THIS IS A NO FLAME ZONE! ALL FLAMERS WILL BE SHOT!

Howdy everyone!

Favorite Books: Eragon, Warriors, Harry Potter, Redwall, Animal Farm and The Zombie Survival Guide.

My favorite games are Resident Evil and Silent Hill.

My user name on deviantART is also Natureboy3. Go check out some of my pictures!

My user name on Youtube is Youkonbaloobuckweat. Check out my videos! Please keep in mind that I share the account with my brother, so any comments that are a giant grammatical sinkhole were written by him.

Real name: It starts with "Natureboy" and ends with "3".

Age: 14.

Favorite food: Rigatoni with spaghetti sauce.

Address: VisserZer0's coal mine.

Occupation: Coal miner and donkey rider.

Gender: Currently male human, but I will be able to morph into a cat if my experiment is successful.

Favorite Website: Fan fiction.net.

Hobbies: Playing the WII, reading, writing, hiking, camping, photography, screaming about lollipops, and poking grizzly bears with sticks.

Current location: An abandoned train car wondering what to do with the unconscious hobo.

What I am thinking about right now:...WHOPPER!!...

Jargon

If you're new to FanFiction and don't know the meaning of something, feel free to use this reference. Fret not, you'll be like a pro in no time.

Signed Review: When someone leaves a signed review on a story. A 'signed review' is when the pen name provides a link to the person's profile. They are logged in when they do this.

Anonymous Review: A review that the reviewer types in the pen name. They either don't have an account or are not logged in. The pen name does not provide a link to the person's profile. There is a tab on your log in page that will allow you to delete and/or block these types of reviews if you wish.

Flamer: Someone who tells you in a review that you fail as an author without giving you any type of constructive criticism. Often, they will curse you out as well.

R/R: Read and review.

Plushie: A stuffed animal, also known as a plush toy. A figurative object sometimes given as a reward for a review.

Cookie: A treat often given to those who review someone's story.

Songfic: A story that has several paragraphs, then several lines from a song, and continues to alternate.

Lemon: A story that is rated Mature for sexual content.

AU: Short for alternate universe, where the author changes the plot.

PM: Stands for Private Message. An email that goes to the person's inbox.

Shipping: a pairing

Slash: male+male (gay) relationship

Femmeslash: female+female (lesbian) relationship

Yaoi: slash (usually used in anime only, I believe)

Yuri: femmeslash (usually used in anime only, I believe)

Hiatus: on leave/hold/vacation

FF: FanFiction

Cannon: Also know as a crack pairing. A random pairing, or a really disturbed one that shouldn't exist.

Feel free to help me expand, clarify, or add any definitions that I missed. Just send me a PM. (See above)

Words of Wisdom to Fellow Writers:

There, their, and they're are three completely different words.

Too, to, and two are three completely different words too.

God is capitalized. Names are capitalized. The beginning of sentences are capitalized. The title of your stories are capitalized.

There's something called a "return" button that lets you make a new paragraph. No one likes a block of text.

"Teh" is not a word. I cast Painful Death spells on "teh." (This means you DGM3)

Showing, not telling.

This line is a waste of time. Please ignore it while I think of something better to write here.

There is a spellchecker on your word processing program, unless you're using copying off AIM. And that is silly.

If I sound like an arrogant cretin, it's because I have necromagic to defend me. And yes, necromagic is a word, care to challenge me?

Favorite quotes:

Despite everything, I believe people are really good at heart-The Diary of Anne Frank

People can tell you to keep your mouth shut, but that doesn't stop you from having your own opinion.-The Diary of Anne Frank

Let's not get hasty now, the way I see it there's no need for a dust up.-The Golden Compass

Fifty dollars to any patient who will leave right now.-House

Either you really suck at math, or you're going to die in two seconds.-House

Unfortunately, my outbox has been clogged by the war.-VisserZer0

I'm not popular enough to be different!-The Simpsons

Oh! What a wonderful sight! Cheese! I love cheese!-DGM3

You don't know what you're talking about! You can all go to hell!-Resident Evil 5

It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm trying to teach you to be the kind of dog that eats other dogs.-My math teacher

C'mon man. Feed me. Give me some screws. Screw me.-An adult leader in my Troop

Oreos! Oh my gosh! They're like sex in a cookie!-Someone at a Forensics tournament

Do you ever get the feeling that you're expendable?-Resident Evil 5

Dying's not so bad. But it's not gonna change anything. You're still screwed!-Resident Evil 5

Why don'y you try opening your eyes to everything going on around here? You might just find it leads you to where you want to go.-Silent Hill Homecoming

Zombie, zombie, zombie, zombie! It's like a damn video game!-Resident Evil Darkside Chronicles

You're not the only one with a gun, bitch.-Avatar

Raf is blocked, deviantArt is blocked, IC Hive is blocked, Youtube is blocked, even Fictionpress is blocked! What is the world is coming to?-VisserZer0

They're trying to ram us into the river! Do something!-Resident Evil 5

Enough with the warning shots! Take 'em out already!-Resident Evil 5

Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed

The Shoes You Wore Today: My slippers.

