Hey! It's me! I am a vampire freak! LOVE THEM!! My favorite vampire books/series is the Vampire Academy series by Richelle Mead. I like Twilight but I think it could be better. I like to wear dark clothes, usually blacks, reds and purples. One of my best friends sometimes calls be the goddess ofdeath, death angel and apparently behind my back vamp girl. She also says I'm emo when me and most of my other friends say I'm not. But its fun to fight with her, plus I love her! I'm really close to her. When I write comes from my muses, day-dreams and regular dreams. My grandmother would always say I should write down my day-dreams so I did after a bit. But I can't write out of nothing I have to have my muses or else my stories don't flow. I write for fun and I love it!! One of my teachers -my teacher who is also the writing teacher and other teachers- says that my stories are really good and that she wouldn't be surprised if i became an author. But i don't think that will happen any time soon. Most of my stories are based on other stories like Vampire Academy, Twilight, and lately Charmed and Harry Potter. That is why I'm on fanfiction. I have one story that I work on off and on that isn't based on something I've read or watched. But that is sort-of a bunch of one-shots. I would have to come up with a way to get them to work together in the same story. I could do that, but I don't feel like it. I'm to busy with my other stories and everything else that's going on in my life.

MY STORIES!!

Okay, I have a sick and sometimes twisted mind. I know that! I don't need people to tell me that in their reviews for some of my stories!! I write the stories because I find it entertaining and/or I just have the plot stuck in my head!! Also in some of my stories (most of then, not Together Again, or Dream and I'm not sure where I'm going with my song fic. Or how the Bella in Eternity will be) the main character/s might be sadistic. I have a thing for DARK FICS!! Also it might take me a while for me to update my stories, thats because my muse doesn't like to keep to one story. It switches from story to story, sometimes making up some totally different story. But I will continue them! Until I'm finished!! The only story I'm at an impass with is my song fic because I don't know if I want to end it right there, but otherwise I WILL UPDATE!!

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to "magically wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that shiz up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh shiz, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Jasper, Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the library, and listening to them over and over again. Crazy is when you don’t say a thing about yourself in your fan fiction bio but instead yell random things that make you laugh. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very serious matter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loud and you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it's sad. Crazy is when you head bang to a slow song, or become obsessed with the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds you of Edward Cullen for some odd reason. Crazy is naming your winter jacket Mr. Puffy and your best friend naming hers Mrs. Puffy and letting them marry for the winter.Then at the end of the winter, they both retire and divorce each other. Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on your scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes five minutes left! Crazy is having a major argument with your friend...and I mean major...its still going on and it has already been a year...about which one is better: pudding or Jell-O. Crazy is when you argue with your friends at lunch with who you would rather date, Edward Cullen or Jacob Black. Crazy is not sleeping 3 nights in a row because you stayed up reading fan fiction and then jumping in bed at 7:00 am when you’re mom comes to wake you up so you can get ready to go to work with her, where there is a computer where you continue to read fan fiction. Crazy is laughing your ass off while you’re supposed to be giving a report on Pluto and then being threatened by you teacher that she will fail you if you don’t stop cackling like an idiotic hyena.Crazy is writing a fan fiction (for your own amusement) about Edward Cullen falling in love with a turtle who loves a monkey, but Emmett loves the monkey and threatens to squish the turtle which makes Edward go all PMSy! Crazy is freaking out because you saw a silver Volvo and tripped on the sidewalk laughing like a maniac. Crazy is when you start laughing until you butt falls off for no apparent reason and your mom comes in the room and goes like, "What the hell is going on?" Crazy is if you suddenly yell, 'PARTY IN MY TUMMY!' and everyone stares at you in Pre-Algebra class. Crazy is having an argument with your best friend about who gets to date Edward Cullen. Crazy is when you compare everything and everyone to Twilight. Crazy is bumping into the wall and yelling at it for being in your way. Crazy is when you see a really pale guy on the street and yell, “Vampire!” Crazy is naming your favorite stuffed bunny Esme, and dropping her off a cliff in the hopes that Carlisle will find her and turn her into a vampire bunny. Crazy is when you would rather be with James then any other vampire and you have a fight with you friend over who is better/hotter/sexier/more badass, James or Edward, during a sleepover when it's the first time you've seen her in almost a year.If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Put you're iPod/mp3 on shuffle and answer these questions:

