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Author has written 67 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Naruto, Bleach, Death Note, and Mortal Kombat. I was born and raised in Canada Modus operandi: I write what I like to read. Status: University of Toronto student Birthday: July 23, 1987 Favourite character: Hidan, baby. He's my favourite character out of all favourite characters in any series. Works in Progress ...a LOT of stuff. Avatar made by me. Art credited to Eric Carle. | |||||
1. Sky Runs Red » reviewsTemari had her ideas on where the Fourth Shinobi War would take her. She'd just never pictured herself losing, being separated from her division, and wandering a barren wasteland with a zombie and an orphaned baby for company. Post-apocalyptic AU.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,240 - Reviews: 137 - Updated: 1-20-12 - Published: 10-5-11 - Temari & Itachi U.2. Crack Whims » reviewsOdd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,671 - Reviews: 914 - Updated: 11-14-11 - Published: 1-1-083. Trip the Light Fantastic reviewsBeing forced to choose between remedial dance lessons and probation is one thing, but it's another thing altogether when your dance partner is someone you can't stand. Neji. Ino. Crackfic.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,469 - Reviews: 58 - Published: 9-27-11 - Neji H. & Ino Y.4. Passing Fancy » reviewsWhen an experimental surgery to curb Mileena's homicidal tendencies goes awry, Shang Tsung and Kitana are left to deal with her sudden infatuation with a certain Netherrealm spectre. Mileena. Scorpion. Crackfic.Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,546 - Reviews: 114 - Updated: 6-6-11 - Published: 5-14-11 - Mileena & Scorpion5. Caught You on the Flip Side » reviewsI knew you once, a long time ago. You were born in a nebula, and I was born in a star, and the spark of our union was enough to ignite a thousand Big Bangs. And though I don't remember you, I've never stopped searching. Deidara/Ino. AU.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 45,672 - Reviews: 164 - Updated: 1-24-11 - Published: 6-11-10 - Ino Y. & Deidara6. Visitation Rights » reviewsIt was ironic that in comparing her friends' lives to soap operas, Ino's own life would suddenly become as surreal as a daytime talk show. Ino. Deidara. Crackfic.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,850 - Reviews: 273 - Updated: 6-25-10 - Published: 11-28-09 - Ino Y. & Deidara7. Subtle Matter reviewsHe's always been bad at articulating his thoughts and she's never been merciful to those craving her acknowledgment. Hidan. Konan. 52 Flavours format.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,740 - Reviews: 57 - Published: 11-5-09 - Konan & Hidan - Complete8. A Remedy for Lassitude » reviewsEnnui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 34,426 - Reviews: 345 - Updated: 9-18-09 - Published: 10-7-08 - Temari & Hidan - Complete9. Reason for Absence reviewsShe was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,150 - Reviews: 106 - Published: 8-25-09 - Ino Y. & Hidan - Complete10. Bantam Eden reviewsOut of all the little shops and stalls lining the streets of Konoha, Hidan finds it is the Yamanaka flower shop that makes his extended visit worthwhile, particularly when the store owner's daughter is tending his requests. Hidan. Ino.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,517 - Reviews: 74 - Published: 6-24-09 - Hidan & Ino Y. - Complete11. Movie Night reviewsOpting for a scary movie was better than moping the rest of the night away, especially since it gave him an excuse to spend some quality time with his new neighbour. Naruto. Shizune. Friendship fic.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 52 - Published: 6-21-09 - Naruto U. & Shizune - Complete12. Quotidian » reviewsWhen she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,622 - Reviews: 788 - Updated: 5-22-08 - Published: 1-8-07 - Temari & Hidan - Complete13. Masala Dosa reviewsKakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 172 - Published: 4-27-08 - Hidan & Kakuzu - Complete14. Watch reviewsA collection of frames and events, the ones that shaped his definitions of the human eye, and the ones that changed them. Itachi coming to terms with the end of it all. Introspective.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 75 - Published: 3-16-08 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete15. A Mutual Understanding reviewsIn which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 271 - Published: 11-22-07 - Hinata H. & Hidan - Complete16. Paying A Compliment reviewsIt was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 213 - Published: 9-27-07 - Kakuzu & Hidan - Complete17. Rendezvous Point reviewsYou shouldn't be over self confident with your first impressions of people. Common advice for most, but for Temari, that truth only comes through with a series of firsthand experiences. HidanTemari friendship. AU.