Author has written 31 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Twilight, Sin City, Phantom of the Opera, 10 Things I Hate About You, Host, Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, Boondock Saints, and Walking Dead.
Hello everyone! I'm angelfishlex. I love to write and have been going to this website for awhile. All the stories I've read are GREAT! Feel free to read/review my stories or PM me! I'd love to chat. :)
Dislikes: stress, homework, being late, punishments, scary rides, drugs, sexism, shopping for clothes, chores
Likes/Loves: My family, doing well on tests, movies, books, music (except rap), cute guys, writing
Favorite TV Shows: Boy Meets World, The Walking Dead, The Unusuals
Favorite movies: Girl, 10 Things I Hate About You, The Assassination of Jesse James By the Coward Robert Ford, The Boondock Saints, The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day, Borderline, Casanova, Don't Say a Word, Good Will Hunting, Pride of Jesse Hallum, Five Minutes to Live, A Knight's Tale, The Outsiders, The Phantom of the Opera, Remember Me, The Runaways, Sin City, Tower Heist, Uptown Girls, Walk the Line, The Dark Knight, The Killer Inside Me, Gone Baby Gone, The Town, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn: Part 1, The Dark Knight Rises, Breaking Dawn: Part 2, P.S. I Love You
Favorite Women in Film/Books: Bella Swan (Twilight MOVIES, not books!), Christine Daae' (Phantom of the Opera), Harleen Quinzel/Harley Quinn (Batman universe), June Carter (Walk the Line), Rachel Dawes (The Dark Knight), Joyce Lakeland (The Killer Inside Me), Amy Stanton (The Killer Inside Me), Eunice Bloom (Boondock Saints II: All Saints' Day), Joan Jett (The Runaways), Cait O'Dwyer (The Song Is You), Elisabeth Burrows (Don't Say a Word), Shellie (Sin City), Molly Gunn (Uptown Girls), Angela Webb (Boy Meets World), Marlena L'Arche-Rosenbluth-Jankowski (Water for Elephants), Michonne (Walking Dead), Carol Peletier (Walking Dead)
Favorite Guys in Films/Books/TV Shows: Edward Cullen (Twilight), The Phantom/Erik (Phantom of the Opera), Robert Ford (Assassination of Jesse James), Commodus (Gladiator), Shawn Hunter (Boy Meets World), Connor MacManus (Boondock Saints), Jem Coughlin (The Town), Patrick Kenzie (Gone Baby Gone), the Joker (The Dark Knight), Daryl Dixon (Walking Dead), Jason Walsh (The Unusuals), John Blake (The Dark Knight Rises), Patrick Verona (10 Things I Hate About You), Todd Sparrow (Girl), Ed Baikman (Borderline), Casanova (Casanova), Morgan O'Malley (Good Will Hunting), William Thatcher (A Knight's Tale), Gerry Kennedy (P.S. I Love You), Tyler Hawkins (Remember Me), Charlie Gibbs (Tower Heist), Ian O'Shea (The Host), Jacob Jankowski (Water for Elephants), Rick Grimes (Walking Dead)
Fave Actors: Joaquin Phoenix, Robert Pattinson, Casey Affleck, Heath Ledger (R.I.P.), Gerard Butler, Jeremy Renner, Sean Patrick Flanery, Norman Reedus
Fave Actresses: Reese Witherspoon, Kristen Stewart, Brittany Murphy (R.I.P.), Maggie Gyllenhaal, Emmy Rossum, Jessica Alba, Kate Hudson, Julie Benz
Fave Books: The Host, Twilight Saga, The Kind One, Water for Elephants, Ebon Moon, Gone Baby Gone, Prince of Thieves, The Killer Inside Me, The Song Is You, P.S. I Love You
Fave Bands/Artists: Alanis Morissette, Alexandre Desplat, Alison Krauss, Amanda Seyfried, Amy Lee, Anastacia & Ben Moody, Anberlin, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Anna Nalick, Apocalyptica, Augustana, Avril Lavigne, Barcelona, Beck & Bat for Lashes, Bessie Smith, The Black Keys, Black Strobe, Blink-182, The Boondock Saints, Brad Paisley, Breaking Benjamin, Britney Spears, Brittany Murphy, Bryan Adams, Bulgarian Women's Choir, Carter Burwell, Cary Brothers, Celine Dion, Chad Kroeger, Charlie Feathers, Charlotte Sometimes, The Chemical Brothers, Christina Perri, Clutch, The Color Green, Connell Moss, Dakota Fanning, Danny Elfman, David Holmes, The Dirges, Dishwalla, Dropkick Murphys, Drowning Pool, E.S. Posthumus, Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros, Elliot