bornonhalloween
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since: 12-29-08, id: 1784930, Profile Updated: 03-21-13
country: USA
Author has written 15 stories for Twilight, and Batman.

I love to toss Stephenie Meyer's fabulous characters up in the air and see how they land. I hope you'll enjoy the stories I've posted here, as I've enjoyed so many clever re-imaginings of the Twilight story, with all the twists and turns so many creative writers have thought up.

If you're looking for my saucier inventions, come and check out my blog:bornspumpkinpatch.blogspot.com. You'll find all my fanfiction words there, along with banners and other assorted goodies. You can follow me or subscribe for email alerts.

On FacebookI'm Born Onhalloween, and all my story banners are there, along with assorted pictures of items purchased and used in the stories. Visit me, friend me, join me at Born's Pumpkin Patch...it's a happy safe place to play!

I'm on twitter @BornOnHallow1.

I always welcome your questions, comments, and predictions, so please feel free to PM me or send in a review. But if you're one of those shy types, please just enjoy the stories free of guilt!


Because being a solitary pumpkin isn't always enough, I joined up with two of my favorite fanfic authors- Shellshock81 and kitkat681- to start a hot potato drabble-style collaborative writing account called ThreeHotPotatoes. Check us out...it's madness all the way.


1. Guilty As Sin » reviews
The Honorable Edward Cullen has a dark secret, a hidden desire that could cost him his career. When Mistress Swan—desperate to persuade the judge—makes a forbidden ex parte visit to his private chambers, can the judge "keep it in his robe"?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,049 - Reviews: 356 - Updated: 5-17-13 - Published: 3-14-13
2. The Ones Who Got Away reviews
Can a nurturing writing coach help a disheartened doctor win over the girl of his dreams? Sometimes, life gives you a rewrite. A birthday tribute for chayasara. E/B, Rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,788 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 3-30-13 - Bella & Edward - Complete
3. Unbridled reviews
When a big city girl shows up to clean the stables, she unearths more than manure in the straw. Can the horse-whispering cowboy give over the reins to his crusty heart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,459 - Reviews: 109 - Published: 3-4-13 - Edward & Bella - Complete
4. The Secret Life Of Superheroes reviews
When Batman's archenemy puts Robin's life on the line, can Batman solve the ultimate riddle and save his trusty sidekick, all of Gotham, and possibly even himself? Holy sexual ambiguity, Batman! A birthday one-shot for Just Robin.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,730 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-4-13 - Batman/Bruce Wayne & Robin/Dick Grayson - Complete
5. Dancing Toward The Sun » reviews
"I am his Rock; he is my Sun." A Twifictionalized retelling of the true-life tiny dancer who found everything she needed in a single smile. Prologue to Dancing Toward The Sun, written for the Stand Up 4 Katalina compilation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,919 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 1-1-13 - Published: 10-3-12 - Bella & Edward - Complete
6. Beyond Inappropriate » reviews
Edward is Off Limits, but when he tempts her again and again, how much can a hot-blooded, middle-aged woman take? Bella knows better than to lust after her son's best friend, but he's so damn perfect and the consequences seem miles away. All human, all BPOV. Rated M for lemon times.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 75,162 - Reviews: 5220 - Updated: 12-27-12 - Published: 9-10-12 - Complete
7. Boring reviews
Is it possible that Edward Cullen really is boring? A certain dishwater blonde bartender holds the answer. E/J Slashish
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 61 - Published: 12-8-12 - Jasper - Complete
8. Internal Control reviews
They never prepared Edward for an audit like this at business school! Luckily, he is working for a seasoned partner who can guide him and nurture his inner accountant. E/B, All Accountant, All EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,880 - Reviews: 67 - Published: 11-2-12 - Complete
9. No Man's Land reviews
Working his body is my occupation; resisting it, my curse. How much longer can I keep things professional, knowing how I really want to touch him? A tale of boys and balls for Whiti Shade's birthday. Rated M for E/Em slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,294 - Reviews: 66 - Published: 9-19-12 - Edward & Emmett - Complete
10. Comp Sem 101 » reviews
What happens when a scholarship athlete and an English major from opposite coasts meet in a freshman writing seminar? Will they be drawn together or forced apart by their weekly discoveries of themselves and each other? All human college coeds!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 224,210 - Reviews: 1777 - Updated: 8-17-12 - Published: 5-31-11 - Edward & Bella - Complete
11. Lather, Rinse, Repeat » reviews
Freshly graduated from Cosmetology School, Bella takes a job in a health club beauty salon called Mystique. First days on the job can be so boring…until that perfect head of hair walks in! All drabble, All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 288 - Words: 66,099 - Reviews: 15012 - Updated: 8-6-12 - Published: 11-26-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete
12. The Pleasure of the President reviews
President Cullen has a big day ahead- an unpopular announcement to deliver in the morning, and a confession later that night. Can Secret Service Agent McCarty keep him safe through both, or will he have to take a bullet for the man he secretly craves?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,316 - Reviews: 51 - Published: 6-24-12 - Edward & Emmett - Complete
13. Major Hottie and the Sexy Speech Girl reviews
When Major Edward Cullen's father finds himself in need of rehab, will Carlisle's sweet Speech-Language Pathologist be just what the doctor ordered for his dashing but gun shy son?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,444 - Reviews: 139 - Published: 2-20-12 - Edward & Bella - Complete
14. Slippery Slope » reviews
A crash course with destiny brings together a burned-out social worker seeking to rekindle her faith in mankind and a disillusioned attorney running out of chances to be a real life hero. Written for Texasfires compilation. E/B, AH, M for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,592 - Reviews: 1669 - Updated: 1-17-12 - Published: 11-6-11 - Edward & Bella - Complete
15. The Cliffs » reviews
Edward has just graduated college and is ready to take over the family business- an island retreat called The Cliffs. Can he ever get over his boyhood crush on the babysitter?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 253,463 - Reviews: 1281 - Updated: 6-1-11 - Published: 1-23-11 - Edward & Bella - Complete
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