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,761 - Reviews: 167 - Published: 9-22-07 - Hidan & Temari - Complete18. Face Value reviewsIn the three days she has remaining to dispose of her target, Temari has to make a choice: stick to protocol and accomplish the mission, or sate her fascination with a certain missing Falls nin. Kakuzu x Temari.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,573 - Reviews: 170 - Published: 8-4-07 - Temari & Kakuzu - Complete19. Afterthoughts reviewsBetween the Akatsuki leader and his partner, words are unnecessary. Reassurance and respect come in more subtle ways. Slight PeinKonan.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 7-25-07 - Pain/Pein & Konan - Complete20. The Witching Hour reviewsUchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,268 - Reviews: 220 - Published: 6-20-07 - Sasuke U. & Suigetsu H. - Complete21. Jaundiced Eye reviewsAfter stumbling into an abandoned house looking for shelter, Temari discovers it to be not so abandoned, after all. Drabble request. Kakuzu, Temari.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 6-12-07 - Temari & Kakuzu - Complete22. Genteel reviewsJuugo tries to keep his distance, Karin can't keep her mouth shut, and Sasuke and Suigetsu watch with resigned amusement. Fluff. Slight Juugo x Karin.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 124 - Published: 4-28-07 - Juugo & Karin - Complete23. Inamorato reviewsNobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine's Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,959 - Reviews: 1275 - Published: 4-10-07 - Tobi & Deidara - Complete24. Sundried Palaver reviewsIt was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they'd turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity's selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,055 - Reviews: 231 - Published: 4-7-07 - Zetsu - Complete25. One of the Cool Kids » reviewsBefore Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,747 - Reviews: 1108 - Updated: 4-3-07 - Published: 8-8-06 - Tobi26. Piano Man and Church Boy reviewsHidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,840 - Reviews: 549 - Published: 12-5-06 - Hidan & Itachi U. - Complete27. Coffee Table Talk reviewsMeet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 207 - Published: 11-30-06 - Temari & Hidan - Complete28. Extasis reviewsHidan doesn't pine for the sensation of skin against skin or the company of others. He regards pleasures of the flesh, and subsequently those who seek it, with utter disdain. He is a child of God, and God loves him. Nothing else matters. Sickfic.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,274 - Reviews: 83 - Published: 11-22-06 - Hidan - Complete29. Carry On Dancing reviewsIf Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 212 - Published: 11-5-06 - Hidan & Tobi - Complete30. Say Hello To Your New Partner reviewsKakuzu was told he'd receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn't sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader's eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 145 - Published: 10-16-06 - Hidan & Kakuzu - Complete31. Of Strange Habits and Clay reviewsGeniuses only reached their full potential under the support and care of others, Tobi thought. He wanted to be the one to help Deidara reach his full potential.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 10-11-06 - Deidara & Tobi - Complete32. Methods of Persuasion reviewsTobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn't understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 299 - Published: 10-6-06 - Hidan & Tobi - Complete33. Tin God reviewsGod was virtually considered illegal. It was the military that garnered the reverence, and it was the military that every student, including him, was being prepped for inside an academy classroom. Hidan fic.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 70 - Published: 10-1-06 - Hidan - Complete34. Ad Nauseam reviewsHidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 111 - Published: 9-28-06 - Hidan & Kakuzu - Complete35. Ruth reviewsHating one person, truly hating one person, he learned, required hating everybody else. Sasuke tried to early on and failed miserably.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 106 - Published: 9-23-06 - Sasuke U. - Complete36. Fixed Idea reviewsIt's odd, how Temari finds herself bonding with Gaara over the strangest of things. Sickfic.