The name's xXkickass-kunoichiXx and I'm sweet 13!!

I'm into sports and music and I like to read.

I talk four different languages including my own and can play the piano (I finsihed elementary music school :D WOOOHOOOO! :happy dances :) And now, a little bit (more) about moi!!

Usually shy, only friends know why. Smiles a lot. Laughs a lot. In love. Smart. Funny. Sweet as a cherry, but can hit hard. Likes to talk. Really headstrong. Not a copycat, always unique. Lives free, the way she wants to. Loves her friends. Friends equal happiness. Happiness equals your life. When moody, can kill (don't try her, people died). Sometimes an ice-block, sometimes an over emotional kid. Likes sunsets and moonlight. Is obsessed with butterflies. Believes in destiny and horoscopes. Little things make her happy, just show you care... Or die. Likes to threaten people but is forgivable. Likes to make people laugh. Weird. Likes to draw and write. Is good at languages. Likes to watch horror movies with an equally obsessed movie freak (in a good way). Isn't much into shopping, but likes fashion. Loves sports, but not to watch, only to play. Usually, too hyper for her own good. Is a good listener (if you are not boring). Has a IQ 124 (Be jealous... Just kidding... Or am I? (souns effect: Dun, dun, DUN!)). Loves her family. Wants to learn how to skateboard. Adores animals. Wishes to have a tiger. Silly. Wishes to fly. Original. Charming. But not perfect, never was, never will be.

Anime? Obsessed with it!

Naruto (Do I even HAVE to write the pairings here?)

Fruits Basket (KyoXTohru)

Ouran High School Host Club (TamakiXHaruhi (But HikaruXHaruhi's cute too :D))

Sailor Moon

Cardcaptor Sakura

H2O: Footprints in the sand

Mermaid Melody

Code Geas

My fave Naruto pairings:

NejiTen

The BEST pairing there is!! I just LOVE them!! I think the pairings kind of Ying/Yang! It's really cool!

NaruHina

This is so classic! The unnoticed girl gets the most popular guy!! This is like... PERFECT!! I mean, Hina SO deserves him!!

SasuSaku

I'm not such a Sasuke or Sakura fan but this pairing is the most popular/obvious for both sides. But, they're made for each other, even I have to admit that!

ShikaTema

I like ShikaIno as much as I like ShikaTema so I guess I luv writing both. But when I do write ShikaTema... Well... If you read the next chapter of M.A.M.O.B.; you'll see... x)

ShikaIno

I used to be more of a ShikaTema fan, but then I kind of changed my mind (dunno why) so I like ShikaIno and ShikaTema the same. The love-triangle is awesome! (Grins)

SaiIno

Ta dah!! There you go!! It's the last pairing in my pwetty wittwe pairing oppinions. I think it's nice. Although, for some unknown reasson, I like SaiTen. Yeah, I'm eating sugar.

Other kawaii pairings:

- KibaTen

- KibaHina

- KibaIno

- SasuTen

- LeeSaku

- SaiTen

- DeiTen

- DeiSaku

- SasoSaku

- SasoTen

- ItaTen

- ItaSaku

- KibaTema

- KonoHana

- KakaAnko

- KakaKure

Anti pairings:

NejiHina (Ewwww! They're siblings!)

NejiSaku (Hahaha- Get real! It's never gonna happen!)

GaaTema (The sibling thing again)

KankTema (Same)

LeeTen (Imagine the bowl cut of truth, the sparkles of youth and the green spandex of love and Tenten... :shudddershudder:)

SasuIno (...)

All Yaoi/Yuri pairings... EWWWWWW! Disgusting! >.

My poll - Summaries

Story name: Tale of the Tekishi

Genre: Action/Adventure/Romance

Full sumary: There were three of them. Three of them had to stop the fight their ancestors begun. When Tenten, Ino and Hinata left Konoha to become stronger, they never dreamed about this kind of power. Because now, they are the Tekishi and it's their duty to finish it all. But how will the people who set them out react to the sudden power the girls posses?

