Hai thar . Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy VII and Kinky Boots are my life. Well, most of it anyway. The rest seems to be made up of a mishmash of school, exams (aren't they in school anyway...?), finally discovering the joys of uncensored Internet (only just got it at last - had to use the stupid school network before) such as Fanfiction.net and youtube. Fave characters currently: Axel, Roxas, Seifer, Hayner, Reno, Pence, Demyx, Zexion, Lola, Cirrus (one of mine) and Lorrie (another of mine). Oh, and Vampires Rock; the best VAMPIRE-ROCK-MUSIC-THEATRE-SHOW ON EARTH. Go see, go see. NEway, I am the weird fish in my tank, along with Kaida Shade and my other best friend whose fanfiction account I don't know yet, if they have one.

See the picture?? It's the only proper drawing I have ever done of Axel kun... On my HAND! Why are all my best drawings on my hands where they will get washed off? sigh

Real name is Japanese (pronunciation sort-of: punch, moon), Chinese (Graceful Lily), Hebrew (Loved One) and Old English. Of course I'm not just gonna say it. Oh, but my alter-ego is Andrea Faith. She's an awesometastic goth and I love her, even though she dislikes me and tries to take over me now and then. Sometimes I'm known as Lecrecia (or Leccy for short), for some reason Newt (like off Hollyoaks but don't ask I have no idea. I'm not a boy nor am I an emo. But he's kinda cute, so hey shrugs), Sparrowhawk (probably my oldest nickname except Santa... don't ask. Well, you can but the answer is a bit stupid) I have absolutely no idea why I have been referred to as Marluxia. But he's awesomely gay so hey, what do I care? OMG THIS IS TOTALLY THE WEIRDEST ONE I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT IT: I was once 'insulted' by a girl calling me 'the gay prostitute train driver'. Mouthful, neh? And untrue. I'm straight (as far as I know, but I'm open to either orientation, really), the only girl my age who's never ever gone out with anyone or kissed anyone and I don't have a train. Which is a pity. Because if I did I would drive it every day. A steam train, preferably. XD I should go hijack the one down in Dorset... I think there's one there. There's also one in Devon, I believe...

Mottos: 'Nil illegitemi carburundum' probably not spelt right but it means don't let the bastards get you down. 'Carpe Nocturne' easy to guess... 'We are who we are and we are wonderful' yes, we are all wonderful. 'If you can love enough to have a happy ending, you deserve that happy ending'

Locations, location, location: Why do people watch that granulated goo? (see below) Yes, this is indeed England. I am proud to be British and yes, I do love a nice tea party with scones and jam and tea and biscuits. Sometimes teddy bears are invited, if you're interested. Maybe a cosplay tea party- OMG I TOTALLY HAVE TO DO THAT NOW!!

Looks: I am the beanpole with noodles, as Kaida Shade puts it (ie: incredibly tall, skinny and lanky/gangly), or a giraffe, named by my cousin Freya whom I have despised since her birth. She goddamn near broke my back, pple. Hair is naturally gold-brown but is in the pocess of recovering from three months of black hair die in order for it to go fire engine for part of my leavers' day stunt. I has grey/green/blue eyes, srsly they change colour constantly and... That's. About. It. I are happy. I have long hands. I am proud of my hands, for they are like... spindles, dammit. But they're always cold. Even in the summer. DX

Gender: Based on the vaguest assumptions, shock-horror, I'm still a girl, darnit. It'd be fun to be a boy. No goddamn PMS. Maybe not... I know several who are probably PMS-junkies. They act like it.

I like: reading, creative writing, reading and writing fanfics, obsessing over things, Vampires Rock(!!), re-enacting the English Civil War, acting, singing (though the range since my voice somehow managed to break is pitifully small, which displeases me), listening to music, watching funny videos, anime and movies in general (not really crass comedies, though. Jeez, they could at least get good actors for them - or maybe make it a good comedy), manga, my rabbit, Jet. She hates me, I love her. Perfect example of a love/hate relationship. Andrea: Not sure that's what it means, S-chan. Oh well.

I was born on the day of Larxene in the month of Axel,

In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Xaldin.

I was Lexaeus + Luxord when I first posted this,

And I am Xaldin + Roxas years old (Holy crap I'm legal O_O).