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 77 - Published: 9-7-06 - Temari & Gaara - Complete37. Callow Lamb reviewsFair hair had shone through the darkness, slicked back and framing a slender, pale face. His lips were quirked almost mischievously, a contrast to his bright eyes, and she found herself wondering how a grown man could look so…angelic. Hidan fic.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 71 - Published: 8-7-06 - Hidan & Kakuzu - Complete38. Cause for Conversation reviewsHinata has always been intimidated by Sasuke, but when she serves as a substitute for Sakura on a mission, she comes to learn that the stoic Uchiha is not so bad after all.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 236 - Published: 8-1-06 - Sasuke U. & Hinata H. - Complete39. Filial Piety reviewsIt takes his birthday, the twenty third day of the seventh month to remind Sasuke that he still has vestiges of family residing in the village.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 7-23-06 - Sasuke U. & Hinata H. - Complete40. Esprit of the Prodigious reviewsThere is a place, there is a boy, there is a crack, and there is a crack in the boy. There is Uchiha Sasuke. Introspective. Psychological fic.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,165 - Reviews: 161 - Published: 6-11-06 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete41. Reluctant Hero reviewsThere were literally hundreds of thousands of leaves concealing what she'd lost. Sakura never would have found it, had it not been for the help of a certain Inuzuka. KibaSakura.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 72 - Published: 5-10-06 - Complete42. The Fruitier Quirks reviewsIt had only been a day since they'd been handcuffed together and Light was finding the prospect of strangling Ryuuzaki with the chain more and more appealing by the second. Slight LightRyuuzaki.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 116 - Published: 4-15-06 - L & Light Y. - Complete43. Palisade reviewsRukia was nothing like Hisana...but she entranced him all the same, without even trying and without even intending to. Slight ByaRuki.Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 4-9-06 - Byakuya K. & Rukia K. - Complete44. Of Prepubescent Whims reviewsWith blood, pain, destruction, and death, Kenpachi can deal. But when Yachiru starts showing inklings of a crush on her new playmate, the 11th division captain finds it more than difficult to cope.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 88 - Published: 4-3-0645. Fracture reviewsHyuuga Neji is strange and wary in his kindness, but knows better than to let anyone, including Uchiha Itachi, exploit that. Slight ItachiNeji. Requested drabble.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 3-19-06 - Neji H. & Itachi U. - Complete46. Through Stitches reviewsA ripped shirt. That's all Gaara communicated with, sending one every time his siblings attempted conversation.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 156 - Published: 2-26-06 - Kankuro & Temari - Complete47. Olfactory Flaw reviewsAfter finally meeting up again after 3 years, Shino is irritated and Hinata is dismayed to find Kiba avoiding her like the plague, for reasons beyond anything she could have possibly imagined.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 77 - Published: 1-23-06 - Hinata H. & Kiba I. - Complete48. Spectator reviewsAlthough he never gave any indication of caring, Gaara always observed and learned from the delicate and confusing relationship Kankuro and Temari shared.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 116 - Published: 1-21-06 - Temari & Kankuro - Complete49. Touchy Feely reviewsAmong other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 326 - Published: 1-18-06 - Gaara & Kankuro - Complete50. Eligible reviewsWhere Kuchiki Byakuya suddenly becomes the object of everyone's affections and Rukia and Renji try to avoid his overly inquisitive admirers.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,633 - Reviews: 113 - Published: 1-16-06 - Rukia K. & Byakuya K. - Complete51. Trick or Pocky? » reviewsRule number one of a horror parody: Never let the rookie nine split up in a potentially haunted, killer inhabited mansion, never say I'll be right back, and always, ALWAYS, expect the unexpected when even Sasuke dresses up as a devil in hot red spandex.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,477 - Reviews: 309 - Updated: 11-2-05 - Published: 6-9-0552. Impromptu Inquiry reviewsWhen Shikamaru accepts Temari's offer and agrees to spend a few days at the Suna family's household, brothers Gaara and Kankuro decide to have a little chat with their guest.