Hola, mi hombres! 'Tis I, El Zombie-Fighter007!! Well, this is the part where I tell you every little detail about my life, like how when I was 5, I licked the carpet thinking it would leave a rainbow streak... oops. My b, my b!!

10 Crazy, Yet Understandable, Facts I bet You've Yet to Guess 'Bout Me

1. I hate Zac Efron. I dislike him where my soul burns dark. I mostly think it's bcuz my BFF, ILuvZacEfron, is in love w/ him. Wait... no, that can't be it! I mean, seriously, come one! :D

2. I once ate a worm when I was, like, 7/8. I had caught 12, but poured water in the jar, so all but 2 died. My brother ate his, and I tied mine into a knot, and swallowed. I think it was because I didn't chew, but it didn't taste like chicken.

3. My favorite number is 32. I think this is bcuz on my first softball team, I was #32, which is weird, bcuz my mom cut my umbilical cord when she was that age, too. Then again, it's a coolio number to begin w/! x)

4. My favorite age is 17. I think it sounds older that 18, for some odd and unknown reason. But then again, Im Kidney! :D

5. I forgot to tell you that my nickname is Kidney Bean. My real name, Kennedy, sort-of-kinda-almost-not-really-maybe-it-does rhymes w/ Kidney. So, when my BFF told her mother that she had made a new friend that day, she thought my name was Kidney. When I came to spend the night for the 1st time @ her house, she asked me, "Would you like some more pork chops, Kidney?". I thought I had died laughing that night, but when I asked my friend, she just said I had fell asleep. XD

6. I like the color pink. I believe it's my favorite color only bcuz no one likes it. Everyone is trying to be non-conforming, but if I non-conform by not non-conforming, then I non-conform. It makes perfect sense to me.

7. I hate the words brief and scarce. Brief, to me, sounds like it should be long. I figured out that it was the opposite when I got my summary of a 'brief' paragraph about my life back from my teacher. My teacher didn't like the fact that I included she was the meanest teachers alive. ;D Scarce... I hate that one bcuz it looks like it should be 'scaaarrrrrrrce'. You know, long a, not short a. It makes me mad whenever someone says it, bcuz it sounds like they're saying it wrong, and then when I try to correct them, they're right, so that makes me the wrong stupid 1, who doesn't understand her vowels.

8. My mother said I was like a box of puppies that my daddy brought home. She said when I graduate, she would tell me if she was my real birth-mommy. When I asked my daddy, his eyes got REALLY wide, and he said, "Ooooooh!". I know. Great reassurance.

9. I was supposed to be a boy.

10. My boy name was going to be Samuel Trey. They only found out on the day I was born I was going to be a Kennedy! x33

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Holas pplz!! XD What's up? Since my story, "Never Safe Alone" is going over so well, I thought I might ask u guys what u think is a good story!! :D Ill try to make a poll, so look out for 1!!

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Stories That Have Been On-eth My Mind-eth

Title: Patching the Patches

Couple: ItaSakuSasu

Summary: She looked out the window. It was dark and bleak and rainy. "Why are we leaving, Daddy?" she asked, so innocent. He sighed. "Because... I can't stand to be lied to anymore."

Rated: T

Title: The Day I Was Nurtured

Couple: SasuSaku

Summary: He had finally broke me. I wasn't considered a human being. I was a dog-- No. That's too high for me. Dirt. That's more like it. He used to make me feel that way, but now, I am that way. I used to love him, but now I only love Sasuke, because Sasuke... saw me behind his lies.

Rated: T

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My Favorite Peoples to Fall-eth in Love

Naruto

SasuSaku

SasoSaku

SaiSaku

NaruHina

KibaHina

KibaIno

ShikaIno

ShikaTema

NejiTen

NejiSaku

Digimon

Takari

Tiaora

Yolein (idk how thats written, but its supposed to be YoliexKen :3)

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