| Poison Ivory |
Author has written 18 stories for Hey Arnold, and Newsies. I thought maybe this would be a good time to update this. And maybe make it make any sense at all. I am not confident in my abilities to do the latter, but I shall strive to. Me: I'm Poison Ivory, or Jess. I go to Barnard College, where I pretend to be studying while actually reading fanfic. Vanilla lattes are the essence of my soul. What I Write: I used to write an obscene amount of Hey Arnold!fic, until the show got cancelled and my Hey Arnold!muse apparently retreated into its bedroom to sulk, teenager-like, until The Jungle Movie is released. So who knows when my next HA!fic will be out. That said, I have not abandoned my unfinished ones, and am determined to continue with The Queen's Treasue, Always, Home For Christmas, and Before Woman. Also, eventually I'll probably tweak the end of Crazy For You. Also, eventually I'll finish the one-shots sitting gathering dust on my hard drive. And write the OTHER long saga-type stories I've planned. And make my website. *le sigh* In the meantime, I mainly write Newsies slash. Because JackandDavidtheirloveissoobvious. Yes. The odd other fanfic may pop up from time to time (Down, Princess Bride plot bunnies! Down!) but you can pretty much count on Newsies and Hey Arnold from me. And that's that. Exit music, please. -PI | |||||||||
1. Triage reviews[Slash - Javid] There's only one person Jack runs to for comfort. "David’s voice was stern, but his hands were impossibly tender and his blue eyes concerned and searching. Jack began to feel a little dizzy, maybe from blows to the head. He hoped."Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-3-052. Watermelon reviewsJack and David have a request of Sarah; she's not sure she can say yes. "The words hung in her head, not unlike splotches of color she’d see after staring at a light and closing her eyes; she couldn’t quite rid herself of them nor catch and thus comprehenNewsies - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-1-053. Proceed With Caution reviewsSpot's been acting oddly, and Race isn't taking it lying down. (Pun SO intended.) The prequel to No Smoking. A wee bit of language, punching, and angsty kissage! (Oh, and SLASH, if you haven't already figured that out.)Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-29-054. This Boy reviewsHe was your treasure hunt, the secret door in the attic you always dreamt about as a kid but were always too afraid to go looking for because pirates and monsters and ghosts lurked on the other side." I'm back! (Kinda.) Short musing about Arnold. Very e.Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 5-1-045. No Smoking reviews“'Anyway, it’s normal to want people to know when you care about somebody…' Race’s voice trails off, and it’s hard to tell between the dim lighting and the darkness of his complexion but he might be blushing." SpotRace, modern dayNewsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-1-046. The Queen's Treasure » reviewsHelga. Arnold. Perilous Quest. Good Guys. Bad Guys. Mysteries. Ancient Treasure. The Devil. Mary Sue. Cults. Priests. And, if you're lucky, a little nookie. Chapter Four is up! Do me a favor, don't click on those email addys...they're not real...I hope.Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,989 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 1-21-03 - Published: 5-14-027. Crazy For You » reviewsHelga and Arnold are reunited at Phoebe and Gerald's wedding, and neither of them are talking about what happened between them. But what did happen? Rated R for language and sexual situations. 4 and 5...the end!Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,314 - Reviews: 101 - Updated: 1-3-03 - Published: 12-12-028. little blond children reviewsJust a poem...you'll know who it's about.Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-17-029. Changes reviewsJust a short, pointless little vignette I felt like writing...A sort of ode to the Sunset Arms, in a way...Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-12-0210. Home For Christmas » reviewsArnold sets off to find Santa, and Gerald makes his first appearance!Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,577 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 12-12-02 - Published: 11-18-0211. Always » reviewsA tragic tale of an endless love...TWO new chapters!Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,502 - Reviews: 148 - Updated: 11-18-02 - Published: 4-19-0212. Before Woman reviews"She's always hated to see couples in love..."Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,480 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 11-5-0213. Sweet Sixteen reviewsA very short, very sad little ficcie I wrote late one night. Rating is only for sadness...nothing objectionable.Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 10-29-0214. Here's Looking At You, Helga reviewsI've finally chosen a title! Helga's getting married...but to who?Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,499 - Reviews: 50 - Published: 5-18-0215. Finding Solace/Behind the Blue reviewsIf Arnold kisses Lila & Helga kisses her beefcake boyfriend, & Lila & Beefcake are cheating with each other, does Arnold kiss Helga by proxy? And why does he want to? Rating for mild language...not that that'll stop anyone...Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 4-29-0216. Phoebe's Poem reviewsA short fic...Phoebe has to read a poem aloud in class that reminds her very much of Helga and Arnold.Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 4-5-0217. Missing Pieces » reviewsAn epic story, with kidnappings, fatal attraction, long-lost relatives, legendary treasures...oh, and a little love between our favorite blondes (no, not Simmons and Nadine...EW). THE END...the epilogue is up!Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,800 - Reviews: 282 - Updated: 4-5-02 - Published: 3-2-0218. Thank Heaven for Little Girls reviewsA songfic...I know, I should be writing Missing Pieces, but...just read it, lol. I changed the ending!Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 3-9-02