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| FullmetalVampire123 |
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Author has written 32 stories for Rosario + Vampire, Twilight, Fullmetal Alchemist, Soul Eater, Kim Possible, Fairly OddParents, iCarly, and Pitch Perfect. Hello! I started reading RosarioVampire when I was 11 and I have loved it and will always love it. I started reading Fullmetal Alchemist when I was 9 and I will always remember it. My penname happens to be a blend of the two and although I usually consider changing it, I don't, simply for nostalgic purposes. You can find me on deviantART as RosarioAlchemist456 and on FictionPress as JaycePuckett! My cousin is flippygirl123456789 (on here). I do weird things. Every time I find MLP merchandise I send a picture to my best friend. I drank XXX Lifewater for a month one summer because it had Eclipse labels (it was gross). I eat everything I see and maintain a weight of around 140 lbs. My shoulders are huge. I actually enjoy swimming butterfly. I wear fedoras. I suck on Tootsie Pops to keep me from eating said everything. There is no sense of time in my room. I dropped City of Bones and my radio remote under my bed and never retrieved them because I can live without them. I like music. A lot. Most of my favorite pairings are femslash. I like Homestuck. It's plot confuses me and it's freakin' long but the writing is good, the characters are enjoyable, and the jokes are funny. Stephanie Meyer is an awful writer. Twilight is awfully written. That doesn't mean I don't like it. I have a particular love for the world and characters she created, but I honestly wish someone else had written those books. "Scared the hell out of them, too. Jasper shows up, covered in battle scars, towing this little freak, who greets them all by name, knows everything about them, and wants to know which room she can move into. When I got home, all my stuff was in the garage." -Edward C. | |||||||
1. Monster » reviewsThere's something lurking in the woods of Styx Hollow, but Aubrey Posen is not afraid. Mitchsen, AU.Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-6-13 - Aubrey P. & Beca M. - Complete2. I Only Date Jocks reviewsAubrey Posen is looking for love in all the wrong places. When she meets Beca Mitchell and Chloe Beale, however, things get a little more complicated than she would have liked. Triple Treble/ABC/Bechaubrey, AU.Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-3-13 - Aubrey P.3. Clabooies reviews"Sorry, my brain was trying to decide between 'cleavage' or 'boobies' and it just mixed the two together."Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-25-13 - Beca M. & Chloe B. - Complete4. Legato » reviewsBeca visits Forks with Chloe for her cousin Bella's wedding. While the newlyweds are off honeymooning, the two Bellas decide to enjoy Forks, but after Jacob imprints on Chloe, Beca discovers that Forks isn't really what it seems, and Bella's life is more interesting than she lets on. Bechloe, onesided Jake/Beca, Rosella, minor AU.Crossover - Twilight & Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,110 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 1-21-13 - Published: 1-14-13 - Bella & Beca M.5. Intervention » reviewsBella and Edward get into an argument at the Cullen graduation party. Rosalie proposes a solution: Bella takes a break from men and dates her for a week. In the end, Bella makes her own choice. "It's so easy to fall in love but hard to find someone who will catch you." E/B/R, AU.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,401 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 1-1-13 - Published: 12-15-12 - Rosalie & Bella6. Girl of War » reviewsOn the Promised Day, Isabella Hawkeye was dragged through the Portal of Truth to the other side trying to save Mustang. After 4 years, she regains some sense and drags herself back through, losing part of her leg in the process. Much to her irritation, 7 all too familiar vampires follow her. Olivier/Riza, Ed C/Bella/Rosalie, Ed E/Winry, others to followCrossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,529 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-15-12 - Published: 6-14-12 - Riza H. & Bella7. The Dawn of a New Era reviews*MAJOR BD PT2 SPOILERS* What if Alice's vision had come true? "While I thought that I was learning how to live, I have been learning how to die." Bella-centric, oneshot.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-25-12 - Bella - Complete8. Safer In My Arms » reviewsA 16 year-old Sam struggles with her feelings for Carly. Meanwhile, Sam's cousin, Jaxter, shows up to train for Olympic Swimming Trials and Melanie comes home for the summer. Surrounded by her family, what choices will she make? Sam-centric, Cam.iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,697 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-11-12 - Published: 8-10-12 - Sam P. & Carly S.9. Carly Come Closer reviews"Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent." Short Cam drabbles written within the time limit of each song.iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-5-12 - Sam P. & Carly S.10. iEye reviewsIt's nothing unusual to see Sam covered in bandages. She's Sam. She picks fights and sometimes she ends up getting the shit end of the stick, but she still manages to crawl back here in one piece. To me. Carly/SamiCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-4-12 - Sam P. & Carly S. - Complete11. Digital Love » reviewsSometime after graduation, Tsukune receives an email from Moka informing him that her seal has been broken. After spending so much time with her sealed self, can he learn to love her true personality? Inner Moka/TsukuneRosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 7-1-12 - Published: 4-17-11 - Moka A. & Tsukune A.12. Immortal Waltz » reviewsHunters threaten the existence of the 6 vampire races. They must learn to coexist despite their differences in order to survive. Dance In The Vampire Bund/Rosario Vampire/Vampire Knight/Twilight/Cirque du Freak/Chronicles of Vladimir TodCrossover - Twilight & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,869 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-24-12 - Published: 5-8-1113. Texts from Yokai Academy reviewsWelcome to the land of wild parties, hangovers, vodka, marijuana, and drunken stupidity. It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious.Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-31-1214. Blood Children » reviewsEverything is slowly coming together and puzzle pieces are falling into place. Family secrets are revealed and monsters crawl out of the holes they've been hiding in to wreak havoc upon the supernatural world.Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,494 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-26-12 - Published: 8-8-10 - Tsukune A. & Moka A.15. Wife Swap: Cullen vs Aglio » reviewsThe Cullens get accepted for Wife Swap! Will the new mom be able to deal with the wild Cullen family? Or will the Cullens be able to deal with the mom? OOC Post BDTwilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,749 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 12-16-11 - Published: 7-14-10 - Bella & Edward16. Back To Where We Once Belonged reviews10 years after the events of Breaking Dawn, the Cullens wake up to find they're back at Bella's first day in Forks! Bella and Jacob are human again and Nessie's still around, but everyone remembers what happened. How will they get back to the future?Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-26-11 - Bella & Edward17. Fairies and a Vampire » reviewsTimmy and his godparents are off to Youkai Academy! He's quickly thrown into the school's violent lifestyle. Can he deal with the fighting? What about Cosmo and Wanda? It's not like he hasn't saved the world before...Crossover - Fairly OddParents & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,039 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-8-11 - Published: 8-6-11 - Timmy & Tsukune A.18. Blood Redux: Relatives reviewsRewrite of the original Blood Relatives! Two lost relatives on the outskirts of Moka and Tsukune's families enter Youkai Academy. They're the new captains of the Security Force! Many many things happen ;DRosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-8-11 - Moka A. & Tsukune A.19. Shego, You're Fired » reviewsKiGo. Drakken discovers Kim's attraction to his supervillain sidekick and plays it to his advantage. After being fired, Shego's got to pull herself together and find a new way of life while dealing with the ever so clingy and affectionate Kim Possible!Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 6-5-11 - Published: 5-19-11 - Kim P. & Shego20. Through Glass reviewsA taxi cab carries a 19 year-old shinigami through the rainy streets of New York. AU KidLiz songficSoul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-15-11 - Death The Kid & Elizabeth T./Liz - Complete21. Paint It Black » reviewsThe sequel to Are You Gonna Be My Girl? Jasper gets a Volturi court summons and things get crazy in the Cullen house. Sam wants to kick Jacob out of the pack. Seth just wants everyone to get along. How will everyone fair in the long run? AU OOC Jazz/BellaTwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,937 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 9-10-10 - Published: 8-5-10 - Bella & Jasper22. Are you Gonna be My Girl? » reviewsLove is always complicated. And sometimes it's hilarious. JasperxBella EdwardxAlice AU OOC Lot's of JazzxBella fluff.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,733 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 8-5-10 - Published: 10-9-09 - Bella & Jasper - Complete23. Soul Eclipse » reviewsBella was never who she said she was. In reality, she's a scythemeister. Jacob is her weapon. And after two years, she's ready to get back into action. Twilight canon pairings. Kid/Liz Soul/Maka Tsubaki/Black Star Stein/MarieCrossover - Twilight & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,579 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 7-27-10 - Published: 5-27-10 - Bella & Death The Kid24. The Cullen HouseA basic description of how I picture the Cullen house. Oneshot.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Published: 7-14-10 - Complete25. Blood Reunion » reviewsOkay, last time, no proposal. This time, it is certain! Tsukune's got to pick one girl! He can't just walk away empty handed! XD *Chapter 3* I'M BACK!Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-3-10 - Published: 4-21-09 - Moka A. & Tsukune A.26. No reviewsSam Uley always thought that Seth said no too much. Oneshot.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-22-10 - Seth & Sam - Complete27. Rewind: A Coven's Journey » reviewsBella Swan. Abandoned by boyfriend, changed by Laurent. Famliy: Abandoned. Von Hohenhiem. Wife: dead. Sons: kidnapped. What would happen if these two met in a crowded English subway? Chaos, that's for sure. BellaxEd Cullen LeahxEd Elric AlxWinryCrossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,886 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 2-22-10 - Published: 11-1-09 - Hoenheim & Bella28. The Twelve Days of Twilight reviewsThe Twelve Days of Christmas, Twilight style! OOC. Breaking Dawn spoilers. REVIEW PLEASE! T for language. Oneshot.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 12-23-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete29. Mythical Creatures Like Big Butts reviewsThis is the story of Seth Clearwater, and how he manages to get one song stuck in everyone's heads. Canon. OOC. Takes place during Eclipse. T for language. OneshotTwilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 12-5-09 - Seth & Edward - Complete30. Blood Future » reviewsKage and Tatsu are back for their last year at the academy! While Gin tries to find a way back into the academy, Tsukune is thinking about what he's going to do after he graduates! Do I smell a proposal? And as usual, many, many things happen! *OMAKE*Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-19-09 - Published: 4-4-09 - Moka A. & Tsukune A.31. Blood Christmas » reviewsWOO! Things are heating up in the human world, especially when Kage invites everyone over for a HUMONGOUS Xmas party. Many, many, MANY things happen. Read Blood Relatives before you read this. FINAL CHAPTER UP!Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 4-4-09 - Published: 2-25-09 - Moka A. & Tsukune A. - Complete32. Blood Relatives » reviewsTwo lost relatives on the outskirts of Moka and Tsukune's families enter Yokai Academy. They are the new captains of the Security Force. Many many things happen. OMAKE UP!Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-25-09 - Published: 1-4-09 - Moka A. & Tsukune A. - Complete
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