My favourite number is Roxas,

And my lucky number is also Roxas. Or possibly Saix.

Do you get it?

Favourite stuff:

Fave words: 'nefarious', 'villainous', 'dastardly' 'adorable' 'juggler' 'greenness' 'memory' 'fool' 'tomfoolery' 'plenoptic' 'perfect' 'beauty' 'love'

Fave cusses (for now): Dastardly custard, piss and wee, globules of granulated goo, graaaaahhh!!, Axel panties. Heh, the last one is definitely my favourite and I don't use it that much to keep it special. Flaming pantyhose. That one makes me giggle.

Fave pairings: Akuroku of course, My beloved SEINER!!, OMG new pairing: Kodd - Todd (Toad) and Kurt (Nightcrawler) from X Men Evolution (way sexier than it sounds, I swear), Xiglux, Zemyx, Janto (Jack/Ianto, Torchwood), Cleon, Soriku, Tino... .

Fave music: Heavy metal, death metal, soft metal, precious metal... metal in general, all rock pretty much, love the thumping rhythms of trance/dance (can never be sure which it is. All I know is it ends in -ance), surprisingly folk and celtic fusion, several of Lady Gaga's songs. Basically, if I like it, I like it - genre doesn't really matter all that much, though I have yet to find a rap/R&B song I've liked for more than three seconds.

Bands/Artists: Alice Cooper, AFI, Muse, One String Loose, Meatloaf, Bonnie Tyler, Skid Row, Queen, Quiet Riot, Bon Jovi, Guns'N'Roses, Within Temptation, Nightwish, Green Day/Green Bay, Dir En Grey, Utada Hikari, Malice Mizer, Gackt, Cascada, Davie Bowie, EIGHTIES MUSIC!!, Adam Ant (omg who wouldn't?), Steeleye Span, The Levellers, Lindesfarne, One String Loose (who must come back down to the festival this year unless they want me to stalk them in Wales) and, of course, my good friends The Dolmen. I love those guys.

Am I the only one who doesn't quite get the Chuck Norris Awesome thing? I really don't. It's still funny, like 'Chuck Norris once slammed a revolving door', but why?

All you anonymous reviewers: I'm gonna reply to you here, ok? The replies will be removed after a while, because I don't want to clutter any more than I have done with my insane ramblings:

Omg and Chuchu: Thank you so much for your reviews. I’m sorry I can’t review reply but I’m putting it on my profile on the offchance that you might find it, mkay?

And BWHAHAHAHAH: Yup, fishnets would be fun.

Oh, and Kiisa Muse: thanks for your lovely reviews – of course you also get a scone!

Heheh, thank you, Browncoat, I plan to -evil grin- XD thank you

Hello thegirlfromyoutube hugs. Hee I Seiner convert! Whoo! Heehee thank you . Have a scone. I'm gonna update that one soon.

XD K/C916, thank you

XD, flame: You're right; he picks on him more cos he luffs him. XP. But seriously, the first scene with them all together it's like 'whoa he likes him' XD; probably because of Seifer's slightly longing-yet-sad-yet-angry face before he starts saying 'you can give us back the -- now' - he looks like he wants to molest Hayner... XDXDXD Ok so maybe not that last part, but he does. XDXD thansk for the review!

DigiDestined of Balance: Heheh I'm glad you like it . Well, I think Axel knew cos if Roxas has a boyfriend and looks sad, is sitting alone drinking and generally moping then there must be something up. And I see Axel as a bit of a trusting cynic - he doesn't want to but ends up trusting those closest to him so much that if they hurt him it feels even worse, whereas when he's the observer he can tell exactly what's going on...
I'm afraid I changed Hayner to Tidus, cos Roxas kinda needs the overprotective friend who hates the boyfriend and will even accept Axel as Roxas' boyfriend if only to get him away from the one who's hurting him. Besides, I love mah HayHay too much to make him the bad guy. And Tidus is kind of annoying. XD thanks for reviewing!

Crystal: XD thank you. >_>

Craig: XD I'm glad you like it. XD I know one and a half yaoi fanboys - one reads/writes yaoi and the other's a closet case. He claims not to read it but appears to know what happens in my stories, and is able to quote a little. Suspicious?

