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since: 01-01-09, id: 1788914, Profile Updated: 11-26-09
country: Canada
Author has written 11 stories for Artemis Fowl, Airman, Twilight, and Eternal Sonata.

Hello! This is my personal description displayed to the public (you)! My name and age are redundant, so I won't be stating them here, although I will sat that I'm in high school. I happen to be another one of those people with an obsession for all things fantasy. So much so that I generally wish that things like faeires, elves, vampires and whatnot actually exist, along with their fantasy worlds and awesome costumes. I think it would make life more interesting. I'm a totally crazy person (if you knew me, you could testify) and I love it!

Anyway, I love to write, which is why I'm here. I am currently working on a book that I hope to publish someday soon even though I am still in high school...Alright, correction. I can now officially say that I have FINISHED that book. It's 86 pages long on Microsoft Word and I am PROUD of it. I hope it can be published.

Some things I like:

Favourite Books: Artemis Fowl (ALL OF THEM, OF COURSE) Warriors Series (I LOVE these books), Twilight (except Breaking Dawn, that one irks me) The Princess and the Captain, Airman, The Supernaturalist, the anime Pita-Ten (Although I don't know if that counts as a book), Naruto, Fruits Basket, Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle, Airhead, a bunch of other books by Meg Cabot...I could go on and on...

Favourite Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean (all of them), Spiderman (all of them), Superman (all of them), National Treasure (both), Step Up (both), I Robot, Spirited Away, Castle in the Sky, Howl's Moving Castle, Fullmetal Alchemist: Conqueror of Shamballa, others.

Favourite Word: Epic

Favourite TV Shows: Avatar: The Last Airbender, Smallville, Drake and Josh, Veronica Mars, iCarly, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Seinfeld, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fruits Basket

Favourite Games: Rock Band, Ratchet and Clank Future: Tools of Destruction, Tomb Raider Legend, Eternal Sonata, Tomb Raider Underworld

Favourite Characters of All TIME: Artemis Fowl, Jazz, Chloe Sullivan, Clark Kent, Brambleclaw, Firestar, Runningwind (don't ask me why), Whitestorm, Oliver Queen, Lois Lane, Frederic Chopin, Sokka, Viola, Falsetto, Orpheus, Jasper Hale, Graystripe, Ratchet, Kyo Sohma, Syaoran, Ayame Sohma, Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric, Hatsuharu Sohma, Shigure Sohma, Fai D. Florite

Favourite Ships: ArtemisxHolly, RootxVinyaya, JimmyxChloe, LoisxOliver (or Clark, I don't mind), JazzxViola (Cause they're so perfect for each other), AllegrettoxPolka, VeronicaxLogan (Even though he can be such a jerk), AangxKatara, SokkaxSuki, CrowfeatherxLeafpool (cause it's SO cute), KyoxTohru, EdwardxWinry

Ships I Would Like To SINK:

ArtemisxMinerva, ArtemisxButler (don't like the gay thing), HollyxTrouble, HollyxRoot, HollyxFoaly, HollyxButler, JazzxFrederic (I don't care for the gay thing at all...NOT AT ALL...I am not anti-gay though, just so you all know), PolkaxFrederic (He's just way too old) AllegrettoxFrederic

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities.
- Dr. Seuss

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.
- Jerry Seinfeld

I also love to roleplay out loud with another person. If you haven't done it, you should try it. It can be very inspiring.

Fictional characters annoy me because they don't exist. I always fall in love with the main guy in a book and it can be a bit frustrating that he isn't real.

Books annoy me because I finish them too fast and then they're over. But I LOVE to read, more than anything but writing and dance...

I adore the rain.

When I finish high school, I want to be an author along with writing scripts for movies. Movies have become my new obsession. I wouldn't mind moving to Japan and teaching English as a second language either. I think that would be so fun plus I really want to go to Japan because I LOVE Anime...like LOVE it, along with all other things Japanese.

I love to dance. I take ballet, jazz, and modern. If you're reading this, you need to dance more, trust me.

I want to make an impact in this world. I want to be known for something epic.

I hate feeling restless, like something is missing.

I love pizza and enchiladas.

I HATE bad grammer, punctuation and spelling. I also hate the 'R U goin 2 da mall dis wknd?' sort of crap. It drives me off the wall.

I come up with the best story ideas and write things in my head in bed at night, then when I wake up in the morning, I can't remember most of it.

I played the piano for eleven or twelve years. I'm not really even sure anymore.

That's a bit about me...I have some other things to put up, but they aren't here sigh So read my stories to pass the time. And review them please!

Link for Holly's dress: http://www.shopofbrides.com/shopexd.asp?id=1170

AND NOW, FOR THE COPY AND PASTES! DUM DUM DUM!

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you walk and trip or stumble because your too busy reading a book copy and paste this into your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fan-fiction copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan-fictions, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the Cocoa puffs Turkey Bird thing should go the rehab, copy this onto your profile.