Pairings: NejiTen ShikaIno NaruHina GaaMatsu and some SasuSaku TemaOC

Story name: The heiress and the rockstar

Genre: Humor/Romance

Full sumary: He is a famous playboy rockstar. She is a heiress with talent in singing. His manager and his best friend drag him to stay with them, her, her family and her best friend throughout the summer in her home. Now, how will the great playboy survive the summer with a shy heiress, a ice-block best friend, a perverted manager, a hyper twelve-year old, a weapons obsessed maniac and a totally wacky sensei? And on top of that... Without RAMEN FOR TWO WEEKS!! "NOOOOO!! YOU EVIL ICE-BLOCK!" "Hn. It's for the best."

Pairings: NaruHina NejiTen KakaAnko KonoHana

Story name: The Goddesse from high school

Genre: Humor/Romance

Full sumary: Hi! I'm Tenten, the Goddesse of love AKA the prettiest Goddesse known to humanhood. Me and my cupid, Naruto Uzumaki are sent into the human world to pair up Sasori and Sakura, help hinata Hyuga find true love and stalk Neji Hyuga (Gaara knows why). So I guess this would be a simple mission if it wasn't for the fact that... NARUTO YOU DOPE!! PUT THOSE WINGS AWAY PRONTO!! Oh yes, such a simple mission indeed... And when the HECK am I going to learn how to use the taylivision. "It's television." Thanks Hinata...

Pairings: NejiTen NaruHina SasoSaku

Random funny stuff (I found God knows where)

I love him, oh yes I do

He's for me and not for you

And if by chance you take my plave

I'll take my fist and smah your face!

- Sakura Haruno (:ShakeShake: :TrembleTremble:)

"Your parents would love me, un! I'm cute smart artistic... And I like to blow shit up!!" - Deidara

" 'Speech theraphy'? Do you think they're trying to tell us something, un?"

"Dattebayo!!"

- Naruto and Deidara

This is Sasuke-kun

He is mine.

Not yours.

Mine.

So keep your hands to yourself bitch!!

- Sakura Haruno

"You can call me whatever you like, but I'm still taking your cake!!" - Unknown

"And why did you do that again?"

"She had COOKIES!! EVERYONE hales the mighty power of the crispy chocolate :drool:!!"

- My two friends from school

"And so, the lion fell in love with the lamb"

"What a stupid lamb" - From Twilight

"Edward Cullen gives us unrealistic expectations of men. But I still love him!" - Unknown

"Sasuke-kun. Saskay-kun! Saskay!! Sasuke-kun!! SA-SU-KE!! Saskay-kun!! Sasuke Uchiha!! OMG!! Saskay!! What obsession?" - Sakura Haruno

"... And that is when I saw a sheep..."

"SHEEP!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" - Two guys from my school

"You, what's you name..."

"It's..."

"No, wait, I'll get it right... D... D... Dy... Dy... Dyl..."

"Mark" - One of the maths teacher and a guy from my school

"Mommy, can I wear high-heels?"

"No."

"How about skirts?'

"Nope."

"V-neck shirts?"

"NO!"

"But mommy! I'm 18!!"

"No Mike, you can't." - Unknown

WARNING: This part of my presentation is posted while Im under O.C.D. Twilight haters...

DROP DEAD!

THERE IS A NEW DISEASE SPREADING QUICKLY THROUGH THE COUNTRY! IT ISCALLED OCD. OCD STANDS FOR

Obsessive Cullen Disorder!

If you suffer, put this on your page!

Private Joke 4 Twilight Fans!

--X--

You say Human.

I say Vampire.

You say Zac Efron.

I say Edward Cullen.

You Say Paris Hilton.

I say Bella Swan.

You say pop

I say blood .

You say vampires are scary.

I say vampires are awesome.

Put this on your profile if u love Twilight!

--X--

Twilight Oath!

