Welcome to Snazzy Land. I am your host, Miss Snazzy.

I have been reading and writing fanfiction since January 2009. After reading Wide Awake, I just couldn't resist...

I am a strange eighteen year-old girl (nineteen in January) with an obsession with Twilight fanfiction. I can't seem to stop reading or writing, and my Senior year suffered because of it. Luckily, I have managed to reach some sort of balance this school year. The desire to just skip school and stay home to read and/or write is still a little too strong, but not out of control...anymore.

Although I have only four stories posted on here, there are many others trying to burst through the seams. New ideas are like pimples on my sister--right when you think you've soothed them all away, a hundred more spring forth. Every song, every show, every movie--I can't resist Twilighting (that should really be a word). I have a couple completely original ideas I have written a bit of, but I don't really want to start posting those until I have either finished them, established an amazing rhythm, or given into temptation.

Some Weird Facts:

-I like to dip red vines in chocolate pudding. (Try it, it's amazing)

-I am extremely picky when it comes to food. I don't like anything. Really.

-I am anal retentive. (This one bitch's words, not mine. I only post it here because there may be some truth to it.)

Who are you kidding? There definitely IS some truth to that.

Quiet you!

-I must organize my colors this way: Red, Blue, Yellow, Green, Orange, Pink, Purple, White, Peach, Gray/Silver, Brown, Black

-I organize my notebooks for school based on the order of my classes...

-Hair is a very important feature to me on guys. (Can you guess why I may fancy Rob?)

-I am strictly Team Edward. I hate Jacob. He will never win. You'll be lucky if I make him a decent guy and not some sadistic evil bastard (not in the good way, either).

I know why you hate him.

Shush!

You hate him because you didn't like the way he replaced Edward in New Moon.

So?

So, that's a stupid reason.

Shut up.

You like his body.

I do, but I feel like a pedophile for thinking that.

He looks terrible with long hair.

When he's prancing around half naked with short hair, it's hard to hate him.

-My favorite book series is Harry Potter, but you will never see a Harry Potter fanfic on this page. To read one--or even write one--would taint the story's image for me.

My Favorite Stories:

Best Angst: Mutally Assured Destruction

Best Humor: Bella Swan: Kidnapper

Best Sci-Fi: Suicide King

Best Mythological: The Black Dragon

Best Original (Supernatural): Elemental

(Ok, I'm having issues making this list since most of my favorite stories are angst. Meh. I'll finish this later.)

Haunted Twilight Challenge

To see the winner, please follow the link below...

Link to the contest profile: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2094728/

Dark Magic:

This story takes place after Eclipse, but before Breaking Dawn. Edward goes away on a hunting trip, leaving Bella to fend for herself. The question is: Will she be able to remain safe while he is away? Or will her accident-prone life make things more complicated? In this story, I take an innocent character and mold them into an evil being that may separate Bella and Edward forever. Where vampires and werewolves have failed, will this person succeed? BPOV/EPOV

Dark Magic Goodies:

The website of the restaurant featured in Chapter 3& 4: http://www.salishlodge.com/diningroom.php

Link to the alternative ending to Chapter 5: http://www.freewebs.com/misssnazzy/darkmagic.htm

The website in which I got the plant info in Chapter 8: http://www.angelfire.com/journal2/flowers/b.html

My inspiration for the ending of Chapter 9 (go to about 1:45 into the video): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc_DM40f05Y&feature=related

Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have:

Jailward.

The story begins when Edward Cullen is transferred to his Uncle Carlisle's Prison. He quickly makes connections with the prison staff, including the prison cook, Bella Swan. Edward and his cellmate Jasper start planning an escape, but they may need help from the inside. In a prison full of con artists and liars, who can be trusted? Everyone is playing their own angle. Will Edward and Jasper be successful? Or will their enemies on the inside sell them out? Primarily EPOV, but there is quite a bit of BPOV and a few random POVs every once in a while.

LITMF Goodies:

The playlist: http://www.playlist.com/playlist/15344450571

Sweet Relief:

What would happen if Bella never got the chance to hear Edward's voice in Port Angeles?

Bella couldn't take the pain anymore and decided to kill herself. But what will happen when she fails and sees Edward at school the following day? Will that be enough to prevent another attempt? And why does everyone she comes in contact with seem so different? Rated for dark themes. AU for New Moon. Slightly OOC. BPOV

The Antiward.

This story was nominated for Most Original WIP in the Indie TwiFic Awards and Best Angst in the Sparkle Awards. Thank you to whoever nominated and/or voted for Sweet Relief.

Sweet Relief Goodies:

The playlist: http://www.playlist.com/playlist/16086857483

Thread on Twilighted: http://www.twilighted.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=5738

(To see graphics for Sweet Relief, go to the Twilighted thread.)

UPDATES: 12/29/09

IMPORTANT: Ok I realize I've been a little MIA lately. Well with Christmas and my birthday coming up, things have been a little hectic. I haven't done much writing, apart from my entry for the Mentalward contest. I'm sorry. If I could, I would quit my job and dedicate my life to writing. Someday...

Dark Magic: I apologize to anyone who reads this story. I am a lame updater and the chapter lengths reflect my mental capacity. Chapter 15...whenever I stop being lame.

LITMF: HIATUS

Sweet Relief: Chapter 18. Not sure when. Probably sometime after my birthday (Jan 3)

Slaves To Our Nature: Not this week. (This story is something I'm writing for FUN. I don't feel compelled like I do with Sweet Relief. Therefore, updates won't come weekly. They'll come when I have extra time to write it.)