If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are Team Switzerland when it comes to Jacob and Edward, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that Breaking Dawn's ending totally sucked, copy and paste this to your profile. (I think the beginning sucked more)

If you think that Leah and Jacob should be together, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile

If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.

95 percent of people are concerned with being popular. If you are part of the five percent who couldn't care less, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile. (?)

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile. (who?)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?"

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile

If you love chocolate as much as I do, copy this into your profile. XD

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

I like eggs. Tigers are pretty. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile.

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile! XD

I laughed this whole thing through because I have done 96 of the things on here...

National Treasure Quotes (it's one of the best movies ever, by the way)

Riley: Prison... huge. You are gonna go to prison. You know that, right?
Ben: Yeah, probably.
Riley: Well... that would... bother most people.

Patrick: And he dragged you two into this nonsense?
Abigail: Literally.
Riley: I volunteered.

Riley: Why can't they just say, 'go to this place, and here is the treasure; spend it wisely'?

Riley: You don't know this? I know something about history that you don't know.
Ben: I'd be very excited to learn about it, Riley.
Riley: Hold on one second, let me just take in this moment. This is cool. Is this how you feel all the time? W-well, except now.

Ben: Meet me at the car. Call me if you have any problems.
Riley: Like if we get caught and killed?
Ben: Yeah - that would be a big problem.

Riley: Who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first?

Powell: How do a bunch of guys with hand tools build all this?
Ben: Same way they built the pyramids - and the Great Wall of China.
Riley: Yeah... the aliens helped them.

Riley: Yeah, someone that did something in history and had fun. Great. Wonderful.

Ben: Riley, what do you see?
Riley: Death and despair! Mostly death. Uh, I mean a little despair, the last few seconds. But then a hard, sudden death.

Security Guard: The fire alarm is going off!
Riley: Uh-oh! God save the Queen!

Riley: The last time I checked, we make our living off crazy.

Ben: This doesn't make any sense.
Riley: As if these clues ever do.

Ben: Someone else is after the treasure.
Riley: Of course someone else is after the treasure. It’s the axiom of treasure hunting.

50 Things that no Twilight fangirl is ever allowed to do.

1. Talk endlessly about how cute Bella and Edward are together...

2. ...even if you think your friends cared...

3. ...because they really don't.

4. Make an 'I hate Jacob' forum.

5. Spray paint 'Twilight' on a cop car...

6. ...even if you think it's funny, the cops will not.

7. Use the phrase 'bloodsucker' in your vocabulary.

8. Pretend to have visions of the future.

9. Buy a Silver Volvo...

10. ...it doesn't matter that Edward has one.

11. Go out and see the movie 10 times just to look at Robert Pattinson.

12. Go to the forest to try and find a meadow.

13. Push a pale person out into the sunlight to see if they glitter...

14. ...because they won't and they'll just end up mad at you.

14. Say, 'Bella Swan' when asked what your name is.

15. Ask random people how long they've been seventeen.

16. Stalk Robert Pattinson.

17. Ask your boyfriend to pretend to be a vampire...

18. ...because chances are he won't want to stand in the snow for five minutes just to get icy skin

19. Call your boyfriend Edward.

20. Look at a magazine and just assume everyone is a vampire because they're all so pretty...

21. ...it's called photoshop.

22. Log on to a fansite and post countless pictures of the Cullen boys...

23. ...even though everyone else is already doing it.

24. Go by the username, 'EDWARDROCKSMIIIISOXCUZHESOSSSSSEEEEEEXXXYYYYYYY' ...

25. ...even if it's true.

26. Go to Forks, Washington.

27. Instantly assume that if someone isn't eating, they're a vampire

28. Try to see if you can go without breathing...

29. ...because you can't.

30. Write your name and any of the Cullen boys name with a heart around it...

31. ...especially on homework...

32. ...your teachers won't find it funny.

33. Whine about how the movie left out so many things from the book...

34. ...your parents really don't care.

35. Try to convince Harry Potter lovers that Twilight is better...

36. ...you will get hurt.

37. Cut yourself then taste the blood just to see how it tastes...

38. ...it doesn't matter that you were just curious. You'll end up in the hospital mental ward.

39. Anytime you see a hot doctor, call him Carlisle...

40. ...he won't think it's funny.

41. Try to read people's thoughts.

42. Sit next to the angsty boy in biology class in hopes that he'll end up being in love with you.

43. Think about Twilight any time you see an apple.

44. Try to go a week without sleeping...

45. ...it won't end well.

46. Drive 50 miles over the speed limit...

47. ...chances are, your neighborhood cops will notice

48. Ask anyone you know that's pale to bite you.

49. Name your twins 'Edward and Bella'...

50. ...when they learn why you gave them those names, they won't be happy.

