My name is Caity and i love to read.

i love it when people comment on my stories and leave little tips here n there. im new to this and i cant help but think that they dont like it if they dont review! so please put me outta my misery!! lol um... so yea. please review my stories. i love to know what ppl are thinking!! i never know if people like my stories so please put me outta my misery agan and give me tips. im new to this and would love little tibits and advice!

yea im a girl so what! lol ima faghag. get over it.

if you want to see Izzy's dress this is what i picture it as : http://www.ezbridalplans.com/wedding-dress-dk.jpg

ALSO!! i made a fanvideo to go with Postcards. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQQBi4bR1Eg hope you like

i love QAF and Harry potter and twilight.

my favorite Qaf pairing are only brian and justin. thats it.

my favorite HP pairings are:

Harry and ginny
harry and draco
hermine and severus
hermione and ginny
draco and hermione
draco and ginny
my favorite twilight pairing are just the normal pairings. i cant see any other way around them.

You know you're a QaF fan when...
1. You think Gale Harold is the most beautiful man alive
2. You can no longer use the following words or quotes without giggling: come, straight, hard, ass, top, bottom, predicting, US open, pop, poppers, 'can't think straight', 'early bird gets the worm', geisha, 'stroke of genius' (and more could be added)
3. You start to question straight displays of affection and see them as odd
4. You proudly (and are happy to) announce that you're a hag
5. You get giggly whenever you meet or hear someone called Justin and/or Brian
6. Your cell/mobile alarm is Brian saying either "Good Morning Sunshine" or "Rise and Shine Sunshine"
7. Your ringtone is a QAF quote
8. You associate every song you hear to Brian/Justin and play mini-vids in your head
9. You think it's a "sign" everytime you have something in your life that has any relation to QaF
10. You start to use some QaF words in your vocabulary
11. You know all the B/J moments within a week's time
12. Your friends want to watch the show too just because you talk about it so damn much
13. You start to dream about B/J or G/R almost all the time
14. You spend an endless amout of time reading B/J or other fanfic
15. You have your own QaF folder on your computer
16. You can pull a quote from QaF out of your ass like that
17. You now bite your lip just because Brian does it
18. Your MP3 player is full of QAF related songs (either from the show or youe favourite fanvids)
19. Your wallpaper (computer, cell/mobile) is QAF
20. You can't go a day without doing something QAF related (watching a clip, episode, fanvid etc)
21. You won't even let your best friend/soul mate/family member touch your DVDs
22. You will never look at a zucchini or a cucumber the same way again
23. You can barely focus on school/homework because you're so into QaF
24. You keep a timeline of what eps you watched on a particular day
25. You want to start your own Brian/Justin site or some page dedicated to them
26. You're considering buying a domain name with a lil reference to QaF
27. You wish Brian/Rage would use his mind control powers on YOU
28. You want to find yourself a cowrie shell bracelet
29. You are making this list to prove your obsessiveness
30. You blame QAF for your procrastination
31. You record QAF clips onto your phone so wherever you go you can watch
32. You dream about QAF scenes (with alterations)

mine are in bold and italics.

lol i really love QAF i hated the end of season 5.

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell.
As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil...
Satan: "Why so glum?"
Guy: "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
Satan: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?"
Guy: "Sure, I love to drink."
Satan: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Tab, and Fresca. We drink 'til we throw up, and then we drink some more! And you don't have to worry about getting a hangover, because you're dead anyway."

Guy: "Gee that sounds great!"
Satan: "You a smoker?"
Guy: "You better believe it"
Satan: "All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays We get the finest cigars from all over the world, and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie, you're already dead, remember?"

Guy: "Wow...that's awesome!"
Satan: "I bet yo u like to gamble."
Guy: "Why, yes, as a matter of fact I do."
Satan: "Good, 'cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Crapps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, it doesn't matter, you're dead anyhow."

Guy: "Cool!"
Satan: "What about drugs?"
Guy: "Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...?"
Satan: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want You're dead so who cares."

Guy: "Wow! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!"

Satan: "You gay?"
Guy: "No..."

Satan: "Oooo, Fridays are gonna be tough..."

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

The Top Eleven Things Everyone Should Know About Twilight:

1. Werewolves are only immortal as long as they want to be. Yeah. Kind of strange. Apparently it has to do with how often they choose to become wolves. Of course, these are quite strange werewolves who don’t follow the moon.

2. Vampires sparkle in the sun. Really. And no one ever laughs at them when they do this. Then again, they only ever show this to lovestruck teenage girls.

3. In a werewolf/vampire/human threesome, the human has to be in the middle so the freezing vampire and burning werewolf balance each other out. Or something like that.

