Teehee hiya!

Hope people like my stories and I'm a Naruto person so all my story is DUH! Naruto.

AND i would not write any Naru/whoever fic. Sorry to those Naruto seme fan but i just don't like the thought of Naruto being seme. it's just not right.

Every story i write Naruto will have to be Uke! or maybe when he is in a strait relationship...-thinks- not possible.

So hope you enjoy my stay here and if you don't like my stories just don't say anything. you will hurt me.

Also if anyone want to email me .~ go ahead. i'll reply asap!

Name: Yukiko

Age: Old enough to know what sex mean.

Birthday: Feb 14 19... oh sasunaru. -walks away-

Sex: Unfortunately...I'm not a -whisper- boy.

Aim: missuzumakihere (feel free to add)

Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/SightxD

((Meaning of Each Letter in Your Name))

A: Hot
B: Loves people
C: A good kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to smile and laugh
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the shit out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
S: Cute
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very sexual
V: Not judgemental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

L: Smile to die for

I: Loves to smile and laugh

N: Can kick the shit out of you

D: Makes people laugh

A: Hot

Meaning of color and your birthday!!

Don 't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good.

Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!, The answers are at the bottom.

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow?

2. Your first initial?

3. Your month of birth?

4. Which color do you like more, black or white?

5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

6. Your favorite number?

7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)

Answers:

1. If you choose:

Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black - You are conservative and aggressive.

Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue- You are spontaneous and love, kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. If your initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person is your best friend.

6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

7. If you chose:

Flying: You like adventure.

Driving: You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday

back. =3

My favorite character in Naruto! 1...Some numbers!

1. Naruto -duh! hot!

2. Gaara -ahh -dreamy

3. Neji -Sexiiiii

4. Shikamaru -teehee

5. Kakashi -fidget fidget-

6. Sai -cute!

7. Shino -mysterious...i find interesting

8. Kiba-jeez he is so cool!

9. Haku-dam he's even prettier then me but i still love him!

10. Sasuke-yawn- he's okay

Couples

1. NaruHina

2. NaruSaku

My favorite Naruto Yaoi Couple

1. GaaNaru (They seem so right together!)

2. SasuNaru (Eh, I mean in some stories its tolerated.)

3. NejiNaru (Great)

4. ShikaNaru (Awesome)

5. KakaNaru (Good)

6. ShinoNaru (It sounds cool...and looks cool.)

7. KibaNaru (LoL dog and fox, you go ahead and think that.)

8. HakuNaru (Tch, don't get why Haku is a uke...well I do but still!)

9. ItaNaru (Ehh at least its better then the brother crap.)

10. JiraNaru (It's understandable.)

Basically anynaru will do!

Okay Yaoi Couple

1. KakaIru (It's cute =D)

2. NejiGaa (Cute)

3. NejiShika (Ok)

4. KibaShika (Eh...oh why not.)

5. ShikaCho (Eh...friendish thing.)

6. LeeGaa (Anyway around is okay. For minor roles though.)

7. NaruGaa (I did said no Naruto seme but Gaara hot.)

Unacceptable Yaoi couple

1. NaruSasu (What the fuck you didn't understand do you?)

Basically Naru/any is unacceptable.

2. OroSasu (Anybody see what I'm seeing?! This is...just...disturbing.)

3. KakaSasu (Hell no. He's either Iruka or Naruto.)

Any/sasu is just bleh.

Great sites

http://www.aku-tenshi.org/doujin/

http://sharontssailormoon.homestead.com/scdoujin.html

http://gokujyou-doujinshi.tripod.com/id1.html

http://gokujou-doujinshi.tripod.com/id1.html

http://sasuxnaruislove.snowfaerie.net/projects.php

~N~A~R~U~T~O~U~K~E~F~O~R~E~V~E~R~

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

I wrote it already on top...Naruto, Gaara, Neji, Shikamaru...etc

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

EVERYBODY/NARU DURRR!

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan?

Ewww...yuri and hentai?! Screw those shit gimme the Yaoi!

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

...None cause it freaks my 50 year old mother out. Mother: OMG YOU HAVE YELLOW HAIR. Me: I know mom...

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:

O.O Manga, DvD, Clothes, Shoes, Necklaces, Plushies( I mean like 10 of them...Scary), His pajama Hat, key chains, phone straps, Posters, Fan, Stamps, Wallet, Belt, Kunai Knives, Gloves, Finger Warmer, Rings, Stickers...etc etc.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

Everybody man...

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

NaruHina only strait I can tolerate.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

T.T Dumass.

9. Which team is your favorite?

Umm...Team 7?

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

Yes I did.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

Hell yeah!

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Itachi is hot dammit!

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

Anti-Sasuke CUZ HES A DUMASS FOR KILLING HIS BROTHER AND RUINING NARUTO LIFE GO BEEP YOURSELF.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

Somewhat...

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

Starting to but I get bored you know?

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

wtf is add?

17. Sub or dub?

Sub =)

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

I don't likey her at first but shes getting better.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

Funny! I mean "TOBI'S A GOOD BOY!"? That's priceless.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

Wtf yeah?

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

no comment...

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

...Naruto ...with all the fanfic, fanart, fanvid are you blind?

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

Awesome! He always made my day!

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

...No idea.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

Common sense please.

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

Somewhat..

27. Do you like lemons?

Lemons= guy sex? If so hell yah.

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

...I think so O.O.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

Yes and I think they are fucking funny and retarded at the same time. What got a problem?!

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

Yes I did and its fucking awesome!

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

I'm trying man...I'm trying...

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

Nope I suck

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

I told you I suck.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

-laugh nervously...-

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

Oh...yeah

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

If..its porn then no thank you.

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

There's a theory for that? o.o

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.

What the hell didn't I say I don't fucking draw?!

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

Dude, those hand like wings are just plain creepy...and the curse is not even hot.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

No... Maybe later.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

Oh...Shit o.o

Naruto Question o.o

1. Iruka

2. Gaara

3. Neji

4. Naruto

5. Sasuke

6. Kakashi

7. Chouji

8. Shikamaru

9. Itachi

10. Lee

11. Shino

12. Kiba

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Eww...ShikaShino? Thats eww..nope

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Naruto?! FUCKING HOT!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Ehh if Kiba got Shika pregnant...I would cry cuz it's not right.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Itachi? Ohh tons of it. Seme uke he's like both. With naru-chan ahh...and that blue fish.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Gaara and Kakashi? Ummm I don't see any future.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Sasuke..I can't image him with Lee and Itachi and him is like whoa...lots of those. Even though I don't like it...

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

LOL Chouji will laugh eat and go.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

They are teammates. Now they are lovers.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Iruka and Shikamaru? Umm...nooo

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Food or Love?

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

WTF?! Naruto de-flower Iruka??

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Ahh Neji...nope my friends sucks.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Ehhh they talk about bugs...does that counts?

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Oh hell yeah GaaNaruSasu is well known hell to the yes.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"Ahh! That's the power of youth!"

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Ehh...Cloud

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Please don't read I don't know what I was thinking.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

"I love the way your sand moves, just like the way of youth." -.-

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

A lazy bum with a killer wow...great couple.

20) How emo is Seven?

Lol eating wouldn't be consider emo can it?

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horoscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

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Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.