Well...to start off

Name: Just call me Sammie

Age: 16

Country: USA

Hobbies: Piano, reading, writing, listening to music

Favorite Books: Twilight series, the Host, All American Girl, and its sequel, Ready or Not, House of Night series, Vampire Academy, basically anything Sara Dessen, Wild Roses, soo basically anything with romance in it lol

See..I would list all of my favorite bands, but that would take up to much room...and like the books, there are billions more lol.

Thank you all for reading my stories! I hope that i will make more, and you'll be the first people to see them!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the borderI GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loserI care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

If you absolutely despise tags that say "copy and paste this onto your profile," copy and paste this onto your profile.

Friends: Tell you that you look nice.
Best Friends: Say your outfit looks like throw up, and then help you find a new one 10 minutes before school starts.

Friends: Say "good luck" when you go get your ears pierced.
Best Friends: Help pick out your studs, take before&after pictures of your earlobes, and then put up with the unending questions and mirror-staring.

Friends: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night).
Best Friends: Start gushing with you.

Friends: Smile when you get obsessed with something.
Best Friends: Get obsessed with you.

Friends: Say "see you later!"
Best Friends: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.

Friends: Bail you out of jail.
Best Friends: Are sitting in the jail cell with you and saying "LET'S DO IT AGAIN!"

Friends: Forgive you.
Best Friends: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band.

Friends: Politely refuse food.
Best Friends: Demand it and wipe your pantry clean.

Friends: Are only through school.
Best Friends: Are forEVER!

Friends: Laugh with you.
Best Friends: Laugh AT you...WITH you.

Friends: Tell jokes with you.
Best Friends: Have countless inside jokes with you.

Friends: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.
Best friends: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"

Friends: Annoy you.
Best Friends: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.

Friends: Forget you.
Best Friends: Love you forever.

Friends: Like you.
Best Friends: Love you.

1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, iPOD etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?

Number 3 by the Mitch Hansen Band (Um..I've never really listened to this song lol)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

Last Christmas by Darren Hayes (Um..this makes sense how?)

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

Baby, We're Invincible by A Rocket to the Moon (In ways...)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

Close Every Door by Andrew Loyd Webber (??)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

O Holy Night (Um. Sure.)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Christmas is Going to the Dogs (Once again...never listened to this song.)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Something Bad from Wicked (Well..only my dad lol)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Crush (Sure..only on guys tho)

WHAT IS 2+2?

Something by the Beatles (hahaha that would be my answer!)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Too Cool by Megan Martin (Actually..she thinks she is too cool..so sure?)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

I Think I Love You (Hahaha i loved him once...)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

The New Girl In Town (um...sure?)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Mad As Rabbits by Panic! At the Disco (??)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Half-Truism by The Offspring (Only if he is sooo punk...them no)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Tearin' Up My Heart by N'SYNC (Um...only if i cheated on someone the day before and they were madly in love with me.)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Little by Something Cooperate (Never ever listened to this song)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?

A Perfectly Good Heart by Taylor Swift (??)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Dear Old Shiz from Wicked (??yea??)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Getting Better by the Beatles (In some ways...)

DESCRIBE YOUR FIRST KISS

Wonderwall by Oasis (Sorta...but it was amazing!)

WHAT IS YOUR IDEAL WEEKEND?

Post-Battle Sex by Dane Cook (lololololol maybe...haha no)

WHAT WILL YOU NAME YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD?

Bullet Proof by the Goo Goo Dolls (lol yes!)

HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Right Here by Miley Cyrus (I actually dont want to die in a computer chair...)

IF YOU HAD A SUPERPOWER WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Don't Say You Love Me by M2M (ummm...no)

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Coming Clean (The song does..but not really in life)

List twelve characters from your fav fandom in no particular order, then answer theses questions about them. feel free to use people you hate, too!

1. Edward

2. Bella

3. Erik Night

4. Zoey Redbird

5. Rose (from vampire academy)

6. Dimitri

7. Emmett

8. Jasper

9. Alice

10. Elphaba

11. Glinda

12. Ian from the Host

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fic?

Umm..no

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Umm..im not gay..sorry

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

Haha they would make one hell of a baby

4) Can you recall any fics about nine?

Yea. Many many many of them

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

um..not really..

6) five/nine or five/ten? Why?

um...neither...they aren't gay

7) What if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?

Haha Emmett would never shut up...Mel and Edward would be very very angry..

8) Make up a summary or a three/ten fic?