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

Whenever my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I'm in the Emergency Room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime theres a huge Boom!

I promise to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

Whenever I see beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes I promise to Love...Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that may all may see my obssesion

Because I know what twilighters know.

All twilighters, copy and post this on your profile.

I went to a party
and remembered what you said;
You told me not to drink, Mum,
So I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
the way you said I would;
That I didn't drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
and your advice to me was right;
The party finally ended,
and the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
sure to get home in one piece;
I never knew what was coming, Mum,
something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,
and I hear the policeman say;
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mum, his voice seems far away.

My own blood's around me,
as I try hard not to cry;
I can hear the paramedic say,
"this girl is going to die".

I'm sure the guy had no idea,
while he was flying high;
Because he chose to drink and drive,
now I would have to die.

So, why do people do it, Mum,
knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mum,
tell daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven,
put "daddy's girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
that its wrong to drink and drive;
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mum,
I'm getting really scared;
These are my final moments,
and I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mum,
as I lie here and die;
I wish I could say "I love you Mum!"
So I love you and goodbye.

000

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Hinata

2. Tenten

3. Neji

4. Sasuke

5. Sakura

6. Deidara

7. Naruto

8. Sasori

9. Kiba

10. Shikamaru

11. Ino-Piggy

12. Temari

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Yep. It was kind of sad. The grammar sucked and all that but the story was funny!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

If I were a brainless fan girl, very hot. If I were me, very Emo.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Dunno. The world would probablly come to an end. And Sasori would make cute baby puppets!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Duh.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Hmm... The posiblites are AWESOME so yeah, they would.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Probablly Five/Nine. But Five/Ten's cute too.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

MY POOR VIRGIN EYES!!

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Hell no. It's disgusting.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Maybe.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

"So close, yet so far" (Whoa, I'm getting corny)

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

They were both drunk and will never remmember what happened. EVER. The end.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Yup.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Yup. Don't forget the Piggy part. XD

14.) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

They already did. And it was AWESOME!! SasuTenSaku (SasuSaku in the end thank GOD )I like SasuTen but the thank GOD part was about yuri (shuddders)))

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

TROUBLESOME!!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Probablly a Barney song.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: CRACK, LEMON AND THE EVILLEST AMONG THE HYUGA'S IN ACTION.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Dunno. Probablly something extra smart and then he'd fall asleep.

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

With many, God knows what do they mean, words.

20) How emo is Seven?

Not at all.

Sweetest Thing;

When she walks away from you, mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it

Friends and Best friends

Friend: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
Best friend: Calls your parents dad and mom.

Friend: Have never seen you cry.
Best Friend: Has always had the best shoulder to cry on.

Friend: Comes and visits you in jail.
Best Friend: Is sitting with you in the jail cell saying "Holy shit that was fun, let's do it again!"

Friend: Never asks for anything to eat or drink.
Best Friend:Opens the fridge and makes themself at home.

Friend: Picks you up when you fall.
Best Friend: Laughs at you and trips you again.

Friend: Asks you to write down your number.
Best Friend:They ask you for their number cuz they can't remember it

Friend: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best Friend: Has a closet full of your stuff.

Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: Is the reason the cops are after me in the first place

Friend: Comforts you after a rejection
Best Friend: Goes up to the bitch/bastard and says: "It's because you're homosexual, isn't it?"

Friend: Helps you find your 'one'
Best Friend: Keeps you single

Friend: Will help you move
Best Friend: Will help you move their bodies

Friend: Comforts you after a break-up
Best Friend: Calls the asshole and says: "You will die in the next seven days..."

Friend: Only knows a few things about you.
Best Friend: Could write a disturbing biography on your life story.

Friend: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
Best Friend: Will always go with you.