OMFG!! Vemeacosplay made TWO cosplay pictures of a scene from Loving Enemies!! -cries with joy- Thank you guys so much!! I love you guys!! I'll try to get the next chapter of Viva up for you soon, Bonfiore's Girl. I'll post a link (to the cosplay pictures) when I get home from school and can actually access DA... Darn this school's blocking system! shakes fist at sky impotently.

http://vemeacosplay.deviantart.com/art/The-Stare-Down-119800174

http://vemeacosplay.deviantart.com/art/The-Stare-Down-2-119800917

I am happy now. Go check out their other pictures; some of them are hilarious (like Oblivious, RAEP and Waking Up To You) and they're all epic.

http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Suxike. take a look - it's fun.

Ooh yeah, I've been forgetting to put this up for ages: I have now got an active youtube account (active meaning I finally got round to uploading some vids). From now on, I'm gonna paste links here, so if you're as bored as I get on a wet and generally boring day, have a look.

Seiner (I Hate Everything About You): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcFnMTzkp2c

Seiner (Poison): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvLzCzjXFHY&feature=related

Seiner (If I Could Turn Back Time): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxXEUJUDWFw

Seiner (Malchik Gay): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHEm4AUxE14&feature=channel

Akuroku (Wonderful): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qf0X-mh0Is&feature=channel

Seiner (Everytime We Touch): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd6Li81ddpg&feature=channel

Everyone Wants Seifer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUQLDdqfjIw&feature=channel I'm sorry. I had to make it. It's pure crack XD.

Xemnas/Axel onesided (Hellfire): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Auv5Y9psyBo&feature=channel

Seiner (Honey Honey): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKXkb-fXZh8&feature=channel Another crack one. I laughed so much making this.

RoxasHaynerSeifer (Sk8er Boi): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF6eXahmjeg This is a kind of second try - it was originally the one below but then I thought 'wtf am I doing? I want Hayner to end up with Seifer...' so here. XD

HaynerSeiferAxel (Sk8er Boi): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ELBqOHjrlo&feature=related Original version where Seifer ends up with... Axel... -is shot-

Insane Banana: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV-Jk5LcwSI&feature=channel My lame attempt at humour. Another one is in the process of creation and it should be funnier I hope.

Akuroku (All the Things She Said): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCZPT04P2cw&feature=channel

Akuroku (Galway Girl): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N7s1B41jxI&feature=channel

Zemyx (Teenage Dirtbag fan trailer): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=372Mgmc6KMk&feature=channel Not the song Teenage Dirtbag; there's a film coming out soon with the same name.

Akuroku (Blind as a Bat): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHQACBjkolo&NR=1 the audio isn't the most awesome quality because I don't think there's actually a microphone powerful enough to deal with the sound of a Vampires Rock show.

Hayner (Grow Up): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFNnP6TldQ

More are on the way

Fave quotes:

'Some emotions should be shared, but insane rage was not one of them.' The Belgariad, by David Eddings (one of the all-time most amazing fantasy authors)

'Science fiction tells you how the clock works; fantasy goes right on ahead and tells you the time.' alo by David Eddings, sorry some of the best quotes I can think of right now come from him. 8D

'If people think anything is possible, they obviously haven't tried slamming a revolving door.' no frickin idea.

'Lollipops!' Artemis Fowl (bwahahahaha gotta love his one moment of utter speechlessness)

'I'm Mrs Nesbit!' Buzz Lightyear/Kadaj in funny youtube vid

'I want you, I need you, but there's no way I'm ever gonna love you. But don't be mad; cos two outta three ain't bad.' Meatloaf, 'Two outta three ain't bad'

'Just knowing he exists... It's enough for me.' Ageha's big sister (I forget her name) in VB Rose, talking about her fiance, soon-to-be-husband and father of her child.

Of course: 'Got it memorised?' does it need saying?

'That's discrimination! I'm a woman at heart!' Gaku Namikiri, Absolute Boyfriend.

'Be who you are and say what you think, because those who mind don't matter and those that matter don't mind.' Dr Seuss (yes, 'the cat in the hat' man)

"Never mind double, Schem, are you capable of using anything less than septuple entendres?!" me to Schemilix

'We're the Barmy Sydenhams Army, Tralalalalalala, lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala-' Sydenhams Regiment of Foote

'He's shifting heads. Yes, he's gone to Devon.' My beloved mother, talking about our dear friend Finian who is a lovely guy. If you're out there, hi! We all miss you.

