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Author has written 23 stories for Twilight. Leon Info... I am a 20 year old male. At one point in time, I used to go out, have a life, perform at concerts, and do other exciting things. Then shit happened. Now I'm not as exciting. I've got a couple of college degrees under my belt, many years of instrument instruction, and a language/literature fetish. My girlfriend owns me, and I want to become friends with Robert Pattinson, who is beyond words. Oh, and one of my favorite words is "sometime." Fic stuff: I insult my writing more than you'll ever know, but appreciate every single review, favorite, alert, PM, whatever. So thank you deeply. I write as an exercise, and my work is eclectic. Characterization is - bar none - the most important thing in writing, especially fanfiction. Humor and dark themes are my preferred writing and reading topics. I'm not that picky with what I read, but I have incredibly high standards of what I call 'good' - and I'm enough of a literary snob to believe that my opinion means more than yours. I'm an asshole, pretty much, when it comes to that. Reviews should be appreciated singularly. Don't tell me a fic is good because it has a lot of them, and definitely not because the fic is 'hot.' I will ovary-punch you. Be constructive in your reviews, and remember that nit-picking makes you look stupid. Read Mav's beautifully crafted 'FanFiction Concerns' list because it is the ideal. And know that Bronze is the best person ever; the one who keeps me off the EMO ledge long enough to post, while listening to me rant and pre-reading my shit no less. I don't know how she does it. We bicker, we laugh, we're lazily, insanely awesome - we're online best friends. It's Xd, not xD. The turkey pwns all. "Watch out for the turkey!!" And never forget to remember: boobs. FanFiction Info... Links: Twitter - Twilighted Account Co-authored Stories The below are hosted on my account-- On Thin Ice (M): co-authored by Bronzehairedgirl620 Juice Me Up (M): co-authored by by Bronzehairedgirl620 Mine (M): co-authored by Nikkipedia The below are hosted on the coauthor's account (also listed under my favorites)-- Hourglass (M): story written by Bronzehairedgirl620, smut written by me Worlds Collide (T): co-authored by Bronzehairedgirl620 Infinity (M): co-authored by Bronzehairedgirl620 False Attraction (M): co-authored by grey-eyed-blonde Unforgivable Act (M): co-authored by Irritable Grizzzly Positive, Negative, Not So Sure (M): co-authored by Nikkipedia Within Glass (M): co-authored by Nikkipedia -- complete Twilight? No, LIElight! (T): co-authored by TRDancer -- complete | |||||||||||
1. Ctrl Alt Del » reviewsGoogleward entry. With the new computer massively multiplayer online role playing game purchased and installed, Edward Cullen logs into his online persona: statusDOTec. Too bad he can’t log out… : AH, kinda, full of nerd and sex humorTwilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 11-24-09 - Published: 9-10-09 - Edward & Bella2. On Thin Ice » reviewsWhen Edward's girlfriend signs them up for ice skating lessons at the new Forks recreation center, he has no idea that he will become entranced with Bella, a passionate ice-skater with a dark secret. Will she let him in enough or continue to suffer? : AHTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,070 - Reviews: 327 - Updated: 11-22-09 - Published: 3-20-09 - Edward & Bella3. The Twilight Twenty Five » reviews25 drabbles - defined as exactly 100-word length one-shots - based on the The Twilight Twenty-Five challenge. ROUND ONE PROMPTS. Ratings, pairings, and topics vary - warnings provided within.Twilight - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 25 - Words: 6,907 - Reviews: 415 - Updated: 11-8-09 - Published: 9-11-09 - Complete4. Confession reviewsSlash Backslash entry. A realistic approach at a boy who deals with his upbringing and his own personal demons. “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It has been thirteen weeks since my last confession. I accuse myself of the following sins…” : AHTwilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,226 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 11-5-09 - Edward & Carlisle - Complete5. We Play With Angeli e Senze reviewsThings That Go Bump in the Night entry. A badass. A new girl. A party. Some drinking, some laughing, some... sinning? : AHTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,443 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 10-26-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete6. Broken Wings, Our Gamble reviews2 thieves. 1 goal. Perfect plan. The problem? They used to be boink-buddies. And they hate each other. : AHTwilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 10-3-09 - Edward & Bella7. Juice Me Up » reviewsForced to work together for the summer, Bella and Edward butt heads and bond over smoothies. There’s also a turkey. : AH. Co-written with BronzeTwilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,939 - Reviews: 96 - Updated: 10-1-09 - Published: 8-10-09 - Bella & Edward8. Hunter » reviewsHunter Vincent Masen finds himself in Forks; when he comes across the Cullens, will his dark past reveal itself to be a problem for the coven? Why is he so distraught? And why does he look like a young Edward? : Post-Breaking DawnTwilight - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,643 - Reviews: 586 - Updated: 9-18-09 - Published: 1-2-099. City of Sinners » reviewsThe split between mental asylums and prisons never happened. 