eh...hi.

I'm the Random Gothic Ninja Nerd. (you can call me Illu due to my obsessions with the word Illusions.) I have previously been known as AnimeIllusional, and Illusional.Lies (see what I mean?)

My authentic japanese name is 加藤 Katou (increasing wisteria) 三千代 Michiyo (three thousand generations).
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I love Naruto...it's really one of the only manga/animes I thoroughly understand.

Oh, and Happy Rotter--no I mean Harry Potter, is good!

I am utterly about randomness.

Thats about it really. This is me.

Additional Info:

Age: 13 but has a mental age of about...16? I think that was what it was in year 5...

Gender: Female...And my avatar is the perfect mix of goth, random and ninja-ness. Woot!

Favourite colours: Black, Blood Uchiha Red, Acid Purple, Sapphire Blue...dark colours...

Likes wearing: T-shirt over long jeans, big jackets, black hoodie, sneakers...

Exp in writing: virtually non-existent...well except for writing random crap down in an old exercise book labelled "Random Crap"...Year 8 now!

Fanfics so far: 3 and they're all in progress -points to bottom of page- 2 Naruto ones and one Harry Potter

Fav TV shows: Merlin, Mythbusters and whatever good animes are on. (emphasis on good!)

Fav Animes: Hm...where to start where to start...Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, Avatar (though its not really an anime), Air, Clannad After Story...

Fav Mangas: Princess Ai, Fruits Basket, Gakuen Alice...

Fav Comics: Buffy the Vampire Slayer...

Fav Dramas: Hana Kimi, Hana Yori Dango...

Fav OC: Aiden, the goth-boy. Made in The Uchiha Enigma: Love you or Hate you, I adore him! Based on a certain someone (nudge nudge hint hint my friend the Gothic Viola Player)

Also: Sometimes I walk around laughing hysterically or jumping around and flailing my arms around in real life. So if you see some demented asian girl standing on the corner of your street yelling, "waffles, cookies, riceballs, muffins and FLUFF!!" and flailing crazily, you know its me. -nice guy pose with thumbs up-

Hobbies: writing sad piano songs, playing sad piano songs, listening to music, writing fanfiction, reading fanfiction, um...watching anime and reading manga, falling in love with anime characters...listening to jaejoong's voice in "Doushite Kimi Wo Suki Natte Shimattan Darou"...

Likes: the internet, cookies and milk, chinese food, Sushi, most things Japanese...and korean...and thai...and chinese...n stuffs...

Favourite saying: I'm not insane. My reality is just different to yours.

I am odd. Fact of life. I am random. Fact of life. But I bet you've never met a Random, Gothic, Emo, Ninja Nerd before. Especially one with a duo-personality syndrome. One side of me is random, laughs a lot, and isn't afraid of acting retarded. My other half is the quiet side, stares and glares a lot, taciturn, depressed a lot of the time and has insomnia. YAY ME!

Quote I randomly found and live by: "Sanity may be madness, but the maddest of all is to see life as it is and not as it should be."

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My Anime/Manga Love List: Boy Ranking (yes, sadly, a rabid anime/manga fangirl)

1. Gaara from Naruto

2. Histugaya Toshirou from Bleach

3. Lavi from D.Gray-Man

4. Kakashi from Naruto

5. Yuu Kanda from D.Gray-Man

6. Sei from Shinigami Lovers

7. Sebastian from Kuroshitsuji

8. Allen Walker from D.Gray-Man

9. Lelouch from Code Geass

10. Ishida from Bleach (heh, I think I look like a RL girl version of him)

Any suggestions?

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On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos!
..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On T-Rat (Military food):
Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only... (Umnn yeah... isn't military also human)

Break my Heart I break your neck

Flying is easy just throw yourself at the floor and miss (Not responsible for any injuries sustained from throwing self at floor)

Sometimes violence is the only way to get what you want.

Life isn't passing me by it's trying to run me over

I know I seem mean but it's because I don't like you.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Therapist = The/rapist...scary thought

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

If life hands you lemons today, smile and give thanks. Then, when life isn't looking, give him a quick knee to the groin. That'll teach 'em.

"Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?"

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Amatures built the ark. Professionals built the titanic...(and look how that turned out)

Those who dont learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to.

It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.

