Hello! Pull up a comfy chair and curl up with a cup o' tea (soda is banned here). Welcome to a very crazy dimension, called my profile and writings. If you know me on Fictionpress (LotusandOrchid) then you're already familiar with some of the recesses of my mind, but here we're exploring a bit of a different side. As in, we'll make these characters just as out of character as they can possibly be without truly ever getting out of character. Difficult? Nope. It's just a matter of perception. I write more fanfiction for shoujo series than I do shonen or seinen, for unknown reasons. I support love in all its forms, and so will support yaoi or yuri couples.

I am a muffin and plague rat of the amazing Emilie Autumn, and my writing will be influenced by that. I have insane periods of creativity and inspiration and then my Muse leaves me and you won't see me on this or Fictionpress for months. I will never take down any of my stories, but stories could be put on hiatus or discontinued altogether. Right now, the top candidate for that is A Host's Love. Favorites and subscriptions make me happy, but reviews make my day, so press that center button when you get done with my stories. I try not to make too many Author's Notes, but there are times that they're just necessary.

And now, some quotes:

"If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?" - Lily Tomlin

"The beauty of this world has two edges: one of sorrow, one of laughter, tearing the heart asunder." - Viriginia Woolf

"Loneliness is the poverty of self, solitude the richness of self." - May Sarton

"You need chaos in your soul to give birth to a dancing star." - Nietzsche

"It's kind of fun to do the impossible." - Walt Disney

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." - Einstein

"Anything that is too stupid to be said is sung." - Voltaire

"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West

"The gods are too fond of a joke." - Aristotle

"Any book worth banning is a book worth reading." - Unknown

"Don't destroy the world in the first chapter. You'll need it later." -Unknown

Quid quid latine dictum sit, altum viditer. (Whatever is said in Latin sounds smart.)

Beneficium accipere libertatem est vendere. (To accept a favor is to sell freedom.)

Bibere veneneum in auro. (Drink poison in a cup of gold.)

Unitam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant. (May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy.)

Si hoc legere scis, nimium eruditions habes. (If you can read this, you have too much education.)

Revera linguam latinam vix cognovi. (I really don't know that much Latin.)

Are you sure you still want to see my stories? Go ahead; just remember--we're all mad in here.