6 people, haunted by their mistakes and pasts. “This is The City. We are the sinners.” AH, Dark, adult content. “There's a war. And we're in the middle of it.”Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,411 - Reviews: 527 - Updated: 9-9-09 - Published: 5-21-09 - Edward & Bella10. Le Lendemain Matin reviewsSense First Place Winner! “The morning after.” The aftermath of sudden decisions and long waiting. : AH, fluff, Part of F-series. Order inside.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 9-7-09 - Published: 7-12-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete11. Mine » reviewsWhen Edward decides he's beyond the trivial life of a typical high schooler, he sets his goal on creating the perfect girlfriend. Enter Isabella Swan - Belly, for short. The golden girl turned social pariah. Could this be the perfect match? Adult themesTwilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,243 - Reviews: 523 - Updated: 8-29-09 - Published: 6-28-09 - Bella & Edward12. Inked Improvisation » reviewsWhat happens when you don’t have money to pay for a tattoo after a drunken night out? You offer your services... in teaching piano, that is. : AHTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,353 - Reviews: 209 - Updated: 8-24-09 - Published: 8-3-09 - Bella & Edward13. The Magician’s Apprentice » reviewsOff The Page EXAMPLE entry turned story. Simply fleeing for her safety, Bella is captured by the Guild of Magicians after life in the slums. When she is chosen by the High Lord as his apprentice after witnessing his dark deeds, what will it prove?Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,142 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 8-14-09 - Published: 7-21-09 - Edward & Bella14. Sympathetic Magic reviewsAge of Edward entry. Sympathetic magic, that which is influenced by imitation or correspondence. The hunt, the caves, and the jealously lead to dire desire. Caveward… kinda literally. : AH Lemon.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,286 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 7-22-09 - Published: 6-15-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete15. Le Désir Faux reviewsPretend Date Second Place Winner! “The Fake Desire.” After years of being best friends, Bella asks Edward for some help - can he help make her crush jealous? : AH, Lemon, Part of F-series. Order inside.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 7-3-09 - Published: 6-22-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete16. Désolée reviewsPreschool entry. “Sorry.” A little story between little Edward and little Bella. : AH, Fluff, Part of F-series. Order inside.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 57 - Published: 6-22-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete17. Beefcakes reviewsA resident and his attending - when limits are reached, how will he react? : AH, one-shot, slash, lemon. Beware, includes domineering Edward.Twilight - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 6-7-09 - Edward & Emmett - Complete18. Affair in Training reviewsForbidden Love Affair First Place Winner! When her husband forced her to lose weight, she came to my gym. I spent everyday with her, watching as she continued along in a loveless and abusive marriage. I would have done anything to save her. : AH, LemonTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,057 - Reviews: 202 - Updated: 5-13-09 - Published: 4-29-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete19. A Game Between Us reviewsHIATUS- It began as a game. She went in for relief. He went in to win her over. A story of sexual exploration, lust, and love. : AH, Major smutTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 100 - Published: 4-21-09 - Edward & Bella20. el deseo universal reviewsHIATUS- The Universal Desire - Both were wanted, and yet she was unobtainable. How far would he go to make her his, and why did she not return any of his feelings? This player has his work cut out for him as he tries to figure out this dark seductress.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,278 - Reviews: 85 - Published: 4-18-09 - Edward & Bella21. Unplanned reviewsEPOV special for the story "Positive, Negative, Not So Sure," by Nikkipedia and Leon McFrenchington. Major humor. Major Lemon. Main story: http://www DOT fanfiction DOT net/s/4507917/1/ - Read it. It's awesome sauce. Promise.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,700 - Reviews: 105 - Published: 4-3-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete22. Here, Always » reviewsAfter many years of perfect luck, Bella and Edward realize that life doesn't continue in such good grace. A single bad weekend... : AHTwilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,635 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 3-22-09 - Published: 3-8-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete23. Saay Wut? reviewsBella gets upset when Edward doesn't prevent Alice from taking her on a shopping trip. He spends the day mulling over why, only to be greeted by a furious Bella... how will things work out for our topaz-eyed hunk? : Random fluff, crack-fic, canonTwilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,581 - Reviews: 82 - Updated: 2-8-09 - Published: 1-24-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete
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