"HEY GUYS! I just had the greatest idea ever! Let's spacehop to prom!" - me to Kaida and our two 'dates' (I say that cos I'm only going with a good friend. The wonderful Daxyn XP)

"..." Rosenthal

"Um... Ok?" Daxyn

"Um... I like the idea but I think it might ruin my dress and for once I actually care..." Kaida

":'( Oh ok... I KNOW! LET'S GO ON ROLLER CHAIRS!!" me

"OMG YEAH!" Kaida

"XD" Rosenthal

"... We are insane, you do realise that?" Daxyn

'What do you want me to get from the chippie?' My mother

'FOOOOOOOOD!!' Me

"Oh hey, um... I left the handcuffs at your house... Sorry." Me to Daxyn

"... I'd better go downstairs and get those before my parents find them and start getting ideas..." Daxyn

"Eheh, probably... What kinds of ideas are you averse to them having, hmm?" Me

"I just went and got them - someone left a heart purse-thing here too..." Daxyn

"That's mine as well... sorry." Me

"It's ok, I can understand you leaving your heart at my house." Daxyn

OBLIGATORY COPYPASTE SECTION!! RAWR FEAR ITS WRATH!

I found this one Judiro's profile and please post it in your own if you believe that gay marriage should be legalised where it is not yet.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. (Take that Fred Phelps!)

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans. Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grew suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Ok, that's serious stuff and I'm not usually a very serious person... at least in public. I'm serious by myself. Or with my characters, which I suppose is the same thing, only with a completely logical conversation between me and the part of my mind which is them. However, please do as it says above (not have conversations with characters in your head, re-post the texts)

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (Southern ENGLAND... does that count? idk)
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (I'm part Irish)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irre "">eedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

(It can be nice but only when it's not in my eyes or burning me or making me feel too hot)

I'm a GOTH so I must be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (If manga counts, then yes I do but I'm pretty sure it only includes anime there)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (Ok wrong for sure. I do have areasonably posh accent, but not enough worth commenting, I'm indifferent to tea unless there is chocolate digestive dipping involved, cricket's fun but boring if you play for over an hour and my teeth are just right, thank you.)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins (Ok, I know I said I'm a Christian but I think I'm being sneakily converted towards paganism by the beauty and meanings of and behind the rituals I go to. I'm torn so I think I'll just go with pagochristian)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (I curse when I type but generally I try to keep my speech clean and use the traditionally British: fiddlesticks, poppycock and bloody weather... eheh I'm sorry.)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the I'm-not-gonna-guess-what percent who looks at that statistic and goes "yeah, right", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if Axel's death scene affected your emotions in a depressing way.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Moon-Freak00, clam theif, Kh meerkats, Evil Genius of the COCA, FredandGeorgetwinsoftheC.O.C.A, Kaida Shade, Final Fallen Fantasy

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its chessy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series.Crazy is when your so obsessed with Roxas (KH 2) that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he will come out .(Yes this is the real Sam from Storms; Crossover Mania LOL) I LOVE ROXAS!! Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you break your computer because Riku and the whole of StarClan told you to (ALL FEAR RIKU!! ~Crystillianray). Crazy is when you have serious conversations with your friend about having a black hole in your boobs. Crazy is when you start having spontaneous and perfectly serious argume-ahem, discussions with the characters you created inside your head, and you listen to their advice. (Actually, half of them are cleverer than me. I have no idea how) If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you have a wild imagination and it seems that no one appreciates it or doesn't have an imagination for squat, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile

If you are British and proud put this thingy on your profile.

If you are worried about general world health after the creation of the Frankenpudding, put this whatsit on your profile.

If you just LOST THE GAME repost this. If you don't know what it means and want to find out at the expense of your sanity, PM me.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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Heh, I love that thing.

1. Your real name: Sukie

2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Suxike

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name pluss "izzle"): Sukizzle

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Black Cat/Snake/Wolf

5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on): Tara Orchard

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Baksu

7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Purple Peach Nectar (lol wtf?)