I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert.

The voices in my head don't like you.

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems

Some people are like slinkies...they're not good for anything but it's fun to watch them fall down the stairs.

You can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope for the best!

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!

The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you! Yup, it's me.

Growing older is mandatory. Growing up is optional!

Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it.

You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never have.

According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Tell the truth and run.

Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.

Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate. Just like rubbish does.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

Generally, generalizations are wrong.

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.

If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.

We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we perceive reality.

If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.

A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.

Cynics are made, not born.

Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!

Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!!

Boys: can’t live with em, and it’s illegal to shoot em.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Heh. I'm looking forward to regretting this.

I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together

If a Turtle lost it's shell, is it homeless or naked?

If your name is Will, and you´re in the army, do you get worried when people say "fire at will"?

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

A boy gave a girl 12 roses and one fake one and said "I will love you until the last rose dies"

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? forget scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crud up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.

I've never been smart, but I have a brain, I know im not normal but feel insane, Not always right but im never wrong, Overpowering weakness to be strong. ~Miku Hatsune from TNR. If your reading this, sorry miku, but I loved it so much I had to copy and paste it!

If for some strange reason you would actually want to talk to me, you can send me a PM. Um, on TNR my username is Illusional...my DeviantArt account is Illusionsandlies...you can look at my scribblings...yeah. You see, I like Illusions.

Five ways to convince your parents to let you watch anime:

1. With every episode you are learning the japanese language.
2. Watching anime can relieve stress, and when you build up too much stress you go nuts and write backwards.
3. When reading subtitles in the anime, you are expanding your vocabulary.
4. Reading the subtitles, learning the japanese AND figuring out who is going to die next trains ultra high multi-tasking skills that could be use full in studying.
5. Watching anime could stimulate real life situations so you make the right decisions. So people, next time, if you see wierd guys wearing black robes with red clouds and a hiate with a line a cross it, know to turn around, run like hell and start screaming, "FREE RAMEN!!" and hope Naruto will come.

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Pics of Random OC's...

Black Storm Brewing:

Akane: http://www.nanoda.com/en/naruto/naruto-cosplay.html

look at the haku pics

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10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Can't fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

NARUTO BIRTHDAYS~ sings~

January
01 - Gai
02 - Iwashi
04 - Haku
08 - Hiashi & Hizashi
19 - Gaara
23 - Shino
24 - Yamanaka Inoichi (Ino's Dad)
25 - Yondaime

February
08 - Sarutobi
10 - Obito Uchiha
11 - Sigure
21 - Yoroi
24 - Nara Shikaku (Shikamaru's Dad)
29 - Kabuto

March
08 - Ebisu
09 - Tenten
18 - Kisame
20 - Ibiki
27 - Hanabi
28 - Sakura
29 - Kazekage

April
02 - Cloud Ninja Leader
03 - Udon
04 - Gatoh & Tonbo
05 - Tazuna
06 - Waraji
22 - Choaza

May
01 - Chouji
04 - Tsunami
07 - Midare
08 - Homura
15 - Kankurou
26 - Iruka
30 - Baiu

June
06 - Gouzu & Meizu
08 - Moegi
09 - Itachi
11 - Kurenai
12 - Dosu

July
03 - Neji
04 - Baki
06 - Kin
07 - Akamaru & Kiba
17 - Gemma
21 - Kotetsu
23 - Sasuke

August
02- Tsunade
09 - Nawaki
15 -Zabuza
16 - Fugaku (Sasuke's Dad)
21 - Kaiza
23 - Temari
28 - Raidou

September
01 - Koharu
03 - Aoba
14 - Zaku
15 - Kakashi
15 - Obito
22 - Shikamaru
23 - Ino

October
10 - Naruto
18 - Asuma
19 - Suzume
21 - Mizuki
24 - Anko
27 - Orochimaru

November
02 - Hayate
05 - Wind Country Lord
11 - Jiraiya
15 - Mubi & Rin
16 - Kagari
25 - Izumo
27 - Rock Lee
30 - Misumi

December
01 - Zouri
04 - Dan (Tsunade's Boyfriend)
13 - My Bday
20 - Oboro
24 - Madam Shizimi
25 - Inari
27 - Hinata
30 - Konohamaru

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Over and out!