, breakings.
This is the song.
In which the whole world sings.
Dissonant and resonant.
Oscillating and rigid.
Stretching and contracting.
Pleasure and pain.
War and peace.
Life and death.
This is the song.
In which the whole world sings.
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