so... shame on me! I'm another person on this endless people place! Everyone's so nice! Maybe too nice... Anyway, I may or may not actually post a decent story, so beware! I am currently obsessed with Full Metal Alchemist and Detective Conan because its so fun to think of when I'm bored. I'm using this profile to rant about stuff I like! and hate! I like Pride!Ed because it is interesting. Beware the death magnet that is Conan! -cackles evilly- I also enjoy Code Geass because its so angsty and has one hell of an almost-epic ending, and CLAMP is really awesome. so, Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles and xxxHolic are also some of my current reads! Bleach and Naruto are sort of way lame (their plots are literally going in circles or wandering vaguely off...), but they're fun to crossover, I suppose. Also, that reminds me, whatever you do, don't judge me by my favorite stories list. My tastes vary as wildly and randomly as my moods. um. Okay, I should be working on scholarships... but I'm addicted. -sigh- Damn music theory. But who doesn't? It requires brainpower as in what the hell is a diatonic triad again? I have two younger brothers, and well, they... have, big issues. Not even joking. At all. Dear god, that's all I can say about them? That's pathetic. Anywayses, One more thing, Alert Lists, Favorite Lists, I can't really tell the difference, so I need to sort it or something because I just figured it out. So if you're on one, you should be on both.

ALSO! LETTER BEE IS A FRIGGIN GREAT MANGA/ANIME THAT IS NOT VERY WELL KNOWN RIGHT NOW. IT'S FRIGGIN COOL!! okay, just saying, you should really just watch it. Or even the first ep.

Righto! on to the other normal profile stuff! Blatantly taken from my favorite subscribed authors! -points down-

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Have you ever examined the word 'politics?' Poly, as in many, and tics, as in small bloodsucking creatures.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are unconcerned by the dismal state of their education, or the fact that their fanfiction is raping the English language. If you're part of the five percent of fanfiction writers/readers who do care about such things, cut and paste this, and then leave reviews for those poor souls who know not what they do.

More than 85 percent of teenage kids LOVE Zac Efron and Co. If you are part of the 15 that doesn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

"Naruto" means 'fish cake'. If you didn't know that before, copy and paste this into your profile to spread the word!

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

If you have attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, MIt-chan007, Ni-chan,vampgirl8, Kactus Wren,TheNightShadow4, The Spirit Alchemist, Starburstia

If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, C&P

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, C&P this into your pro.

If you have insanely annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever had an argument with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged on the table repeatedly, and received weird looks from anyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Michi-Baka, Neji's fangirl, Yukisgirlfriend, Jinzouningen, Aly Uzumaki, SkywardShadow, Kikuji-chan, Kuma the wolf alchemist, The Spirit Alchemist, Starburstia

If you are insane and love it, copy and paste this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile (brothers, anyone?)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile

Quotes!
"No amount of therapy will ever make this moment okay." -Timmy Turner, Fairly Odd Parents

Cheshire Cat: Oh, by the way... if you really want to know, he went that way.
Alice: (looks both ways before replying) Who did?
Cheshire Cat: The white rabbit.
Alice: (excitedly) He did?
Cheshire Cat: Did what?
Alice: Go that way.
Cheshire Cat: Who did?
Alice: (getting upset) The white rabbit!
Cheshire Cat: What rabbit?
Alice: (exasperated) But didn't you just say... I mean... oh dear...
Cheshire Cat: Can you stand on your head?
-Alice in Wonderland

''Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today.''~ unknown

''Don't get mad; get sadistic.''~ unknown

''Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?''~ unknown

''Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.''~ unknown

''They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people.''~ unknown

''There are very few problems that cannot be solved using a large amount of explosives.''

''I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away."

"I have superhero powers...I just don't wanna show you!~ some Bebo Sticker

''You know what?! Earth sucks, I’m going home.''

''Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.''

"Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking."

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia." -Charles Schulz

"Monday is a lame way to spend one-seventh of your life." -Anonymous

"Life is too important to take seriously." -Oscar Wilde

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

No, I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

"Leave your intelligence at the door, come be stupid"- Travis Willingham (voice of Roy Mustang)

"Life sucks. And then you die"- Jacob Black

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

"It is not enough to succeed; others must fail."- Mandy, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101