1. How does the world see me?

Shine - Aly and AJ (They follow me, that would explain why people always come to me)

2. Will I have a happy life?

Wouldn't It Be Good - Cascada (What? I don't know how that would answer that question)

3. What do people really think of me?

Keep Holding On - Avril Lavigne (They know I'll always have hope?)

4. Do people secretly lust after me?

Outrageous - Britney Spears (I'm pretty sure thats a yes.)

5. How can I make others happy?

Protecting Me - Aly and AJ (I think a lot of people know that)

6. How can I make myself happy?

Happily Never After - Pussycat Dolls (By leaving my boyfriend/husband? I'll keep that in mind)

7. What should I do with my life?

Hate That I Love You - Rihanna Feat. Ne-Yo (Misleading title. Fall in love? I was already planning that)

8. Will I ever have children?

Promiscuous Girl - Nelly Furtado ft. Timbaland (Is that a yes?)

9. What is some good advice for me?

Party People - Nelly Furtado feat. Fergie (Interesting)

10. What do I think my current theme song is?

Beautiful Dirty Rich - Lady Gaga (That is an amazing song!!)

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani (LOL! I love this song!!)

12. What song will play at my funeral?

Never Again - Kelly Clarkson (If you've seen the music video that might make some sense! WOW! But I'm not dead, am I?)

13. What type of men/women do you like?

I Gotta Feeling - Black Eyed Peas (what?)

14. What is my day going to be like?

Do You Believe In Magic - Aly and AJ (That's good! I think...)

15. Why am I here?

With Love - Hilary Duff (To fall in love? A lot of the songs have to do with love, I must fall in love soon.)

16. What will people remember me for?

Whisper - Evanescence (What??)

17. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?

Fairytale - Sara Bareilles (I don't even like that song, so that makes sense)

18. Are there people outside waiting to take me away?

Damaged - Danity Kane (Yes?)

19. What will this year be all about?

Jumpin' Jumpin' - Destiny's Child (Clubbing with my friends?)

18. If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:

See You At The Show - Nickelback (That doesn't make any sense!!)

19. The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:

Halo - Beyonce (Damn! What's with all the answers being about love or things like it??)

20. Your message to the world:

Check on it - Destiny's Child (Not going to say a thing)

21. Your deepest secret:

Genie in a Bottle - Christina Aguilera (Chek quote for number 20)

22. Your innermost desire:

Here Without You - 3 doors down (??)

23. Your oldest memory makes you think:

Rock Your Body - Justin Timberlake (That makes a lot of sense! Not! LOL!)

24. Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:

Should've Said No - Taylor Swift (Ouch)

25. When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:

Hot As Ice - Britney Spears (Why would I say that?)

26. Right now, your feelings are:

Naughty Girl - Beyonce (It's Lying!! Maybe...)

27. The day you fall in love will be the day that:

Gypsy Woman - Hilary Duff (Listen to the song, it's easier that saying anything)

28. You scream when you cry:

Blame It - Jamie Foxx ft. T-Pain (I do sometimes)

29. You’d describe you best friend as:

Freakshow - Britney Spears (That might fit for some of my BFFs)

30. Your friends describe you as:

Just Dance - Lady Gaga (I think I should be offended)

31. In an elevator you are most likely to:

Everytime We Touch - Cascada (WTF?)

32. Your philophisy in life is:

Picture to Burn - Tayor Swift (Mmmm)

33. Your farewell message to the readers of this:

Yeah - Usher (LOL!)