Smith, Eminem, Nate Dogg, Emmy Rossum, English Chamber Orchestra, Enrique Iglesias, Eva Cassidy, Evanescence, Ewan McGregor & Nicole Kidman, Faith Hill, Fiona Apple, Florence the Machine, Fort Minor, Frou Frou, George Thorogood & the Destroyers, Glen Hansard & Marketa Irglova, Green Day, Gretchen Wilson, Hans Zimmer, James Newton Howard, Lisa Gerrard, Harry Gregson-Williams, David Buckley, Patrick Doyle, The Heavy, Hoku, Hoobastank, Howard Shore, Hurricane Bells, Hybrid, Jasper Taylor & His Sate Street Boys, Jeff Danna, Mychael Danna, Jewel, Joan Jett & the Blackhearts, John Debney, John Williams, Johnny Cash, June Carter Cash, Julie Fowlis, Kanye West & JAY Z, Kari Kimmel, Kelly Clarkson, Kenny Chesney, Korn, Kristen Stewart, Lady GaGa, Letters to Cleo, Lifehouse, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Little Willie John, LMFAO, The Lonely Island, Lonestar, Lykke Li, Marcelo Zarvos, Mary J. Blige, Mazzy Star, Meredith Brooks, Gary Jules, Michael Giacchino, Miley Cyrus, Moby, Mudvayne, Muse, Nancy Sinatra, Natalie Walker, Nick Cave & Warren Ellis, Nine Inch Nails, Oakenfold, OneRepublic, P!nk, Paramore, Pearl Jam, The Peasall Sisters, A Perfect Circle, Phil Collins, Placebo, Poets of the Fall, Queen, Radiant-X, Randy Newman, Rascal Flatts, Rebecca St. James, Red, Regina Belle & Jeffrey Osborne, Rihanna, Rob Pattinson, Roger Waters & Van Morrison, Ruth Etting, Ryan Star, Saliva, Scala & Kolacny Brothers, Sea Wolf, Sean C., Sean Patrick Flanery, Semisonic, Sheryl Crow, Sia, Sigur Ros, Simple Minds, The Skids, Sleeperstar, Snow Patrol, Spade Cooley & the Western Swing Dance Gang, The Standells, The Sundays, Suzi Quatro, The Swell Season, Tal Bachman, Taylor Duffy, Them, Thom Yorke, Three Days Grace, Tim McGraw, Ty Stone, The Wailin' Jennys, Wang Chung, Whitney Houston (RIP), The Who, William Ross, Wye Oak, 3 Doors Down, Nelly, The Calling, Celtic Thunder, Trace Adkins, People In Planes, Lauren Cohan, Emily Kinney, Dustin Lynch, She & Him, Harvey Danger, Heather Nova, Dido, Imagine Dragons, Anne Hathaway, The Pogues, Kirsty MacColl, Alan Silvestri, Feeder, Filter, Daryl Hall & John Oates, The Temper Trap, Jamie N. Commons, Tom Waits, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Incubus, Ellie Goulding, Steve Kazee, Voxhaul Broadcast, Fink, Broken Iris, Patrick Watson, Depeche Mode, Daniel Licht, This Will Destroy You
'Girls Don't Realize These Things
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care
But most of all
For not being sorry anymore
That you can't accept me for who I am
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
That I cared
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things
There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).
Go for it!
Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.
Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!
If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
This is scary!
The phone will ring right after you repost!
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
and time passed quickly as each shared
various experiences of the past year.
She ended up staying longer than
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
because it was a small town and she lived
few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
When she reached the alley, which was a
cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she
man standing at the end as though he
She became uneasy and began to pray,
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
security wrapped round her, she felt as
someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley,
walked right past the man and arrived
The following day, she read in the
a young girl had been raped in the same
twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
that it could have been her, she began to
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
young woman, she decided to go to the
She felt she could recognize the man, so
them her story.