Your Weakness: Top Ramen. I love that stuff.

Your Fears: That the coal mine will become infested with Geeeflies and Gurgbugs.

Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, cheese pepperoni,more cheese, and crushed red pepper.

Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finish all the current stories my Christmas 2010.

Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Are you my Pappy?

Thoughts First Waking Up: Must...feed...dogs...

Your Best Physical Feature: My head. I can't live without it, can I?

Your Bedtime: School-nights: 9:30pm - Weekends: 11:00pm.

McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds

Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla

Do you Smoke: No.

Will you Smoke: No.

Do you Swear: I try not to.

Do you Sing: No.

Do you Shower Daily: Yep.

Do you behave yourself: Mostly.

Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes.

Do you think you are Attractive: That's not really for me to judge now, is it?

Are you a Health Freak: I wash my hands a lot, if that's what you're asking.

Do you get along with your Parents: Usually.

Do you like Thunderstorms: Hardly (if ever) get any. But knowing me, I would.

Do you play an Instrument: No.

In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No way.

In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes.

In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope.

In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: What...the hell?

What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A pharmicist. And an author on the side.

What country would you most like to Visit: Japan.

Number of CDs I own: Music wise, none.

Fave Food: I can't pick favorites to save my life.

Fave Music: Don't know music genres very well, so I'll name bands/musicians: Three Days Grace, Green Day, Weird Al Yancovic

What do your feet smell like?: Why don't you find out? I'm sure it'll be a pleasant experience.

What does your hair smell like?: Hair.

Can you clap with your feet? :Yep.

Have you seen purple cows?: I'm not at liberty to divulge that. It would compromise our agent's work in the field.

If you have had 10 Mountain Dews, what would you be like?: Where's the pizza?

W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R?

1. Pierce your nose or tongue?
Disgusting.

2. Be serious or be funny?
Funny.

3. Drink whole or skim milk?:
Skim.

4. Die in a fire or drown?
Help! Can't...swim...

5. Spend time with your parents or enemies?
Parents.

D O . Y O U . P R E F E R.

1. Sun or moon?:
Moon.

2. Winter or Fall?
Winter.

3. left or right?
Right.

4. Ten acquaintances or two best friends?:
Two best friends.

5. Sunny or rain
Rain.

6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?
Chocolate!

A B O U T . Y O U.

1. What time is it?: 5:50 pm Pacific Time.

2. What is your name?
It starts with "Natureboy" and ends with "3".

3. What do you want to do?: Eat my flaps of dead skin on the bottom of my feet.

4. Where do you wanna live?
In the United States.

5. How many kids do you want?
Dunno. Not too many.

6. Do you want to get married?
Yes.

7. have you ever done drugs?
Nope. Never.

8. what do you like on your pizza?
I answered this before, smart one.

9. Can you cross your eyes?
Yes.

10. Do you make your bed daily?: Usually.
R A N D O M.

1. Which shoe goes on first?
Right.

2. Ever thrown a shoe at someone?
Yep. Then it was chucked right back at me.

3. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Twirl.

4. Have you ever eaten Spam?
Nope.

5. Favorite ice cream?
Oreo Blizzard.

6. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet?: Two.

7. Do you cook?: Ow! I cut myself. Ow! I burnt my hand. I think I'll order a pizza...

8. Current mood?
Content.

IN . THE. LAST. 48 HOURS. HAVE. YOU.

1. kissed some one?
No.

2. Sang?
No.

3. Been hugged:
Yes.

4. Felt stupid:
Yep.

5. Missed someone:
Nope.

6. Danced Crazy?
Nope. I probably will later.

7. Gotten your hair cut?
Nope.

8. Cried:
Nope.

9. been kissed:
Nope.

. S T U F F .

2. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
My locker, in a school-wide search. The think that stinks is that they put my stuff back all wrong, and my coat got jammed in the door.

2. do you have a Dog?: I have three.

The last time you've been sledding?
Last year.

4. Do you consider yourself creative?
Yep. In some twisted ways, too.

Do you have any friends on FF.net?
VisserZer0 and DGM3, whom I know in real life,

Do you know anybody in real life from FF.net
See above.