'can the tattoos and the green skin come together as one?' wont really work...

9) Is there such a thing as one/ eight fluff?

Edward and Jasper...noooooo

10) Suggest a title for seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Ian helped Emmett realizes that he is gay after all!

11) Would you consider reading a three/one smut fic?

Haha gay love...no.

12) Is anything on your fav list about eleven?

She is pretty?

13) Think of a title for a two/four or a two/five?

Bella and Rose...yea..um not happening

14) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would it be?

Emotions Are Your Friends, Too!

15) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING! 3 WAY GAY LOVE!

16) When was the last time you read a fic about five?

Like an hour ago

17)" (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1) ,heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a breif unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

First...Edward and Emmett aren't gay...Alice and Emmett won't really work out...and Edward would think that Glinda is too preppy for him...and Ian wouldn't do it with Glinda because she is stuce up...Ian wouldn't really like Rose all that much..to stuck up...and Rose and Erik wont work...2 way way diff stories.

18) Title/warning for the above fic?

WARNING! DONT READ..TO HORRIBLE

19) (5) (4), (7), (1) and (3) are playing Truth or Dare. (5) asks (7), and (7) says Truth. (5) asks who (7) loves, and (7), after some prodding from (3), confessed their true love with (4). (4) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (3). (7) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (1) while (3) and (4) run into the sunset together. However, (5) is secretly in love with (1), and become so jealous of (7), who, after the comfort from (1) becomes in a relationship with (1), and so (5) decides to murder (7), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (10) and is sent to prison, allowing (1) and (7) to continued their relationship.

Okay..here we go

Rose, Zoey, Emmett, Edward, and Erik are playing. Rose asks Emmett, and he says truth. Rose asks Emmet who he loves, after some prodding from Erik (WTF?) Erik confessed his true love with Zoey(Awww!) Zoey doesnt share, and she is in a relationship with Erik. Emmett is heartbroken and seeks comfort with Edward, while Erik and Zoey run into the sunset together. However, Rose is secretly in love with Edward, and become so jealous of Emmett, who, after the confort from Edward become in a relationship with Edward, and so Rose decides to murder Emmett, but is stopped just in time by the police officer Alice and is sent to prision allowing Edward and Emmett to continue their relationship..

Now is it me...or was the just messed up?

20) final question: Title/Warning for the above?

WARING: DON"T READ...TO BAD OF MENTAL PICS

TO HEAL THE HURT

Here, I will be posting pictures and other random tid-bits on what I think should happen in the story=]

Yes...I did just say tid-bits.

So here are the Characters- This is how I invision them...I like them young, like in the first movie. They will remain this way in my story.

So...here's what Jasper will be looking like in the story

http://api.ning.com/files/fqgS7LjBjJdKowa31O9tbNZe8zHRbBIm1mVFchTCIRaCM7Ii2qmcV6iGzl3wDeO7uXINgndWN-nmWc*AVfrIuL3Qj-n6a4qL/JacksonRathbonetoplayJasperHale.png

This is what Bella will be looking like in the story

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-DEJbQVe9KjU/TV-FE4Q-OAI/AAAAAAAAAoE/ii2t9KiJITQ/s1600/Bella+Swan+05.jpg

This is what Edward will be looking like in the story

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ezZ2vXl2ctQ/TNuXVt0B13I/AAAAAAAAKpY/r42h0lzRGo8/s1600/Picture6.png

This is what Alice will be looking like in the story

http://m1.paperblog.com/i/22/227226/ashley-greene-premiere-eclipse-madrid-L-1.jpeg

This what Emmett will be looking like in the story

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/_cb20100924144943/twilightsaga/images/d/df/Emmett-cullen-vestx320x480.jpg

This is what Rosalie will look like in the story

http://media.photobucket.com/image/Rosalie%20hale/TheCullens_album/Rosalie%2520Hale/rosalie.jpg

This is what Carlisle will be looking like in the story

http://www4.images.coolspotters.com/wallpapers/22676/carlisle-cullen-mobile-wallpaper.jpg

This is what Esme will be looking like in the story

http://www.twilightlexicon.com/wp-content/repsaj/2010/01/Esme_cullen-229x300.jpg

And last but not least, here is Bolton

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bvVvxWTEuSI/RuCQJR5r8bI/AAAAAAAABS0/E_iCle08kNw/s400/10p.jpg

So there are the characters and how I think they should look. If you can suggest anything, that'd be awesome=]

Have fun reading!!! =]