The police asked her if she would be
at a lineup to see if she could identify
She agreed and immediately pointed out
she had seen in the alley the night
When the man was told he had been
immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
asked if there was anything they could do
She asked if they would ask the man one
Diane was curious as to why he had not
When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
two tall men walking on either side of
Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
will not stand up for God?
Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you
no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost TT_TT
My name is Danielle
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Bawled on the floor
My name is Danielle
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Now i roam the underworld,
to help those in need.
I may seem evil,
but i'm not.
If you are against child abuse, then pass this on!
This is a true story:
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms
(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy:Then tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you, now slow down!
Guy:Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.
If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste.
WE NEED TO STOP ABORTION!
I know abortion is a touchy subject, but hear me out. Just because a baby is growing inside a woman/teen girl does not mean that they have to destroy it. That woman is carrying a precious, innocent life inside her. For every abortion a woman gets every day is another life this earth loses forever. That dead baby could've gown up to stop world hunger or do another wonderful thing to save the world we selfish, greedy people take for granted.
If the mother does not want the baby, then the real option is ADOPTION! There are hundreds of couples who cannot have biological children and would gladly take the baby and love it with eternal care.
The poem below centers around the evil murder that is abortion. If you do not post this poem to your profile, then you are showing how cruel and cold-hearted you are!
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)
Pick the ones that fit you (Mine are in bold)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm DIFFERENT so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be effing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics/Manga, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyberspace sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK , so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER.
I'm a TOMBOY so I MUST be a homosexual that's looking for attention.
I like to READ, so I MUST have a lot of free time
I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver.
I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I'm not a SOUPCAN, so YOU CAN'T LABEL ME!
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy.
I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.
I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.
I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends.
I'm NOT POPULAR so I MUST have no life.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I don't buy DESIGNER CLOTHES, therefore I MUST be poor.
My parents are DIVORCED, therefore I MUST be mentally unstable.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU...If you want this kind of guy, copy and paste this into your profile.
BOYFRIENDS SHOULD KNOW THIS STUFF!
When she walks away from you mad
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go
When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you
Give her your attention
When she pulls away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does
When she misses you
she's hurting inside
When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away
When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers
When she comes to you crying
You say, "Who's butt am I kicking"
WHAT A KISS MEANS! (JUST CUTE :)
Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"
What the gesture means...
Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"
Don't ask for a kiss, take one
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.
Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships
LEAVE ROBERT PATTINSON ALONE! :
After witnessing the events surrounding Rob Pattinson's birthday and seeing the sadness in his eyes, I have decided to boycott paparazzi pictures. I will not view any pictures or video that is not contracted by Rob or his representatives. Rob Pattinson is a kind, gentle soul that deserves privacy and calm in his life. The fame, pictures, and fans have gotten out of control. If it keeps going at this rate, Rob will crack. I will have no part in making such a great actor (and person) stressed, sad, and unable to do his job let alone just live. Come on, girls! Just because he plays Edward Cullen doesn't mean he's not the only cool guy out there!
I admit, I have a crush on him, but the fan-girls have gotten ridiculous. Because of them chasing him in NYC, he almost got hit by a taxi! He could've gotten seriously hurt! Girls, show some maturity and calm down!
Best FanFiction Friends: nocoldwater, Uncommon Pen, HoisttheColours
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...
Fave Quotes: "Why so serious?" - the Joker (The Dark Knight)
"I'll never tell...any of you." - Elisabeth Burrows (Don't Say A Word)
"The night is darkest just before the dawn." -Harvey Dent (TDK)
"What if I'm not the hero? What if I'm the bad guy?" - Edward Cullen (Twilight)
"Get busy living or get busy dying." - Andy Dufresne (Shawshank Redemption)
"Come on, puddin'. Don't you wanna rev up your Harley? Vrooom, vrooom!" - Harley Quinn (Mad Love)
"A man can change his stars."- William Thatcher (A Knight's Tale)
"You're sweet, sexy, and completely hot for me." - Patrick Verona (10 Things I Hate About You)
"That's what she said." - Michael Scott (The Office)
"Life is nothing but a frightful dream." - Commodus (Gladiator)
"I honestly believe I'm destined for great things, Mr. James." - Bob Ford (The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford)
"I am like Superman trying to protect the citizens of Gotham City." - Michael Scott (The Office)
"Death is peaceful, easy. Life is harder." - Bella Swan (Twilight)