Where are you?
In my chair.

Look up, then look back, what do you see?
The ceiling, the window,

What are you listening to right now?
Free Falling by Tom Petty.

Last thing you ate?: Two Hot Dogs with mustard and cheese.

Last thing you thought?
I wonder when this will end. I want to go play my Wii!

You have a million dollars what do you do?
Buy lots of books and video games.

What are you eating/drinking right now?
Nothing.

Find a Globe. Spin it. Where does it land?: My globe is upstairs in my room. I'm too lazy to go get it.

Find a book, turn to page 56, line 18, what does it say and what book is it?
Book: Warriors Power of Three: Sunrise.
It says, "the camp."

Turn on the TV, what show is on?
TV is playing commercials.

Type you name with your elbow: n mastkurtre bnopre43. That went well.

Now, type your name with your nose
nzt68r boy v. So did that.

Type your name w/out looking
nauebjx h2. I suck at this!

Stand up, close your eyes, spin around 3 times, open your eyes, what do you see?
My computer.

If you were any character from Warriors, who would you be?
Jayfeather.

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it?: A spiral notebook.

My favorite pairings for Warriors are:

FirestarxSandstorm: Sandstorm hates his guts in the begining, then falls head over paws for him. Cliche, but a good idea.

LeafpoolxCrowfeather: Romeo and Juliet warriors style. Need I say more?

JayfeatherxCinderheart: I can picture them running away like LeafxCrow. That would make for an interesting story.

BrightheartxCloudtail: Cloudtail brought Brightheart back from the brink, they were made for each other.

ScourgexSandstorm: When I am feeling evil. Or really high on sugar.

LeapordstarxRavenpaw:I plan to do a future story on them. There's no fanfics about them that I currently know of, so I may be the first! :)

JayfeatherxLeafpool: A good canon pairing.

JayfeatherxBrightheart: Can't think of anything at the moment, a cool pairing though.

HollyleafxBreezepelt: Let's pretend they're not related so they can be together!

LionblazexHeathertail: Why does she hate him? Idiot!

TigerstarxLeafpool: Mwaaaahahahahahahaha!

SquirrelflightxAshfur: Brambleclaw needs to fall down a hole!

Pairings I hate:

NightcloudxCrowfeather: Nightcloud is crazy, did she forget her medication or something?

BrambleclawxSquirrelflight: Brambleclaw still needs to fall down a hole!

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Firestar

2. Jayfeather

3. Ashfur

4. Cinderheart

5. Cloudtail

6.Brightheart

7. Crowfeather

8. Leafpool

9. Sandstorm

10.Ravenpaw

11. Silverstream

12. Leopardstar

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Brightheart and Silverstream? No, but I want to.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Cinderheart? Pretty hot. Ties with Leafpool, Silverstream, and Brightheart.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

There both she-cats so it's impossible. A Leopardstar and Leafpool pairing would be pretty cool though.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

There are several fics about Sandstorm.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Jayfeather and Brightheart? Yes, yes and yes!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Cloudtail and Brightheart or Cloudtail and Ravenpaw? Possibly.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Crowfeather would pass out walking in on Jayfeather and Leapordstar.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Takes place in the forest if the clans never left. Ashfur is rejected by Squirrelflight and goes to Ravenpaw for advice.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Firestar and Leafpool? I doubt it.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Crowfeather and Leapordstar? Across the borders.

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?

I'm sure someone does.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Probably

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

JayfeatherxCinderheartxCloudtail love triangle? That would rock.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Broken by Seether

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

FirestarxBrightheartxLeapordstar? Beware of canon.

16. When was the last time you read a ficabout Five?

Don't remember but not to long ago.

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Firestar and Crowfeather are in a happy relationship until Sandstorm runs off with Cinderheart. Firestar, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Silverstream and a brief affair with Leopardstar, then follows the wise advice of Cloudtail and finds true love with Ashfur.

What title would you give this fic?

Love has many forms.

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Crowfeather and Leafpool? I would die!

Stop Flamers Now!

No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can!

Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now"

Copy this onto your profile if you think Jayfeather, Hollyleaf, and Lionblaze are Leafpool and CROWFEATHER's kits.

IF WARRIOR CATS IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOK EVER COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this into your profile

If you thing Brambleclaw needs to fall down a bottomless pit so Ashfur and Squirrelflight can be together, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you act random most of the time, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’

If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are sugar high most of the time, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan-fictions, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile

If you ever fallen over laughing for no reason cut and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever cut and pasted cut and paste this on your profile.