8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Mary Jane Ian

9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Jet Black Murder (Seriously, my little black bunny is called Jet Black Murder; due to Miss Murder)

-Fill Out #s 1-13 With Organization XIII Member's Names In A Random Order-

1- Xaldin

2- Marluxia

3- Xigbar

4- Roxas

5- Vexen

6- Larxene

7- Zexion

8- Xemnas

9- Saix

10- Luxord

11- Axel

12- Lexaeus

13- Demyx

1) Is a Seven/Three pairing more on the humorous side or the angsty side?

Zexion/Xigbar? Humorous for sure. Pretty much anything involving Xiggy is funny.

2) Would Four/Ten be a smutty fic or a fluffy fic?

Roxas/Luxord? Seriously? Hmm... DIfficult. I'd say flime/flemon (smutty with a hint of fluff)

3) Do you reckon it's possible for Two and Nine to get together?

O_O Marluxia/Saix?... Are you insane?

4) One and Eleven are going out...what's the Organization's reaction?

Xemnas, Saix, Xigbar, Larxene, Vexen, Zexion and Marluxia: O_O WTF??

Luxord: ... Axel... -whispers in trauma- you made me lose a bet... That's never happened before...

Roxas and Demyxtheakurokusupporter: How could you, Axel?? I thought you loved me/Roxas!!

Lexaeus: ... (Nothing can shake his silent heroicness)

5) Which couple suits better? Eight/Thirteen or Six/Five?

XemDem or Larxen? Jeez you want me to choose? Larxen, I guess... O_O cos then it's mutual abuse... XD

6) Is Twelve the most attractive member of the Organization?

Hell no.

7) Do you think Three would be happy if Eleven and Eight got together?

Xigbar would be dying of laughter if Xemel ever took place.

8) Write a title for a Four/Two story.

I Unlocked Your Heart and You Showed Me Roses (long but I like long titles. V for Vendetta anyone?)

9) Have you ever read a Ten/One pairing?

Not on purpose, but I have seen them once or twice as a side pairing.

10) Do you think it's possible to make Five/Thirteen canon?

VexDem? Not really...

11) In a Six/Nine pairing who would be top and who would be bottom?

LarxSai? Ooh hard one... Saix, cos he could club her into submission with his claymore. Oh, but then again, she could electrocute his balls if he disagreed with her. OK NEITHER: they're either too proud to do it until one of them backs down (which they won't) or they do it sideways XD.

12) Do you believe that One/Thirteen could happen?

Demyx and Xaldin? Hmm... Possibly. But then Demyx is the origin of 'He's the Demyx of the -- insert group/story/game/world here

13) What would the summary say for an Eleven/Three story?

Axel woke up on board a ship called the Freeshooter. What happens when an old sea dog and a pyromaniac hit upon the perfect plan of crime? There will be limes but mainly banter. If you don't like pirates who like boys, or pyros who like them, then stop blowing holes in my ship!!

14) What would happen if Twelve/Seven had a baby?

Lexaeus would simply stay silent, as per usual, and Zexion would be freaking out over being pregnant. And of course, Demyx would be going 'Ooh can I touch your tummy? I wanna feel it kicking!'

15) Write a warning for a Two/One/Eight story.

Warning: Only read this is you are insane or are willing to become so. Lemons, limes, solo, mild noncon, bondage, s/m and just about every fetish under the sun. Marluxia.Xaldin.Xemnas. Are you sure you want this mental image?

16) Four and Twelve are getting married...what would Five say as a speech?

Lexaeus and Roxas are getting married?? Vexen's speech: 'Why the fuck am I best man? This whole relationship is... Just weird. But I guess if you two are happy... Ugh. Just... Keep quiet when you're in The Castle That Never Was, OK? I know Roxas is a screamer.'

Then of course, Axel would burst in and yell 'I OBJECT!!' And sweep Roxas off his feet and away into the fiery sunset, leaving poor Lexaeus alone and as silent as ever. His face wouldn't even change.

RIGHT: I FIXED IT!! I FIXED IT I FIXED IT I FIXED IT!! WHOOHOOOOOOOOOO!!

EVERYONE LISTEN OR I'LL SHOOT YE WITH THIS HERE BANANA! The first chapter of Baker's Dozen (cowritten with Kaida Shade) is up on her account! Go read! Please? -Demyx eyes- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5110808/1/Bakers_Dozen I hope you like it