Name-Carrie.

Gender-Female, Duh.

Age-Who wants to know?!

92 percent of Americans would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them to stop breathing. If you are one of the 8 percent that would be laughing their butts off, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF THEY HAD A CHOICE, THEY WOULDN'T HAVE CHOSEN ME!

My epic win words of wisdom. And of course, they didn't have a choice. Who, you ask? Why, my friends, of course!

OBJECTION!

Do you even have to ask?

IT'S A FOOL'S WORLD!

Poor Franziska...

A true best friend walks into your house, calls out "I'm home!' and opens your fridge.

A new friend asks, "What's your last name?"

A good friend asks, "What's your middle name?"

A best friend asks, "What's your first name?"

If my friends jumped off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them.

I'd be at the bottom to catch 'em!

A good friend bails you out of jail.

A great friend is sitting next to you saying, "Damn, that was fun!"

Love is blind.

Friendship tries not to notice.

F-R-I-E-N-D

The best word in the English language.

“Yesterday, a policeman in Pennsylvania broke up a robbery at a Dunkin’ Donuts. When he was congratulated on the successful stakeout he said, What stakeout?’”

“McDonald’s announced they will be adding 25 percent more beef to their hamburgers. As a result, McDonald’s hamburgers will now feature 25 percent beef.”

“I read today in the paper that the Pope was a soccer goalie in his youth. Apparently, even as a young man he tried to stop people from scoring.”

“A new study shows that three quarters of all Americans are overweight. In fact it’s so bad, three quarters of all Americans are now 9/10ths of all Americans.”

“A new study reveals U.S. students have very little knowledge of American history. In fact, test scores are the lowest since the Lincoln-Nixon debates.”

“New statistics show that last year the number of murders in the U.S. fell by 8 percent. Unfortunately, that may not be accurate since the number of pollsters murdered went up by 25 percent.”

Do YOU speak spanish?
Porque yo hablo espanol! Yo hablo, yo hablo, yo haaaaaaablo espanol!

Ich bin die Gott verdammte Königin von Sprachen. Abkommen mit ihm meckert!

My Favorite Phoenix Wright Pairings are as follows...

MilesxPhoenix

MilesxFranziska

MayaxPhoenix

PearlxCody Hackins

AdrianxFranziska

MiaxDiego

EmaxKlavier

My Most HATED Phoenix Wright pairings are as follows...

ApolloxKlavier(WHAT were you poeple thinking with this pairing?)

TrucyxApollo(THEY'RE SIBLINGS, POEPLE!)

GantxLana(...)

Come to think of it... GantxANYONE creeps me out.

DiegoxPhoenix(Diego was meant for Mia, and he ain't gay...)

My Favorite Tales of Symphonia Pairings are as follows...

KratosxRaine

LloydxColette

GenisxPresea

RegalxAlicia

ZelosxSheena

YuanxMartel

So basically, all the standard pairings.

ToS pairings I hate

anything else! It isn't right! But...

I ESPECIALLY HATE ANNAxKRATOS! SHE'S DEAD, PEOPLE!