If you talk back to the TV cut and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever want to be a cat copy and paste this into your profile

If you think warriors is the best books of all copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish the warriors books are true copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you can't decide who Crowfeather should be with, and can think of good reasons for Leafpool and Feathertail but not that icky Nightcloud, copy and paste this into your profile!

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you think energy drinks are bad for you because they make you spazz out, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you guys love warriors, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you guys love to read, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you like to get up early and go to school, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you like the outdoors, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think flamers are dirt bags who spend their day thinking of ways to insult people, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your an eco-nut, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your best friend's mom thinks your other best friend is a whack job, copy and paste this on your profile.

Did you know:

The junk mail Americans receive in one day could be used to heat 250,000 homes?

Americans produce enough Styrofoam cups each year to circle the earth 364 times?

40 percent of the pure water in your home is flushed down the toilet?

There's no limit to how many times you can recycle an aluminum can?

Only about 25 percent of plastic bottles are recycled?

Please recycle!

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

You know you live in 2008 when...

1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was

born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When

I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you

go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Ways to make sure you're insane

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.

As often as possible, skip rather than walk
.

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
.

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!"

If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile, and add your name to the list: Littlewhisker, Dovetail, AnThony Kaz

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've met your near twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (Actually my best friend, a boy is practicallly the same person as me)

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped, got up, and then fell right back down (copy and paste this to your profile)

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile. ((All of 'em!))

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. (W00T!)

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

Living might mean taking chances, but they're worth taking.

· Don't show off driving, if you want to race go to Indianapolis.

· Excuses never please anyone but the person giving them.

· Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.

· There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.

· Don't let what others think decide who you are.

· Stand up for what is right, even if you are standing alone

· You can know someone better in a moment of honesty than you ever can in a lifetime of lies.

· Don't let your life wait for other people.

· Dropping a cellular phone in a bathtub full of water kinda will kill the phone.

· Your mother will find out if you dye your hair purple.

· Don't ever fall in love with someone more than 1,000 miles away, it usually doesn't work. (coughcoughmistcoughcough)

· If it hurts, DON'T DO IT AGAIN!!

· If you fall on your friends rollerblades and end up with a huge scar on your leg from falling, don't use the same friends rollerblades again when you have brand new pants on!

· What does not kill you will ultimately make you stronger.

· Speaking in public gets easier with practice.

· Don't do cheers off a diving board.

· Ten years from now (or sometimes even next year) what we freak out about or are embarrassed by won't matter.

· Zits always pop up when you really can't afford for them to pop up.

· When in doubt, duck. When certain don't bother, cuz you're already screwed.

· If your teacher tells you to quit talking after a test or he'll give you a zero for the test grade, he means it. Really.

· Sometimes smart people can do very, very stupid things.

· Nothing is ever too good to be true.

· Instead of waiting for life to get better, do something about it.

· You REALLY should do what needs to be done NOW, and not later. Procrastination is the easiest way, but not the most profitable.

· If your intuition is telling you not to do something, then don't. Your intuition is not stupid!!

· Sticking things up your nose isn't the smartest idea in the world!

· You can't light fireworks in the basement and not get caught.

· Hair is flammable. VERY flammable.

· Never ever trust your friend with a scissors against your hair.

· White cats/dogs don't mix with black clothes.

· Someday you will look back on this and it will all seem funny.

· You never know when you're making a memory.

· If you can laugh at yourself, you are going to be fine.

· If you allow others to laugh with you, you'll be GREAT!

· Chose your friends carefully, you are what they are.

· There are two kinds of people in this world...those that play hopscotch and sing in the shower, and those that lie alone at night with tears in their eyes.

· Everyone has a choice as to which we want to be...and everyone is a little of both.

· Milk crates make boring pets.

· Never pierce your belly button in the dark...or with a safety pin.

· Never, ever, EVER let someone of the opposite gender make you compromise your standards. Never.

· Truly anything is possible when you follow your heart. The sky is no longer the limit.

· God doesn't make junk.

· Mistakes...we all make them. Sometimes if we're lucky, an eraser will do the trick, we can rub it across the page, wipe away the dust, and all that's left of our careless mess is a hardly noticeable smudge. But some mistakes can't be erased, no matter how old or young we are.

· When you're 14 and don't even have your temps don't try driving...especially when all your friends are around watching.

· Dance like no one is watching.

· Write like no one is gonna read your words.

· BE YOURSELF. It's hard to be someone else anyway.

· Don't say something you wouldn't want your parents, God, or your crush to hear.

