Name: Issa, like I would give you my real name!
Age: bite me
Books: TWILIGHT SAGA!! Harry Potter, Ally Carter Books, Gossip Girl, A-List, Private Series
Movie: HSM 1,3 (2 was bad), 27 dresses, 21...

Parings

TWILIGHT
Bella/Edward
Alice/Jasper
Emmet/Rosalie
Carsile/Esme
Bella/Jasper(if the story is really good)

Harry Potter
Harry/Ginny
Hermione/Draco(Dramione forever!)
Ron/Lavendar or Ron/Luna
Ron/Hermione(only if they break up, and she gets together with Draco)
Harry/Hermione(only independet stories)

If u think Rock, Paper, Scissors solves everything, put this in ur profile.

If you are addicted to vampires, and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you've ever tripped over your own toe, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.\

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you, copy this to your profile.(Twilight)

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! XD

Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the bouquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.
(Jasper's pixie)

Blonde Diary:

January

Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February

Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Helllloooo!!
bottles won't fit in typewriter!

March

Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...box said
"2-4 years!"

April

Trapped on an escalator for hours...power went out!

May

Tried to make Kool-Aid...wrong instructions...8 cups of water won't
fit into those little packets!

June

Tried to go water skiing...couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July

Lost breast stroke swimming competition...learned later, the other
swimmers cheated, they used their arms!

August

Got locked out of my car in rain storm...car swamped because soft-top was
open.

September

The capital of California is "C"...isn't it?

November

Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I
weigh 108 lbs!

December

Couldn't call 911..."duh"...there's no "eleven" button on the
stupid phone!

What a year!!
LMAO!