| Araloth the Random |
Author has written 7 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Silmarillion. Important note, please read: If you want to borrow things from my stories, please ask me beforehand. I'm happy to allow you to use quotes, names, etc. from my fics but please do ask first! Thank you all very much. :) News! 2 October 2009: The Fanfiction Testament is complete, finished, ended, finitus est. Thank you to everyone who kindly gave me ideas and reviewed. :) 29 July 2009: I've changed things a little in the Fair Wanderer series so that it is no longer necessary to read the prequel. Hope that clears things up a bit! ;) Hey everyone, I’m Araloth the Random, Elf of Doriath, and a strange one at that. On a more mundane level I am a (now 18 year old! YESSS!) Aussie, inventor of miruvodka and the phrase censored for your mental protection. (Yes, that was me!) I am Tolkien-obsessed and I fangirl Caranthir Son of Feanor. Nice to meet you. I love Tolkien and I’ve read The Silmarillion about twenty times, which I know is a little obsessive but who cares? I also like singing, playing the piano, Orlando Bloom, Shakespeare, Latin, black, Elvish, Good Charlotte and pizza. There’s also a lot of things I don’t like and being the dismal girl that I am there are a lot of them, so I won’t bother trying to list them all! I write anything from parody to angst and even a little romance, so if you like variety you've come to the right place. :) There's quite a bit that I haven't published as yet, so hang on! I've set up an alternate account for some of my other stories here at Araloth's Randomness, so you'll probably see something there soon. Not liking slash does not make someone a homophobe. Tolkien being a Catholic, like myself, I doubt very much that he would have approved, given his traditional values. Also, I don't flame - I give concrit, and only occasionally. If I really don't like a story I will most likely not review. I don't intend to be hurtful. If you have received concrit from me it means your story has potential but needs work, and I'm happy to help you with that. Having said that, I'm usually pretty soft when I review. :) Don't hesitate to PM me if you want me to review something, or if you have ideas for me to write about, or if you just want to have a chat! :) And just to finish it up I’ll put in a few of my favourite random quotes (some more meaningful, some less so!) The fool appears wise until he opens his mouth. The Bible I warn you, if you bore me, I shall take my revenge. J.R.R Tolkien I am told that I talk in shorthand and then smudge it. J.R.R Tolkien It is the job that is never started that takes longest to finish. J.R.R. Tolkien If you believe that life starts at the moment of conception and that abortion is therefore immoral, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Obiwanlivesforever, Xaja Silversheen, Araloth the Random For some very cool Tolkien fanart, check out Lysana's website: http://razzle-and-lysana.angelfire.com/ Still here? If you end up reading my stories, please leave a comment! It usually motivates me to write more. And while you're at it, don't forget to check out my Faves! I only put the best stuff on there so you certainly won't be disappointed! :) A few of my stories are linked at WendWriter's website The Archives of Excellence http://archives-of-excellence.9f.com/ which contains what she considers the best of fantasy fanfiction. | |||||||||
1. Fair Wanderer, Thou Makest Me Sicker » reviews*Can be read as a stand-alone!* The Bane of Legolas, a Sue with Maia powers able to mangle Shakespeare beyond recognition, proclaims herself Queen of Rivendell. What happens when Legolas gets married and Sauron gets involved? Total chaos, of course. . .Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,632 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 11-24-09 - Published: 2-28-092. Son of Twilight reviewsIdril is betrothed - and Maeglin could not be more depressed. There could not be a worse time for an awkward encounter to ensue. . .Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-18-09 - Complete3. The Fanfiction Testament » reviews*Complete at last!* And from the LoTR Obsessants proceedeth the Fanfiction writers. But not all were true to Canon, and thus there was much flaming and strife among them. And Legolas spake unto the fangirls. . .Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,231 - Reviews: 118 - Updated: 10-1-09 - Published: 5-24-09 - Complete4. Emo, Son of Feanor » reviews*Finally complete!* Caranthir, called the Dark, is different. He spends the summer at Alqualonde with all his crazy relatives and gets persuaded to start socialising for once by his cousin - to rather amusing effect.Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,804 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 9-7-09 - Published: 1-25-09 - Complete5. One Afternoon reviewsThe very beginnings of a Finwean romance lie back in an innocent childhood game . . . Comments are appreciated!Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-1-09 - Complete6. Darker Than Galvorn reviewsEol's musings after being thrown into Turgon's prison. With a surprise visit from Idril.Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-4-09 - Complete7. Fair Wanderer, Thou Makest Me Sick reviewsA very random idea I had where Legolas confronts a Denial!Sue. Apologies that there's no category for stupidity. Please R&R! First in the Fair Wanderer series - the not-quite-sequel now up!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 1-22-09 - Complete