· Even before you say sorry (volunteer or otherwise), think about how you would feel in their shoes. THEN you can properly say sorry

· If you find out your boyfriend has been cheating on you, don’t go up to him in public, yell at him, and then slap him; it will make both of you look bad. Alternative: Talk with him, alone. And if you find out that he’s been cheating on you for more than a month, then slap him as hard as you damn well can. -Storm Midnight

· Never jump over a hurdle without experience or supervision, It hurts! - Mist Lionshade

· If you yell at your older (male) sibling , but you don’t physically fight with him, you're scared of him. If he yells at you, but doesn't physically fght with you, he is a wimp and you have the right to call him a --. - Light Mischief

· It takes someone great to give me a real smile on my face. - Littlewhisker

· It takes someone even greater to make you cry. - Littlewhisker again.

The world really does go on for as far as you can see, so don't be short-sighted. historicxx

-don't worry about what other's think of you, just worry about what you think of yourself-Twitchtail13

· Dance like no body's watching. Sing like no body's listening. Love like you've never been hurt before. Live like heaven is on Earth. -Dovetail

-Dare to dream, hope, believe, feel, find, and love. If people look at you when acting funny, just look at them funny right back, they'll think you're psychosomatic, and we'll all be happy. -AnThony Kaz

What I wish I’ve known sooner: Copy and paste this to your profile and add something to the list!

If you've ever wanted to give someone a big hug because they gave you an awesome review, copy and paste this onto you're profile.

If you bug your friends to review your work, copy and paste this onto you're profile.

If you think Sonny and Sonny 2 by armor games is AWESOME, copy and paste this onto you're profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Bluestar shames Firestar badly when giving out warrior names, copy and paste this to your profile.

What kind of name is Squirrelflight? Birchfall? Whitewing? If you believe that Firestar can't name his Clan worth a crap, then copy and paste this to your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you adore pandas, copy this into you profile.

If you're friends give you odd looks for being yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you love copy thingies, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't and never will smoke, drink, (Like get drunk and do something stupid. Occasional wine and church wine is fine) and do drugs and are proud of it, (Which you are!) copy this into your profile

If you have ever ran into a glass door, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-fivepercent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCaffe, Hyperactiveley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Celyna, ShadowShapeshifterAndHerCat, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart, Littlewhisker, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, natureboy3,

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCaffe, (actually I have) Hyperactiveley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna (I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart (just once, but still...), Littlewhisker (I do it all the time so get over it!) Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-leader of SkyClan (sadly, I just entered middle school and I have a two-story house and so I am falling up the stairs all the time!!), natureboy3,

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing their butts off.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "cookie", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your day isn't complete until you've terrified a complete stranger, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch the OC, Family Guy, Laguna Beach, or any other TV shows like that religiously and never will, copy this into your profile.

If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Sparklingpool

If you have ever been asked your age and you said the age that you were a year ago, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think (or know) you're obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know at least 8 different types of cats, copy and paste this into your profile and list the 8 different kinds of cats at the top of your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't decide who Crowfeather should be with, and can think of good reasons for Leafpool and Feathertail but not that icky Nightcloud, copy and paste this into your profile!

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile.

If you think Bluestar is a few fries short of a Happy Meal(if u know what i mean),copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Millie stole Graystripe from Silverstream, copy and pates this into your profile.

CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Emberflame of MoonClan, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Sarklingpool

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Sparklingpool

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the poor leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

I am a cat demon. Well, part of one. I know I'm not a werewolf or a werecat. I yowl, not howl. I shriek, I don't scream. I've filed my nails to a really sharp point. -polishes nails on shirt- I have fangs! I believe in StarClan. If you're part of a cat demon, know it, and are proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile and add your name: Steeltalon, warriorfreak, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Sparklingpool, Natureboy3,

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

Crazy? I was crazy once! I would sing stupid songs at school, then read books on how to read! But then I died, and people put daisies on my grave, and one is bending down and tickling me on my nose, so I'm giggling and everyone is scared of me because I'm dead and I'm not supposed to be giggling so no more daisies! I know, I'm crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once! Copy and paste this into your profile if this applies to you, and you know it does.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this into your profile.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation, UNDER GOD, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. If you thing UNDER GOD should stay in the pledge of allegiance, copy and paste this onto your profile.

One thing: What's the big deal about Twilight? If you don't get what the big flipping deal about Twilight is, copy and paste this onto your profile.

15 Things to do in Walmart

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE
Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter; 10 men and 1
woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that
1 had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall.
They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very
touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a
woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or
for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with
little in return.
As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping .

Take time and read each sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is pappyflap cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of ever line

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (just one, not all of my friends)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pedophile.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd.

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