THE BELL
I KNOW WHO I AM
I am God's child (John 1:12)
I am Christ's friend (John 15:15 )
I am united with the Lord (1 Cor. 6:17)
I am bought with a price (1 Cor 6:19-20)
I am a saint (set apart for God). (Eph. 1:1)
I am a personal witness of Christ. (Acts 1:8)
I am the salt & light of the earth (Matt 5:13-14)
I am a member of the body of Christ (1 Cor 12:27)
I am free forever from condemnation ( Rom. 8: 1-2)
I am a citizen of Heaven. I am significant (Phil 3:20)
I am free from any charge against me (Rom. 8:31 -34)
I am a minister of reconciliation for God (2 Cor 5:17-21)
I have access to God through the Holy Spirit (Eph. 2:18)
I am seated with Christ in the heavenly realms (Eph. 2:6)
I cannot be separated from the love of God (Rom 8:35-39)
I am established , anointed , sealed by God (2 Cor 1:21-22 )
I am assured all things work together for good (Rom. 8:28 )
I have been chosen and appointed to bear fruit (John 15:16 )
I may approach God with freedom and confidence (Eph. 3: 12 )
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me (Phil. 4:13)
I am the branch of the true vine , a channel of His life (John 15: 1-5)
I am God's temple (1 Cor. 3: 16). I am complete in Christ (Col. 2: 10)
I am hidden with Christ in God ( Col. 3:3). I have been justified (Romans 5:1)
I am God's co-worker (1 Cor. 3:9; 2 Cor 6:1). I am God's workmanship (Eph. 2:10)
I am confident that the good works God has begun in me will be perfected. (Phil. 1: 5)
I have been redeemed and forgiven ( Col 1:14). I have been adopted as God's child (Eph 1:5)

I belong to God
Do you know
Who you are!?
Keep this bell ringing...pass it on

'The LORD bless you and keep you;
The LORD make His face shine upon you
And be gracious to you;
The LORD turn His face toward you
And give you peace..'

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you want to push a person of a cliff right now but that person happens to not exist, copy and paste this into your profile. (cough, cough Lex Luthor cough, cough)

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile

One more thing before I go...IF you didn't read ANY of this, please, please, please make sure that you read my story 'What Now?' And Review it!

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1. Broken Hearts, Broken Dreams and a Little Hope » reviews
Beat looked up at his friend and brother who had been stuck in prison for the past year. Oh ‘Retto,” he whispered, burying his face in Allegretto’s shirt. “This is all my fault.”
Eternal Sonata - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,848 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-4-09 - Published: 9-6-09 - Allegretto & Polka
2. I Only Want The Truth » reviews
This is just a one-shot -or not anymore- where Bella tells Charlie that she's become a vampire...or, I guess more accurately, he figures it out. Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 9-3-09 - Published: 1-24-09 - Bella & Charlie
3. Three Years reviews
Three years? Had it really been three years already? That seemed ridiculous. It felt like it had just been yesterday when they had defeated Count Waltz. But no, a glance at the calendar proved that it had indeed been three years.
Eternal Sonata - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-9-09 - Viola & Jazz
4. Paranoia » reviews
Artemis is locked in a mental hospital, diagnosed with paranoia. Holly comes to get help and is surprised, and suspicious of what she finds. Maybe everything isn't as it seems. Inspired by an episode of Smallville.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,046 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 6-2-09 - Published: 2-12-09 - Artemis F. & Holly S.
5. More Like Love reviews
After a quick discussion, Viola reveals her true feeling for Jazz. ViolaxJazz, obviously, just because there aren't enough.
Eternal Sonata - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-6-09 - Viola & Jazz - Complete
6. Forcing a Smile reviews
He stood by himself, looking up at the sky. Viola just watched him. She’d never felt the same way for anyone else as she did for Jazz.
Eternal Sonata - Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-28-09 - Viola & Jazz - Complete
7. My Drabbles » reviews
Because everyone has one of these...This will just be a bunch of random little drabbles.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 3-28-09 - Published: 2-14-09
8. What Now? » reviews
He loved Finn very much, but he never thought that it would be this difficult. She had helped him before, but duty called and he hadn’t seen her for at least three years now. Finn hadn’t seen her since he was one and a half and no doubt he didn’t remember
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 35,600 - Reviews: 171 - Updated: 3-24-09 - Published: 1-11-09 - Artemis F.
9. So Jasper, You've Decided to Go Emo? reviews
Exactly what the title says. Just a random little one shot where Jasper goes emo.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-26-09 - Jasper - Complete
10. The Isabella reviews
My ideas for this were a bit scattered but it's only my second fanfiction. This happens before Conor goes off to Glasgow. Read and Review please.
Airman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-4-09
11. In the days following the Time Paradox reviews
Two days after the end of the Time Paradox, Artemis Fowl is certainly a much different person than before. But thoughts of lying to Holly still trouble him, even though they made peace. He still wonders about the kiss too...what was Holly's reason?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-4-09 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete
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