| edward-perfers-brunettes95 |
Author has written 1 story for Twilight. Hey I am a twilight and vlad fanatic and i love fanfiction! Myfav color is green and i heart starbucks:D! My friends are amazing and my best freinds are even better i hate my school but i am going into high school and my (9th grade friends say it is way beter yayness! Also i enjoy vampire books like vampire kisses you should read it and if you already have read it again! I like Evernight by Claudia gray=! I love making expressions with signs XD!! I am gonna put some of the stories i've been fiddlein with on here hope u like if you don't well that sucks for you i like them! Look at my favorites there good !! The shoes she bought in chapter 1 http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/Shoes/WedgesHeels/Iron-Fist-Skull-Heels-313078.jsp Motorcycle http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/other/motorcycle/motorcycle_5.jpg Demetri http://www.quizilla.com/user_images/X/XX/XXO/XXOXDARKXNIGHTXOXX/1235435891_4328_full.jpeg Why America has some issues 1. Only in 2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places 3. Only in America...do drugstores 4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, 5. Only in America...do banks leave 6. Only in 7. Only in America...do we use 8. 9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to . FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit! The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. Silence is golden but duck tape is silver. You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you love rain, copy this into your profile. If you think believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile If you like fire and fireworks and explosions and things that go boom, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile 20 Things to do at Wal-Mart 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!" 17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes. 18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you. 19. Throw things over one aisle into another one. 20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie. You know you live in 2008 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... 25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. Lessons Learned in Twilight: 1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine. If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile If you think Mike should be run over by a bus copy and paste this into your profile If you think that bus should also take out Eric copy and paste this into your profile If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think Edward Cullen is hot, copy and paste this onto your profile If you went to sleep at around 2 am or later reading the Twilight books, copy and paste this onto your profile. My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are absolutely in love with Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever wanted to be that little hyper pixie of Alice, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your proflie. If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile. Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that the Twilight books are the best books known to woman and man,(and aliens if you belive) copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever had a constant enemy, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever quoted Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Carribean, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.(good times!) 1) You have read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse at least 3 times. 2) You own all above mentioned books. 3) You know that they're totally going to screw up Twilight the Movie, and 4) You have read everything on every page of Stephanie Meyers web site. 5) You have reread a lot of these pages. 6) You read fanfiction about Twilight. 7) You write fanfiction about Twilight. 8) At one point or another, you have had a screenname/username that says 9) You constantly count the days until Breaking Dawn comes out. 10) For a long while after you read Twilight/New Moon, you acted as a 11) If said people have not read Twilight, you insist that they read it, 12) If anyone says something that goes against the statement that Twilight 13) You stand firm by your belief that anyone who says that Twilight is just a crappy, unrealistic love story(and yes, believe it or not, I do know someone who has said this!) should be taken to the edge of a cliff and pushed off. 14) For months after you read it, Twilight was your favorite subject to talk 15) When you found out you would have to wait until August of 2007 for 16) You argue with your friends over which member of the Cullen family you 17) You began reading fanfiction as a desperate attempt to read something 18) No matter how many times you read Twilight or Twilight-related stories, 19) As you read this list, you are smiling and nodding at almost every thing 20) Even though you know it's impossible, you often wish that you were a 21) Vampires are officially your favorite mythical creature ever. 22) Your personal motto is, vampires are cool, not scary. 23) You know that you are not crazy for being obsessed with Twilight; people 24) When you hear that someone read Twilight and didn't like it or thought 26). You literally haunt Stephenie Meyer's website waiting for new information 27). You're driving your parents mad with your crazy countdowns 28). You're keeping track of all the "Breaking Dawn Quotes of the Day" and trying to figure out what they all mean 29). Your home page is Stephenie Meyer's website 30). Your desktop has something to do with the Twilight Series 31). Your screen saver reads "Twilight Movie: November 21" 32). You have both the original New Moon book and the New Moon Special Edition 33). You put your Eclipse poster in plain view so that everyone can see it 34). You can't believe that most people haven't read the books 35). You know all the characters so well that you feel as if you could write your own stories about them 36). You spend most of your day making up "What if...?" questions about all the different plot lines 37). You've actually read the play "Romeo & Juliet" just so you could find out how Jacob would die 38). You know you're addicted, but you don't care 39). You can't help saying, "I can't wait for August 2nd!" while everyone who isn't "in the know" stares at you like you're psyco 40). You're more excited about the release of Eclipse than anything to do with Harry Potter 41). When you found out that Breaking Dawn wasn't coming out until 2008, you have a mental breakdown 42). When you found out about Midnight Sun you had yet another mental breakdown 43.) You ACTUALLY noticed there was no 25. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy an dpaste this to your profile. If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever asked a stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this to your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you support the "Make Edward change Bella into a vampire" club, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is this long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you have AACIBD Addicted to All Cullens Including Bella Disorder copy and paste this into your profile. If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Jacob should just stay a friend and have a happy ending copy and paste this into your profile. If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it's NOT even funny anymore, copy and paste this into your profile. If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If when you have a child, you'd consider naming him Edward, copy this into your profile. If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you've reread TWILIGHT over four (or more) times...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile. If you constantly worry about how the Twilight movie will turn out, slam it, flame it, declare that you won't see it, and then begin planning parties for you and your friends to go to the midnight premiere, copy and paste this in your profile. If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If people shake their heads when they talk to you copy and paste this is your profile If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile If you think Jacob is pathetic and needs to give up on Bella plus go jump off a cliff (or whatever he has to to die), copy and paste this in your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, Vampiregal22,Edward-Lover1, SPOONS Secret Agent Alice, Golden Eyed Vampire, Mrs_Cullen-Swan, EdwardsAllMiNe, Iluvedward4ever,Teamcullen-08, elven trinity, edward-perffers-brunettes If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile. If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you think Edward Cullen is hot, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you want to slice out Jacob Black's organs, throw them into a fire, and do a native dance around the fire, for what he did in Eclipse, copy and paste this onto your profile. 92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile. Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile. If you are on Team Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are absolutely in love with Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever wanted to be that little hyper pixie of Alice, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that the Twilight books are the best books known to woman and man, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile. If you've practically memorized Chapter 20 (Compromise) of Eclipse, put this on your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know that getting good grades has nothing to do with being smart, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. 96 of people don't know that 40 of all statistics are made up on the spot. If you're one of the 4 that does, copy and paste this into your profile. My Life is a Musical Game. Opening Credits - no one - alicia keys Waking Up - all or nothing - theory of a dead man First Day of School - wait no longer - trae castles band Falling in Love - feed back - janet jackson Fight Song - picture to burn - taylor swift Breaking Up - sailed away - saving abel Prom - paralyzer - finger eleven Life is just...OK - clumsy - fergie Mental Breakdown - I wanna be sadated - ramones Driving - hate my life - theory of a dead man (ironic cuz part of the song says i hate all of the ppl who can't drive their cars) Flashback - kiss kiss - chris brown Getting Back Together - apologize - one republic Birth of Child - abc,123 - michael jackson (RIP MJ) Wedding - Hello beautiful - jonas brothers Final Battle - out of my face - saving abel Death Scene - wait no longer - trae castles band Funeral Song - goodnight and goodbye - jonas brothers End Credits - everybody - keith urban If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. 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1. I feel likeme » reviewsBella finally chooses to dress as her self and moves to forks for college but runs into Edward who she happens to hate because she likes him but what will happen when Edward goes to the same college and gets jealous when she falls for someone else...Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-5-09 - Published: 7-21-09