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since: 01-01-09, id: 1788915, Profile Updated: 05-08-11
country: USA
Author has written 12 stories for Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel, Supernatural, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Twilight, Greek Mythology, and Mythology.

"Accidental Moments Fracture Our Existence, and they Break Yesterday."

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Name: Shane

Age: 16

Gender: Male

Extra Info:

I am currently writing my stories for Fanfiction along with writing my book. I am an authority on Mythology Folklore, Secret Societies, Hidden History, Cryptozoology, and Lost Civilizations. And I have read the best book in the world, The ALCHEMYST, 13 times, and the second greatest book in the world, the MAGICIAN, only 8 times. And I have read the THE SORCERESS countless times! Ahhhhh!! Not to mention the Alchemyst movie, which comes out in December! I can wait for that one, but waiting for the books is KILLING ME!! lol. No seriously, I'm dying here...

I don't care what people say or think, I am the biggest ALCHEMYST and Michael Scott fan in the world! I don't care if you disagreee...you're wrong. You may message me if you want, I do not bite...unless you bite me first...and I am an incredibly fantastilistic person.

A world wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:

“Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?”

The survey was a huge failure, In Africa they didn’t know what ‘food’ meant. In India they didn’t know what ‘honest’ meant, In Europe they didn’t know what ’shortage’ meant. In China they didn’t know what ‘opinion’ meant. In the Middle East they didn’t know what ’solution’ meant. In South America they didn’t know what ‘please’ meant, and in the USA they didn’t know what ‘the rest of the world’ meant.
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Ponder this:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why do people always name turtles after fast things?

Notes on my stories:

Please feel free to read my stories. Good reviews rock, and constructive critiscism will be taken accordingly as long as it is presented in a totally respectful way. Flamers, well, let's just say I have some VERY colorful words to tell you, so let's all just play nice, okay? Haha, PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!

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1. I am become Death » reviews
When Shane and Miranda, two powerful half-bloods, discover a strange girl in the Camp forest, they are thrown into a quest centered around the girl, Maria.But what happens when her god ancestory is the only thing that could save the world...or destroy it?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-14-10 - Published: 2-13-10
2. The Trinity » reviews
When Thalia brings news of two other camps - one for kids of the Egyptian gods, and the other for the kids of the Norse gods - her, Percy, and Annabeth meet up with three kids from both camps to stop an evil that threatens all three gods and the world.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 47,970 - Reviews: 114 - Updated: 2-13-10 - Published: 3-31-09 - Thalia G. & Annabeth C.
3. The Fall of the De Dannan reviews
This is a poem that tells the final moments of the legendary Tuatha de Dannan and their home, the De Dannan Isle, before it sunk beneath the black waves millenia ago... Celtic/Irish Mythology
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-3-09 - Complete
4. The Crow Goddess reviews
This is an epic poem about the Crow Goddess, the Morrigan, in her point of view. It reflects her deepest, darkest emotions and inner turmoil within her hollow, shadowy soul...
Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-30-09 - Complete
5. Unshed Tears reviews
This is a poem about Scathach the Warrior. It reflects on her dark emotions and all that she is. Please Read and Review!
Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-16-09 - Complete
6. Pandora's Box reviews
This is a poem I wrote about Pandora and when she opened the box filled with all of man's strife. Please read and review!
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-19-09 - Complete
7. Rosalie reviews
This is a poem I wrote about Rosalie. It's really good, so please read it! The style of the writing is based on "Annabel Lee" by Edgar Allan Poe, but the poem itself is alllll mine and completely amazing. Please Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-17-09 - Rosalie - Complete
8. The Twins of Legend reviews
This is basically a poem about Sophie and Josh Newman, the Twins of Legend. Please read and review!
Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-30-09 - Complete
9. Perenelle reviews
This is basically a poem written in Perenelle Flamel's point of view. It's what i think she would tell Nicholas while she's trapped in Alcatraz and he's running around Europe with the Twins. Please read and review!
Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-30-09 - Complete
10. The Origins of Lilith reviews
The Origin of Lilith the demoness from Supernatural. The events in this story are recorded from ancient texts of the Christian Bible and the Jewish Torah. Lilith was real and these are her actual beginnings, please read and review.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-23-09 - Complete
11. The Arc of Fire » reviews
When old friends and enemies of Comte de Saint-Germain and Joan of Arc come back from the past, they threaten their present...and future. They have only one choice: To stand and fight. It's all or nothing as the couple gambles everything they love...
Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,219 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 3-18-09 - Published: 2-8-09 - Complete
12. Hekate: The Aftermath Chronicles » reviews
This is the story of Hekate after the attack on her Shadowrealm and her tragic death. When she is brought back to life, the Goddess with Three Faces wages everything she has against her murderers in a bitter attempt for revenge.
Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,752 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 2-7-09 - Published: 1-9-09 - Complete
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