Skylar Storm
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since: 01-01-09, id: 1789250, Profile Updated: 03-11-12
Author has written 5 stories for Maximum Ride, Misc. Books, Secret Series, and Doctor Who.

I should tell you my real name, but i won't so you can call me Skylar, or Squeaky the Smarticle, that's what my friends call me. I've also been called Baklava, like the food. Actually, I'm called that a lot, don't ask me why because i have no clue.

I will tell you a few things about my self though...

I am a girl

My favorite colors: green and silver/gray

My favorite books (in no particular order): Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Wish you Were Dead, The Midnight Twins, The Secret Series, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

I am obsessed with Harry Potter, PJO and Maximum Ride

My least favorite books: the Twilight series

I'm not quite sure whether or not I like the Hunger Games series, the first one is okay, but the rest of them just go down hill from there...

My favorite movies: Harry Potter, Hitch, most of the Disney classics (Beauty and the Beast, and The Little Mermaid are probably my favorite), X-Men

My favorite magical creature: Dragon

My least favorite magical creature: Fairies, there evil!!! Beware the fairy!!!

I am slightly obsessed with the number three. Seriously though, if you count my !'s they will be a multiple of three (It might not be, but i do my best)

If i were a character in PJO, i would be a daughter of Zeus, one of my friends is convinced i can control the weather...

If i were a character in Harry Potter, i would be in Ravenclaw or Slytherin, and I hate it when people are prejudice against Slytherins, Voldemort is dead, people!!!

If i were a character in Twilight, i would probably end up dead, or i would go around killing people, just to tick Eddie-poo off...

My FF friends are alo83, Nacho the Greato, and Widge6

At school, someone thought i was goth, i have no clue why, i have light brown hair, tan skin, i don't wear any make-up and we have to wear uniforms... i was soo confused

Once my friend heard me singing a high pitched song, she looked at me and said, "if you sang a bit higher, you would sound like Justin Bieber." i could not stop laughing.

My other friend, Nacho the Greato, wrote an AMAZING story. its called Hunger Games Alternate Beginning. please go and read it and review it with wonderful words. It really is a really, really good story and it deserves the best reviews (unless, of course, you don't like the hunger games, in which case I give you a full pardon for not reading it, but please, please, please, don't say anything bad about it just because you don't like the series, that would be really mean)*

The same friend has a website called www.supergiantflyingrainbowmonkeysofscreamingterror.webs.com I know that it is a long website, but please check it out. Some of the blog entries are kinda funny (and by some, i mean, like, two or three. And by funny, i mean random) But it would make me really happy if you joined as a member.

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: The Last Something That Meant Anything (Mayday Parade)

Waking Up: On the Wing (Owl City)

First Day At School: Get Up (Mayday Parade)

Falling In Love: Listen to Your Heart (The Maine)

Fight Song: Dance Dance (Fall Out Boy)

Breaking Up: A Song About Acne (Charlie McDonnell)

Prom night: Journey's End (Chameleon Circuit)

Life: Living On The Under Ground (Alex Day)

Mental Breakdown: K9's Lament (Chameleon Circuit)

Driving: Your Song (Mayday Parade)

Flashback: The Time Of Your Life (Alex Day)

Getting back together: The Fathers Of The Founding Fathers (Hank Green)

Wedding: Candy Floss (Alex Day)

Birth of Child: Hot Air Balloon (Owl City)

Final Battle: Ho Ho Hopefully (The Maine)

Funeral Song: One Man Drinking Games (Mayday Parade)

Final Credits: Life Of The Party (A Rocket To The Moon)

Quotes

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

When life gives you lemons...make apple juice, then laugh at the idiots who spend their lives figuring out how the bloody heck you did that.

"Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!"

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage, Mythbusters

"Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over."

Words and Thoughts to live by--

~A day without sunshine is like... night.

~On the other hand, you have different fingers.

~Remember, half the people you know are below average.

~He who laughs last thinks slowest. And he who laughs first doesn't get it.

~OK... so what's the speed of dark?

~When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

~Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

~Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have any film.

~Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

~Eagles may soar, but bunnies don't get sucked into jet engines.

~Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

~Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism


1. Do You Hear the Knocking? reviews
A poem about the End of Time
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-24-12 - The Master & 10th Doctor - Complete
2. I Want to Take the TARDIS for a Ride reviews
Just another poem I wrote for school and liked.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-24-12 - Complete
3. This Isn't What it Looks Like Poem reviews
This is a poem that I wrote for a reading project in school.
Secret Series - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-18-11 - Complete
4. The Book
If I could only have changed two things when I was born, then maybe I would have been normal… or at least as normal as someone like me can be.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Published: 12-18-11
5. Rain » reviews
Rain and her flock of two are searching for their fourth member that was captured by the school a year ago. After they are attacked by Erasers, she meets up with Max's flock, Ella, and Dr. Martinez. RainxIggy, Fax, and maybe some other stuff. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,232 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-30-11 - Published: 6-15-11