WARNING: I you think my stories could be better (I'm not talking spelling or grammer) then send me a message. I'm a firm beleiver in constructive critizizm.

First off: i am not a terrorist or the next Uni Bomber. I am an author. In the past I went by SpadestreetUSA but I have tired of that and will henceforth be known as The Only Weirdo. Good day.

My hobbies include drawing, doodling, painting, singing random songs, burning things, acting, performong, kick boxing, Jui Jistue, Brizilian Jui Jistue, football, rugbee, making Youtube vlogs, and last but not least WRITTING.

I'm also in the flaming buisness and buisness is bombing on the AF archives

READ THIS! IT IS IMPORTANT!

Good people of fanfiction. We have a troll on the loose. No not a six foot hairy beast with dreadlocks and razor tusk (that will only make sense to Artemis Fowl fans), this troll is far worse (and probobly even uglier that a fairy troll.) for about a week now someone has been saying saying that they're Demetra and calling themselves mean names. Obviously these poeple have no life and have insecurity issues. All i can say is to ingnor them or call them a hoe bag. That is all.

Current News on this Profile:

You may have noticed that I have stopped posting chapters for DoW. That is for 2 reasons. 1) That story was going NOWHERE so I'm writing a more original and, I think, better story. I'll be writing the whole story then posting the chapters every other week so it won't be out for another year or two. My stories that I post will consist mostly of one-shots and what not. 2) I have discovered fictionpress.com. I know, I sound like a first grader who's just discovered girls. Anyways, it just blows my mind that I can post original stories so all those novels I've writen a few years back can finnaly be shared with the world without the hep of a publisher.

ALSO! BIG NEWS! I'm thinking of doing a kind of news lettery thing every week or so. If you know an author or story that Is too good to ignor tell me about them and I'll put them on the news lettery thing.

Age: Somewhere between birth and death...I think...

location: Wouldn't you like to know. Actually you probobly would like to know.

Favorite Music: Hard Rock. I like mine loud. If my neighbors don't complain it's not loud enough.

Favorite Books: Artemis Fowl, Percy Jackson (not the fanfics though :P), Underland Chronicels, Inheritance Chronicels, This Present Darkness, Darren Shan saga (though what author names his main character after himself?), Skulldugary Pleasent, not Twilight, The Door Within, Skyborne, and Airman.

Favorite movies: Facing the Giants, Prince Caspian, Dare Devil, Flags of our Fathers, Letters from Iwo Jema (i think that's how it's spelled), the Dark Night, Ironman, Harry Potter 6, and Terminator: Salvation.

Favorite Plays/Musicals: Nightmare before Christmas, Grease, Wicked, Sweeny Todd, Give my Regards to Broadway, and The Producers.

Religon: Christan proud of it! God Bless!

Pairings I support

Artemis Fowl: I knew A/M lovers were rare but I don't think I've ever seen this one before. I am neutral. Why? Because it's not a dang contest! I like the shipping if you can put them together without making them out of cannon...or hormonally high. I have seen briliant A/H and genius A/M (like what I did there?) but if asked which one I like better I would say neither. Now it's not that I love both of them. It's more that I don't hate either of them. Minerva wasn't mentioned at ALL in book six and let's face it: she's a minor character. The only reason I put her in my story is becuase I feel sorry for the poor girl and thought SOMEONE might enjoy a story were Minerva is in cannon. For Holly and Artemis ist's simply age. Let Artemis get older and be the same technical age as Holly then come back to me.

Inkheart: Dustfinger/Roxane. I don't really care what romance Meg's in as I stopped reading the trilogy after book 2.

Harry Potter: Besides the obvious (Harry/Ginny, and Ron/Hermione) I like Dumbledore/McGonagall. Why? Becuase it's canon but people, keep it to kisses on the cheek and afection for each other. No one wants to read about two old people getting it on. Also, Malfoy/OC. Give the kid a break. Hagrid/Maxime for obvious reasons. Serverus/Lilly, just because I would like to see the difference in Harry's life.

Underland Chronicles: Ripred/OC. His kids are dead. His wife is dead. He was nearly chewed to death by nats but you guys can't give him alittle love? Gregor/Ripred pairings don't count. That's just wrong.

Percy Jackson: This will get me killed but I support Percy/Calapso pairings. Why? For the simple reason that they fit nicely and that Percabeth has become overrated. Yes, they are going out. Rick Riordan made that obvious in the books and your Percabeth fluff is killing the series for me.

Quotes:

"Let the good times roll"- Bobby Shermerhorn

"It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in." - Tommy Cooper

"You never know when you'll die so I'd like to go down eating good food" - Josh gram

"Do or do not, there is no Try" - Yoda (who else talks like that?)

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education" -Mark Twain

"There are no shortcuts to any place worth going" - Anonymous

"Losers let it happen. Winners make it happen" -Anonymous

"I wasn't lucky. I deserved it" -Margaret Thatcher

"Forgive your enemies but never forget their names" Joh F Kennedy

Coach Quotes:

"WHAT'S YOUR MALFUNCTION" - Coach Peckar

"I'LL MAKE YOU BETTER SON!" -Coach Shorter

"ARE YOU KIDDN' ME?!" -Coach Chapman.

"THIS IS EASIER THAN THAN THE MARINES SO BE GRATEFULL?" -Coach Garceia. He was in the marines. His biceps are so huge he can't lift his arms over his head! So cool!

"DON'T THINK! REACT!" -Coach Deueis

(playing football is almost not worth it when you have old guys screaming these things at you for two hours every day)

Now for orriginal quotes!

" Five more minutes! Actually, make that ten. Oh forget it! Just leave me alone"- saturday mornings.

"You think you will be famous. You think that you can laugh at me now because you'll be a super star when you grow up. You think the NBA NFL and NBL will be on their knees begging for you to play for them. But when it's all said and done, I will be the one laughing as you wash my car for a living." -me, ranting about people who think there 'all that'.

"Drop that cancer stick!" -me to a smoker.

"I already did my homework in my head. Why do it on paper and waste another tree?" -me explaining not having my homework.

"I got out of bed for this?" -me. age 12.

"Why is it that the heros that don't have medals are the ones who deserve it the most?" -Watching someone get an award they didn't earn or deserve.

~Read This~

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

~If you could read that, put it in your profile~

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