Friend: Would delete this letter.
Best Friend:Will send this crap

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom.~NoOnesGal1848, Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, AkatsukiDreamer, DeiDei-kunsgirl, purplenekomata, The Crazy Evil Akatsuki Neko, Saya-Izame-Uchiha27, Luna2986, Torture_Cat, xXkickass-kunoichiXx

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone:Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocker, Fangalicious, Bellafan123, Vampire-cutie18,Maru-chan 101, White Rose Of Oddity, Naruhinagirl94, xXkickass-kunoichiXx

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcyle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realised his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Put this in your profile if you think that child abuse is wrong.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (Haha... Get over it!)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (Go to hell! Just kidding...)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. (This never actually crossed my mind)
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo. (... No comment ...)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (Let's just put it this way... WTF??)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (I have an IQ bigger than you. Deal with it.)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Or I just have a mom who adores to pull me to every art gallery/theater play in the 10 km radius)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (If you say this, do let me hurt you)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (It's called genetics!!)

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude (Wow! Just... Wow!)

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Wow... I never thought ppl had this kind of problems! (And no social life whatsoever))
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (I'm 13. End of story)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (HEEEEE- No, wait... This is kind of true, for me. But not for my friends)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. (I actually support that)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (Do you even HAVE a social life?)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Yay... Feel the sarcasam?)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (Dude, you DO realize what does M rated mean?)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (... This is just sad.)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (Well, kind of!)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (Nah, I just can't stand the screaming!)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Nah, my friends are just stupid (Look! A car crash!! HAHAHAHAHA!!) Erm, yeah... That's how my friends act)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (Totally)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (...)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (It's called Manga! Let's say it all together! Man-Ga! Now, go and stick your head in ur a- Somewhere x))) )
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (You did read my pen name and the type of fictions I write??)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Said the guy from my class before I sent him to Emo corner)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (... I'm the happiest among the elves!!)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (My vote goes here!)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (There is a movie called 'Twilight'. Let' say it all together! 'Twilight'! Watch it ya idiot!)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (Wonderful observation)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. 9have you even read my Anti Naruto Pairings?)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (There is only ONE of those and they die after high school)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. (Watch a Sasuke and log Best friends video on YouTube)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (This IS a site for writing! People who write usually...Oh, I dunno... Read!)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology, therefore, I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. (Yep, totally)
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. (... My species must be dead)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (I AM childish. Deal with it!)

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (It's a very useful habit)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (No, I just scare the boys away. Not to mention I'm only 13!)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. (I love this habbit of mine)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake (I don't cry, I glare and get pissed off.)
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. (There's a little black book called a diary. Then why do I need you?)

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile

If you didn't know Orochimaru's walls were purple until Sasuke blew the place up copy and paste this into your profile.

You KNOW you're obsessed with Naruto when:

You eat Ramen all day every day.

You've watched every episode at least 5 times - in English and Japanese.

You watched the first 135 episodes of Naruto in less than 5 days.

You buy a 200 pair of Sharingan contacts.

You say "Dattebayo" or "Believe it!" after every sentence.

You cover half of your face with a mask.

You spend all your free time looking at Naruto web sites.

You try to walk up trees using your feet only.

You draw whiskers on your face.

You spend the time to make and maintain a Naruto web site.

You draw black circles around your eyes.

You think about killing your entire family just to test your abilities.

You always talk about Naruto, even if no one wants to hear about it.

You run with your arms behind you.

You have read and written Naruto fan fiction...

...And took it a step further by making a Naruto music video .

You decide to call your morals your "ninja way".

You thrust your arm forward with a stress ball in hand and yell "Rasengan!"

You run with a snowball during a snowball fight, dodging everything in your path (or at least pretending to) and get to your target and thrust a "Snow Rasengan!" in their face.

You feel like you can tap into yourself and demand bursts of energy during a race or fight.

You yell out "Demon Windmill Shuriken" when your throwing a Frisbee.

You dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.

You watch Naruto in Japanese, without English subtitles, even though you don't know a lick of Japanese.

You address your tests as the Chunin Exams.

You dye your hair red and carry a large bottle of of sand on your back.

