RED ALERT (SPELLED OUT IN WHAT I FERVENTLY HOPE IS CLEAR & CONCISE ENOUGH FOR YOU):

1. I am NOT the author of The Office.

2. The author of The Office is tby789.

3. You can find tby789 at www.tby789.com.

4. The fact that tby789 removed The Office does not signal the end of the world, no matter how put-out you may feel about it. IT'S A STORY, PEOPLE...NOT THE CURE FOR CANCER.

5. From this date (12/19/09) forth, I reserve the right to ignore and/or feature your insane, pleading missive whenever and wherever I choose. Any residual patience I had for this sort of fuckery is completely & utterly GONE. SNAP OUT OF IT & GO LIVE YOUR LIFE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

6. I have removed the two outtake/RPOV chapters I wrote for The Office, as it seems nonsensical to keep them posted when the original fic is no longer online.

7. Save your butthurt complaints. If I don't know you, I simply don't care what you have to say, especially about what I've posted on MY OWN PROFILE.

8. :birdflip:

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