4. It is not at all creepy to make an unborn baby your soulmate nor is it creepy to raise your soulmate from infancy as its father/brother and then become its lover.

5. Author Stephanie Meyer is apparently a big supporter of the rights of demon babies.

6. Wanting to literally eat your girlfriend is romantic, not deeply disturbing.

7. Jeopardizing a fragile treaty between two very dangerous, deadly groups because you can’t control your hormones is endearing, not painfully stupid.

8. When you’re friends with vampires and werewolves, you no longer are required to care about your human friends and family.

9. . When a guy you have been dating for a few months abruptly leaves and never plans on coming back and you take to cliff diving to hear his voice, you are in no way crazy nor should you look into therapy.

10. You should never, ever let Bella and Edward name anything. Ever.

11. TELLING a group of vampires that want to kill your baby that she is half human will do nothing. Finding someone who claims that they are half-human solves everything. They’ll even kill that vampire that’s out to get you for you.

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I'm going to squeeze those dangly things and drink whatever comes out"?

Who was the first person to look at a chicken and say, "I'm going to eat the next thing that comes out of that thing's butt"?

Have you ever considered suing your brain for non-support?

Who was so mean to put an "s" in the word "lisp" if people with lisps can't say the "s"?

Doctors say TV is bad for us, but why is there a TV in every hospital room?

If McDonald's loves to see you smile why do they screw up your order?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If con is the opposite of pro is Congress the opposite of progress?

Donald Duck never wears pants, but why does he wraps a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower?

ONLY IN AMERICA...

...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks.

...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front.

...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8.

...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter.

...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke.

...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages.

...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place

...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures.

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

WHAT CELEBRITIES MIGHT SAY WHEN ASKED: "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?"

"Why would he be on a road? I thought chickens lived in the ocean..." -Jessica Simpson

"That (censor) fool of a chicken didn't (censor) know what the (censor) he was doin' crossin' a (censor) alley in (censor) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censor) morning" -Snoop Dogg

"To cross or not to cross, that is the question" -Shakespeare

"I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe he should not get to the other side" -John Kerry

"Chickens, over a great period of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads" -Charles Darwin

"And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken 'Thou shall cross the road'. And the chicken did, and there was much rejoicing" -Moses

"To go where no chicken has gone before" -Neil Armstrong

"We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. Its either with us or against us, there's no middle ground here" -George W. Bush

"Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road. But why it crossed, I've not been told" -Dr. Seuss

"In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us" -Grandpa

"Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask 'What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyways?'" -Jerry Seinfeld

"The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road" -Richard Nixon

"This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it" -Saddam Hussein

"I missed one?" -Colonel Sanders

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

He: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
She: Nothing. I can't laugh and talk at the same time.

He: Where were you all my life?
She: Hiding from you.

He: Is this seat empty?
She: Yes, and so is mine if you sit down.

Quick! write down 12 characters cast of Harry Potter!

1. Harry Potter

2. Ginny

3. hermione

4. ron

5. george

6. Blaise

7. cho

8. luna

9. pansy

10. draco

11. Fred

12. Lavender

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No but im sure they are out there shudders

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Uh yea supper cute with the red hair and cute smile

03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Uh idk, they both are able to get pregnant

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

Yes! It was a Draco/Pansy called “Me Too” by Wind-In-The-Trees

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Yes! I like reading fics about them. Super cute

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Five/Nine George/Pansy cause I cant see George with Draco shudders

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

She would prolly ask to join them

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

Ooo where to begin. He hated her. She hated him. But one Summer at the beach, a bikini, and Maragaritas changed everything.

09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

Yes! Harry and luna are cute together!

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Was everything a lie?

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

AAAH idk! I wouldn’t!! omg how weird. Um…no I cant think of anything.

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Idk but I like cho and luna or cho luna and ginny! Ive read them and I like them!

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Yea everyone I know loves Hermione fic. Het or slash.

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Uh not that I know of no

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

Um…if it’s a family fic yea. I don’t think anyone would be interested in incest. Or maybe they are 0_o shudders

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

GODS HERMIONE YOURE SO TIGHT!

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Glitter in the Sky by P!ink. luna striks me as one who whinks about these kinda things

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING!! THREESOME!! (cuz my mind thinks that way XD)

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

I can be your hero instead

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Not recently if I have he is only a side character

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?

He likes it up the ass with Ron Weasley

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Yes but only drunk! lol

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

Hermione would top cho cause Hermione knows how to treat a woman since shes read all about it wink wink

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

A twist of the Fates. I am not sure who would want to read it but since it will end up a hormone/harry maybe a lot.

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Um idk how I would feel. I could feel both good and bad for that couple.