You call old men who stare at young women “Ero-sennin” or “Pervy sage”

You're not Japanese and you say "Itadakimasu" before you eat.

Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the Naruto world.

You have Naruto games for video game systems you don't even have.

You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

You tell people your dream is to be Hokage.

You replace your backpack with a giant gourd.

You feel like you have the Sharingan after you put in normal, everyday people contacts...

...And feel like you turn off your Sharingan after you take out the contacts.

You paint the Nine-Tailed Fox seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.

Whenever your stomach rumbles, you think its Nine-Tailed Demon Fox trying to get out.

You wear a jacket in the middle of the summer.

You roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan!"

You give people the 'nice-guy' pose.

You jump into the room, kicking the door yelling "Dynamic Entry!"

You have to put on a headband before a major competition...

...And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge you all as equals.

You do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu

You trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.

You dress up like a girl and say it's your "Sexy Jutsu" (for guys only).

You get a tattoo of a cursed seal on your neck.

You don't care that your life has started to suck because "It's not cannon".

You leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you're cooler and smarter then before.

Any mention of Naruto makes you scream, laugh, applaud, or overall just become rather excited.

You call your best friends "Teme" or "Dobe" (guys only).

You daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, or all of Akatsuki member.

You try to make pairings between characters.

You try to teach your dog 'Dynamic Marking'.

You throw clay birds hoping they'll explode.

You carry puppets with you.

You call your group of friends a "three man cell".

"Art is a Bang"

Your theories in chemistry, psychology, or philosophy class always reference Naruto somehow.

You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it.

The only facts you know about cells are the ones you learned from Tsunade.

You have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto.

You imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces.

You buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, or face.

You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.

You're on a Naruto forum and it's 4:00 AM.

You spy on girls and call it research.

You try to summon a frog in biology class...

...By biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor.

You carry around frogs and call yourself "the Toad Sage".

You claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all you knew how to do was insult people.

You refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura or Sasuke.

You have a pig named Tonton.

You make a leaf village head protector.

Everytime you put your contats on, you whisper: "Sharingan!".

You actually take time to learn the jutsu hand motions.

You want people to refer to you as 'The 6th Hokage'.

You keep butter knives in your pocket and call them kunais.

You drew the Uhciha symbol on the back of your new jean jacket.

You name your dog Akamaru.

You get a rabid shnake bite you, hoping to get the seal.

You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.

You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

You franatically look around hoping people don't discover your 'Blind' spot.

You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next episode.

You call your teachers sensei and you're not Japanese.

You add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your friends names and you're not Japanese.

You follow somebody home and when they ask you why, you tell them it's part you mission.

You use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” or “Did you see my shadow clone pass by here earlier?”

You dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique.

You start making hand signs...

...And then run at somebody yelling "Chidori!".

You try to sign a contract with blood.

You hit people over the head if they say something stupid.

You paste a piece of paper that says 'Come Come Paradise' on the front of adult books.

You keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.

You try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you'll do 200 squats, and when you can't do that you'll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.

You try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto.

You drive around with Naruto music blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think you're cool.

You're in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling "Sharingan!"

You take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting "Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)".

You get mad when people call Naruto stupid or Gay.

You have many Naruto head bands with the same sign on it and you got it again cuz it's a different color or its metal.

You trust your life in websites like Saiyanisland or Uzumakiworld.

You wish they would put Naruto Shippuuden on Adult Swim.

You though Naruto was a little boring after Sasuke left.

You think Byakugan looks a little painfull.

You even write in Adult Fanfiction.

You think all of the Naruto boys look a lot hotter in Shippuuden.

You make up your own little Naruto world in your head.

You wish you had half of all Naruto products or all.

Your new favorite color is orange.

You've considered medical school and dyed your hair pink.

As you read this list, you continue nodding and smiling.

If you actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Naruto.

And try to add phrases to this list as well.

Then you know you're obessed with Naruto.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

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