Hey... so, uh... I'm Rhio-Bob. I'm presently and always have been living in the UK, Scotland. I'm a girl. A Fangirl, but not the rabid type... Much.

If you’re not that interested in a bunch of my secret shames and embarrassing weirdness that goes on in my head that I feel I need to pour out here for some reason, I suggest you skip the next bit.

Just a few home truths about me:

I like to pretend I'm sociable, but really I'm people-phobic. I don't let people in much, but those that get past the barriers tend to stay there.

I'm overprotective, easily offended, easily angered, and violent. But only in my head. In the real world I'd rather go through a hundred pains before hurting someone else.

I complain because I don't have a boy friend but really I wouldn't know what to do if I had one.

I say I'm shy and get all embarrassed at compliments, but really I'm vain as hell.

Sometimes I catch a glimpse of myself in a mirror and think I look beautiful. Other times I think I look like an ugly, moon faced fat girl with terrible complexion.

I think my boobs are my best feature but if people ask I say I think it's my eyes because if I say my boobs I get labelled a slut.

There are parts of me that want to die just to know what happens but the rest of me reminds that part that there is so much on this side of life I haven't found out yet, so I'll gladly wait.

In my heart I know I won't be happy with a normal relationship because I want a fairy tale.

Some strange little part of me is still waiting for my people to come and teach me how to use the powers hidden in me. I kinda hope that bit is right.

I get penis envy.

When they were younger most children would lock their windows and pull the covers up over their necks the first time they hear about vampires. I opened my window and lay with my head stretched up and my hair pulled back so that my neck was easily accessible. Sometimes I still do.

I never say everything I think. There are some people who’ve heard most of it though.

I have a whole make-believe world in my head that I escape to at every opportunity. The role I created for myself is an alien princess whose direct female ancestor is the creator god of many dimensions. The princess has inherited many of her however-many-greats-since-the-world-began great grandmother and is next in line to be Queen. Nearly every book I read or film I see becomes part of this world in the form of another dimension. This is the first time I ever told anyone this much about it, and that’s only a tiny sliver of it, but I suddenly want people to know. Any way only the three people I trust most in this world and complete strangers will read this, so it’s okay.

Sometimes, when people are talking to me I slip into my aforementioned world and lose all track of what they were talking about.

I’m not a religious person (or rather, I’m slightly Hedgerow Witch which isn’t really a religion more a sort of harmony with nature and stuff), but I go to a catholic school. When I end up in church I can’t help but think of the most inappropriate things. For instance, last time I was writing my Softball Ch 2 in my head. And looking at the paintings of the Stations of the Cross. Which I’m sad to say had Romans in them... You get the idea.

Someday I hope to be famous. Not so much because I crave attention, but because I want to go to my primary school reunion and laugh at the people who used to make fun of me because I liked to be strange and weird.

I don’t want to nit-pick, and I don’t believe in it, but if the once angel Lucifer asked for a promotion and then became in charge of all the wicked in the world... Isn’t that a promotion?

I’m having a startling amount of fun pouring this out. I’m still not sure about putting it up but part of me badly wants to.

Once I start something, it gets very hard for me to stop. Like this one time I tried to convince Boog that her parents had been missionaries in the Congo and had been captured by this tribe of people and in order to escape had to promise that their first born daughter (Boog) would be sent off to marry the chief’s sexy seventh son when she turned fourteen. I still go on about it sometimes and I think that somewhere in her brain she dreading that on her fourteenth her Mum will have her bags packed and her Dad will be waiting to drive her to the airport. Just so you know, Boog, I will be on that plane with you ready to fight that tribe for your freedom.

I’ve gone over my First Proper Kiss - which is different from those stupid giggle-kisses that I gave to boys in the play ground when I was seven – a thousand times. Sometimes I’m talking to a guy that’s my friend but that I find attractive and I wonder what he would do if I just turned round and kissed him. And by all the Gods that any ones ever believed in am I tempted. But I’ve never done it. Not yet.

I’m kinda hoping that I do just kiss one of them one day and we end up living, if not quite Happily Ever After, Happily Long Enough. After all, a Happily Long Enough is all I ever want.

I'm a 14 year old femelle de la race humaine with the best craziest friends in the world (AKA Oob, Boog and Kyasie) and I'm happy just to be the freakazoid that nature intended. Also, I must warn you that there are three major things (and an assortment of various smaller things) always on my mind. The major things are -

My Friends. Always, duh!

My Cat. I lobe mine little miss!

My Fandoms. Mainly Jack Spicer (Or as I prefer Jack Spicy, yum!)

There used to be four things, but I got over him. So over him. Yeah. Over him.

Oh, and my Zodiac sings are Gemini and Pig, which I don't personally put much stock by, I just find it interesting.

One last thing, I, am, prone, to, over, using, c, o, m, m, a, s. T, h, a, n, k, s, , f, o, r, , t, a, k, i, n, g, , t, i, m, e, , t, o, , r, e, a, d, , t, h, i, s, !

Favourite Fandoms and Pairings

Death Note - I haven't seen much of it, but I still like Light X L. And not just because it sounds like Light Extra Large. Lol, a fat Light. XD

Fruba - Kyo X Torou, I guess...

Harry Potter - Recently, I have re-discovered my Potteroid-ness, and with it some new pairings (Since the first time round I was too innocent to know a thing about Yaoi. Had some nice dreams about Harry and Ron, if ya know what I mean, eh? XP Sigh I mean I had dreams where they were making out on a broomstick. Subtleties are wasted on you. Sorry, that as mean. Forgive me?). So, umm Drarry. And oddly, and I don't know how this happened, SiriusXLupin?

Night at the Museum - Jedidiah X Octavius. Seriously, how does this pairing not have more fics? I must write some! If I ever get the time. Which I won't. But I'll still try! Also, I just notice on the bits that say genre it normally says "General/Romance" which is so Octavius' nick name in my head.

Ouran - Tamaki X Haruhi, and Kyomaki. XD

Teen Titans - Most things involving BB or Raven. But oddly, not together?

Xiaolin Showdown - I umm... I like Chack, Okay!? Also Jaimundo. I go into mad swings of loving one then the other.

There are tons of others that I'll probably add later. Probably. If I remember. So, uh... Don't hold your breath.

Also, Boogaloo, Kyasarina, Oobeley Doobeley and I have started a bi-monthly fanfic dare trend; in turn, we each give a subject, and other members are dared to write on that subject (it could be a quote, a cliché, a pairing, whatever). . If we get a good response, we'll start a forum/community (what-the-hell, we'll start one anyway, later XD). Please contact one of us if you want to contribute, all of their profiles are in my "Favourite Authors" section the community is mine and the forum is Boog's so go to either of our pages. Thank you.

I'm a terrible person. I will update. SOON

If anybody feels that they could benefit from talking to me, or vice versa, I would be glad to get a PM from you. Just saying.