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 84 - Published: 9-6-05 - Gaara & Kankuro - Complete53. Anomaly reviewsWhile observing a storm one night, the lights disappear along with Kankuro and Temari's caretakers, forcing the siblings to face the vulnerability of the fatal, forbidden anomaly that is Gaara.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 56 - Published: 7-7-05 - Temari & Gaara - Complete54. Joy Ride reviewsStill in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,720 - Reviews: 177 - Published: 3-12-05 - Kakashi H. & Naruto U. - Complete55. Crimson Beautiful reviewsThere's something special in the way Temari bleeds, Gaara realizes. There's something different about crimson on her skin...something beautiful...Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 78 - Published: 3-3-05 - Gaara & Temari - Complete56. Happy Hour reviewsTenten, Lee, and Hinata take Neji out drinking to celebrate him becoming ANBU, and they find out firsthand that among the mean drunks, dirty drunks, and violent drunks...a crackpot drunk is the drunk of choice for Neji.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 163 - Published: 2-13-05 - Neji H. & Hinata H. - Complete57. Indigo Stars reviewsWith the elders gone to celebrate the Hokage's birthday, Neji and Hinata are left home alone together. And once assigned with the duty of caretaker, Neji learns one calm night that the reclusive Hinata has an affinity for fireworks...Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,662 - Reviews: 107 - Published: 2-5-05 - Neji H. & Hinata H. - Complete58. Just a Piercing reviewsIt's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 225 - Published: 12-18-04 - Gaara & Temari - Complete59. Shinobi Shindig reviewsThink a Shinobi's life is just jutsus and dangerous missions? Sure, but they still have shinobi picnics now and then! Egg toss, pinatas, tug of wars, cheap prizes, nonchalant Kakashi, and utter humiliation for poor Sasuke, Hinata, and Neji.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 136 - Published: 11-25-0460. Basemates » reviewsSome strange and revealing things are learned about Hinata and Neji when the two Hyuugas get trapped in the basement together on a cold, wet, and frightening October night.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,374 - Reviews: 245 - Updated: 10-11-04 - Published: 8-10-04 - Neji H. & Hinata H. - Complete61. Miasma reviewsA year after returning from Konoha, Temari becomes depressed as she notices her family growing farther apart. And after easing her loneliness in alcohol, she returns home one night to find that Gaara has noticed it too.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 89 - Published: 8-18-04 - Gaara & Temari - Complete62. Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces » reviewsFunny how it'll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,971 - Reviews: 238 - Updated: 7-17-04 - Published: 7-14-04 - Temari & Gaara - Complete63. Obscured Apathy reviewsTemari questions her importance and whether her brothers need her, but she soon realizes she has her reasons to stay. And apparently...being there to cut Gaara's hair is one of them.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 151 - Published: 7-2-04 - Gaara & Temari - Complete64. Butterfly Inveiglement reviewsHinata was never one to seek comfort from friends, or depend on the presence of people when she needed it...but her attempts to separate herself from her old life will be disrupted by the accidental reemurgence of a former Team 8 member: Aburame, Shino.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,951 - Reviews: 67 - Published: 6-30-04 - Hinata H. & Shino A. - Complete65. Spider Eyes » reviewsYami Bakura has lapsed into complete madness, and speaks of nothing except bits and pieces of his mother's death. Fury and insanity like none seen ever before, will make itself known when the broken tomb robber sets out for blood. DONE!Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,636 - Reviews: 300 - Updated: 4-3-04 - Published: 9-29-02 - Complete66. A Girl Thing » reviewsSakura has put up with her team's lack of hygiene and communication for far too long, and just as she thinks she's bound to be alone in her misery, she finds comfort from a most unexpected source...Kakashi. *COMPLETE!*Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,220 - Reviews: 424 - Updated: 7-14-03 - Published: 7-4-03 - Sakura H. & Kakashi H. - Complete67. A Night Out On the Town reviewsAfter everyone receives their report cards at the end of the year, Tea is appalled to see that she failed geography, so what's the solution? GO OUT AND GET DRUNK AND SING KAREOKE! Please read and review, thanx!Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,085 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 11-1-02 - Complete
