You know, it takes me quite a while to compose profiles, because I have absolutely no idea what to say. I'm a LONG time fan-fic reader, in fact, I've been reading for five-ish years now. My first fandom was HP, and I recently got very violently sucked into the House fandom.

Shipping is as follows:

HP

Harry/Ginny (when written sensibly)
Harry/Hermione (secret favorite :D)
Harry/Draco (when written plausibly)
Draco/Ginny (ah.. the proverbial fire and ice)
Draco/Hermione (this is where I resist writing something asinine like, "He's just what she needs".. oops.)
Severus/Hermione--> ALL TIME FAVORITE..

House, M.D.

House/Cameron (what else?)
House/Wilson (evil grin)
Wilson/Cuddy (it's like Hameron in reverse :D)
House/Cuddy (love/hate)
You want to know why? Just humor me for a second. (if you're bored enough to read my profile, you can't get any more bored, so just go with it.) The Cuddy fanfic writers write is in tune with House, and doesn't act like Nurse Brenda. That Cuddy is the perfect woman for House, able to stand up to him, and yet be familiar and strong enough for the emotional baggage. But here's the thing...Cuddy is clueless on the show. Abso-fricking-lutely clueless. And I love Edelstein, but sometimes I swear to God the writers have this huge blind spot where Cuddy is concerned. She was a great character, but with the baby arc, and the Huddy... and she doesn't KNOW him!! For the love of all that is sacred, she set up a fricking trip wire! WHERE o WHERE is that famous Jewish guilt complex? And if she got over it, she's going to cause him pain now? I don't know a lot about writing a TV show, but in literature, that's called an inconsistency, peeps. (Cough: David Shore, that means you.) She's supposed to have known him forever, yet she makes fundamental errors of judgement where she's concerned, and just plain judgements that give us Hameron fans nausea. I mean, Cameron's somewhat excused 'cuz she's only known him for a short while, but come on! COME FRICKING ON. I'm done now. (Exhale, inhale, exhale. You need a paper bag, Grey? :D)

Grey's Anatomy (I can't believe I ignored this..)

Mark/Lexie (oh... my God. This is one pairing that has captured my fancy... I haven't been this obsessed since SS/HG!)
Owen/Cristina (I must have a soft spot for the blue eyes and the damage... and big hair.)
Mer/Der (Love/Hate)

That's it for now, I guess. I'll put more quotes in here when I feel like it :D

Oh, and I beta, if anyone is interested... and if anyone is looking to beta, then please PM me.

Oh, and review? Please??

Blanket Disclaimer: If you recognize it, it's not mine. Capite?